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"Yesssss!" Wonko will be along in a bit to complain | |||
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"Hey" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. You're my first. | |||
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"Yesssss! Wonko will be along in a bit to complain " Poor Wonko #sorrynotsorry | |||
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"Hey Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. You're my first. " I like being your first *smugface* | |||
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"Yesssss! Wonko will be along in a bit to complain " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I think Wonko will be happy. Well maybe not happy, but okay with not being first. | |||
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"Jimbo " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tom. Is Essex where you're originally from? | |||
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"Hey Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. You're my first. I like being your first *smugface*" You'll be rewarded. | |||
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"Jimbo Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tom. Is Essex where you're originally from?" No. Can't stand the place .. | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. Had he not looked at porn before? Which channel are you on? Or are you streaming? So many questions! | |||
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"Hola Jim. Fist bump fellow fabbers. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Do you wear a locket? | |||
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"Hey Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. You're my first. I like being your first *smugface* You'll be rewarded." *assumes the position* | |||
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"Jimbo Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tom. Is Essex where you're originally from? No. Can't stand the place .." Oh, Tom. Living somewhere you don't like isn't good. I feel sad for you. | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time " Is his face like this | |||
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"Anyway, alreeeeet Jim, I'm watching Jools, and am gonna have a few nibbles tonight " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I've just put Jools on. Grace Jones. | |||
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"Jimbo Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tom. Is Essex where you're originally from? No. Can't stand the place .. Oh, Tom. Living somewhere you don't like isn't good. I feel sad for you." Ty | |||
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"Hey Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. You're my first. I like being your first *smugface* You'll be rewarded. *assumes the position*" | |||
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"Gooooood Evening Jim an the rest of the nocturnal crew " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to you little friend. | |||
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"Jimbo Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tom. Is Essex where you're originally from? No. Can't stand the place .. Oh, Tom. Living somewhere you don't like isn't good. I feel sad for you. Ty" I hope you get to live somewhere that makes you happy. | |||
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"Hey Jim I’m on Netflix again,daddy is in a&e with a dislocated shoulder! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs IKC. Ow, ow, ow. I can't decide if I should use or . How did he manage to do that? | |||
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"Anyway, alreeeeet Jim, I'm watching Jools, and am gonna have a few nibbles tonight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I've just put Jools on. Grace Jones. " Laura Mvula certainly reminded me of Grace Jones as soon as I saw her! | |||
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"Good evening James and co. I hope you’re well and staying safe " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. What a lovely surprise. I don't see enough of you these days. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Tony's little friend." Hello Tony's little friend | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. It's been a work sort of day, but with a slightly early finish - hurrah! We've just finished watching the film "1917" " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. An early dart and a movie, that's not a bad Friday. It's a good Friday. Smileyface | |||
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"Anyway, alreeeeet Jim, I'm watching Jools, and am gonna have a few nibbles tonight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I've just put Jools on. Grace Jones. Laura Mvula certainly reminded me of Grace Jones as soon as I saw her! " It's the shoulder pads. | |||
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"Hey Jim I’m on Netflix again,daddy is in a&e with a dislocated shoulder! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs IKC. Ow, ow, ow. I can't decide if I should use or . How did he manage to do that?" Apparently moving multiple plaster boards, he’s managed to put it back but I sent him to a&e | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Tony's little friend." Okay say hello to my little friend... | |||
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"Evening Jim and all fab forum people. Watching film SAS Red Notice. From last night hoping to move to Great Yarmouth area. One of three small towns on outskirts. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I think it's a bit of an army film night tonight. Thank you for getting back to me. By the sea, not far from the Broads. Beautiful. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time " Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X | |||
