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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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"Do you own a pogo stick? Sadly no.... but once my back is fixed that's an excellent idea! "I have a modified space hopper you can borrow. | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock! "Jeez woman. If my inbox becomes full of random peen I'm showing you every one. | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock!
Jeez woman. If my inbox becomes full of random peen I'm showing you every one."That's ok...i'll memorize one to tattoo on you when you think I'm doing your fairy | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) " Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds "There'll be nothing of her clitoris left after 12 rounds  | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock!
Jeez woman. If my inbox becomes full of random peen I'm showing you every one.
That's ok...i'll memorize one to tattoo on you when you think I'm doing your fairy "Pahaha | |||
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"Do you own a pogo stick? Sadly no.... but once my back is fixed that's an excellent idea!
I have a modified space hopper you can borrow. "Oooooh I like the sound of that.... | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock!
Jeez woman. If my inbox becomes full of random peen I'm showing you every one.
That's ok...i'll memorize one to tattoo on you when you think I'm doing your fairy "Evil as | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
There'll be nothing of her clitoris left after 12 rounds "Oh I just meant boxing gloves | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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Me? What did I do "I'm trying to be pissed with her and you're helping make me laugh! | |||
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I'm sure the delivery driver would be up for it...just eat they say but they don't say eating what
P.s same Major horn atm can't even wank cos kids are still up  | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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You're not helping!
Me? What did I do
I'm trying to be pissed with her and you're helping make me laugh!"Well Lu's turn of phrase just made me laugh out loud proper. | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
Lu
She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock!
Jeez woman. If my inbox becomes full of random peen I'm showing you every one.
That's ok...i'll memorize one to tattoo on you when you think I'm doing your fairy "I have one in mind | |||
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"Oh dear oh dear oh dear.... Maybe have an early night "Where have you been, I missed you? | |||
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"Strap your dildo to a broom, poke the handle through the letterbox and have a socially distanced female glory hole experience with a some local fabbers
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock! "There's one she HASN'T got...... | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
There'll be nothing of her clitoris left after 12 rounds
Oh I just meant boxing gloves "Phew! | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds "Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch | |||
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"Oh dear oh dear oh dear.... Maybe have an early night
Where have you been, I missed you?"Me??? I've never left I'm just short you can't always see me | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock!
There's one she HASN'T got...... "There's a few she hasn't got ...dont worry tho, she leaves no stone unturned | |||
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"Strap your dildo to a broom, poke the handle through the letterbox and have a socially distanced female glory hole experience with a some local fabbers
LvM
You've not met the local fabbers "A little aggressive with their sweeping action are they?
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock!
There's one she HASN'T got...... "Rub it in why don't you  | |||
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"Why not just toot the horn you have got..... "It's not that musical | |||
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"Ok does that help "Twat | |||
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"Oh dear oh dear oh dear.... Maybe have an early night "Early like 2 or 3 am? | |||
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"Ok does that help
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Only got a bath here... "We do have a shower head....tho it'd be more effective for me to dribble on you frankly! It's as bad as those hand dryers that are so weak they actually make your hands wetter! | |||
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"washing machine on spin cycle ?
I'm sure the delivery driver would be up for it...just eat they say but they don't say eating what
P.s same Major horn atm can't even wank cos kids are still up "Damn kids.... And the delivery driver is a weirdo.... | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch"Or you could play a game of hide the remote | |||
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"Take your bike saddle off and just leave the stem. You're allowed an hour of exercise." That's gonna leave internal bruising surely | |||
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"Oh dear oh dear oh dear.... Maybe have an early night
Where have you been, I missed you?
Me??? I've never left I'm just short you can't always see me "I put myself out of your filters. Mistake, hey ho... | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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You're not helping!
Me? What did I do
I'm trying to be pissed with her and you're helping make me laugh!
