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Yet another 50's and over appreciation thread...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total

respect )

You're awesome... And seasons greetings to you all

As you were

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oooops...I forget the sexagenarians....HOW!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening "

Heyyy...lovely to see you

How;s youe evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Phoenix x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Phoenix x "

Angieeeeee!!!!

How are you lovely? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening nice to appreciate the fabulous fifties

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey again xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening nice to appreciate the fabulous fifties "

Awwww...wild...as you are very much appreciated too xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey again xx"

And back....I forgot how to redo the thread....back in stream now though...I think lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Evening all.

Bonus points if you can remember who said that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Bonus points if you can remember who said that "

Dixon of Dock Green lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 years to go!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey again xx

And back....I forgot how to redo the thread....back in stream now though...I think lol "

You'll get back into the swing. Especially with all the lovely people here to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Bonus points if you can remember who said that

Dixon of Dock Green lol

"

Do I win an intimate session?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"4 years to go!! "

Dreavs!!!!

We have advanced bookings but don't wish your tine away lovely xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Evening all.

Bonus points if you can remember who said that

Dixon of Dock Green lol

Do I win an intimate session?

"

With Dixon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey again xx

And back....I forgot how to redo the thread....back in stream now though...I think lol

You'll get back into the swing. Especially with all the lovely people here to help "

It's a lovely thread.....always positive and full of beautiful people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Bonus points if you can remember who said that

Dixon of Dock Green lol

Do I win an intimate session?

With Dixon? "

Hahahaha.....that is sooooo wonrg!!! Poor old Jack Warner is long gone

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

May I join in please? I’ve been the fifty something club for a while now. I don’t mind it as long as there are a few spare seats and the music isn’t too modern

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

If only I'd learnt more Latin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I join in please? I’ve been the fifty something club for a while now. I don’t mind it as long as there are a few spare seats and the music isn’t too modern "

You're very welcome Keef...

We're having the place ectended...courtesy of Lorraine from accross the pond...(Bless her )

Soooo....plenty of room buddy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey again xx

And back....I forgot how to redo the thread....back in stream now though...I think lol

You'll get back into the swing. Especially with all the lovely people here to help

It's a lovely thread.....always positive and full of beautiful people "

You're the one who sets the tone... so always going to be both of those things gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only I'd learnt more Latin"

Et tute philim par danglies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey again xx

And back....I forgot how to redo the thread....back in stream now though...I think lol

You'll get back into the swing. Especially with all the lovely people here to help

It's a lovely thread.....always positive and full of beautiful people

You're the one who sets the tone... so always going to be both of those things gorgeous xx"

TY sweetie xx

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm just old and bloody feel it today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes I’ve recently started developing a thing for sexy over 50’s men x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 and one foot in the grave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just old and bloody feel it today "

It certainly looks like you're feeling it Stephan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noswaith da Phoenix

Hello chums over 50 and feeling rather splendid .

Past most peoples age range is rather liberating.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"May I join in please? I’ve been the fifty something club for a while now. I don’t mind it as long as there are a few spare seats and the music isn’t too modern

You're very welcome Keef...

We're having the place ectended...courtesy of Lorraine from accross the pond...(Bless her )

Soooo....plenty of room buddy "

Awwww thanks, I like what you’re doing with the place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh yes I’ve recently started developing a thing for sexy over 50’s men x "

There are quite a few on this thread and welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"50 and one foot in the grave"

and one foot between your legs....I'm sure you'll be very popular lol

Welcome buddy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Noswaith da Phoenix

Hello chums over 50 and feeling rather splendid .

Past most peoples age range is rather liberating. "

Hey Taff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spins into the thread.

She jumps. She twirls. She falls on her ass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noswaith da Phoenix

Hello chums over 50 and feeling rather splendid .

Past most peoples age range is rather liberating. "

Taff!!!! Welcome buddy!!

