FabSwingers.com forum: Lies, damn lies!!

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Come up with a wildly fantastic piece of information about the person above you on the thread, the only condition is that it’s got to be a bunch of lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come up with a wildly fantastic piece of information about the person above you on the thread, the only condition is that it’s got to be a bunch of lies"

You said To me you wouldn’t post this thread!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have a hampster that mysteriously disappeared as did all replacement hamsters, nobody nows what happened to them.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Come up with a wildly fantastic piece of information about the person above you on the thread, the only condition is that it’s got to be a bunch of lies

You said To me you wouldn’t post this thread!!!!!!"

The can of whipped cream is actually a prosthetic penis. It was attached after a freak motorboat accident, the freakish part was that he was parachuting at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to have a hampster that mysteriously disappeared as did all replacement hamsters, nobody nows what happened to them. "

she actually stole the hamsters

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Found the remains of a unicorn on Mars

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Used to have a hampster that mysteriously disappeared as did all replacement hamsters, nobody nows what happened to them. "

Her avatar is an actual size photo. She is an avid Roald Dahl fan and sadly managed to recreate the Mike Teevee experiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found the remains of a unicorn on Mars"

He eats snake eggs for breakfast, apart from Sunday, when he has a kipper bap with black pudding.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

She's actually a descendant from the great warrior queen Boadicia.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Licks windows as part of a clinical research study

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Licks windows as part of a clinical research study "

Damn it man its supposed to be LIES!!

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Colgate was the first person to swim the channel naked three times in a row

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Cut his tongue licking a broken window for clinical research

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Colgate was the first person to swim the channel naked three times in a row"

Tried to buy the patent for coffee cups, his plan was to change the name to piss pot and have it legally enforceable that people have to call them that, just for his own amusement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves to dress like a chicken to go to kfc

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

Stole a Dodgem from a fair and uses it for the shopping

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Won second place in the Argentine Tango dance off with their sizzling moves

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Cut his tongue licking a broken window for clinical research "

Thats better.. I Didn't actually cut my tongue, only lightly grazed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut his tongue licking a broken window for clinical research

Thats better.. I Didn't actually cut my tongue, only lightly grazed it.

Ur not George u r Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/03/21 19:47:15]

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"[Removed by poster at 16/03/21 19:47:15]"

Entered this life as a result of ravenous coitus between a starfish and the andromeda galaxy.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Got kicked out of girl guides after refusing 2 shave his legs

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By *iveralandssklpMan
over a year ago

Turkey

"Used to have a hampster that mysteriously disappeared as did all replacement hamsters, nobody nows what happened to them. "

They must be xhamsters

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Cut his tongue licking a broken window for clinical research

Thats better.. I Didn't actually cut my tongue, only lightly grazed it.

Ur not George u r Bob"

Bob Jetson???

I like it.

I feel a name change coming on.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Thought that Bat Shit Crazy was a new dish on the Chinese menu

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Loves to pretend he's spiderman while leaning over the trolley at tesco.

Got banned so now does it in asda.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.

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By *zoreanMan
over a year ago

Witney

Dances the macarena at traffic lights for extra cash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend. "

She keeps sending me nudes and asking to meet once we're all let out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He could suck the chrome off some v8 pipes

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"He could suck the chrome off some v8 pipes "

He taught me to suck the chrome off v8 pipes

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend. "

Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.

Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy "

Should be renamed the instigator.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.

Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy

Should be renamed the instigator. "

His blah blah and more blah on his profile is not true, it's only blah and blah

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.

Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy

Should be renamed the instigator. "

Is actually a fully kissable mannequin. Pretty cheap, £50 for a day of bendable fun

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

[Removed by poster at 16/03/21 22:13:20]

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.

Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy

Should be renamed the instigator.

Is actually a fully kissable mannequin. Pretty cheap, £50 for a day of bendable fun

Oh ffs. Kissable should be functional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.

Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy

Should be renamed the instigator.

Is actually a fully kissable mannequin. Pretty cheap, £50 for a day of bendable fun

Oh ffs. Kissable should be functional.

Really good at typing on her phone

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.

Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy

Should be renamed the instigator.

Is actually a fully kissable mannequin. Pretty cheap, £50 for a day of bendable fun

Oh ffs. Kissable should be functional.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"6tt trucker who plays darts professionally and throws cabars at weekend.

Woman who love to dress up as a vicar and drinks gin while watching reruns of Richard and Judy

Should be renamed the instigator.

Is actually a fully kissable mannequin. Pretty cheap, £50 for a day of bendable fun

Oh ffs. Kissable should be functional.

Really good at typing on her phone

Tuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry on top is actually Allergic to cherries in fact she is allergic to anything red and if she eats anything red her right hand swells to the size of a watermelon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorna is actually a budding gangsta rapper whose debut record 'Lorna gonna warn ya' is released next month on FU Records of Swindon.

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

Stood in for the stig for a series and no else knew about it apart from the real stig

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