Well Lu's turn of phrase just made me laugh out loud proper. "Me too to be fair... | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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She's not wrong. Although it's not just that.... "You've seen my bits so I deserve to see this | |||
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"Take your bike saddle off and just leave the stem. You're allowed an hour of exercise. That's gonna leave internal bruising surely "Not if you watch out for potholes.. | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
Lu
You're not helping!
Me? What did I do
I'm trying to be pissed with her and you're helping make me laugh!
Well Lu's turn of phrase just made me laugh out loud proper.
Me too to be fair..."Obvs...i am hilarious  | |||
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"washing machine on spin cycle ?
I'm sure the delivery driver would be up for it...just eat they say but they don't say eating what
P.s same Major horn atm can't even wank cos kids are still up
Damn kids....
And the delivery driver is a weirdo...."ha ha mine don't take my fancy....however whilst waiting on my duvets at one of those garage laundry thingies....there was a rather nice long haired bloke working in the car wash.....i was very tempted to pounce | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
Lu
She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock!
There's one she HASN'T got......
Rub it in why don't you "Well if you weren't such a rampant little cockwhore you wouldn't be in this situation would you. | |||
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"I have jelly babies "That always helps Taff  | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
Lu
She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock!
There's one she HASN'T got......
Rub it in why don't you
Well if you weren't such a rampant little cockwhore you wouldn't be in this situation would you. "I keep telling her this | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
Lu
She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock!
There's one she HASN'T got......
Rub it in why don't you
Well if you weren't such a rampant little cockwhore you wouldn't be in this situation would you. "Rampant and cockwhore.... ok. Little?! Only a couple of little things about me and I don't share them on here | |||
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"Strap your dildo to a broom, poke the handle through the letterbox and have a socially distanced female glory hole experience with a some local fabbers
LvM
You've not met the local fabbers
A little aggressive with their sweeping action are they?
LvM"Sounds it from in here.... it's dangerous out there! | |||
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Only got a bath here...
We do have a shower head....tho it'd be more effective for me to dribble on you frankly!
It's as bad as those hand dryers that are so weak they actually make your hands wetter! "Much as the forum would love to believe we dribble on each other.... We don't. Sorry guys. | |||
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"Put your phone of vibrate, place it next to your new tatoo and get a clean carrot." I have no carrots. Best I can do is a bulb of garlic  | |||
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
We do have a shower head....tho it'd be more effective for me to dribble on you frankly!
It's as bad as those hand dryers that are so weak they actually make your hands wetter!
Much as the forum would love to believe we dribble on each other....
We don't. Sorry guys."We don't... I did draw on her clunge tho | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote "We lost the remote a while back.....
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
Lu
She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
Oh...and all the cock.
She's got a huge collection of cock!
There's one she HASN'T got......
Rub it in why don't you
Well if you weren't such a rampant little cockwhore you wouldn't be in this situation would you.
I keep telling her this "Doesn't listen does she... | |||
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
We do have a shower head....tho it'd be more effective for me to dribble on you frankly!
It's as bad as those hand dryers that are so weak they actually make your hands wetter!
Much as the forum would love to believe we dribble on each other....
We don't. Sorry guys.
We don't...
I did draw on her clunge tho "Used her fanny like a colouring book you did. | |||
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"I took up jogging as a distraction. I went for a jog this morning, but it's not stopped the wanking sigh... " Awwww..... I'd jog but it's tough on crutches | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last"Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly... Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...  | |||
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"She's not bored of wanking...she just doesn't want to go into another room and have a manual wank. It's cos I tattooed her flange today...its got her all unnecessary
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She's not wrong. Although it's not just that....
You've seen my bits so I deserve to see this " | |||
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
We do have a shower head....tho it'd be more effective for me to dribble on you frankly!
It's as bad as those hand dryers that are so weak they actually make your hands wetter!
Much as the forum would love to believe we dribble on each other....
We don't. Sorry guys.
We don't...