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"Good evening James and co. I hope you’re well and staying safe Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. What a lovely surprise. I don't see enough of you these days. " I know it’s been a while but I’m going to be around more I promise x | |||
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"Evening Jim and all fab forum people. Watching film SAS Red Notice. From last night hoping to move to Great Yarmouth area. One of three small towns on outskirts. " I'm the King of Crazy Golf at Gt. Yarmouth, that Windmill will never defeat me | |||
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"Coeabunaga jimbo and late night hooligans. I've just watched GoogleyBox and now I am in bed. Stay safe and happy and don't drink too much milkyshakey. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Cameltoebunga. I will take your advice. I know you've been around and your advice should be heeded. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Tony's little friend. Okay say hello to my little friend... " I can't see your little friend | |||
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"Hey Jim I’m on Netflix again,daddy is in a&e with a dislocated shoulder! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs IKC. Ow, ow, ow. I can't decide if I should use or . How did he manage to do that? Apparently moving multiple plaster boards, he’s managed to put it back but I sent him to a&e" I hope he's okay. | |||
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"Not been on in a month or 2, please forgive me, nice to see somethings don't change " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pukka. Pukka, you are forgiven. Welcome back. Smileyface | |||
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"Jimerooski!! How do? Hi all! Jimski, What will you be doing "From this moment on"? Hehehe " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I'm not too bad. How are you? I'm just beginning my life! | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Tony's little friend. Okay say hello to my little friend... " Hello! | |||
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"Coeabunaga jimbo and late night hooligans. I've just watched GoogleyBox and now I am in bed. Stay safe and happy and don't drink too much milkyshakey. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Cameltoebunga. I will take your advice. I know you've been around and your advice should be heeded." Cameltoebunga. Why do you make me so horny with your words? Thank you for taking my advice. I am a great advice person. Have you had a nice day Jimbo. | |||
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"Jimerooski!! How do? Hi all! Jimski, What will you be doing "From this moment on"? Hehehe Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I'm not too bad. How are you? I'm just beginning my life!" That's what I'm talking about! It's Friday, I'm as happy as a new born helicopter | |||
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"Good evening James and co. I hope you’re well and staying safe Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. What a lovely surprise. I don't see enough of you these days. I know it’s been a while but I’m going to be around more I promise x " Good. Swing's alright, but I don't like looking at his big toe. x | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X" I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch | |||
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"Evening Jim and all fab forum people. Watching film SAS Red Notice. From last night hoping to move to Great Yarmouth area. One of three small towns on outskirts. I'm the King of Crazy Golf at Gt. Yarmouth, that Windmill will never defeat me " You really are a crazy golfer. | |||
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"Evening all " Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Joel. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening all Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Joel. Smileyface" Eh today has taken its toll on me | |||
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"Coeabunaga jimbo and late night hooligans. I've just watched GoogleyBox and now I am in bed. Stay safe and happy and don't drink too much milkyshakey. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Cameltoebunga. I will take your advice. I know you've been around and your advice should be heeded. Cameltoebunga. Why do you make me so horny with your words? Thank you for taking my advice. I am a great advice person. Have you had a nice day Jimbo." Nell has been rubbing off on me tonight. It's been an alright kinda day. How are you? You've been a bit quiet lately. | |||
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"Jimerooski!! How do? Hi all! Jimski, What will you be doing "From this moment on"? Hehehe Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I'm not too bad. How are you? I'm just beginning my life! That's what I'm talking about! It's Friday, I'm as happy as a new born helicopter " Propellerface | |||
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"Good evening James and co. I hope you’re well and staying safe Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. What a lovely surprise. I don't see enough of you these days. I know it’s been a while but I’m going to be around more I promise x Good. Swing's alright, but I don't like looking at his big toe. x" | |||
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"Hola Jim. Fist bump fellow fabbers. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Do you wear a locket?" It's like all the good things Jim, it's in me pocket. | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch " Why on earth did he go on? | |||
