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Workshop. Chat up lines 101

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We’re all out of practice, so use this thread to practice your chat up routine, your ice breakers, your lines that work in the clubs etc.

Just pop in and try them out on the people you fancy.

I could do with some practice myself before I venture out in the real world.

“Dm open for any one to one tutorials. “

Enjoy forks.

*its a flirt thread in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a can of squirty cream in your pants or have you got a massive cock and an artistic talent?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You look nice.. what's your name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that a can of squirty cream in your pants or have you got a massive cock and an artistic talent? "

I like the use of observation, full marks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate over there wants your number. So he knows where to call when he can’t contact me in the morning.

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross

*Calls someone over with my hand*

If my fingers can make you come, imagine what my tongue could do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Calls someone over with my hand*

If my fingers can make you come, imagine what my tongue could do... "

. Smooth

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Sorry can I borrow your chair a minute, so I can see over the top of the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry can I borrow your chair a minute, so I can see over the top of the bar "

Quirky, I like it. B+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well something smells like a dog on heat and I fucking hope it's you, ya sexy big whole hunk of fuckable you!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I make a very nice sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make a very nice sandwich "

Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I make a very nice sandwich

Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B "

Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Have you seen the weather forecast? You can expect a few inches tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make a very nice sandwich

Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B

Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation "

‘I’ve got something to wet your lips....’

*Again he sits confused with his glass of orange cordial.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I make a very nice sandwich

Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B

Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation

‘I’ve got something to wet your lips....’

*Again he sits confused with his glass of orange cordial. "

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Saw a smooth operator in here yesterday using the line.... “you don’t look like you eat much cake ”

There’s levels to this kinda shit!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A guy tried to chat our daughter up by saying he thought he'd seen her on Babestation . It wasn't a successful line...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy tried to chat our daughter up by saying he thought he'd seen her on Babestation . It wasn't a successful line..."
m

Did he ask for an autograph?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saw a smooth operator in here yesterday using the line.... “you don’t look like you eat much cake ”

There’s levels to this kinda shit!"

Oh. This is a subject in the advanced classes.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"A guy tried to chat our daughter up by saying he thought he'd seen her on Babestation . It wasn't a successful line...m

Did he ask for an autograph? "

. No.

I don't know in what universe he thought she'd find that appealing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy tried to chat our daughter up by saying he thought he'd seen her on Babestation . It wasn't a successful line...m

Did he ask for an autograph?

. No.

I don't know in what universe he thought she'd find that appealing."

His. By the sounds of it he would have got an F- must try harder

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Saw a smooth operator in here yesterday using the line.... “you don’t look like you eat much cake ”

There’s levels to this kinda shit!

Oh. This is a subject in the advanced classes. "

#Nextlevelshit!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Sorry can I borrow your chair a minute, so I can see over the top of the bar

Quirky, I like it. B+ "

Maybe but also true sometimes, I do need a chair to see over the edge of the bar to order a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saw a smooth operator in here yesterday using the line.... “you don’t look like you eat much cake ”

There’s levels to this kinda shit!

Oh. This is a subject in the advanced classes.

#Nextlevelshit!"

Ah. I see you have already registered.

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Blackpool, Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield


"I make a very nice sandwich

Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B

Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation "

I'm sold. Sounds ideal to me. The perfect chat up. And perfect outcome

(Though maybe without avocado. I'm from the North after all. It's a bit posh for me)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I make a very nice sandwich

Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B

Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation

I'm sold. Sounds ideal to me. The perfect chat up. And perfect outcome

(Though maybe without avocado. I'm from the North after all. It's a bit posh for me) "

. There seems to be a bit of an avocado shortage round our way anyway. I was tempted to buy frozen yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you fancy going halves on a bastard? "

Have ou not been paying attention in class? F- repeat the course next year.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Hey, you look like you might suck a dick really well

Can I have your number?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey, you look like you might suck a dick really well

Can I have your number?"

Direct, a little cheeky when said with a smile.

C+.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you born on a chicken farm??

As you sure know how to raise a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im like a Gillette baby- the best a man can get

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

Have ou not been paying attention in class? F- repeat the course next year. "

Oh bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im like a Gillette baby- the best a man can get "

A guy might like to see this as a banter/flirting opportunity. .. it’s a B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Were you born on a chicken farm??

As you sure know how to raise a cock "

Change of direction, punchline get a chuckle. Good effort ... an A-

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Me - How much does a polar bear weigh?

Girl - I don't know.

Me - Neither do I but if it breaks the ice.

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

* Beckon a girl over with one finger *

Whisper if can make you come across the room with one finger, just imagine what I can do with two

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Me: Do you come here often?

You: No

Me: Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me - How much does a polar bear weigh?

Girl - I don't know.

Me - Neither do I but if it breaks the ice."
nice, smooth and not vulgar. This is a A-

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford


"I make a very nice sandwich

Unexpectedly intriguing .... you get a B

Many's the unsuspecting man who's sat in our dining room staring forlornly at bacon,tomato and avocado on artisan rye bread, wondering how on earth he misunderstood the invitation

‘I’ve got something to wet your lips....’

*Again he sits confused with his glass of orange cordial.

"

Oh Jay! How could you?

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