FabSwingers.com forum: Rate my cock please

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over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oooooo seventy-twelve and a bit.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I like the way your ballbag pubes have been styled.

It’s a solid 7inches from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I was distracted by beards, shoes and dramatic, anguished poses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it’s toooooooooo tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the random leaf blower the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love your cock more than you love Kinder Beunos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay I'll add my Bub's into the mix x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ten past ²

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's rate good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a watermelon

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

The lack of cock prompted me to take a closer look at the shoes ... a solid 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its nice but your hens are better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its magic!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have I got to scroll through a million photos to find it?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"The lack of cock prompted me to take a closer look at the shoes ... a solid 7

Don't worry, he'll send you 100 pics of it from different angles now.

They are nice shoes aren't they.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Hang on . Which Aldi are you at ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo off the scale

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

" "

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Sitting on the floor in the library tut tut smh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Votre pénis est parfait!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

The true measure of a cock is surely how many chicks you have in the hen house...

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pénis parfait et vaut la peine d'être sucé

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Plumage is stunning and the fleshy bit underneath seems plump and full if a little too much skin. Though that does make for a loud cock call to attract females.

*Disclaimer. All info taken from the fandb website on Caring for your Cock.

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By *renchie007Man
over a year ago

london

"Pénis parfait et vaut la peine d'être sucé

Tu peut sucé ma bite x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s rather unusual. Shaped like shoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I would

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A nonchalant seven

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By *renchie007Man
over a year ago

london

"I would

Would you rate mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I was distracted by beards, shoes and dramatic, anguished poses

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"It’s rather unusual. Shaped like shoe. "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I would

Would you rate mine

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where?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"No, it’s toooooooooo tiny

I know..even after zooming in!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

It didn’t leave a lasting impression

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Relaxed like it’s owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La basse-cour a le coq qu’elle mérite!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’ve never seen it so how can I rate it,beardy?

I bet it’s cute enough to be mounted on top of wool and put on a shelf. With you attached obviously

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By *teviesmith73Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire / Cornwall

Hi how’s mine - I know, distinctively average

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on . Which Aldi are you at ??

the one in hull !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just wanted to rise the number of ppl who looked at my profile and it worked , thank you for taking part in the experiment.

I'll send any one of you a picture of my bare feet.

Enjoy x

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Nice shoes.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Nice shoes."

You will get a photo of his feet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, it’s toooooooooo tiny

Brutal lol

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Nice shoes.

You will get a photo of his feet now

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok I have sent it to anyone I could on the thread,if someone wants to see, just ask me or pm I'll gladly send it to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I have sent it to anyone I could on the thread,if someone wants to see, just ask me or pm I'll gladly send it to you

More than happy to take a peek

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Haha ya nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I have sent it to anyone I could on the thread,if someone wants to see, just ask me or pm I'll gladly send it to you

how on earth did i miss this thread?

Urmmm, my box is a little empty. get sending please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wearing an invisible Cape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you know who perves I err mean views

you in stealth mode as well!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

The leaf blower is a big un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I have sent it to anyone I could on the thread,if someone wants to see, just ask me or pm I'll gladly send it to you

how on earth did i miss this thread?

Urmmm, my box is a little empty. get sending please

Px"

We've messaged you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw it once, lots of years ago. It was wearing a beret if I recall correctly.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m available for rating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw it once, lots of years ago. It was wearing a beret if I recall correctly. "

the made me LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice shoes.

You will get a photo of his feet now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw it once, lots of years ago. It was wearing a beret if I recall correctly.

the made me LOL

Not far from the truth either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice shoes.

You will get a photo of his feet now

Yep

You are welcome X thx for ratings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wanted to rise the number of ppl who looked at my profile and it worked , thank you for taking part in the experiment.

I'll send any one of you a picture of my bare feet.

Enjoy x "

Thank you for the 3 pictures of your bare feet dangling over blue water. They are dead sexy and I feel honoured and privileged to have received them and to have taken part in your secret mission.