I did draw on her clunge tho
Used her fanny like a colouring book you did. "And you so wish you'd been here to watch | |||
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"Take your bike saddle off and just leave the stem. You're allowed an hour of exercise. That's gonna leave internal bruising surely
Not if you watch out for potholes.."This is Devon. We have more pothole than road! | |||
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
We do have a shower head....tho it'd be more effective for me to dribble on you frankly!
It's as bad as those hand dryers that are so weak they actually make your hands wetter!
Much as the forum would love to believe we dribble on each other....
We don't. Sorry guys.
We don't...
I did draw on her clunge tho
Used her fanny like a colouring book you did. "I can assure You, colouring books are far more relaxing than being that close to your mates chuff with needles | |||
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"washing machine on spin cycle ?
I'm sure the delivery driver would be up for it...just eat they say but they don't say eating what
P.s same Major horn atm can't even wank cos kids are still up
Damn kids....
And the delivery driver is a weirdo....
ha ha mine don't take my fancy....however whilst waiting on my duvets at one of those garage laundry thingies....there was a rather nice long haired bloke working in the car wash.....i was very tempted to pounce "I'm not allowed out unaccompanied in case I do that.... | |||
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"Dinner dinks then a lovely walk on the wild side with me x" Now we're talking.... can we skip dinner? | |||
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
We do have a shower head....tho it'd be more effective for me to dribble on you frankly!
It's as bad as those hand dryers that are so weak they actually make your hands wetter!
Much as the forum would love to believe we dribble on each other....
We don't. Sorry guys.
We don't...
I did draw on her clunge tho
Used her fanny like a colouring book you did.
I can assure You, colouring books are far more relaxing than being that close to your mates chuff with needles "You just thank your lucky stars those vibrations didn't cause her to go all unnecessary. Doesn't take much to open the floodgates you know. | |||
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"i'll video call you in 5 babycakes.. we'll help eachother out
Px"And the forum suddenly wishes they were in on that video call..... | |||
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"Face facts you will end up wanking "Noooooo. Lu said if I do I have to go in the other room. It's cold in there. | |||
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"What about a nipple orgasm? "Oooooh..... I've not done that to myself..... I think I need a demo | |||
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
We do have a shower head....tho it'd be more effective for me to dribble on you frankly!
It's as bad as those hand dryers that are so weak they actually make your hands wetter!
Much as the forum would love to believe we dribble on each other....
We don't. Sorry guys.
We don't...
I did draw on her clunge tho
Used her fanny like a colouring book you did.
I can assure You, colouring books are far more relaxing than being that close to your mates chuff with needles
You just thank your lucky stars those vibrations didn't cause her to go all unnecessary. Doesn't take much to open the floodgates you know. "Tmi | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon... "I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is...... | |||
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"i'll video call you in 5 babycakes.. we'll help eachother out
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And the forum suddenly wishes they were in on that video call..... " | |||
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
We do have a shower head....tho it'd be more effective for me to dribble on you frankly!
It's as bad as those hand dryers that are so weak they actually make your hands wetter!
Much as the forum would love to believe we dribble on each other....
We don't. Sorry guys.
We don't...
I did draw on her clunge tho
Used her fanny like a colouring book you did.
I can assure You, colouring books are far more relaxing than being that close to your mates chuff with needles
You just thank your lucky stars those vibrations didn't cause her to go all unnecessary. Doesn't take much to open the floodgates you know.
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
We do have a shower head....tho it'd be more effective for me to dribble on you frankly!
It's as bad as those hand dryers that are so weak they actually make your hands wetter!
Much as the forum would love to believe we dribble on each other....
We don't. Sorry guys.
We don't...
I did draw on her clunge tho
Used her fanny like a colouring book you did.
I can assure You, colouring books are far more relaxing than being that close to your mates chuff with needles
You just thank your lucky stars those vibrations didn't cause her to go all unnecessary. Doesn't take much to open the floodgates you know. "
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Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is...... "Netflix button, right? | |||
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Yes off corse we can if you like "You're too good to me | |||
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Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last"Not sure I can help here no remote or tele | |||
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I very much imagine you now have a line of people willing to help "I don't see a line.... maybe they got lost? | |||
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Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you....... "You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
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Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is......
