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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Yup, I bought 8 I now have two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yup, I bought 8 I now have two "

Where on earth do they go!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teaspoons pens and socks in our house

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Was sure my kids took them to the rooms with yoghurts and stuff. Put a 6 pack in each of their stockings one Christmas

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Yup, I bought 8 I now have two

Where on earth do they go!?"

Off having a party with the odd socks and hairbrushes in my house I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s fucking weird, I had no spoons in the house yesterday, I had to have tomato soup with a fork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

I have the same problem in my house

made me giggle reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a sock thief they only take one?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I have a surplus...not sure why

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was sure my kids took them to the rooms with yoghurts and stuff. Put a 6 pack in each of their stockings one Christmas "

Haha good idea! I actually got a pack of 12 teaspoons for Xmas from my daughter as I was always moaning about it! Even they’ve gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a pen thief in my house. Bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something is loving all my cutlery at the moment, barely anything anywhere I dont know what is happening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i have a sock thief they only take one?"

Yes! I have a massive bag of odd socks in the utility room which I go through every now and again! I leave it a month but most don’t re-appear! It’s a mystery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

In our place it's forks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!!!!! All the things you mentioned Nora!

I have a variety of tupperware boxes and lids, and none fit ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes!!!!! All the things you mentioned Nora!

I have a variety of tupperware boxes and lids, and none fit ?! "

Me too! Soooo many

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Bloody hell I thought it was just me..... The irony is it is only me that lives here,,,,, I can't blame the dogs. Can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought 4 for work and left them in a mug on my desk and someone actually did steal the lot. I mean seriously. Who does that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have loads of odd socks,probably sons wanking into them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have loads of odd socks,probably sons wanking into them.

Ewww. Lol. That can’t be the issue here. It’s all girls!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought 4 for work and left them in a mug on my desk and someone actually did steal the lot. I mean seriously. Who does that?

Someone like me who has a teaspoon thief?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

All cutlery, odd socks and nail files!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought 4 for work and left them in a mug on my desk and someone actually did steal the lot. I mean seriously. Who does that?

Someone like me who has a teaspoon thief?

Omg maybe there's one person doing it, just rolling about in spoons getting off on it... Like the tooth fairy does with teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing I do to the dog is to buy him a new collar every week, each time slightly bigger than the last, I swap them over when he’s not looking, that way I’ve manage to convince him he’s shrinking. I know it’s working cause he ‘googled shrinking dog syndrome’ the other day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought 4 for work and left them in a mug on my desk and someone actually did steal the lot. I mean seriously. Who does that?

Someone like me who has a teaspoon thief?

Omg maybe there's one person doing it, just rolling about in spoons getting off on it... Like the tooth fairy does with teeth

Haha. Yep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

All cutlery, odd socks and nail files!"

Yes! Nail files!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have all my spoons on elastic. Where ever I use them they just boing back to the kitchen.

They've been writing rescue notes....

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

"i have a sock thief they only take one?

Yes! I have a massive bag of odd socks in the utility room which I go through every now and again! I leave it a month but most don’t re-appear! It’s a mystery!"

odd socks are all the rage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i have a sock thief they only take one?

Yes! I have a massive bag of odd socks in the utility room which I go through every now and again! I leave it a month but most don’t re-appear! It’s a mystery!

odd socks are all the rage

This is true. Doesn’t seem to bother the kids. I like mine to match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bobbles seem to mysteriously disappear in my house; often within days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

There aren't any tea drinkers in my house, so I have a full set still

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My cutlery cutpurse likes to take forks.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I have the worst thief of all. My corkscrew/bottle opener has gone missing.

Pray for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bobbles seem to mysteriously disappear in my house; often within days. "

Oh I forgot about these! They are actually the things that go missing the most here.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

How bizarre we have loads of Tupperware lids but no bottoms, gosh only knows where they go but have lost about 8 in a matter of weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you not met the borrowers yet

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

There aren't any tea drinkers in my house, so I have a full set still

I drink tea and I have lots of teaspoons but only 5 forks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

All cutlery, odd socks and nail files!

Yes! Nail files!"

And it’s always the rubbish ones that are left

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

How bizarre we have loads of Tupperware lids but no bottoms, gosh only knows where they go but have lost about 8 in a matter of weeks

Your Tupperware lids and my bottoms need to get together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time. I blame the teenagers I live with

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mine is pencils .... I buy loads but there is only ever one on my desk I can find the others

But why is there a glut of hair grips? They seem to turn up everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just accept wearing odd socks..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine is pencils .... I buy loads but there is only ever one on my desk I can find the others

But why is there a glut of hair grips? They seem to turn up everywhere!

Hair grips is one of the things that mysteriously disappear here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup, I bought 8 I now have two

Where on earth do they go!?"

Into the bin with yoghurt pots.

Please recycle.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Are we talking real Tupperware here, as in Tupperware parties ? Or plastic containers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!!

I honestly have no idea where they go. And our knifes too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we talking real Tupperware here, as in Tupperware parties ? Or plastic containers

Haha I think I still actually have some real Tupperware still! Or maybe a lid. But yeah plastic containers. I still call it all Tupperware!

Showing my age

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we talking real Tupperware here, as in Tupperware parties ? Or plastic containers

Haha I think I still actually have some real Tupperware still! Or maybe a lid. But yeah plastic containers. I still call it all Tupperware!

Showing my age

May still have some oriflame somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forks in my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

There aren't any tea drinkers in my house, so I have a full set still

I drink tea and I have lots of teaspoons but only 5 forks."

Hmm strange, all I can think as that maybe you make tea with forks

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

How bizarre we have loads of Tupperware lids but no bottoms, gosh only knows where they go but have lost about 8 in a matter of weeks

Your Tupperware lids and my bottoms need to get together! "

They do and Paradise sounds like a good place to make it happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! Tea spoons, socks and tupperware tops have a secret hidey hole somewhere in the house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a mystery tea spoon thief living in their house? I think mine is a having a party somewhere with the charger, socks and Tupperware lid thieves!

Is it just me or do things mysteriously disappear in your house?

How bizarre we have loads of Tupperware lids but no bottoms, gosh only knows where they go but have lost about 8 in a matter of weeks

Your Tupperware lids and my bottoms need to get together!

They do and Paradise sounds like a good place to make it happen

. I do have another paradise in Spain. 2 hours from you

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Ours is the tv remote control, I have 3 now because they disappear for weeks and then turn up in the most ridiculous places

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ours is the tv remote control, I have 3 now because they disappear for weeks and then turn up in the most ridiculous places

Haha. Standard here if you’re sitting on the sofa for someone to say stand up! Why? You’re probably sitting on the remote. No I’m not I’d feel it. Yep sitting on the remote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our house it the cups and soaks

All of a sudden can’t find cup then weeks later they appear all over house but worst is I do the washing put a pair soaks in only never single ones but I now have a about 30 single soaks can’t find the others to go with them

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By *lackleycplCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Yep and hairbrush in this house too

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