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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch

If you were any type of chocolate what would it be and why ?

Are you nutty as a Snickers or smooth as the caramel in a caramel cup?

I’ve got my bucket ready as I think this may get a little cheesy

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Dairy milk. Plain but melts in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flake - I fall apart when when I have a mouth around me

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By *onkey_boy87Man
over a year ago

derby

My chocolate bar "the donkey" is on the shelves ladies!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Picnic

Smooth as chocolate

A little bit fruity

And most importantly...

Great tasting nuts

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You know those ones that have maybe been left a little too long and have gone a bit off colour and misshapen but actually are still alright to eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know those ones that have maybe been left a little too long and have gone a bit off colour and misshapen but actually are still alright to eat? "

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Dairy milk. Plain but melts in your mouth "

Plain but smooth

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Flake - I fall apart when when I have a mouth around me "

Best get you a chair so you don’t damage yourself

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"My chocolate bar "the donkey" is on the shelves ladies!"

I’ve not heard of that one

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Picnic

Smooth as chocolate

A little bit fruity

And most importantly...

Great tasting nuts"

Are the nuts chocolaty

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"You know those ones that have maybe been left a little too long and have gone a bit off colour and misshapen but actually are still alright to eat? "

You can’t beat a reliable classic though, no matter how misshaped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flake - I fall apart when when I have a mouth around me

Best get you a chair so you don’t damage yourself "

Or the lady in question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkish Delight.... not to everyone's taste but deliciously sweet

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Dairy milk. Plain but melts in your mouth

Plain but smooth "

Stealing that

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

There can be only one choice for me - Yorkie 'big and chunky'

(But from 20 years ago - when they used to be a property size and not the silly little things you get now.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

99.9% cacau and bitter as fuck

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Dairymilk fruit and nut

Little bit fruity, little bit nutty but completely moreish

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Flake - I fall apart when when I have a mouth around me

Best get you a chair so you don’t damage yourself

Or the lady in question "

Haha, but you fall part the lady is eating her chocolate

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Turkish Delight.... not to everyone's taste but deliciously sweet"

Smells good to

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Toblerone

Straight, rigid and is a little bit nutty

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There can be only one choice for me - Yorkie 'big and chunky'

(But from 20 years ago - when they used to be a property size and not the silly little things you get now.) "

That is the one advert I disliked as a kid, the chocolate for men, eck no give me a chunk please

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"99.9% cacau and bitter as fuck"

Suits your username then ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Dairymilk fruit and nut

Little bit fruity, little bit nutty but completely moreish "

Like it devil, although I’m not sure why I how have an image of a fruitcake in my mind

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...


"Dairymilk fruit and nut

Little bit fruity, little bit nutty but completely moreish

Like it devil, although I’m not sure why I how have an image of a fruitcake in my mind "

I like a fruitcake too. That's my lunch sorted, thank you

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I'd have to be a complete box of chocolates. Sweet and each time you may just get something that bit different

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Toblerone

Straight, rigid and is a little bit nutty"

Know exactly what you are getting

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By *illpottMan
over a year ago

bradford

Milky bar

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

An Easter egg...you tell yourself you can only have half but you always go back for more x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Dark with salt.. sums my humour up

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A bag of Revels. You never know what you're going to get *Thank you Forrest*

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"An Easter egg...you tell yourself you can only have half but you always go back for more x"

That is so true. Why are they so irresistible?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Or, a Flake, as, one bite of me and I'll crumble all over your chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An Easter egg...you tell yourself you can only have half but you always go back for more x"

If I cover myself in chocolate can I be your Easter egg?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A walnut whip. A little nutty but soft and gooey inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mars .. you're guaranteed to dribble a bit on your chin

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Picnic

Smooth as chocolate

A little bit fruity

And most importantly...