Did you know that you have honourary membership?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay


"Oh yes I’ve recently started developing a thing for sexy over 50’s men x

There are quite a few on this thread and welcome "

Some have a box of elf ears, if only the other thread deliver them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Phoenix x

Angieeeeee!!!!

How are you lovely? xx "

I’m ok thanks. X

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

It’s good to have a space where your welcomed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I join in please? I’ve been the fifty something club for a while now. I don’t mind it as long as there are a few spare seats and the music isn’t too modern

You're very welcome Keef...

We're having the place ectended...courtesy of Lorraine from accross the pond...(Bless her )

Soooo....plenty of room buddy

Awwww thanks, I like what you’re doing with the place "

It'll be lovely once we get the drinks cabinet in lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Noswaith da Phoenix

Hello chums over 50 and feeling rather splendid .

Past most peoples age range is rather liberating. "

Your slap bang in MY age range, Taff, you lovely man x

Evening Phoenix, and everyone! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Spins into the thread.

She jumps. She twirls. She falls on her ass. "

Let me kiss that better for you sweetie

Looooove your recent vids....hot, hot , hot!!!!

Check them out everyone...Blue silk is the new....errr....blue silk lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Phoenix x

Angieeeeee!!!!

How are you lovely? xx

I’m ok thanks. X "

Looking hot in Blue Bu

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s good to have a space where your welcomed "

Dan and Lexa?

you will always be wellcummed here ....

Oooops!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Spins into the thread.

She jumps. She twirls. She falls on her ass.

Let me kiss that better for you sweetie

Looooove your recent vids....hot, hot , hot!!!!

Check them out everyone...Blue silk is the new....errr....blue silk lol "

She clambers back to her feet, muttering about having had ‘another fall’. Probably broken a bloody hip.

Heads for the bar to order a pot of tea

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone "

Alright, mate? Long time no speak! How goes it? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noswaith da Phoenix

Hello chums over 50 and feeling rather splendid .

Past most peoples age range is rather liberating.

Your slap bang in MY age range, Taff, you lovely man x

Evening Phoenix, and everyone! X"

Heyyy Red you sassy chick....

How;s it going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone "

Hi Lee....how's it going buddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noswaith da Phoenix

Hello chums over 50 and feeling rather splendid .

Past most peoples age range is rather liberating.

Hey Taff "
hello Lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Spins into the thread.

She jumps. She twirls. She falls on her ass.

Let me kiss that better for you sweetie

Looooove your recent vids....hot, hot , hot!!!!

Check them out everyone...Blue silk is the new....errr....blue silk lol

She clambers back to her feet, muttering about having had ‘another fall’. Probably broken a bloody hip.

Heads for the bar to order a pot of tea "

Pot of tes for 2 please

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noswaith da Phoenix

Hello chums over 50 and feeling rather splendid .

Past most peoples age range is rather liberating.

Your slap bang in MY age range, Taff, you lovely man x

Evening Phoenix, and everyone! X"
ha ha oh splendid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone

Alright, mate? Long time no speak! How goes it? X"

Ello Red It's been a while, I've been pretending to be all quiet, shy and reserved Going quite well, just getting through day by day until it's legal to say hello to people face to face again! Hope all's well with you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all "

Good evening Sir.....

All rise.... Sir Oloving has entered the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Spins into the thread.

She jumps. She twirls. She falls on her ass.

Let me kiss that better for you sweetie

Looooove your recent vids....hot, hot , hot!!!!

Check them out everyone...Blue silk is the new....errr....blue silk lol

She clambers back to her feet, muttering about having had ‘another fall’. Probably broken a bloody hip.

Heads for the bar to order a pot of tea

Pot of tes for 2 please

xx"

Biscuits too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone

Hi Lee....how's it going buddy? "

Not bad at all thanks PR, hope all's good with you!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir

Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Phoenix and all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone

Hi Lee....how's it going buddy?

