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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What can't you be arsed to do today?

Personally I can't be arsed to do anything- especially cook the roast I stupidly volunteered to cook

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

I plan on moving just enough so that nobody things I am dead, other than that I am not doing anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going shopping but because I'm the only one that drives in the household I have no choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn


"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week. "

Just concrete it over and paint it green lol

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London


"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week. "

Who mows their lawn in March?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m full of beans this morning.

I’m about to jump outta bed and make hot drinks for me and sleeping beauty.

Then I’m putting some bacon in the oven.

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

I have very little motivation this morning. Do need to go shopping later, but so don't want too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What can't you be arsed to do today?

Personally I can't be arsed to do anything- especially cook the roast I stupidly volunteered to cook "

Like they say in the army - never volunteer!!

Wish I could say that I can’t be arsed, but this is a weekend when I’m raring to get things done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week. "

Urgh such a chore!

I've got s coming through the concrete slab thingies - I definitely can't be arsed to do anything about that

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"What can't you be arsed to do today?

Personally I can't be arsed to do anything- especially cook the roast I stupidly volunteered to cook "

It is dildo day then?

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Gonna cook breakfast because it’s Mother’s Day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What can't you be arsed to do today?

Personally I can't be arsed to do anything- especially cook the roast I stupidly volunteered to cook

Like they say in the army - never volunteer!!

Wish I could say that I can’t be arsed, but this is a weekend when I’m raring to get things done. "

Can you cook?

If you can be a love and bring the roast beef with all the trimmings over - thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m full of beans this morning.

I’m about to jump outta bed and make hot drinks for me and sleeping beauty.

Then I’m putting some bacon in the oven.

"

Are they magic beans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.

Who mows their lawn in March? "

I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.

Who mows their lawn in March?

I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though. "

Mop round and do mine would you, sure I can think of an appropriate payment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m full of beans this morning.

I’m about to jump outta bed and make hot drinks for me and sleeping beauty.

Then I’m putting some bacon in the oven.

Are they magic beans?"

Well... every time you reply my stalk tingles so perhaps your bean is the magic one.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Going shopping but because I'm the only one that drives in the household I have no choice "

Get her shopping trolley then she can do shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.

Who mows their lawn in March?

I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though.

Mop round and do mine would you, sure I can think of an appropriate payment "

Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.

In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not like you OP, you’re usually incredibly motivated.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.

Who mows their lawn in March?

I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though.

Mop round and do mine would you, sure I can think of an appropriate payment

Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.

In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way "

Always ride on, in many things in life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m full of beans this morning.

I’m about to jump outta bed and make hot drinks for me and sleeping beauty.

Then I’m putting some bacon in the oven.

Are they magic beans?

Well... every time you reply my stalk tingles so perhaps your bean is the magic one."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s not like you OP, you’re usually incredibly motivated. "

How very dare you

I hope this is a literal post with no hint of sarcasm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.

Who mows their lawn in March?

I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though.

Mop round and do mine would you, sure I can think of an appropriate payment

Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.

In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way

Always ride on, in many things in life"

I spend a long time bouncing up and down on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have to finish digging g a French drain

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Car needs washing cant be bothered

Its going to be as bad next week thanks to the new building going up on the end of my road

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By *ritladMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.

In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way "

Is that restricted to mowing lawns or that rule apply elsewhere in life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s not like you OP, you’re usually incredibly motivated.

How very dare you

I hope this is a literal post with no hint of sarcasm!"

None whatsoever, take it at face value.

Kind regards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I have to finish digging g a French drain "

This confuses me.

I'm not sure I want to know

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.

Who mows their lawn in March?

I’ve cut my grass twice now. I’ve cut the orchard three times! The house is up for sale though.

Mop round and do mine would you, sure I can think of an appropriate payment

Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.

In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way

Always ride on, in many things in life

I spend a long time bouncing up and down on it. "

You can bounce up and down on me for a bit

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

To drag myself from under the duvet...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Because I have to finish digging g a French drain "

Typical French. Start something then the British have to come and finish it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week.

Just concrete it over and paint it green lol"

Lol. I usually find it therapeutic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a wide gate? My mower has a 38” cut and a 16 hp engine.

In line with the thread; I can’t be arsed walking behind a mower. Ride on is the only way

Is that restricted to mowing lawns or that rule apply elsewhere in life?"

It’s been so long since I’ve ridden or been ridden

Riding along cutting grass is my only pleasure..... and lemon sponge puddings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mow the lawn. Fuck it for another week. "

I have a robot mower... Couldn't recommend it more highly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got to study, run and stretch! I cba with any haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t be arsed with all your low motivation in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going shopping but because I'm the only one that drives in the household I have no choice

Get her shopping trolley then she can do shopping "

I'm not that much of a bastard

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Going shopping but because I'm the only one that drives in the household I have no choice

Get her shopping trolley then she can do shopping

I'm not that much of a bastard "

I know I was just joking but I got one. Do the shopping online. Then you can shop and perv on here

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Cant be arsed going for a long walk with the dogs.... bad mother I know... especially today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going shopping but because I'm the only one that drives in the household I have no choice

Get her shopping trolley then she can do shopping

I'm not that much of a bastard

I know I was just joking but I got one. Do the shopping online. Then you can shop and perv on here "

Or just drop her off then I'll wait on the carrack listening to the radio.

Just like my dad used to do

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm in the cba to do anything gang too Mary .

I may have a self induced headache this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just cba for everything. Totally meh. Meh meh meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to paint the garden fence but with 42 panels I think I’ll fuck it off till another day

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