FabSwingers.com forum: Did God get bored...

By *eerob OP Couple
over a year ago

solihull

Or was he tired when he got to designing feet and guys bits.

He did a lovely job with boobs and bottoms...legs and backs...but I think he left feet,cocks,balls and ears to his apprentice....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always thought the women's body as a pure art form and an aesthetic masterpiece...... The man's,,, well

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Christopher Hitches used to say that human genitalia looked like it had been designed by committee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think "God" had anything to do with it tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel really self conscious now

No more walking down to the shops naked....just caught the typo....it nearly read ships not shops

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I feel really self conscious now

No more walking down to the shops naked....just caught the typo....it nearly read ships not shops

Don't walk down to the ships naked either.... just a piece of advice I got from a friend

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Nah I happen to like men bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think men’s bits are lovely. The penis is a thing of beauty. Lovely soft strokeable skin on the shaft, and it looks so suckable.

The balls the way they change shape and the skin texture when hot or cold....the way they dangle. Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel really self conscious now

No more walking down to the shops naked....just caught the typo....it nearly read ships not shops

Thanks NSP.....better put my glasses on before I read the map. When it happened before, I found lots of men wanted to help me with my shopping.....but I didnt come back with anything on the list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way!!!! Men’s bit are yummy. Fannies are all messed up and dead weird close up.

Boobs are good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am i weird - i like some balls - when a guy is turned on and they are all high and tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ears are a massive work of art

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

He was a slacker, plain as.

If he’d proof read his plans on the 7th day instead of sitting on his arse all this could have been avoided.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God had nothing to do with the design of the lower body. It was Dumfries and Galloway council.

Only they would put an 'area of outstanding natural beauty' next to a shithole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it was Billy Connolly that said scrotums were made from left over elbow skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am i weird - i like some balls - when a guy is turned on and they are all high and tight"

Ooh I like the low and slapped ones

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like men’s bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like men’s bits

That's just invited everyone to fill your inbox with pictures hasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like men’s bits

That's just invited everyone to fill your inbox with pictures hasn't it?

Haha they won’t get past these filters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I disagree, some mens genitalia is just begging yo be licked and sucked!

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"God had nothing to do with the design of the lower body. It was Dumfries and Galloway council.

Only they would put an 'area of outstanding natural beauty' next to a shithole! "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

What's with all the 'he' stuff ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am i weird - i like some balls - when a guy is turned on and they are all high and tight

Ooh I like the low and slapped ones

V x "

Slapped

or slack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am i weird - i like some balls - when a guy is turned on and they are all high and tight

Ooh I like the low and slapped ones

V x

Slapped

or slack

Oops.

. Bad V. Neither. It’s was supposed to be slappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am i weird - i like some balls - when a guy is turned on and they are all high and tight

Ooh I like the low and slapped ones

V x

Slapped

or slack

Oops.

. Bad V. Neither. It’s was supposed to be slappy

Although. A bit of ball slapping sounds fun. For me but probably not for you.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No way!!!! Men’s bit are yummy. Fannies are all messed up and dead weird close up.

Boobs are good though

Vx"

I was taking a good close up of my own with the aid of phone pictures and they are amazingly detailed and designed, all sorts of little folds and creases and dainty bumps. I was quite fascinated. And it filled a rainy afternoon.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What's with all the 'he' stuff ? "

He/she doesn't really matter in the long run cos....

God is Dead? - Black Sabbath

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhhOU5FUPBE

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Blame Charles Darwin, it's his fault

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

The scrotum was made out of left over elbow skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder he got bored and took less time on men’s bollocks, he was on here as a single guy!!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Or was he tired when he got to designing feet and guys bits.

He did a lovely job with boobs and bottoms...legs and backs...but I think he left feet,cocks,balls and ears to his apprentice....? "

I agree, cocks and indeed vagina’s aren’t pretty at all....

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By *rostgiantMan
over a year ago

Wilts

Has anyone else seen Robin Williams' bit about this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am i weird - i like some balls - when a guy is turned on and they are all high and tight

Ooh I like the low and slapped ones

V x

Slapped

or slack

Oops.

. Bad V. Neither. It’s was supposed to be slappy

Although. A bit of ball slapping sounds fun. For me but probably not for you.

V x "

.....thats new territory for me....but as long as you let me rexiorocate with my riding crop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem....I mean reciprocate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or was he tired when he got to designing feet and guys bits.

He did a lovely job with boobs and bottoms...legs and backs...but I think he left feet,cocks,balls and ears to his apprentice....? "

There are some pretty feet, not many but some

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