Not bad at all thanks PR, hope all's good with you! "

A few challenges but all good thanks buddy....it's good to be back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it. "

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it. "
hello and welcome

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it. hello and welcome "

Thank you and hello to all here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Phoenix and all x"

Awwww....leggy....welcome back sweetie...lovely to see you gracing the room xx

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Nanoo Nanoo earthlings

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol "

You spelt "on" wrong Phoenix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we join the club please

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol "

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nanoo Nanoo earthlings "

SoooooSweeeet!!!!

Always a pleasure seeing you both

The room has got hot all of a sudden lol

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

You spelt "on" wrong Phoenix "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here to appreciate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Phoenix and all x

Awwww....leggy....welcome back sweetie...lovely to see you gracing the room xx"

Thank you lovely.

Xxx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

You spelt "on" wrong Phoenix

"

I'm just here to help out

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone

Alright, mate? Long time no speak! How goes it? X

Ello Red It's been a while, I've been pretending to be all quiet, shy and reserved Going quite well, just getting through day by day until it's legal to say hello to people face to face again! Hope all's well with you xx"

Folk will believe you're quiet and reserved, the day they think I am!

But yes, all good here. Like you, just waiting til I can escape the house. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

You spelt "on" wrong Phoenix "

Oh bugger!!! You'll have to sit "on" me again then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nos da chums this chap needs his sleep , a stupid o'clock start tomorrow morning.

Have fun all you splendidly sexy and happy people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone

Hi Lee....how's it going buddy?

Not bad at all thanks PR, hope all's good with you!

A few challenges but all good thanks buddy....it's good to be back "

Good to see you back here again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Can we join the club please "

Yeessssssss!!!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

You spelt "on" wrong Phoenix

Oh bugger!!! You'll have to sit "on" me again then

"

I will..... can you take me and Madame?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair. "

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nos da chums this chap needs his sleep , a stupid o'clock start tomorrow morning.

Have fun all you splendidly sexy and happy people "

Nos da Taff you beautiful human xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here to appreciate "

Perve away... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone

Alright, mate? Long time no speak! How goes it? X

Ello Red It's been a while, I've been pretending to be all quiet, shy and reserved Going quite well, just getting through day by day until it's legal to say hello to people face to face again! Hope all's well with you xx

Folk will believe you're quiet and reserved, the day they think I am!

But yes, all good here. Like you, just waiting til I can escape the house. X"

There might be some new people about that don't know me so I might just get away with it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello !Is this the gateway to Last of the Summer Wine appreciation society?50 plus here

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Noswaith da Phoenix

Hello chums over 50 and feeling rather splendid .

Past most peoples age range is rather liberating.

Your slap bang in MY age range, Taff, you lovely man x

Evening Phoenix, and everyone! X

Heyyy Red you sassy chick....

How;s it going? "

Not so bad, Phoenix. If I could just get my hair cut, so I'm no longer mistaken for Chuckie, I'll be a happy gal! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Phoenix and all x

Awwww....leggy....welcome back sweetie...lovely to see you gracing the room xx

Thank you lovely.

Xxx"

total respect for you sweetie as I'm sure others do too xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone

Hi Lee....how's it going buddy?

Not bad at all thanks PR, hope all's good with you!

A few challenges but all good thanks buddy....it's good to be back

Good to see you back here again "

Thanks buddy....challenging times but still smiling

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Noswaith da Phoenix

Hello chums over 50 and feeling rather splendid .

Past most peoples age range is rather liberating.

Your slap bang in MY age range, Taff, you lovely man x

Evening Phoenix, and everyone! X ha ha oh splendid "

Splendid indeed x

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol "

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone

Alright, mate? Long time no speak! How goes it? X

Ello Red It's been a while, I've been pretending to be all quiet, shy and reserved Going quite well, just getting through day by day until it's legal to say hello to people face to face again! Hope all's well with you xx

Folk will believe you're quiet and reserved, the day they think I am!