Netflix button, right? "Only as far as the netflix button. Thats the 8 inches you needed 6 weeks ago. | |||
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Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Not sure I can help here no remote or tele "Hmmm..... how could you possibly help? | |||
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Hmmm.... I could try that
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Only got a bath here...
I can run you a delightful bath and give you a rubber ducky to play with
Oooh I like the sound of that. I'm a rubber ducky fan "What are we gonna call it? I can also prep dinner and a bottle of red | |||
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Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is......
Netflix button, right?
Only as far as the netflix button.
Thats the 8 inches you needed 6 weeks ago. "And sadly didn't have one then either. As I recall you were going to bring one..... | |||
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Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
Forgot you need to say "fuck now" or something like that haha"I'll send you the picture and you can copy n paste it to everyone.... | |||
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Only got a bath here...
I can run you a delightful bath and give you a rubber ducky to play with
Oooh I like the sound of that. I'm a rubber ducky fan
What are we gonna call it? I can also prep dinner and a bottle of red "Dickie the duckie? | |||
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Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else "Baked bean can.....  | |||
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Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can..... "How fucking big do you think her batcave is ffs? | |||
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Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is......
Netflix button, right?
Only as far as the netflix button.
Thats the 8 inches you needed 6 weeks ago.
And sadly didn't have one then either. As I recall you were going to bring one..... "On the promise of cake which YOU failed to provide | |||
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"Do as single males do. Sky remote next to your bits and message it to any one who Has a pulse and no filters. Works every time
Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can..... "Dude! Erm..... you KNOW that won't work!! | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is......
Netflix button, right?
Only as far as the netflix button.
Thats the 8 inches you needed 6 weeks ago.
And sadly didn't have one then either. As I recall you were going to bring one.....
On the promise of cake which YOU failed to provide"The cake was here waiting.... you never showed up. I'll bring one with me | |||
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Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can.....
How fucking big do you think her batcave is ffs? "Well you were closer to it then I was when you were using it as a colouring book, you should be able to gauge whether a baked bean can will fit snuggly or move around like a loose piston | |||
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Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is......
Netflix button, right?
Only as far as the netflix button.
Thats the 8 inches you needed 6 weeks ago.
And sadly didn't have one then either. As I recall you were going to bring one.....
On the promise of cake which YOU failed to provide
The cake was here waiting.... you never showed up.
I'll bring one with me "I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........ | |||
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"Do as single males do. Sky remote next to your bits and message it to any one who Has a pulse and no filters. Works every time
Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can.....
How fucking big do you think her batcave is ffs?
Well you were closer to it then I was when you were using it as a colouring book, you should be able to gauge whether a baked bean can will fit snuggly or move around like a loose piston "She's a professional.... and my lils were sealed! | |||
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Orgasms are good for headaches they tell me....
So is my driving "
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Oil..... mmmmmm
Oh you slippery fecker "Hell yeah! | |||
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
I can run you a delightful bath and give you a rubber ducky to play with
Oooh I like the sound of that. I'm a rubber ducky fan
What are we gonna call it? I can also prep dinner and a bottle of red
Dickie the duckie?"I’ll warm Dickie up, and leave you two to get acquainted | |||
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"Do as single males do. Sky remote next to your bits and message it to any one who Has a pulse and no filters. Works every time
Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can.....
How fucking big do you think her batcave is ffs?
Well you were closer to it then I was when you were using it as a colouring book, you should be able to gauge whether a baked bean can will fit snuggly or move around like a loose piston "I tattooed her mound...not the inner walls of her lady tunnel I didn't check out the storage space inside... | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is......
Netflix button, right?
Only as far as the netflix button.
Thats the 8 inches you needed 6 weeks ago.
And sadly didn't have one then either. As I recall you were going to bring one.....
On the promise of cake which YOU failed to provide
The cake was here waiting.... you never showed up.
