FabSwingers.com forum: Old person Thread Part 2

By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

The oldies swamped the first one so continue oldies but goodies......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the old persons thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an oldie. Not sure if I’m a goodie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How olds old? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We go again I need a pee

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

A continuation Doris.....

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'm in !

Or am I ?

Grrrr I can't remember why I went to the kitchen for ...

Anyone seen my glasses ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m an oldie. Not sure if I’m a goodie!"

Hello stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My back is hurting and have an odd clicking in my knees. Do I belong here?

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Looks like we're winning again by default

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the old persons thread

Dorris put ur boobs away I can’t concentrate now I put glasses on

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Still here in number only

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Well I've got no younger so I'm back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in !

Or am I ?

Grrrr I can't remember why I went to the kitchen for ...

Anyone seen my glasses ?

They’re in the microwave

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"My back is hurting and have an odd clicking in my knees. Do I belong here?

Flip your age and you’re 52

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steaming up now from having a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

57 next month, let's hope that brings more variety to my life than being 56 did

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Should read Goldie's but I am old and can't type and use technology...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should read Goldie's but I am old and can't type and use technology...

My WhatsApp group with my 2 besties is called golden oldies

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Should read Goldie's but I am old and can't type and use technology...

My WhatsApp group with my 2 besties is called golden oldies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My back is hurting and have an odd clicking in my knees. Do I belong here?

Flip your age and you’re 52

Genius!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Is there a minimum age requirement to post in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well folks I’m off to the old lady now. Have fun be good and mind where your stepping

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Just had some dentures handed in any one lost theirs.....may need them for tea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my birthday tomorrow.. I look young ... feel young but the numbers are slowly dragging me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know someone's nicked my zimmer frame. I need a sit down

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fucking hell

it’s like the film cocoon in here

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"It’s my birthday tomorrow.. I look young ... feel young but the numbers are slowly dragging me down

Snap

birthday twin.... but I don’t focus on the numbers anymore. I’m in my twenties in my head and staying there.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s my birthday tomorrow.. I look young ... feel young but the numbers are slowly dragging me down

Snap

birthday twin.... but I don’t focus on the numbers anymore. I’m in my twenties in my head and staying there. "

Birthday bumps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s my birthday tomorrow.. I look young ... feel young but the numbers are slowly dragging me down

Snap

birthday twin.... but I don’t focus on the numbers anymore. I’m in my twenties in my head and staying there. "
. Your looking very youthful.. I wouldn’t worry if I was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s my birthday tomorrow.. I look young ... feel young but the numbers are slowly dragging me down

Snap

birthday twin.... but I don’t focus on the numbers anymore. I’m in my twenties in my head and staying there.

Birthday bumps?

"
. Mmm . That would be a real treat

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Fucking hell

it’s like the film cocoon in here

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Oh blimey how can I keep up with this thread I'm bloody old grr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell

it’s like the film cocoon in here

But do remember what happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be very interested in making the acquaintance of some 'oldies.' Age play is a bit of a thing for me.

I prefer to chat and get to know folk; something folks older than me seem to be much better at...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Fucking hell

it’s like the film cocoon in here

But do remember what happened?"

Remember what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I nodded off. Missed my afternoon nap, and my after lunch nap..where am I. who are all you people....I think my pad needs changing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking hell

it’s like the film cocoon in here

But do remember what happened?

Remember what?

Why're you asking me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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over a year ago

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"It’s my birthday tomorrow.. I look young ... feel young but the numbers are slowly dragging me down

Snap

birthday twin.... but I don’t focus on the numbers anymore. I’m in my twenties in my head and staying there. . Your looking very youthful.. I wouldn’t worry if I was you

Ah thanks

the older I get the worse I behave. It’s fun, embrace it!

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Getting dark now soon be time for bed for us oldies.......

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"It’s my birthday tomorrow.. I look young ... feel young but the numbers are slowly dragging me down

Snap

birthday twin.... but I don’t focus on the numbers anymore. I’m in my twenties in my head and staying there.

Birthday bumps?

Crutch humps?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Fucking hell

it’s like the film cocoon in here

You should know

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"My back is hurting and have an odd clicking in my knees. Do I belong here?

Flip your age and you’re 52

Ooh, can I do that too? I'll only be 35 then

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"How olds old? X"

In my case 81

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm back from my nap.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"My back is hurting and have an odd clicking in my knees. Do I belong here?