But yes, all good here. Like you, just waiting til I can escape the house. X

There might be some new people about that don't know me so I might just get away with it xx"

Don't kid yourself, Lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

You spelt "on" wrong Phoenix

Oh bugger!!! You'll have to sit "on" me again then

I will..... can you take me and Madame? "

I may have to wear my hernia stay clip but I'll give it my besy shot lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello !Is this the gateway to Last of the Summer Wine appreciation society?50 plus here "

As long as you have surgical stockings...pictures required lol Welcome buddy

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

You spelt "on" wrong Phoenix

Oh bugger!!! You'll have to sit "on" me again then

I will..... can you take me and Madame? "

Oooo this chair is getting very interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noswaith da Phoenix

Hello chums over 50 and feeling rather splendid .

Past most peoples age range is rather liberating.

Your slap bang in MY age range, Taff, you lovely man x

Evening Phoenix, and everyone! X

Heyyy Red you sassy chick....

How;s it going?

Not so bad, Phoenix. If I could just get my hair cut, so I'm no longer mistaken for Chuckie, I'll be a happy gal! X"

awww....I'll have to check your hairy pics lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

You spelt "on" wrong Phoenix

Oh bugger!!! You'll have to sit "on" me again then

I will..... can you take me and Madame?

Oooo this chair is getting very interesting "

It's always interesting with Phoenix about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's been a while so thought I'd pop in and say hello to everyone

Alright, mate? Long time no speak! How goes it? X

Ello Red It's been a while, I've been pretending to be all quiet, shy and reserved Going quite well, just getting through day by day until it's legal to say hello to people face to face again! Hope all's well with you xx

Folk will believe you're quiet and reserved, the day they think I am!

But yes, all good here. Like you, just waiting til I can escape the house. X

There might be some new people about that don't know me so I might just get away with it xx

Don't kid yourself, Lovely! "

Well it was worth a try xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted? "

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

You spelt "on" wrong Phoenix

Oh bugger!!! You'll have to sit "on" me again then

I will..... can you take me and Madame?

Oooo this chair is getting very interesting

It's always interesting with Phoenix about "

OMG!!! No pressure then lol

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol "

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

You spelt "on" wrong Phoenix

Oh bugger!!! You'll have to sit "on" me again then

I will..... can you take me and Madame?

Oooo this chair is getting very interesting

It's always interesting with Phoenix about "

You sound like an authority so I vote that you are in charge of this chairade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge "

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

"

Oil you say...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say..."

I might have just said the "O" word lol

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

"

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her? "

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joined the 50 club today.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

You spelt "on" wrong Phoenix

Oh bugger!!! You'll have to sit "on" me again then

I will..... can you take me and Madame?

Oooo this chair is getting very interesting

It's always interesting with Phoenix about

You sound like an authority so I vote that you are in charge of this chairade"

Oooh I like that plan!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

"

I'm back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joined the 50 club today. "
congratulations, its crap from now on lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Joined the 50 club today. "

Yayyyyy!!!

Happy Birthday sweetie and welcome to our lovely bit of Fab

You're very welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joined the 50 club today. congratulations, its crap from now on lol "

Thanks. Can’t wait.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back.... "

Excellent...first orders are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joined the 50 club today. "

Happy birthday

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are? "

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 and don’t feel anywhere near it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back.... "

I need to process you....it says so here on these forms

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Joined the 50 club today. "

Last week for me. Happy 50th birthday...it's a breeze

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose.... "

All aboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"50 and don’t feel anywhere near it!"

That's the spirit buddy....we love it!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

I need to process you....it says so here on these forms

"

Process all you like.... Madame shall take a seat on you too....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard "

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol "

Relax, deep breath, we got this

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Oh this then includes me. Maybe not as good as I once was, but as good once as I always was! And doesn't take me all night to do what I used to do all night!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol "

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

I need to process you....it says so here on these forms

Process all you like.... Madame shall take a seat on you too.... "

That'll have to be dong dong rather than ding ding!!!