Vous Dingue

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just wanted to rise the number of ppl who looked at my profile and it worked , thank you for taking part in the experiment.

I'll send any one of you a picture of my bare feet.

Enjoy x

Thank you for the 3 pictures of your bare feet dangling over blue water. They are dead sexy and I feel honoured and privileged to have received them and to have taken part in your secret mission.

Vous Dingue

I am actually looking for a new podologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J’adore jouer avec ta baguette et te faire des miettes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cock, rate me!!

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Wow...balancing all those books... Now that's worth a standing ovation, Ten out of Ten.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Sorry, 8th November 2018 blew me away so I couldn't go any further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm.

Reminds me of the half eaten cucumber I've got in the fridge.

I'd give it a 6 out of 10 on the Asda review section.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

In my sleepy state, I didn't get to assess the toes properly before they disappeared from my inbox .

For that reason I'll give them a 3 .

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

What some folk do for attention

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d put it in Band D

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’d get a referral for those if I was you x

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

What does everyone think of my teeny cock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies take a gander and rate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"J’adore jouer avec ta baguette et te faire des miettes."

fucking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a cock, rate me!!"

You don't look like one tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What some folk do for attention

Like creating a thread about cock ratings and sending pictures of one's feet

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

One of the best tools I’ve seen in a while.

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By *aptainhornpipeMan
over a year ago

manchester

Are you using it as a bookshelf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you using it as a bookshelf "

Nope ! For that picture I had to Photoshop the real bookshelf under it, first because my skinny arm could bear the weight of those book intellectually speaking and then my cock erection isn't strong enough. If I get a lob on when putting a french letter on it, I am happy

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By *aptainhornpipeMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Are you using it as a bookshelf

Cos I was going to say that’s not very convenient, plus if you ever offered to lend me a book I’d have to decline.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you using it as a bookshelf

Cos I was going to say that’s not very convenient, plus if you ever offered to lend me a book I’d have to decline. "

opening books is better than opening flies

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Did you manage to get any good feedback ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can grate it if you insist.

But not grade it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps. Don't send me some random body parts again

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ps. Don't send me some random body parts again

Feet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ps. Don't send me some random body parts again

Feet x"

Indeed !

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ps. Don't send me some random body parts again

Feet x

Indeed !

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can grate it if you insist.

But not grade it

Everyone love grated cock don't they

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

So I take it no positive feedback then hahaha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It was MASSIVE. At least this big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can grate it if you insist.

But not grade it

Everyone love grated cock don't they

Damn. I thought I said grind it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was MASSIVE. At least this big

I thought it would look more like a pheasant not a duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard good things about my cock

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It was MASSIVE. At least this big

I thought it would look more like a pheasant not a duck

I was confused too. Looked more sole than anything else. Bit fishy, if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twelveteen.. oh nice shoes too x

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Sashay away X

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"So I take it no positive feedback then hahaha "

Don't fret, he has a beautiful cock.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So I take it no positive feedback then hahaha "

It's all positive hes a legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to rate mine

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Feel free to rate mine"

Shante - you stay.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sashay sashay Santa sashay

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sashay sashay Santa sashay"

Dear santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh?

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By *tairwayToHeavenMan
over a year ago

Thurles

So who does the judging?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you manage to get any good feedback ? "

They all seem to love my feet for some reason

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By *obbymunkMan
over a year ago

leyland

Yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi so can I get a rating x

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Here to be rated lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Now then.....

One thing I’ve noticed is, like me, you have a love of shoes.

I’m happy to receive bare feet pics in my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I take it no positive feedback then hahaha "

I suggest turning up the volume and positioning the guitar right up against your amp. This creates more than enough soundwave energy to create sonic havoc. Alternatively, using a distortion or fuzz pedal to increase the volume and gain can push the signal to the point of feedback.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Rate mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rate mine "

It's a lovely one.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rate mine

It's a lovely one."

As is yours Jimmy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting to be reviewed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The true measure of a cock is surely how many chicks you have in the hen house..."
Well said

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