FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're getting old when......

By *it-of-Alright OP Man
over a year ago

South west

I have just taken delivery of my new sofas from DFS. I'm really excited. Lol

So question is..You know you're getting old when..........?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people on here say wow you look amazing and then add “for fifty” on the end.

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

When you’re out for the night, somewhere like Amsterdam, and the only drug you crave is gaviscon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look forward to being in bed by 9.30

(that's pm)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look at your date of birth or age that you have had to put in black and white and you think .... NO! That’s not me.

Even worse is the age boxes you have to tick and I get included on all the old fogey adverts for stair lifts, retirement homes and funeral plans.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

You had grey pubes

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

When I have underpants older than some forumites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had grey pubes"

Shaving them is great as no one knows then. My pubes are weird as some parts come out dark and some white.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When people on here say wow you look amazing and then add “for fifty” on the end. "

Let's face it - you look amazing for even 49.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have just taken delivery of my new sofas from DFS. I'm really excited. Lol

So question is..You know you're getting old when..........?

When you can remember that far back to when DFS didn't have a sake on.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’m not old yet

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By *ngels of Sin 69Couple
over a year ago

High Wycombe

When you are counting down the days waiting for the clinic to open to get your botox and fillers done

Vixen

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When you moan more getting up off the sofa than when having sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people on here say wow you look amazing and then add “for fifty” on the end.

Let's face it - you look amazing for even 49.

Well technically I’m still 49 as I didn’t get chance to celebrate so I’ve decided this year will be my 50th

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

18year olds aren't interested lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you moan more getting up off the sofa than when having sex.

When you'd rather be sat on the sofa in your pyjamas than out clubbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got excited over my shark vacuum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had grey pubes"

Had???

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By *eachcplCouple
over a year ago

blackpool/preston/normandy france

What is it they say

You're getting old when it takes you all night to do what you used to be able to do all night

or something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you got to scroll for your age or d.o.b like wheel of fortune to get to the correct age

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By *aldyreynoldsMan
over a year ago

Oldbury

When they approve your application for an allotment.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You call your partner in to look at the very interesting funeral plan ads......

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When people on here say wow you look amazing and then add “for fifty” on the end.

Let's face it - you look amazing for even 49.

Well technically I’m still 49 as I didn’t get chance to celebrate so I’ve decided this year will be my 50th

Same here. We should have a celebration together.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

You know when you're getting old when you liken yourself to a fine wine, stratovarous violin or a cheese. Then add age is just a number to the end of every sentence. Age is just a number by the way.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I have just taken delivery of my new sofas from DFS. I'm really excited. Lol

So question is..You know you're getting old when..........?

People 16 years younger than me start to consider themselves as old.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

When the new Saturday girl in the hairdressers asks " Are you working today or have you retired"?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you started your job in 1983 and the new recruits born in 1999 ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you started your job in 1983 and the new recruits born in 1999 ????"

No need to private message

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

When you fill in another Census form, seems like only last week that I filled in the previous one, Actually it was 2011

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

When you refuse to use the new names of products and still refer to Marathon and Opal Fruits etc. I still shop at Safeway btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whether to go for a Wisteria or Trumpet vine creeper for my pergola

And

Im getting excited waiting for the delivery of my lawn

Oh i do miss the days if choosing my next car modification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a haircut is more about trimming what comes out of your ears and nose than the top of your head

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

When you realise it's your son's birthday in a month and he will no longer be a 'teen' year

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By *it-of-Alright OP Man
over a year ago

South west

"Getting a haircut is more about trimming what comes out of your ears and nose than the top of your head"

And eyebrows, they're my bug bear lol

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

You enjoy Grand Designs

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you refuse to use the new names of products and still refer to Marathon and Opal Fruits etc. I still shop at Safeway btw

Haha yep! I still use jif

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When you’ve been up and down the stairs three times and still don’t have what you went up to get in the first place.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

When you realise that your sister, who in your head is still a kid, has a 7 year old child.

