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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you woke up tomorrow morning the opposite sex, what’s the very first thing you’d do???

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Experience a female orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Experience a female orgasm"

What you said...

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Become irrational and emotional and then buy shoes to cheer myself up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab a camera and find a tall mirror....

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

The washing up and ironing... Sorry, couldn't resist.

I'd go out and but porn star heels and thigh high boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll over, fart, then start snoring again i expect

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Lift the covers and look at my willy

then play with it, of course

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Do the helicopter dick

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Check out all the dick pics in my inbox

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By *allgirthyMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Spend all day experimenting with myself in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lift the covers and look at my willy

then play with it, of course

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Can we make it later in the year? I want to go to the ladies' changing room at the gym and pool. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id sit in front of a mirror and examine myself for the first few hours...

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I’d go straight on fab and arrange a mfm 3sum

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd do a helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan about the housework not being done

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Scratch my balls & fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to hospital and have the hoover removed from my hand

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Do the helicopter dick"
depends how lucky you are you might only get the rear rotor lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wee, then a wank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Become irrational and emotional and then buy shoes to cheer myself up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roll over, fart, then start snoring again i expect

Sorry to inform you but that’s applicable to both... only women do it in their sleep and us guys are just too polite to bring it up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lift the covers and look at my willy

then play with it, of course

Hours of fun.... or minutes for some

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d go straight on fab and arrange a mfm 3sum

Oh absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would drive to Cambridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freak the fuck out. Then play with my new toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you woke up tomorrow morning the opposite sex, what’s the very first thing you’d do???"

Probably end it all after all I’ve been though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you woke up tomorrow morning the opposite sex, what’s the very first thing you’d do???

Probably end it all after all I’ve been though

Oh god yeah! That would be your worst nightmare!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

See how good my boing is and how it actually feels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you woke up tomorrow morning the opposite sex, what’s the very first thing you’d do???

Probably end it all after all I’ve been though

Oh god yeah! That would be your worst nightmare!!

Exactly

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Pray to God that i have not got a miccro penis.

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over a year ago

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Been asked before and my answer will always be the same! wank away all day long, better to learn my limits sooner than later

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

Spend all morning in bed playing with myself ....

.... spend the afternoon out on a girly shopping trip - if I can find any shops that are left!’

.... get glammed up and have a lovely dinner date or girls night out

... spend some girly time with another lady ..or a gorgeous couple - who might actually be interested now!

R xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order a double dildo for cunt and arse. And enough suitable lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a coffee

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ask someone to put the kettle on.

Do a helicopter with my knob.

Bend over to see if I can lick it.

Put some very tight shorts on and go for a walk.

Go past the pub and shout alright m8!

Pick up a newspaper telling the shop owner that I had to get home as 'she' is just gettin' the breakfast to the table 'lazy cow' .....

Cross over the road without looking.

Walk through the front door mud all over the carpet.

Shout , 'The milk's out on the step!'

Flop into my big man chair.

Grab the remote n put the t.v. on.

Shout 'Bring me a lap tray love' .....

Read the paper back to front for the footy and races.

Turn on the telly and shout at Boris fucking Johnson

Extend one arm backwards to get breakfast without even acknowledging the server.

Feel sudden pain in back of head.

Whinge ..... 'what was that for?'

Mutter - fucking women are irrational.

Mush me egg up and sulk but still shout at Boris Johnson.

Put empty plate and tray on floor.

Fart

Laugh

Grin.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Do the hoovering up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Do the hoovering up "

Ever hoovered down ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask someone to put the kettle on.

Do a helicopter with my knob.

Bend over to see if I can lick it.

Put some very tight shorts on and go for a walk.

Go past the pub and shout alright m8!

Pick up a newspaper telling the shop owner that I had to get home as 'she' is just gettin' the breakfast to the table 'lazy cow' .....

Cross over the road without looking.

Walk through the front door mud all over the carpet.

Shout , 'The milk's out on the step!'

Flop into my big man chair.

Grab the remote n put the t.v. on.

Shout 'Bring me a lap tray love' .....

Read the paper back to front for the footy and races.

Turn on the telly and shout at Boris fucking Johnson

Extend one arm backwards to get breakfast without even acknowledging the server.

Feel sudden pain in back of head.

Whinge ..... 'what was that for?'

Mutter - fucking women are irrational.

Mush me egg up and sulk but still shout at Boris Johnson.

Put empty plate and tray on floor.

Fart

Laugh

Grin."

Thought long and hard about that one before huh??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you woke up tomorrow morning the opposite sex, what’s the very first thing you’d do???

Probably end it all after all I’ve been though

Oh god yeah! That would be your worst nightmare!!

Exactly

Doesn’t sound promising! May i ask why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a picture for fab

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Have a wank x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the wand and dildo out xx

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Get myself a trampoline and jump on it without my tits trying to knock me out. Bonus: I get to laugh at my todger flapping about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attempt to write my name in the snow

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"See how good my boing is and how it actually feels

Then make a video and post it.

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By *illinghumbleMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Experience a female orgasm"

This

Might change my perspective on my own “performance”

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Experience a female orgasm"

Multiple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start flogging nudes for money haha

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would check my balls were still there, belch loud and crack open a beer!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fap of course

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Ask for a payrise

Mrs

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Giggle

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