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"Coeabunaga jimbo and late night hooligans. I've just watched GoogleyBox and now I am in bed. Stay safe and happy and don't drink too much milkyshakey. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Cameltoebunga. I will take your advice. I know you've been around and your advice should be heeded. Cameltoebunga. Why do you make me so horny with your words? Thank you for taking my advice. I am a great advice person. Have you had a nice day Jimbo. Nell has been rubbing off on me tonight. It's been an alright kinda day. How are you? You've been a bit quiet lately." Soz n shit. Was it the smell? | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS?" Isn't it quiet. There was ³ nocturnal threads last night, on a school night. Maybe people are feeling tired after dancing to Shania Twain. | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS?" No, I'm at my sofa and contemplating hobbling upstairs like an arthritic night flamingo | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch Why on earth did he go on? " The mind boggles! I wonder how many of the matches actually end up in a relationship? | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch " I wish I'd seen it. | |||
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"Coeabunaga jimbo and late night hooligans. I've just watched GoogleyBox and now I am in bed. Stay safe and happy and don't drink too much milkyshakey. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Cameltoebunga. I will take your advice. I know you've been around and your advice should be heeded. Cameltoebunga. Why do you make me so horny with your words? Thank you for taking my advice. I am a great advice person. Have you had a nice day Jimbo. Nell has been rubbing off on me tonight. It's been an alright kinda day. How are you? You've been a bit quiet lately." Nell is a very naughty late night human rubbing off on you!! *wink wink nudge nudge* An alright kinda day is better than a shite kinda day. So I'm happy it was alright. I actually had a good day thank you. I'll try to make more noise around here if you like. I think I'm going to pop to bed soon, so will say goodnight before I fall asleep. Have fun Jimbo and other late night humans. X | |||
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"Evening all Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Joel. Smileyface Eh today has taken its toll on me" Anything you wanna talk about? Or shall we dance to Shania Twain's Man! I Feel Like A Woman! | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS? No, I'm at my sofa and contemplating hobbling upstairs like an arthritic night flamingo " Ah being on a comfy sofa and hobbling up the stairs like an arthritic flamingo is much better than a night at Fernando's!! By the way I don't know what Fernando's is but I always hear the young ones talk about it so I imagine it is a cool club or something. | |||
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"Hola Jim. Fist bump fellow fabbers. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Do you wear a locket? It's like all the good things Jim, it's in me pocket. " | |||
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"Evening all Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Joel. Smileyface Eh today has taken its toll on me Anything you wanna talk about? Or shall we dance to Shania Twain's Man! I Feel Like A Woman! " Just doctors fucking my dad around but good news he’s out of hospital tomorrow | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS? No, I'm at my sofa and contemplating hobbling upstairs like an arthritic night flamingo Ah being on a comfy sofa and hobbling up the stairs like an arthritic flamingo is much better than a night at Fernando's!! By the way I don't know what Fernando's is but I always hear the young ones talk about it so I imagine it is a cool club or something. " I believe Fernando's is where ABBA went for their holidays?? | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch I wish I'd seen it." It was weird. There was much talk of wine and a special guest appearance by a gimp mask. | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch Why on earth did he go on? The mind boggles! I wonder how many of the matches actually end up in a relationship?" I wonder if there's such thing as love at first vag sight? | |||
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"Evening all Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Joel. Smileyface Eh today has taken its toll on me Anything you wanna talk about? Or shall we dance to Shania Twain's Man! I Feel Like A Woman! Just doctors fucking my dad around but good news he’s out of hospital tomorrow " Glad he's getting out tomorrow, Joel Tell him not to climb any heights probably ever again | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS? No, I'm at my sofa and contemplating hobbling upstairs like an arthritic night flamingo Ah being on a comfy sofa and hobbling up the stairs like an arthritic flamingo is much better than a night at Fernando's!! By the way I don't know what Fernando's is but I always hear the young ones talk about it so I imagine it is a cool club or something. " Fernando is the ex husband of the wife of my ex husband. | |||
