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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .

I had around 3 hours of broken sleep last night , got woke by two cats scrapping at 5.30am , felt like crap in a cold shop all day , got home to discover the heating and got water is fucked and wont be fixed till tomorrow , cant shower, and the one thing that would have brightened up my day I appear to have lost . I cant join in the picture challenge now , and to be fair I darent get nekked anyway because my testicles are frost bitten. I had a piss and it froze before hitting the water , and if I'm not mistaken I've just ventured in to the kitchen and saw a Penguin running to the back door . I'm fairly sure an Eskimo has just moved in here today , and to top it off my mouse has stopped working .

But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy

I need a warm body and a warm hug , please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come here mcnugget

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Come here mcnugget"

Can I suck your toes though ??

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, shit day, come 'ere for a hug mister x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Hell yes you can !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Long story Soffia

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Aww, shit day, come 'ere for a hug mister x"

Yes please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Hell yes you can ! "
Your feet are so erotic

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Long story Soffia

I really really don't want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww, shit day, come 'ere for a hug mister x

Yes please

Come on, I'll snuggle you under my apron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Hell yes you can ! Your feet are so erotic

And cleaned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Long story Soffia

I really really don't want to know

Yes you do !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Long story Soffia

I really really don't want to know

Probably best

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Aww, shit day, come 'ere for a hug mister x

Yes please

Come on, I'll snuggle you under my apron "

How could I refuse that

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Long story Soffia

I really really don't want to know

Yes you do ! "

No, I am really really sure I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Long story Soffia

I really really don't want to know

Yes you do !

No, I am really really sure I don't

but I do want some buttsex"

Ok as you wish

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Hell yes you can ! Your feet are so erotic

And cleaned"

You even cleaned them this time , bonus

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Long story Soffia

I really really don't want to know

Yes you do !

No, I am really really sure I don't

but I do want some buttsex

Ok as you wish

Stop feckin doing that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Come here mcnugget

Can I suck your toes though ??

Long story Soffia

I really really don't want to know

Yes you do !

No, I am really really sure I don't

but I do want some buttsex

Ok as you wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sending you hugs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"sending you hugs

Px"

Yes , just yes please .

Fanks

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No warm hugs here.... I'm too cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to me Grumpy, I'll keep you warm in my boobs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Don’t be grumpy. Come here, I’m always hot, you can snuggle in for a boobie hug

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"No warm hugs here.... I'm too cold "

Any hugs from you will be just fine

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Come to me Grumpy, I'll keep you warm in my boobs

They do look warm I must say

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Don’t be grumpy. Come here, I’m always hot, you can snuggle in for a boobie hug

Yay Boobie hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told I am hot lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Been told I am hot lol "

I would concur

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .

But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy

I need a warm body and a warm hug , please

H.T.F.U !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .

But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy

I need a warm body and a warm hug , please

H.T.F.U !!"

I would but I dont know where you are

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No warm hugs here.... I'm too cold

Any hugs from you will be just fine

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

*hurls blanket*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"No warm hugs here.... I'm too cold

Any hugs from you will be just fine

Ok"

Yay

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"*hurls blanket*"

You're so kind Peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit nippy is it slim?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Bit nippy is it slim?

A bit ??

My nuts are inverted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit nippy is it slim?

A bit ??

My nuts are inverted

TMI

grab a blanket and toughen up buttercup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, cats.... thats what started all this.

Bastards

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Bit nippy is it slim?

A bit ??

My nuts are inverted

TMI

grab a blanket and toughen up buttercup

I'm under the duvet , that'll have to do

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"See, cats.... thats what started all this.

Bastards "

Wankers

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"See, cats.... thats what started all this.

Bastards "

Cats are evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See, cats.... thats what started all this.

Bastards

Cats are evil"

There's usually a pussy invokved somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm man hug sent virtually

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Warm man hug sent virtually

Yay. You're a good man dude

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A duvet, a hot drink and something funny on the TV.

Hope you manage to get lots of sleep tonight and that tomorrow is a better day for you.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

My body is warm so here is the hug ()

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to me Grumpy, I'll keep you warm in my boobs

They do look warm I must say

Hot, very very hot

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Sending hugs grumpy xx

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Dear Mr McFuckNugget,

I do wish I could help you out with the warm hug bit I am one of those people who is always cold, my darling husband often prods me when I am asleep to ensure he isn’t lying next to a corpse.