I'll bring one with me
I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........ "Will you spank me? | |||
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"Do as single males do. Sky remote next to your bits and message it to any one who Has a pulse and no filters. Works every time
Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can.....
Dude! Erm..... you KNOW that won't work!!"Just got no optimism have you | |||
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
I can run you a delightful bath and give you a rubber ducky to play with
Oooh I like the sound of that. I'm a rubber ducky fan
What are we gonna call it? I can also prep dinner and a bottle of red
Dickie the duckie?
I’ll warm Dickie up, and leave you two to get acquainted "Stay. In case we have any awkward silences.... | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is......
Netflix button, right?
Only as far as the netflix button.
Thats the 8 inches you needed 6 weeks ago.
And sadly didn't have one then either. As I recall you were going to bring one.....
On the promise of cake which YOU failed to provide
The cake was here waiting.... you never showed up.
I'll bring one with me
I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........ "I ate it. What the fuck are you gonna do about it | |||
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"Do as single males do. Sky remote next to your bits and message it to any one who Has a pulse and no filters. Works every time
Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can.....
Dude! Erm..... you KNOW that won't work!!
Just got no optimism have you "Make me optimistic.... | |||
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"Do as single males do. Sky remote next to your bits and message it to any one who Has a pulse and no filters. Works every time
Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can..... "There are some bachelors we just can't squeeze into our busy lives! | |||
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"Do as single males do. Sky remote next to your bits and message it to any one who Has a pulse and no filters. Works every time
Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can.....
How fucking big do you think her batcave is ffs?
Well you were closer to it then I was when you were using it as a colouring book, you should be able to gauge whether a baked bean can will fit snuggly or move around like a loose piston
I tattooed her mound...not the inner walls of her lady tunnel I didn't check out the storage space inside..."I reckon it's like a tardis.... Bigger on the inside. | |||
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"Do as single males do. Sky remote next to your bits and message it to any one who Has a pulse and no filters. Works every time
Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can.....
How fucking big do you think her batcave is ffs?
Well you were closer to it then I was when you were using it as a colouring book, you should be able to gauge whether a baked bean can will fit snuggly or move around like a loose piston
I tattooed her mound...not the inner walls of her lady tunnel I didn't check out the storage space inside..."Can we NOT refer to my neat and tidy, tight and cosy love tunnel as STORAGE SPACE!? | |||
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"Do as single males do. Sky remote next to your bits and message it to any one who Has a pulse and no filters. Works every time
Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can.....
There are some bachelors we just can't squeeze into our busy lives! "I'll squeeze him in... just not his beans | |||
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"rolling pin....might look at it funny next time your using it though
it's rather..... girthy "'tis not, it's about average to the average cock....I'd say mine is a little less than ....but i got love honey delivery today [sticks out tongue runs away with the box]
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is......
Netflix button, right?
Only as far as the netflix button.
Thats the 8 inches you needed 6 weeks ago.
And sadly didn't have one then either. As I recall you were going to bring one.....
On the promise of cake which YOU failed to provide
The cake was here waiting.... you never showed up.
I'll bring one with me
I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........
I ate it.
What the fuck are you gonna do about it "Don't make me buy a 2nd fish slice Lu..... | |||
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"Dinner dinks then a lovely walk on the wild side with me x Now we're talking.... can we skip dinner?
Yes off corse we can if you like
You're too good to me "It’s ok I like to be | |||
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"Do as single males do. Sky remote next to your bits and message it to any one who Has a pulse and no filters. Works every time
Hmmm.... I could try that
I dare you.......
You bloody would! You also know I don't have a sky remote....
Think of something else
Baked bean can.....
How fucking big do you think her batcave is ffs?
Well you were closer to it then I was when you were using it as a colouring book, you should be able to gauge whether a baked bean can will fit snuggly or move around like a loose piston
I tattooed her mound...not the inner walls of her lady tunnel I didn't check out the storage space inside...