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"Coeabunaga jimbo and late night hooligans. I've just watched GoogleyBox and now I am in bed. Stay safe and happy and don't drink too much milkyshakey. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. Cameltoebunga. I will take your advice. I know you've been around and your advice should be heeded. Cameltoebunga. Why do you make me so horny with your words? Thank you for taking my advice. I am a great advice person. Have you had a nice day Jimbo. Nell has been rubbing off on me tonight. It's been an alright kinda day. How are you? You've been a bit quiet lately. Nell is a very naughty late night human rubbing off on you!! *wink wink nudge nudge* An alright kinda day is better than a shite kinda day. So I'm happy it was alright. I actually had a good day thank you. I'll try to make more noise around here if you like. I think I'm going to pop to bed soon, so will say goodnight before I fall asleep. Have fun Jimbo and other late night humans. X" I know. Sweet dreams, Lemon. x | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS? No, I'm at my sofa and contemplating hobbling upstairs like an arthritic night flamingo Ah being on a comfy sofa and hobbling up the stairs like an arthritic flamingo is much better than a night at Fernando's!! By the way I don't know what Fernando's is but I always hear the young ones talk about it so I imagine it is a cool club or something. I believe Fernando's is where ABBA went for their holidays??" I think you're right. There was something in the air that night. The stars were bright, Fernando. Damn now I want to watch Mamma Mia and it is 11pm. I don't think my partner can cope with me singing down his ear. | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS? No, I'm at my sofa and contemplating hobbling upstairs like an arthritic night flamingo Ah being on a comfy sofa and hobbling up the stairs like an arthritic flamingo is much better than a night at Fernando's!! By the way I don't know what Fernando's is but I always hear the young ones talk about it so I imagine it is a cool club or something. Fernando is the ex husband of the wife of my ex husband." So now we know! Was Fernando in ABBA? | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS? No, I'm at my sofa and contemplating hobbling upstairs like an arthritic night flamingo Ah being on a comfy sofa and hobbling up the stairs like an arthritic flamingo is much better than a night at Fernando's!! By the way I don't know what Fernando's is but I always hear the young ones talk about it so I imagine it is a cool club or something. I believe Fernando's is where ABBA went for their holidays?? I think you're right. There was something in the air that night. The stars were bright, Fernando. Damn now I want to watch Mamma Mia and it is 11pm. I don't think my partner can cope with me singing down his ear. " Do it, do it, do it, do it! | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS? No, I'm at my sofa and contemplating hobbling upstairs like an arthritic night flamingo Ah being on a comfy sofa and hobbling up the stairs like an arthritic flamingo is much better than a night at Fernando's!! By the way I don't know what Fernando's is but I always hear the young ones talk about it so I imagine it is a cool club or something. Fernando is the ex husband of the wife of my ex husband." Oh yes of course! The ex husband of the wife of my ex husband. Yes. I completely understand. | |||
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"Evening all Goooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Joel. Smileyface Eh today has taken its toll on me Anything you wanna talk about? Or shall we dance to Shania Twain's Man! I Feel Like A Woman! Just doctors fucking my dad around but good news he’s out of hospital tomorrow " Your dad coming out of hospital tomorrow can only be good news. | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch I wish I'd seen it. It was weird. There was much talk of wine and a special guest appearance by a gimp mask." I peed myself when she gave him that | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch Why on earth did he go on? The mind boggles! I wonder how many of the matches actually end up in a relationship? I wonder if there's such thing as love at first vag sight?" Of course! Mine's a beaut! | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch I wish I'd seen it. It was weird. There was much talk of wine and a special guest appearance by a gimp mask." You're making me want to watch it even more. What season and episode was it? | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS? No, I'm at my sofa and contemplating hobbling upstairs like an arthritic night flamingo Ah being on a comfy sofa and hobbling up the stairs like an arthritic flamingo is much better than a night at Fernando's!! By the way I don't know what Fernando's is but I always hear the young ones talk about it so I imagine it is a cool club or something. Fernando is the ex husband of the wife of my ex husband. Oh yes of course! The ex husband of the wife of my ex husband. Yes. I completely understand. " I always make sense | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS? No, I'm at my sofa and contemplating hobbling upstairs like an arthritic night flamingo Ah being on a comfy sofa and hobbling up the stairs like an arthritic flamingo is much better than a night at Fernando's!! By the way I don't know what Fernando's is but I always hear the young ones talk about it so I imagine it is a cool club or something. Fernando is the ex husband of the wife of my ex husband. Oh yes of course! The ex husband of the wife of my ex husband. Yes. I completely understand. " I'd knew you'd know. | |||
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"It's very quiet here for a Friday!! I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE IS OUT AT FERNANDOS? No, I'm at my sofa and contemplating hobbling upstairs like an arthritic night flamingo Ah being on a comfy sofa and hobbling up the stairs like an arthritic flamingo is much better than a night at Fernando's!! By the way I don't know what Fernando's is but I always hear the young ones talk about it so I imagine it is a cool club or something. I believe Fernando's is where ABBA went for their holidays?? I think you're right. There was something in the air that night. The stars were bright, Fernando. Damn now I want to watch Mamma Mia and it is 11pm. I don't think my partner can cope with me singing down his ear. " That's just answered the question to what can I watch while hubby snores away thanks | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch I wish I'd seen it. It was weird. There was much talk of wine and a special guest appearance by a gimp mask. You're making me want to watch it even more. What season and episode was it?" I don't know......I'll find out... | |||