Great tasting nuts

Are the nuts chocolaty "

You need to find out for yourself

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'd have to be a complete box of chocolates. Sweet and each time you may just get something that bit different"

Variety is always a good option

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Milky bar "

Now I have the advert in my head

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"An Easter egg...you tell yourself you can only have half but you always go back for more x"

Oh so true

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Dark with salt.. sums my humour up "

Dark, salted caramel as there is sweetness in there to

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"An Easter egg...you tell yourself you can only have half but you always go back for more x

If I cover myself in chocolate can I be your Easter egg? "

Absolutely x

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"I'd have to be a complete box of chocolates. Sweet and each time you may just get something that bit different

Variety is always a good option "

The spice of life so they say

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"A bag of Revels. You never know what you're going to get *Thank you Forrest*"

I like revels but I tend to need to inspect them closely, smell them, before taking the plunge hoping not to have to remove it as inspection failed

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"A walnut whip. A little nutty but soft and gooey inside. "

and sums you up perfectly

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Mars .. you're guaranteed to dribble a bit on your chin "

All depends how you take it

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Picnic

Smooth as chocolate

A little bit fruity

And most importantly...

Great tasting nuts

Are the nuts chocolaty

You need to find out for yourself "

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'd have to be a complete box of chocolates. Sweet and each time you may just get something that bit different

Variety is always a good option

The spice of life so they say "

They do indeed

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"There can be only one choice for me - Yorkie 'big and chunky'

(But from 20 years ago - when they used to be a property size and not the silly little things you get now.)

That is the one advert I disliked as a kid, the chocolate for men, eck no give me a chunk please "

Oh...... Go on then.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There can be only one choice for me - Yorkie 'big and chunky'

(But from 20 years ago - when they used to be a property size and not the silly little things you get now.)

That is the one advert I disliked as a kid, the chocolate for men, eck no give me a chunk please

Oh...... Go on then. "

Cheers Chunky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutragous!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Dark with salt.. sums my humour up

Dark, salted caramel as there is sweetness in there to "

Ah cute ha ha sorry not sorry

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Belgian Biscuit

Belgian Biscuit

Whatever you do don’t mention Belgian Buscuit

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Nutragous! "

My mind off in odd places today..... that made me think of Captain caveman

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Dark with salt.. sums my humour up

Dark, salted caramel as there is sweetness in there to

Ah cute ha ha sorry not sorry "

Biiiitch ! I should have known you’d get that in

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Belgian Biscuit

Belgian Biscuit

Whatever you do don’t mention Belgian Buscuit "

Are you referring to the ‘wee’ boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toberlone.

Rough edges.

Built like a Swiss elk.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Toberlone.

Rough edges.

Built like a Swiss elk."

Rough edges can get smooth with warmth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toberlone.

Rough edges.

Built like a Swiss elk.

Rough edges can get smooth with warmth "

Bring it on xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury’s mini eggs ... I have a weakness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crunchie !!!!

Cause I make everyday feel like a Friday !

( if you don’t get it ...... your too young lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate orange mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bounty, because I’m always the last one to be picked

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Lindt balls...

Curvy, hard outer shell, variety of flavours, soft inside and deliciously moreish

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Galaxy Counters.....

Smooth, soft and very moorish

Oh and come in a share bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bounty, because I’m always the last one to be picked "

Oh, I do like a bounty xxx

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By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

An original chocolate orange, a Yorkshire product that even a segment of it makes you Happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Turkish Delight, Not to everyone's taste

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Maltesers melt in your mouth not in your hand.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Turkish Delight, Not to everyone's taste "

Melts on the tongue

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Cadbury Dairy Milk Marvellous Creations - weird and a little odd maybe but yet wonderfully fun

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Cadbury’s mini eggs ... I have a weakness "

Are we talking the multi coloured shelled ones or different ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Crunchie !!!!

Cause I make everyday feel like a Friday !

( if you don’t get it ...... your too young lol ) "

I’m not to young, the original Friday feeling

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Chocolate orange mmmmm"

To be enjoyed slowly, piece by piece

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Bounty, because I’m always the last one to be picked "

Not in this house

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Lindt balls...

Curvy, hard outer shell, variety of flavours, soft inside and deliciously moreish "

Perfect combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cadburys cream egg. Tasty and firm on the outside and soft, creamy and smooth to lick out..