I reckon it's like a tardis.... Bigger on the inside. "FUCKING TARDIS?! You'd better hope it stretches else that cock of yours will be squeezed painfully.... | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is......
Netflix button, right?
Only as far as the netflix button.
Thats the 8 inches you needed 6 weeks ago.
And sadly didn't have one then either. As I recall you were going to bring one.....
On the promise of cake which YOU failed to provide
The cake was here waiting.... you never showed up.
I'll bring one with me
I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........
I ate it.
What the fuck are you gonna do about it
Don't make me buy a 2nd fish slice Lu..... "You will never be big enough or brave enough...but you can daydream if you like | |||
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"rolling pin....might look at it funny next time your using it though
it's rather..... girthy
'tis not, it's about average to the average cock....I'd say mine is a little less than ....but i got love honey delivery today [sticks out tongue runs away with the box]
I just gotta herd the child to bed now......[sneaks off with rolling pin]"Damn you! *chases after you for the box, trips and knocks herself out* | |||
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"Dinner dinks then a lovely walk on the wild side with me x Now we're talking.... can we skip dinner?
Yes off corse we can if you like
You're too good to me
It’s ok I like to be " | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is......
Netflix button, right?
Only as far as the netflix button.
Thats the 8 inches you needed 6 weeks ago.
And sadly didn't have one then either. As I recall you were going to bring one.....
On the promise of cake which YOU failed to provide
The cake was here waiting.... you never showed up.
I'll bring one with me
I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........
I ate it.
What the fuck are you gonna do about it
Don't make me buy a 2nd fish slice Lu..... "Thought you already had.... | |||
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
I can run you a delightful bath and give you a rubber ducky to play with
Oooh I like the sound of that. I'm a rubber ducky fan
What are we gonna call it? I can also prep dinner and a bottle of red
Dickie the duckie?
I’ll warm Dickie up, and leave you two to get acquainted
Stay. In case we have any awkward silences.... "Even though I might see more than we all bargained for........ actually you’re right. I should stay | |||
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"I've got the horn. It may not last, because sadness is always a moment away, but right at this second, I have the horn. So, ladies and gents..... who has a solution for me, bearing in mind I'm bored of wanking. This is a plague free thread.... so anything goes. (Please note, I am not looking for a meet right now in reality) Stick the gloves on and goes 12 rounds
Hmmm..... although after 12 Lu could be right. Ouch
Or you could play a game of hide the remote
We lost the remote a while back.....
Lu had it last
Ummm....posh...theres no remote...no telly...
Take your medicine, there's a good girl...stop chewing that crayon...
I've got a pretty good idea where the remote is......
Netflix button, right?
Only as far as the netflix button.
Thats the 8 inches you needed 6 weeks ago.
And sadly didn't have one then either. As I recall you were going to bring one.....
On the promise of cake which YOU failed to provide
The cake was here waiting.... you never showed up.
I'll bring one with me
I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........
I ate it.
What the fuck are you gonna do about it
Don't make me buy a 2nd fish slice Lu.....
Thought you already had...."I WAS considering it but since new information regarding Lu eating my cake has arisen, a definite purchase is in order. | |||
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"Shower + shower head =
Only got a bath here...
I can run you a delightful bath and give you a rubber ducky to play with
Oooh I like the sound of that. I'm a rubber ducky fan
What are we gonna call it? I can also prep dinner and a bottle of red
Dickie the duckie?
I’ll warm Dickie up, and leave you two to get acquainted
Stay. In case we have any awkward silences....
Even though I might see more than we all bargained for........ actually you’re right. I should stay "I'm quite clever.... | |||
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" I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........ I ate it. What the fuck are you gonna do about it
Don't make me buy a 2nd fish slice Lu.....
Thought you already had....
I WAS considering it but since new information regarding Lu eating my cake has arisen, a definite purchase is in order. "Good plan. Bring a spare as well | |||
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" I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........ I ate it. What the fuck are you gonna do about it
Don't make me buy a 2nd fish slice Lu.....