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"Evening all x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . Merry Friday night. x | |||
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"Evening all x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . Merry Friday night. x" Hey Jim. Happy Friday. I'm not staying around for long tonight so I'll say goodnight now xx | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch I wish I'd seen it. It was weird. There was much talk of wine and a special guest appearance by a gimp mask. You're making me want to watch it even more. What season and episode was it? I don't know......I'll find out..." S7 Ep1 | |||
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"Evening all x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, . Merry Friday night. x Hey Jim. Happy Friday. I'm not staying around for long tonight so I'll say goodnight now xx" Fair do's. Have a good sleep. x | |||
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"For Kay: Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day" You should have saved that one for the midnight hour. It doesn't matter now. | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch I wish I'd seen it. It was weird. There was much talk of wine and a special guest appearance by a gimp mask. You're making me want to watch it even more. What season and episode was it? I don't know......I'll find out... S7 Ep1" Thank you very much for your naked research. | |||
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"For Kay: Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day You should have saved that one for the midnight hour. It doesn't matter now." Admonished Jim. I feel admonished. I shall keep my e-singing to the correct time of the eeeeeeeeeeeevening from now on. Sorry. Sir | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch I wish I'd seen it. It was weird. There was much talk of wine and a special guest appearance by a gimp mask. You're making me want to watch it even more. What season and episode was it? I don't know......I'll find out... S7 Ep1 Thank you very much for your naked research." You're welcome EJ. I wasn't naked myself, but I thought really hard about being naked whilst conducting the research. | |||
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"For Kay: Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day You should have saved that one for the midnight hour. It doesn't matter now. Admonished Jim. I feel admonished. I shall keep my e-singing to the correct time of the eeeeeeeeeeeevening from now on. Sorry. Sir " I'm only being silly, sing any Abba you want, at any hour. But not late at night at Lemon's gaff. | |||
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"Aww you guys! Just put the biggest smile on my miserable face. Thanks for the welcome, Glad I popped by " I hope you didn't mind my premature ejaculation of midnight related musical lyrics in the pre-midnight hour | |||
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"For Kay: Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day You should have saved that one for the midnight hour. It doesn't matter now. Admonished Jim. I feel admonished. I shall keep my e-singing to the correct time of the eeeeeeeeeeeevening from now on. Sorry. Sir I'm only being silly, sing any Abba you want, at any hour. But not late at night at Lemon's gaff." You should know me well enough to know I'm being silly too I'm gonna go round to Lemon's gaff and sing ABBA at many, many decibels under her window | |||
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"Aww you guys! Just put the biggest smile on my miserable face. Thanks for the welcome, Glad I popped by I hope you didn't mind my premature ejaculation of midnight related musical lyrics in the pre-midnight hour " Not at all, it did make me check the time to see if I had ling enough to find a man for after midnight | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Oh go, me too! Wasn't it awful?? X I turned over and caught the end of it. What a mismatch I wish I'd seen it. It was weird. There was much talk of wine and a special guest appearance by a gimp mask. You're making me want to watch it even more. What season and episode was it? I don't know......I'll find out... S7 Ep1 Thank you very much for your naked research. You're welcome EJ. I wasn't naked myself, but I thought really hard about being naked whilst conducting the research. " It's the thought that counts. I thought about you being naked whilst you thought about being naked. | |||
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"Hey Jim I’m on Netflix again,daddy is in a&e with a dislocated shoulder! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs IKC. Ow, ow, ow. I can't decide if I should use or . How did he manage to do that? Apparently moving multiple plaster boards, he’s managed to put it back but I sent him to a&e I hope he's okay. " So do I as I can’t be with him because the boys x | |||
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"For Kay: Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day You should have saved that one for the midnight hour. It doesn't matter now. Admonished Jim. I feel admonished. I shall keep my e-singing to the correct time of the eeeeeeeeeeeevening from now on. Sorry. Sir I'm only being silly, sing any Abba you want, at any hour. But not late at night at Lemon's gaff. You should know me well enough to know I'm being silly too I'm gonna go round to Lemon's gaff and sing ABBA at many, many decibels under her window " Mamma Mia! | |||
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"^^^He's thinking about him thinking about Nell thinking of herself naked. Kinky " This is almost as convoluted as the ex husband called Fernando situation | |||