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By *it-of-Alright OP Man
over a year ago

South west

"When you’ve been up and down the stairs three times and still don’t have what you went up to get in the first place. "

Lmfao amen to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look in the mirror and think whose that?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Whether to go for a Wisteria or Trumpet vine creeper for my pergola

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Im getting excited waiting for the delivery of my lawn

Oh i do miss the days if choosing my next car modification

Oohhh got to be wisteria surely

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I was 18, 40 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whether to go for a Wisteria or Trumpet vine creeper for my pergola

And

Im getting excited waiting for the delivery of my lawn

Oh i do miss the days if choosing my next car modification

Oohhh got to be wisteria surely

Yes stunning arnt they, i did have a grape vine on it at my old house that was fab

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Beverley

When you cant eat pizza after 5pm without wrecking your sleep that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your siblings become grandparents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people on here say wow you look amazing and then add “for fifty” on the end. "

Wait till they add 'for 56' on the end.....

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

...watch the now thats what I call the 80's music channel and can remember all the one hit wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the music on radio 1 is just noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes more than 3 days to recover from an all night sesh.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

When you get excited by a skincare delivery and can’t wait to get your makeup off and try them

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

When Radio One just sounds like a racket

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

When you don't have a clue who half of the "celebs" are in the news, although celebrity is a very loose term these days anyway if you don't watch shite reality TV!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You go to bed before your kids.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

When you have to sit down to put your knickers on coz you can’t lift your leg that high, if you do you lose balance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you moan more getting up off the sofa than when having sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know who Hamble and Little Ted are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Radio One just sounds like a racket

Oh bugger, that means I've been old for at least 10 years......

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Whether to go for a Wisteria or Trumpet vine creeper for my pergola

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Im getting excited waiting for the delivery of my lawn

Oh i do miss the days if choosing my next car modification

Oohhh got to be wisteria surely

Yes stunning arnt they, i did have a grape vine on it at my old house that was fab

Ooh pretty - I love gardens but I'm not very good at knowing how not to kill things!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"When people on here say wow you look amazing and then add “for fifty” on the end. "

Cheeky buggars aren’t they?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

When you go on a night out and you wear a coat. And a scarf, maybe some gloves, and take a brolly. Just in case

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

When you see scantily clad girls on a (rare) night out and are concerned that they will be cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your joints creak more than your bed

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By *amish SMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Your pension P60 drops on the doormat.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"You know you're getting old when..........?

You see a girl and think she’s perfect, then realise you’re double her age!!!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

When getting a kitchen aid for your birthday is the best gift ever!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I look in the mirror!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find watching gardeners world action packed.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You remember 1/2 penny coins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remember 1/2 penny coins."

That could but half penny chews

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

When you reply to a forum thread about "You know when you're getting old" but forgotten what it is you were going to say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just taken delivery of my new sofas from DFS. I'm really excited. Lol

So question is..You know you're getting old when..........?

Ooohhh what do they look like and are they leather or fabric?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I spent a good 15 minutes in Wilko the other day looking (absorbed) at hose pipe connectors and bits for hoses. We already have a hose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You spend half a day trying to change your broadband and TV kit over..

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

You look at the “What are you listening to?” Thread & think “Who?” To about 50% of the answers

Still, keeps my Spotify busy checking them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When going out shopping for artificial plants for the bathroom is exciting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When everyone's talking about a band I've not heard of....

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Your son calls you a baby boomer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you refer to a 30 year old as a "young one"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you sing Vanessa Carlton - a thousand miles and someone has never heard of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you inadvertently sing along to Buck’s Fizz, making your mind up..... then realise that Eurovision win was FORTY YEARS AGO.

So to make yourself feel better you retune the radio (not the wireless

) and....

Bart Simpson is doing the Bart song.... from THIRTY YEARS AGO!!!!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

When you settle down on a Sunday night to watch the antiques roadshow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got excited over my shark vacuum"

me too i was absolutely buzzing for my shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Radio One just sounds like a racket

its alright til about 7pm and then it loses me

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I got excited over my shark vacuum

me too i was absolutely buzzing for my shark "

Did it remove your hairs?

I know veet, why? Use a shark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got excited over my shark vacuum

me too i was absolutely buzzing for my shark

Did it remove your hairs?

I know veet, why? Use a shark."

huh

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By *appygolucky10030Man
over a year ago

Narborough

U know you are old when watching BBC2 " The 70s with Dominic Sandbrook " and i knew all the " Brookside cast and Pop stars names .

Very sad I know .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get sent over 50s insurance ads through the post.

When you become grandparent for the first time

When youngest daughter is leaving home soon as she finds a house.

When you look in the mirror lol.