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By *mallButMightyMan
over a year ago

mansfield

How can we not appreciate the over 50's with women like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

Relax, deep breath, we got this "

I'm trying to breathe.....can you move further down please??

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

I need to process you....it says so here on these forms

Process all you like.... Madame shall take a seat on you too....

That'll have to be dong dong rather than ding ding!!!

"

Ding dong, this could take a few rounds. Buckle up sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things "

Any thing in particular?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

"

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other.... "

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea


"Evening all.

Bonus points if you can remember who said that

Dixon of Dock Green lol

Do I win an intimate session?

With Dixon? "

It was also Eric Morecambe's party piece in a lot of his sketches with Ernie Wise.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario "

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

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over a year ago

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman "

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Bonus points if you can remember who said that

Dixon of Dock Green lol

Do I win an intimate session?

With Dixon?

It was also Eric Morecambe's party piece in a lot of his sketches with Ernie Wise."

It's such a shame that Dixon of Dick Green didn't reciprocate and randonmly shout "Arsenal!!!"

When you know, you know right? lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler "

Sounds more than reasonable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Bonus points if you can remember who said that "
.wasn't he the Sargent. Wore glasses .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler "

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

"

Pass up the oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

Pass up the oil "

Whhooops!!! that bottle is getting slippery!!

That cold end up going everywhere!!!!

Fingers crossed

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

Pass up the oil

Whhooops!!! that bottle is getting slippery!!

That cold end up going everywhere!!!!

Fingers crossed "

Fingers are the only thing crossed here tonight....

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

Pass up the oil

Whhooops!!! that bottle is getting slippery!!

That cold end up going everywhere!!!!

Fingers crossed "

Whoops clumsy ole me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

Pass up the oil

Whhooops!!! that bottle is getting slippery!!

That cold end up going everywhere!!!!

Fingers crossed

Fingers are the only thing crossed here tonight.... "

Keep those legs straight. I want you to use them to point out the constellation of Ursa Major lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

Pass up the oil

Whhooops!!! that bottle is getting slippery!!

That cold end up going everywhere!!!!

Fingers crossed

Fingers are the only thing crossed here tonight....

Keep those legs straight. I want you to use them to point out the constellation of Ursa Major lol "

Yes sir..... I'll point at each end with a foot. I'm sure if I do that you'll be looking at stars

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

Pass up the oil

Whhooops!!! that bottle is getting slippery!!

That cold end up going everywhere!!!!

Fingers crossed

Whoops clumsy ole me "

Ohhhh lordy...

Look what you've been and gone and done!

You've only just liberally coated all three of us in a veritable slick of oil....

Any more?

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

Pass up the oil

Whhooops!!! that bottle is getting slippery!!

That cold end up going everywhere!!!!

Fingers crossed

Whoops clumsy ole me

Ohhhh lordy...

Look what you've been and gone and done!

You've only just liberally coated all three of us in a veritable slick of oil....

Any more?

"

Here allow me to sort this out for you both...did I mention that I am ambidexterous

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over a year ago


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

Pass up the oil

Whhooops!!! that bottle is getting slippery!!

That cold end up going everywhere!!!!

Fingers crossed

Whoops clumsy ole me

Ohhhh lordy...

Look what you've been and gone and done!

You've only just liberally coated all three of us in a veritable slick of oil....

Any more?

Here allow me to sort this out for you both...did I mention that I am ambidexterous "

But on the other hand.....that's how I like it lol

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

Pass up the oil

Whhooops!!! that bottle is getting slippery!!

That cold end up going everywhere!!!!

Fingers crossed

Whoops clumsy ole me

Ohhhh lordy...

Look what you've been and gone and done!

You've only just liberally coated all three of us in a veritable slick of oil....

Any more?

Here allow me to sort this out for you both...did I mention that I am ambidexterous "

You really are multi skilled

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"Newbie to the club. As per status. 50 is the new fuck it.