Thought you already had....
I WAS considering it but since new information regarding Lu eating my cake has arisen, a definite purchase is in order.
Good plan. Bring a spare as well "I'd snap him like a twig and laugh at his tears | |||
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"rolling pin....might look at it funny next time your using it though
it's rather..... girthy
'tis not, it's about average to the average cock....I'd say mine is a little less than ....but i got love honey delivery today [sticks out tongue runs away with the box]
I just gotta herd the child to bed now......[sneaks off with rolling pin]
Damn you!
*chases after you for the box, trips and knocks herself out*"[finds you a fabstar paramedic to come revive you] then runs away to car wash with another duvet...on the prowl... | |||
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"Watch a suit porn strip video a friend of mine did... "Oh. Your friend has stripped? Ooh. My friend is interated in this information..... | |||
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" I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........ I ate it. What the fuck are you gonna do about it
Don't make me buy a 2nd fish slice Lu.....
Thought you already had....
I WAS considering it but since new information regarding Lu eating my cake has arisen, a definite purchase is in order.
Good plan. Bring a spare as well
I'd snap him like a twig and laugh at his tears "Nah..... cos I'd cry too. | |||
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"rolling pin....might look at it funny next time your using it though
it's rather..... girthy
'tis not, it's about average to the average cock....I'd say mine is a little less than ....but i got love honey delivery today [sticks out tongue runs away with the box]
I just gotta herd the child to bed now......[sneaks off with rolling pin]
Damn you!
*chases after you for the box, trips and knocks herself out*
[finds you a fabstar paramedic to come revive you] then runs away to car wash with another duvet...on the prowl..."Oooh.... I know a fab paramedic..... | |||
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" I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........ I ate it. What the fuck are you gonna do about it
Don't make me buy a 2nd fish slice Lu.....
Thought you already had....
I WAS considering it but since new information regarding Lu eating my cake has arisen, a definite purchase is in order.
Good plan. Bring a spare as well
I'd snap him like a twig and laugh at his tears "(*Loosens up pitchers arm to get a better swing*) Bend over Lu.... I'm bringing my fish slice!!!! | |||
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"I find a tv in your bedroom helps I find myself wanting one...." You could have two | |||
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"rolling pin....might look at it funny next time your using it though
it's rather..... girthy
'tis not, it's about average to the average cock....I'd say mine is a little less than ....but i got love honey delivery today [sticks out tongue runs away with the box]
I just gotta herd the child to bed now......[sneaks off with rolling pin]
Damn you!
*chases after you for the box, trips and knocks herself out*
[finds you a fabstar paramedic to come revive you] then runs away to car wash with another duvet...on the prowl...
Oooh.... I know a fab paramedic..... "there ya go, just send them a wee message saying you've hit your head could they come round to have a look at it please
as for the fish slice....mine is metal and my whips designed for horses
still....the car wash guy...hmmm | |||
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" I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........ I ate it. What the fuck are you gonna do about it
Don't make me buy a 2nd fish slice Lu.....
Thought you already had....
I WAS considering it but since new information regarding Lu eating my cake has arisen, a definite purchase is in order.
Good plan. Bring a spare as well
I'd snap him like a twig and laugh at his tears
(*Loosens up pitchers arm to get a better swing*)
Bend over Lu.... I'm bringing my fish slice!!!! "I'm feeling very left out of the fish slice fun now.... | |||
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" I swear to god Posh if you've eaten my cake........ I ate it. What the fuck are you gonna do about it
Don't make me buy a 2nd fish slice Lu.....
Thought you already had....
I WAS considering it but since new information regarding Lu eating my cake has arisen, a definite purchase is in order.
Good plan. Bring a spare as well
I'd snap him like a twig and laugh at his tears
(*Loosens up pitchers arm to get a better swing*)
Bend over Lu.... I'm bringing my fish slice!!!! "Awwww you must need a good cry... That arm will be useless by the time I'm done... | |||
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