This list could go on and on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go to a quiet pub instead of a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you drip, rather than gush

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By *ornyhun69Woman
over a year ago

Wales

"When you sing Vanessa Carlton - a thousand miles and someone has never heard of it

What?! These people exist?? Lol! Even my 11yr old knows this song

lol x

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

...you unexpectedly got called up for the covid vaccine in the 55s category but youre not even 50 yet!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"...you unexpectedly got called up for the covid vaccine in the 55s category but youre not even 50 yet!

I got mine in the 65 age group

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"...you unexpectedly got called up for the covid vaccine in the 55s category but youre not even 50 yet!

I got mine in the 65 age group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When things don’t annoy you anymore, you want to explain it to young people then remember you couldn’t be bothered listening to people telling you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look forward to being in bed by 9.30

(that's pm)"

Most nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you sing Vanessa Carlton - a thousand miles and someone has never heard of it

What?! These people exist?? Lol! Even my 11yr old knows this song

lol x

Apparently so... consider me shooketh haha

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

When you make a flask up for bed, so you don't gave ti gi back downstairs in the middle of the night!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"...watch the now thats what I call the 80's music channel and can remember all the one hit wonders"

...But can't remember if you locked the front door, 5 mins afer each time, you leave the house.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

When your dreams are dry and your farts are wet

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

When your talking to a work colleague and they say something to make you realise you are much closer in age their parents than them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you groan and oof if you have to get up from the floor

When you have to explain what a casette was, and you remember rewinding it with a biro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you groan and oof if you have to get up from the floor

When you have to explain what a casette was, and you remember rewinding it with a biro

Or you like very little new music compared to the 80's & 90's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you actually dgaf what others may think and realise that you're too blessed to stress.... Life really does get better

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By *hrissielegsTV/TS
over a year ago

Henfield

When you fill in an online form and it takes half an hour to scroll down to your date of birth !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you’ve got old is when you go to the shop to buy trainers and you pick up a pair of Skechers and think “ they’re ok and look really comfortable”

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

When you think Radio 2 plays better songs than radio 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get ya covid jag appointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The advancing years and age is like being on a plane flying through a storm why worry as there is nothing you can do about it.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"When you think Radio 2 plays better songs than radio 1"

That’s nothing, wait till you get fed up with the banality of radio 2 presenters and spend most of your time listening to radio 4, that’s when you feel old.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

When you look at police officers and think he / she is just out of school

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

When you are talking to your Small about your childhood and say "but that was over 40 years ago, when I was your age".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you think Radio 2 plays better songs than radio 1"

When you listen to woman’s hour and money box live on radio 4 and enjoy both!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

When you realise that you are technically old enough to be the new girls mother (at work!)

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I get the "You look great, for your age"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people at work were born this century

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes 5 minutes to scroll to your age on your phone selection

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

When you can cough, fart, sneeze and pee at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you lose your denture at a glory hole

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

When that seering pain in your groin is because you've just stepped on your ballbag whilst getting out of bed

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

When your friends ask if you're "getting any"

And you just know it's "sleep" related

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

People ask if you're OK or look shocked, before laughing if you fall over

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By *reatformeatWoman
over a year ago

my own bubble

Need reading glasses to see my phone

and

My ass looks big in everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When getting pants and socks for Christmas is useful and appreciated not just boring.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

you realised you cant stand further away from the toilet bowl while peeing standing up like you used to but now you have to stand in it just to make sure the floor remains dry

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By *ybachMan
over a year ago

widnes

When you look for partners younger than yourself.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

You get excited about the fresh sheets on your bed at 9.30 on a Friday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to turn around on the stairs to back down/up for the thing you were meant to take up/down in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and when your back goes just putting something on charge..just done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you’re more excited over new kitchen appliances than you are shoes...

I’m only 27! Is it downhill from here?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"you realised you cant stand further away from the toilet bowl while peeing standing up like you used to but now you have to stand in it just to make sure the floor remains dry "

That’s not old.

It’s when you’re lucky if you make it to the toilet in time. Now that’s old.

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

You book a table for dinner at 1830

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My afternoon nap is coming up

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By *it-of-Alright OP Man
over a year ago

South west

You book a table for dinner at 1830"

Haha that one tickled me

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

"Best of the 80s" are oldies now

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You find the special effects in new Movies very unrealistic and rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you joke in the supermarket that “I am over 21 just about” any time the assistant needs to do their thing on the self service tills

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You had Now That's What I Call Music One on vinyl.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

The most listened to choons on your Spotify are at least twenty years old!

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