Flip your age and you’re 52

Ooh, can I do that too? I'll only be 35 then

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The oldies swamped the first one so continue oldies but goodies......"

That’s us then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pop back in after my nanna nap.

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pop back in after my nanna nap.

Mrs KC

I will pop back in three years when I'm old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pop back in after my nanna nap.

Mrs KC

I will pop back in three years when I'm old.

You won't be old in three years x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pop back in after my nanna nap.

Mrs KC

I will pop back in three years when I'm old.

You won't be old in three years x"

Well apparently 40+ is the criteria for this thread.

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By *exy Ruby 100 300Couple
over a year ago

unknown

The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune ,its only a number lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oldie checking in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pop back in after my nanna nap.

Mrs KC

I will pop back in three years when I'm old.

You won't be old in three years x

Well apparently 40+ is the criteria for this thread.

Dam I best add the Mr to as he is over 40 x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s my birthday tomorrow.. I look young ... feel young but the numbers are slowly dragging me down

Snap

birthday twin.... but I don’t focus on the numbers anymore. I’m in my twenties in my head and staying there.

Birthday bumps?

Crutch humps?

Yes, I can cross that off my bucket list then

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I'm in !

Or am I ?

Grrrr I can't remember why I went to the kitchen for ...

Anyone seen my glasses ?

They’re in the microwave

Nope but I found my vape in the cutlery tray of the dishwasher

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By *utterypopcornCouple
over a year ago

oxford

Hello oldies here

Or seasoned

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By *argoyleMan
over a year ago

dudley

what was the question again??

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm not old, I'm well used. Vintage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's doing the cocoa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old is a state of mind. Experience is what counts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say that 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40. All I know is that as I get older 9pm is the new midnight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only as old as the man your feeling.

Could work either way

Fabulous...The last one was 35

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Looks like we're winning again by default

You lot haven't yet learned how to override the 175

Old fogey with actual wheelchair skidding into the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 + and splendidly hapoy with what i think is a decent body for an older gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What day is it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What day is it

Today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me know when it's tomorrow, I have an appointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me know when it's tomorrow, I have an appointment."

Oooo me too, mines yesterday

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Old fart here

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Soon be time for bed.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Soon be time for bed.....

Some of us oldies are nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cocoa then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm virtually fossilised

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm virtually fossilised

Yes, all this online stuff can be a challenge for us OAPs, eh?!

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Realised I might need to join this thread as I have been filling in forms today and I have to scroll down the date of birth year column long way now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm virtually fossilised

Yes, all this online stuff can be a challenge for us OAPs, eh?!"

Took me an hour to find my glasses before I even started

Then I forgot what I was doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Realised I might need to join this thread as I have been filling in forms today and I have to scroll down the date of birth year column long way now."

Yup, we spin that bitch like a wheel of fortune

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is there an antique section?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Realised I might need to join this thread as I have been filling in forms today and I have to scroll down the date of birth year column long way now.

Yup, we spin that bitch like a wheel of fortune "
I seem to have flipped your age miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horlicks much better than cocoa, to go with the old pipe and slippers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh god, I’m in

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm so far in I think I've come out the other side

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Maturing like cheese..... I’m here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in here in their 20's, 30's and 40's. FFS if that's old i'm sending off for a bus pass!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"People in here in their 20's, 30's and 40's. FFS if that's old i'm sending off for a bus pass!

You must've missed the earlier threads today

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well ma Cousin sent me a Happy 60th card a couple of weeks ago, I was only 59 the cheeky mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I forgot my cocoa dam

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Is this a marketing evaluation and customer data collection for Sun life?

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Is this a marketing evaluation and customer data collection for Sun life?"

Just over 8 years till I get my free pen

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Is this a marketing evaluation and customer data collection for Sun life?

Just over 8 years till I get my free pen

Was thinking Argos voucher myself.

Not sure the arthritis would allow me to pick up a pen.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

You old fogies deserve a bit of limelight too I guess

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Is this a marketing evaluation and customer data collection for Sun life?

Just over 8 years till I get my free pen

Was thinking Argos voucher myself.

Not sure the arthritis would allow me to pick up a pen."

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we fit the bill x

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Old but I've never been good

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

He's older than me, so I fit by default. I'm still not old enough to be a grandma, for at least another 70 years.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Age is just a number after all

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