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Galaxy Counters.....

Smooth, soft and very moorish

Oh and come in a share bag "

Ooh galaxy, my favourite and its always good to share

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"An original chocolate orange, a Yorkshire product that even a segment of it makes you Happy "

Well I never knew that, just gave myself a slap being a Yorkshire lass and all

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'm Turkish Delight, Not to everyone's taste "

But delightfully delicate and perfumed

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Maltesers melt in your mouth not in your hand..... "

Rethink they do melt in your hand..... so are we going for melt in the mouth, Maltesers or won’t melt in your hand, minstrels ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Cadbury Dairy Milk Marvellous Creations - weird and a little odd maybe but yet wonderfully fun "

.... and every mouthful a delightful surprise

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"A cadburys cream egg. Tasty and firm on the outside and soft, creamy and smooth to lick out.. "

Definitely best licked than nibbled

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

I would be a wispa gold, sweet on the outside and smooth in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wispa. Cos when I whisper in your ear, you’ll want me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferrero Roche - indulgence of desire

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I would be a wispa gold, sweet on the outside and smooth in the middle "

What you aren’t full of tiny bubbles to tease the tongue

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Wispa. Cos when I whisper in your ear, you’ll want me xx"

There it is my first full on cheesy line, where’s my bucket..... seriously though it made me chuckle, cheeky one

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I would be a wispa gold, sweet on the outside and smooth in the middle

What you aren’t full of tiny bubbles to tease the tongue "

But of course once the light sweet layer has been taken off

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I would be a wispa gold, sweet on the outside and smooth in the middle

What you aren’t full of tiny bubbles to tease the tongue

But of course once the light sweet layer has been taken off "

I like removing layers

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I'd be a Thorntons Viennese truffle, I see you women buying them by the bag full in the outlet so you can get them in and around your mouths

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I would be a wispa gold, sweet on the outside and smooth in the middle

What you aren’t full of tiny bubbles to tease the tongue

But of course once the light sweet layer has been taken off

I like removing layers "

Its how you get to the best bits on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sakura Kit Kat. Rare, exotic and memorable

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Ferrero Roche - indulgence of desire "

... abs always welcome at the Ambassador’s party

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I'd be a Thorntons Viennese truffle, I see you women buying them by the bag full in the outlet so you can get them in and around your mouths "

These I don’t know, but I’m imagining balls and juggling right now

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom


"Cadbury Dairy Milk Marvellous Creations - weird and a little odd maybe but yet wonderfully fun

.... and every mouthful a delightful surprise "

Yup

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I would be a wispa gold, sweet on the outside and smooth in the middle

What you aren’t full of tiny bubbles to tease the tongue

But of course once the light sweet layer has been taken off

I like removing layers

Its how you get to the best bits on the inside "

It’s the only way to discover the inner delights

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I would be a wispa gold, sweet on the outside and smooth in the middle

What you aren’t full of tiny bubbles to tease the tongue

But of course once the light sweet layer has been taken off

I like removing layers

Its how you get to the best bits on the inside

It’s the only way to discover the inner delights "

Of course it is and we all do love a good inner delight

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Double decker - the slightly odd non popular one

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Double decker - the slightly odd non popular one "

I love a good double decker always eat it in 2 parts i nibble on the top then savour the bottom

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Sakura Kit Kat. Rare, exotic and memorable "

Definitely rare and unique

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I would be a wispa gold, sweet on the outside and smooth in the middle

What you aren’t full of tiny bubbles to tease the tongue

But of course once the light sweet layer has been taken off

I like removing layers

Its how you get to the best bits on the inside

It’s the only way to discover the inner delights

Of course it is and we all do love a good inner delight "

That we do in so many different ways

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Double decker - the slightly odd non popular one "

Not popular, eck no it’s a firm favourite here, my weakness

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Double decker - the slightly odd non popular one

I love a good double decker always eat it in 2 parts i nibble on the top then savour the bottom "

He knows how to saviour the delights the double D has to offer

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