FabSwingers.com forum: Would you fake it

By *icearms OP Man
over a year ago

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If you were in a club or on a meet and playing with someone and it didn't quite do it for you, would you fake an orgasm or enjoyment so as to end the situation and not leave the other person feeling like they hadn't satisfied you.

Or would you tell them it wasn't doing it for you and ask them to stop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely. I did that with all my meets

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely. I did that with all my meets

#youknowwhoyouare"

I carry a sachet of body temperature yoghurt for that very purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just couldn't fake an orgasm

Bit of guidance doesn't hurt though or just not say anything, but definitely not fake one.

Her x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I direct them to do something I do like instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely. I did that with all my meets

#youknowwhoyouare

I carry a sachet of body temperature yoghurt for that very purpose "

And wagon wheels for after Jennie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very much so, I have before, I threw yogurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked me why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely. I did that with all my meets

#youknowwhoyouare

I carry a sachet of body temperature yoghurt for that very purpose

And wagon wheels for after Jennie

Oooft.

Didn't need to fake that!

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Nope but if it's not working for me I will be upfront and honest with the person so they can get it right x mrs m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, lots of time

Doesn't mean it was horrible, just means I can't get off the way they want me too

Mrs

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Very much so, I have before, I threw yogurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked me why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ask her to fake It. Boosts my ego.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I always fake my orgasms and take a secret pot of yoghurt with me on meets.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Definitely. I did that with all my meets

#youknowwhoyouare"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I dint think I've ever faked it. I've not enjoyed it mentally but my body betrays me lol

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Very much so, I have before, I threw yogurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked me why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid."

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Maybe in our younger days I might have but now I will let them know ..

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By *atandjayCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

We both faked it in the past just so we could stop

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes. I’d fake it all over her tits

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

Probably not. Depends on the person if I have guidance or not, if they was enjoying it and me changing made it worse for them I wouldn't be happy, giving is is probably more important to me. Then maybe change things a bit after they climaxed

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I faked it with Mr Mystique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were in a club or on a meet and playing with someone and it didn't quite do it for you, would you fake an orgasm or enjoyment so as to end the situation and not leave the other person feeling like they hadn't satisfied you.

Or would you tell them it wasn't doing it for you and ask them to stop?"

The latter

Have done a few times too

Also, sent people away from my home

For contrast, I've had people turn on their heels and drive off

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Definitely. I did that with all my meets

#youknowwhoyouare

I carry a sachet of body temperature yoghurt for that very purpose "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I faked it with Mr Mystique. "

You mean to tell me you never came after those 8 pumps I gave you?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I faked it with Mr Mystique.

You mean to tell me you never came after those 8 pumps I gave you?

Not

Even

Petal

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I faked it with Mr Mystique.

You mean to tell me you never came after those 8 pumps I gave you?

Not

Even

Petal"

Hhhmmm :-l We’ll have to do your bum next time then

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"We both faked it in the past just so we could stop"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They all say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very much so, I have before, I threw yogurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked me why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very much so, I have before, I threw yogurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked me why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid."

This just made me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First I'd try guidance, then if it was apparent that it was never going to happen I'd try to tactfully redirect his attention to a different bloody part. But if he was still insistent on trying and I was feeling pretty sorry for him, I might fake it. I'd certainly never have another meet with him though.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Nah, wouldn't fake it, just pull out a vibrator and finish myself off over his disbelieving face

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Nah, wouldn't fake it, just pull out a vibrator and finish myself off over his disbelieving face

Haha I have done this

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Or would you tell them it wasn't doing it for you and ask them to stop?"

Have you?!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Nah, wouldn't fake it, just pull out a vibrator and finish myself off over his disbelieving face

Haha I have done this

*fist bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but wonder how many have done it to me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

Nikki x

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Or would you tell them it wasn't doing it for you and ask them to stop?"
I dont fake it but I rarely orgasm on a meet anyway .. its not what I'm doing it for but if I need to then I will. X

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Honesty is always the best amd only way to go. Treat those how you want to be treated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its pretty hard to fake for me, I am a crap lier!

I wouldnt get past kissing, thats how I measure attraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, wouldn't fake it, just pull out a vibrator and finish myself off over his disbelieving face

Anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have faked it, would do so again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointless faking

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

On the basis that it takes two I'd assume that it was a bit meh for him too. I'm not sure what I'd do to be honest. It would be quite awkward to I suspect

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If it doesn't work, I don't continue as that's not getting the best from our time. There's no blame, just about doing the right thing and it remains respectful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its often awkward for me. I get very aroused watching a lady vacuum my living room and do a little dusting. You wouldn't believe how many refuse to, and the meet concludes early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or would you tell them it wasn't doing it for you and ask them to stop?"

Ive faked it a few times.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Why else do you think I carry a tube yoghurt with me at all times?

LvN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn the lights off and fake having sex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been there, done that, wouldn't be the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very much so, I have before, I threw yogurt on her tits when she wasn’t looking, she asked me why my cum had nectarine chunks in it, I had no answers I was still licking the lid."

You promised never ever to tell anyone about that!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I've never faked it and I'm not sure I'd be able to without laughing - surely it must feel a bit ridiculous? I have been asked in the past whether I was faking - I do orgasm very easily.

Once with someone who really wasn't doing it for me (even after I got a bit schoolmarmish with giving direction - the gentle hints weren't cutting it) I suggested he finish off over my tits while I got myself off, in spite of his not being all that close to finishing at the time.

We both managed to have fun, but neither suggested meeting up again.

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