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"Aww you guys! Just put the biggest smile on my miserable face. Thanks for the welcome, Glad I popped by I hope you didn't mind my premature ejaculation of midnight related musical lyrics in the pre-midnight hour " You peaked too soon, KC! X | |||
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"Evening Jim and all fab forum people. Watching film SAS Red Notice. From last night hoping to move to Great Yarmouth area. One of three small towns on outskirts. I'm the King of Crazy Golf at Gt. Yarmouth, that Windmill will never defeat me You really are a crazy golfer." Dead right, I play with a Hockey stick | |||
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"^^^He's thinking about him thinking about Nell thinking of herself naked. Kinky This is almost as convoluted as the ex husband called Fernando situation " | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. Had he not looked at porn before? Which channel are you on? Or are you streaming? So many questions!" I watched it on 4seven but it's also in E4. It was his first time seeing one (or 5 technically) in the flesh. He has to step off stage and take a moment as he was overwhelmed | |||
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"Aww you guys! Just put the biggest smile on my miserable face. Thanks for the welcome, Glad I popped by You're very, very welcome. But don't expect me to sing Swedish pop music every time you post." I'm easy, you can sing whatever you want to | |||
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"Aww you guys! Just put the biggest smile on my miserable face. Thanks for the welcome, Glad I popped by I hope you didn't mind my premature ejaculation of midnight related musical lyrics in the pre-midnight hour You peaked too soon, KC! X" It's not something usually attributed to me, but there's a first time for everything | |||
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"Pervy lurker" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caz. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™, you bloody pervert. Smileyface | |||
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"Aww you guys! Just put the biggest smile on my miserable face. Thanks for the welcome, Glad I popped by You're very, very welcome. But don't expect me to sing Swedish pop music every time you post. I'm easy, you can sing whatever you want to " We're all pretty easy, us Nocturnalers. Welcome xx | |||
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"Hello everyone Hi Estella " Hi Nell You good? | |||
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"Hello everyone Hi Estella Hi Nell You good?" Not bad thanks. Trying to stay awake long enough to see the midnight hour. It's going well so far.... How are you? | |||
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"Aww you guys! Just put the biggest smile on my miserable face. Thanks for the welcome, Glad I popped by You're very, very welcome. But don't expect me to sing Swedish pop music every time you post. I'm easy, you can sing whatever you want to We're all pretty easy, us Nocturnalers. Welcome xx" Thank you I may have come to the end of my night tho, really need to sleep. Have a good one all xx | |||
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"Aww you guys! Just put the biggest smile on my miserable face. Thanks for the welcome, Glad I popped by You're very, very welcome. But don't expect me to sing Swedish pop music every time you post. I'm easy, you can sing whatever you want to We're all pretty easy, us Nocturnalers. Welcome xx Thank you I may have come to the end of my night tho, really need to sleep. Have a good one all xx" Night night. Come back tomorrow! Xx | |||
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"I've really got to go and sit down wee." He needs to invest in a Potty ^ | |||
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"Aww you guys! Just put the biggest smile on my miserable face. Thanks for the welcome, Glad I popped by You're very, very welcome. But don't expect me to sing Swedish pop music every time you post. I'm easy, you can sing whatever you want to We're all pretty easy, us Nocturnalers. Welcome xx Thank you I may have come to the end of my night tho, really need to sleep. Have a good one all xx" Goodnight xx | |||
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"I've really got to go and sit down wee. He needs to invest in a Potty ^ " ^^^He made that comment before I did | |||
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"Goodnight and good eeeeeeeeevening to nocturnalers new and less new (not saying old!)" Goodnight | |||
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"Hello everyone Hi Estella Hi Nell You good? Not bad thanks. Trying to stay awake long enough to see the midnight hour. It's going well so far.... How are you?" Finding reading is making my eyes all criss crossy which is annoying as I’m reading Fab book group book and having to put it down. Think I’m probably ready for sleep. I may not make the midnight hour myself! Good luck to you! Stick with it. I’m with you in spirit. | |||
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"Goodnight and good eeeeeeeeevening to nocturnalers new and less new (not saying old!) Goodnight " Oh, I'm still going here. I was just using less internet paper by saying hi and bye to people coming/going in one message. That's what I get for being a cheapskate, eh?! | |||
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"Evening Jim and all fab forum people. Watching film SAS Red Notice. From last night hoping to move to Great Yarmouth area. One of three small towns on outskirts. I'm the King of Crazy Golf at Gt. Yarmouth, that Windmill will never defeat me You really are a crazy golfer. Dead right, I play with a Hockey stick " Jolly. | |||