Heyyyy Madame....welcome to the fuck it club.....

Come sit next to me in the fuck it chair lol

Oooo not sure, I am just in the door and you want to put me in a naughty chair.

There was a straw poll and it was carried unanimously lol

Who am I to oppose the will of the people. Who exactly voted?

It would be easier to list who didn't vote....woof!!! lol

Push over and make room for us. New positions at my age could be dodgy but I like a challenge

Okies....I'm oiling up my thighs to ease the moment...

Just slide in but just watch out for that pool of oil in front of me...it's a bit of a hazard..a bit over zealous with the oil I'm afraid

Oil you say...

I might have just said the "O" word lol

Impressive reaction

Now what have you done with the boss? Where have you slipped her?

The last I saw of the boss was right in front of me, right on that oil pool.

I didn't slip her....she sort of did it herself and exited stage left at a rapid rate on knots!!!

I'm dreading the paperwork!!

I'm back....

Excellent...first orders are?

I suggest he lies back and you take a seat wherever you choose....

All aboard

One at a time please but there's more room on top

lol

One at the top end, one at the bottom..... and we will have to face each other so we can keep an eye on things

Any thing in particular?

I was thinking we might keep hands and eyes on each other....

Sorry for the delay, I got lost in that scenario

Well, we will need to do something while we are sitting on the gentleman

I'm 5ft2 and not exactly holding eye contact with you so will just keep myself busy as I am a fiddler

I'm 6ft 1 and am spoilt for choce where to look so my head is on a swivel lol ....thank you ladies

Pass up the oil

Whhooops!!! that bottle is getting slippery!!

That cold end up going everywhere!!!!

Fingers crossed

Whoops clumsy ole me

Ohhhh lordy...

Look what you've been and gone and done!

You've only just liberally coated all three of us in a veritable slick of oil....

Any more?

Here allow me to sort this out for you both...did I mention that I am ambidexterous

But on the other hand.....that's how I like it lol

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage "

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place "

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a simple man, my only desire is to reach 69......

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"I am a simple man, my only desire is to reach 69......"

Yoga is great for flexibility

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over a year ago


"I am a simple man, my only desire is to reach 69......"

I'm half way there, I just don't know which way to turn right now though....Posh or Madame?

Ohhhhh.....just spin me like a top!!! lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am a simple man, my only desire is to reach 69......

I'm half way there, I just don't know which way to turn right now though....Posh or Madame?

Ohhhhh.....just spin me like a top!!! lol "

There's plenty of oil for spinning..... and why stop at 69? Triangles are fun

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang "

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"I am a simple man, my only desire is to reach 69......

I'm half way there, I just don't know which way to turn right now though....Posh or Madame?

Ohhhhh.....just spin me like a top!!! lol

There's plenty of oil for spinning..... and why stop at 69? Triangles are fun "

Go all exorcist on us

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening "

Age really is nothing but a number.... my 40s, plague aside, have been far better than anything before. And a lot of people I know say that about their 50s!

You're sexy and fun, that's not going to change xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening "

Madame? You made it happen, you engaged and joined in.

I'm just the conductor here....it takes the orchestra to make the music... so thank you xx

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Age really is nothing but a number.... my 40s, plague aside, have been far better than anything before. And a lot of people I know say that about their 50s!

You're sexy and fun, that's not going to change xx"

Aww bless xx

Got over myself lively

Phoenix...emotional alert! We have gone rogue on you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Age really is nothing but a number.... my 40s, plague aside, have been far better than anything before. And a lot of people I know say that about their 50s!

You're sexy and fun, that's not going to change xx

Aww bless xx

Got over myself lively

Phoenix...emotional alert! We have gone rogue on you "

He will love it..... especially when we start hugging naked and covered in oil

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Madame? You made it happen, you engaged and joined in.

I'm just the conductor here....it takes the orchestra to make the music... so thank you xx"

Enjoyed it and what you have there Mr.Conductor

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Madame? You made it happen, you engaged and joined in.