Send me your address and I’ll arrange for your local Indian restaurant to deliver you a huge load of those hot lemon scented towelettes for you to drape over yourself.

Kind regards

Mrs CC

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A duvet, a hot drink and something funny on the TV.

Hope you manage to get lots of sleep tonight and that tomorrow is a better day for you."

That's exactly the plan shortly as well . Thankyou

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"My body is warm so here is the hug ()"

I feel warm already

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Cuddle

"
From you Dorriss always

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Come to me Grumpy, I'll keep you warm in my boobs

They do look warm I must say

Hot, very very hot

I may be thawing after all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!"

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Sending hugs grumpy xx"

Much appreciated fankyou

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Dear Mr McFuckNugget,

I do wish I could help you out with the warm hug bit I am one of those people who is always cold, my darling husband often prods me when I am asleep to ensure he isn’t lying next to a corpse.

Send me your address and I’ll arrange for your local Indian restaurant to deliver you a huge load of those hot lemon scented towelettes for you to drape over yourself.

Kind regards

Mrs CC"

That's incredibly kind of you

My current address 1 Antarctica Road , Antarctica

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been told I am hot lol

I would concur

Awww thank you

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm always warm and usually have to have my feet out of the duvet at night so you are welcome to some of my body heat if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .

But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy

I need a warm body and a warm hug , please

Oh man, that sucks and some. Happily will give you a good long cuddle. I'm a little on the short and small side so I don't know how much I can warm you but I'll try.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm always warm and usually have to have my feet out of the duvet at night so you are welcome to some of my body heat if you want

That would be Devine

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh

You called?

Bullies

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .

But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy

I need a warm body and a warm hug , please

Oh man, that sucks and some. Happily will give you a good long cuddle. I'm a little on the short and small side so I don't know how much I can warm you but I'll try. "
Oh I'm sure you could

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I'm always warm and usually have to have my feet out of the duvet at night so you are welcome to some of my body heat if you want

That would be Devine

Well shimmy over and I'll slide in beside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .

But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy

I need a warm body and a warm hug , please

Oh man, that sucks and some. Happily will give you a good long cuddle. I'm a little on the short and small side so I don't know how much I can warm you but I'll try. Oh I'm sure you could

I could always slap those cheeks a bit and warm them up with a nice red glow.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm always warm and usually have to have my feet out of the duvet at night so you are welcome to some of my body heat if you want

That would be Devine

Well shimmy over and I'll slide in beside you

On my way now then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Today has been a huge festering pile of runny dog shit .

But apart from that I'm just fucking dandy

I need a warm body and a warm hug , please

Oh man, that sucks and some. Happily will give you a good long cuddle. I'm a little on the short and small side so I don't know how much I can warm you but I'll try. Oh I'm sure you could

I could always slap those cheeks a bit and warm them up with a nice red glow. "

Oh my

. Yes

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh

You called?

Bullies

Such an ugly word ... tsk

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh

You called?

Bullies

Such an ugly word ... tsk

He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh

You called?

Bullies

Such an ugly word ... tsk

He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling....

This is never going away is it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh

You called?

Bullies

Such an ugly word ... tsk

He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling....

This is never going away is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would send hugs but I know they would get lumpy!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh

You called?

Bullies

Such an ugly word ... tsk

He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling....

This is never going away is it

Well once you send it out on the internet, you never can get rid of it....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh

You called?

Bullies

Such an ugly word ... tsk

He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling....

This is never going away is it

Well once you send it out on the internet, you never can get rid of it...."

It's always out there ...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mate ... I promise not to mention random porn tonight then

Wait

Dammit!!

it has been 3 days since you last mentioned it

Has it ... I've been slacking... I need to talk to Posh

You called?

Bullies

Such an ugly word ... tsk

He's just sore because he's got no porn.... if he had he would have sent it out by now and have that warm fuzzy feeling....

This is never going away is it

Ah well . I best get used to it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I would send hugs but I know they would get lumpy!

Tess , I'd love your hugs xxx

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