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"Goodnight and good eeeeeeeeevening to nocturnalers new and less new (not saying old!) Goodnight Oh, I'm still going here. I was just using less internet paper by saying hi and bye to people coming/going in one message. That's what I get for being a cheapskate, eh?!" Ha! Efficient and streamlined | |||
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"^^^He's thinking about him thinking about Nell thinking of herself naked. Kinky This is almost as convoluted as the ex husband called Fernando situation I'm told Jim's mind is a very complex place to navigate " Who told you that?! | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. Had he not looked at porn before? Which channel are you on? Or are you streaming? So many questions! I watched it on 4seven but it's also in E4. It was his first time seeing one (or 5 technically) in the flesh. He has to step off stage and take a moment as he was overwhelmed " First time and five at once, that's not a bad start for a virgin. I'm going to try and find episode and watch it later. | |||
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"Hello everyone" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. I saw your post just as I was putting my tablet down to go upstairs. | |||
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"Evening Jim! I'm watching naked attraction... A virgin guy is seeing vaginas for the first time Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. Had he not looked at porn before? Which channel are you on? Or are you streaming? So many questions! I watched it on 4seven but it's also in E4. It was his first time seeing one (or 5 technically) in the flesh. He has to step off stage and take a moment as he was overwhelmed First time and five at once, that's not a bad start for a virgin. I'm going to try and find episode and watch it later." Brace yourself, it's a bizarre program lol | |||
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"^^^He's thinking about him thinking about Nell thinking of herself naked. Kinky This is almost as convoluted as the ex husband called Fernando situation I'm told Jim's mind is a very complex place to navigate Who told you that?!" Some dude I once met in Shrewsbury | |||
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"Hello everyone Hi Estella Hi Nell You good? Not bad thanks. Trying to stay awake long enough to see the midnight hour. It's going well so far.... How are you? Finding reading is making my eyes all criss crossy which is annoying as I’m reading Fab book group book and having to put it down. Think I’m probably ready for sleep. I may not make the midnight hour myself! Good luck to you! Stick with it. I’m with you in spirit. " Thank you, I can feel your spirit sitting next to me on the sofa | |||
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"Not first again " I did mention you earlier Wonko | |||
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"Goodnight and good eeeeeeeeevening to nocturnalers new and less new (not saying old!)" Sweet dreams. x | |||
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"Hello everyone Hi Estella Hi Nell You good? Not bad thanks. Trying to stay awake long enough to see the midnight hour. It's going well so far.... How are you?" You're nearly there. | |||
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"I've really got to go and sit down wee. He needs to invest in a Potty ^ " I needed to pee in a potty. | |||
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"Aww you guys! Just put the biggest smile on my miserable face. Thanks for the welcome, Glad I popped by You're very, very welcome. But don't expect me to sing Swedish pop music every time you post. I'm easy, you can sing whatever you want to We're all pretty easy, us Nocturnalers. Welcome xx Thank you I may have come to the end of my night tho, really need to sleep. Have a good one all xx" Sweet dreams, I hope we see you again. x | |||
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"Not first again " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Yeah! | |||
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"Hello everyone Hi Estella Hi Nell You good? Not bad thanks. Trying to stay awake long enough to see the midnight hour. It's going well so far.... How are you? You're nearly there." 4 minutes to go.... | |||
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"Goodnight and good eeeeeeeeevening to nocturnalers new and less new (not saying old!) Goodnight Oh, I'm still going here. I was just using less internet paper by saying hi and bye to people coming/going in one message. That's what I get for being a cheapskate, eh?!" I thought turning in before midnight was early for you. I take back my sweet dreams, for now. | |||
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"Goodnight and good eeeeeeeeevening to nocturnalers new and less new (not saying old!) Goodnight Oh, I'm still going here. I was just using less internet paper by saying hi and bye to people coming/going in one message. That's what I get for being a cheapskate, eh?! I thought turning in before midnight was early for you. I take back my sweet dreams, for now." I was just about to say that I'm still here, Jim. I'll post those dreams back in a Jiffy envelope, thanks | |||
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"Goodnight and good eeeeeeeeevening to nocturnalers new and less new (not saying old!) Goodnight Oh, I'm still going here. I was just using less internet paper by saying hi and bye to people coming/going in one message. That's what I get for being a cheapskate, eh?! Ha! Efficient and streamlined " And bemusing to the likes of Red and me. | |||
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"It's 05:55 " It's always 05:55 in Derby | |||
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"Good evening" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again to you, Caz. | |||
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