I'm just the conductor here....it takes the orchestra to make the music... so thank you xx

Enjoyed it and what you have there Mr.Conductor "

*a big baton

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Age really is nothing but a number.... my 40s, plague aside, have been far better than anything before. And a lot of people I know say that about their 50s!

You're sexy and fun, that's not going to change xx

Aww bless xx

Got over myself lively

Phoenix...emotional alert! We have gone rogue on you "

Happy to watch and play

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Age really is nothing but a number.... my 40s, plague aside, have been far better than anything before. And a lot of people I know say that about their 50s!

You're sexy and fun, that's not going to change xx

Aww bless xx

Got over myself lively

Phoenix...emotional alert! We have gone rogue on you

He will love it..... especially when we start hugging naked and covered in oil "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Madame? You made it happen, you engaged and joined in.

I'm just the conductor here....it takes the orchestra to make the music... so thank you xx

Enjoyed it and what you have there Mr.Conductor "

TY sweetie.... come out to play anytime

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Age really is nothing but a number.... my 40s, plague aside, have been far better than anything before. And a lot of people I know say that about their 50s!

You're sexy and fun, that's not going to change xx

Aww bless xx

Got over myself lively

Phoenix...emotional alert! We have gone rogue on you

He will love it..... especially when we start hugging naked and covered in oil

"

You're just happy to be invited to the party aren't you Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Age really is nothing but a number.... my 40s, plague aside, have been far better than anything before. And a lot of people I know say that about their 50s!

You're sexy and fun, that's not going to change xx

Aww bless xx

Got over myself lively

Phoenix...emotional alert! We have gone rogue on you

He will love it..... especially when we start hugging naked and covered in oil

You're just happy to be invited to the party aren't you Mr "

ohhhhhhhh yessss!!!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Age really is nothing but a number.... my 40s, plague aside, have been far better than anything before. And a lot of people I know say that about their 50s!

You're sexy and fun, that's not going to change xx

Aww bless xx

Got over myself lively

Phoenix...emotional alert! We have gone rogue on you

He will love it..... especially when we start hugging naked and covered in oil

You're just happy to be invited to the party aren't you Mr

ohhhhhhhh yessss!!!!! "

Even happier to be between us.... or under, over, behind, taking photos.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Age really is nothing but a number.... my 40s, plague aside, have been far better than anything before. And a lot of people I know say that about their 50s!

You're sexy and fun, that's not going to change xx

Aww bless xx

Got over myself lively

Phoenix...emotional alert! We have gone rogue on you

He will love it..... especially when we start hugging naked and covered in oil

You're just happy to be invited to the party aren't you Mr

ohhhhhhhh yessss!!!!!

Even happier to be between us.... or under, over, behind, taking photos....."

All of the above please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Allow me to move that oil around, it seems to be pooling in your cleavage

Cleavage is Posh's department and what a beautiful department she has...so let me assist you there

And posh...multi tasking is what keeps us 50 year olds around this place

And it's one of my favourite things about the 50+ gang

Confession I was having a bit of an egotistical meltdown about turning 50 and then it happened and I am loving it. Thank you all for this evening

Age really is nothing but a number.... my 40s, plague aside, have been far better than anything before. And a lot of people I know say that about their 50s!

You're sexy and fun, that's not going to change xx

Aww bless xx

Got over myself lively

Phoenix...emotional alert! We have gone rogue on you

He will love it..... especially when we start hugging naked and covered in oil

You're just happy to be invited to the party aren't you Mr

ohhhhhhhh yessss!!!!!

Even happier to be between us.... or under, over, behind, taking photos.....

All of the above please "

You can guarantee it

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Me I’m in the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the opinion all women should be appreciated age doesn't matter x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me I’m in the club "

And sooooo grateful that you are too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who felt like ‘being over 50’ came as a surprise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did it suddenly come from?

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