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By *athan 123 OP Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Tell a lie about the poster above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He likes to run into retirement homes and flash the old ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He likes to run into retirement homes and flash the old ladies"

She hangs bags of dog poo on gates in the countryside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the nobel prize for best scone baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Has the nobel prize for best scone baking "

Has a glass eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dresses hamsters up as characters from The Simpsons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Films the hamster simpson episodes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually the only poet laureate with 1 eye

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Is wanted by the FBI

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

Is an animal farm porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works for the fbi

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Is a Morris Dancer at the weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for the fbi"

Speaks extremely clear and coherent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for the fbi"
works for the forestry commission and wears nothing from the waist down

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Works for the fbi works for the forestry commission and wears nothing from the waist down"

Sleeps in a hammock every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for the fbi works for the forestry commission and wears nothing from the waist down

Sleeps in a hammock every night"
Are the hide and seek world champions (profile hidden)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works for the fbi works for the forestry commission and wears nothing from the waist down

Sleeps in a hammock every night"
Are the hide and seek world champions (profile hidden)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once streaked at murrayfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once streaked at murrayfield"

Once streaked in Croke park during the popes visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps telling everyone she’s Irish

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Once streaked at murrayfield

Once streaked in Croke park during the popes visit. "

Holds the record for most packed of Cheese and Onion Taytos eaten in a 24 hour period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Related to Robin Hood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once streaked at murrayfield

Once streaked in Croke park during the popes visit.

Holds the record for most packed of Cheese and Onion Taytos eaten in a 24 hour period "

Actually almost true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ussr name was meant to be chitty chitty bang bang

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Ussr name was meant to be chitty chitty bang bang "

Once ran on to the pitch at the Hawthorns bollock naked holding a pic of Liz Hurley singing I love you baby

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Once bowled a maiden over...at Lords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invented the Wonderbra

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Collects bowler hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collects bowler hats"

Owns a herd of Goats.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Keeps a goat in the living room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeps a goat in the living room"

Dreams about milking goats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is ranked 37 in the World at Strip Poker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is ranked 37 in the World at Strip Poker"

Is never happy

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Was recruited at Oxford university to become a spy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Banksy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Was recruited at Oxford university to become a spy"

Paints one toe nail with a smiley face.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Is actually one of Jesus's deciples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reheats fish in the office microwave

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By *athan 123 OP Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Is actually one of Jesus's deciples "

She teaches pasta making at collage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is actually one of Jesus's deciples

She teaches pasta making at collage "

Wears a fishnet one-piece under his work clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drives a vintage tractor

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Got sacked for stealing currents out of the buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drives a vintage tractor "
Makes bath bombs with sn earwax melt in the centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rollerblades naked singing old spice girls songs every 2nd Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a sweaty top lip fetish

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

As a birthmark shaped like a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really an angel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won Miss Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got lost in Legoland and smashed a plastic castle to escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is one of snow-whites 7 dwarfs

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Goes shopping on a pogo stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parked bicycles in he’s crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goes shopping on a pogo stick"
Not Irish but great Craic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a sign saying 'wet floor' and thought it was an instruction!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Saw a sign saying 'wet floor' and thought it was an instruction! "

Secretly has a vagina installed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auditioned for Top Gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a sign saying 'wet floor' and thought it was an instruction!

Secretly has a vagina installed

Has two identical bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Auditioned for Top Gear"

Eats his own scabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a pet sardine call Trevor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His belt is made from the dried tongues of his enemies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a pet sardine call Trevor"

Lives in hotels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a pet sardine call Trevor

Lives in hotels "

Never wears socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He ate Trevor with a bag of chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats fish and chips with chopsticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra salt and vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has fake tattoos .

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Eats fish and chips with chopsticks "

Thinks the box his fish and chips comes in is edible so eats that too.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Has fake tattoos . "

Hates anything new and unusual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched the film seven without seeing the first 6 before...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watched the film seven without seeing the first 6 before..."

Drinks Sophies bathwater

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Bathes in custard to stay looking young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bathes in custard to stay looking young"

Hates custard

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Eats wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinks shes a Womble!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Has a dress made of liquorice all-sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Studied origami at Cambridge University

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears Cuban heels now a stetson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats only jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper minger

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Not handy at all

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Had his penis eaten by a butterfly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not handy at all

Was ginger spices stunt double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not handy at all

Was ginger spices stunt double "

Tiddly wink champion 2016

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Hungary hippo world champion 2017

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By *newinkMan
over a year ago

Durham

Phantom flasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffer for hardcore anal porn

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By *newinkMan
over a year ago

Durham

Back crack and sack waxer

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Cannot wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back crack and sack waxer"

Wears disgarded wax strips as a merkin

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By *rewersprojectMan
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts butter on fish fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back crack and sack waxer

Wears disgarded wax strips as a merkin"

She’s second in line for Chancellor of the Exchequer

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Paid the bar bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has no teeth

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Is miss marple

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Collects body hair to make new wigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mills and Boon writer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came second in 2004 Grand National

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mills and Boon writer"

Actually owns a Ferrari Testarossa

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Played an extra in the Peep Show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetarian

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Has a fetish for flip flops

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

Is too fussy about what he’s looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is too fussy about what he’s looking for. "

Bridget Jones’ long forgotten sister who was cut from the films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owns 27 pairs of Doc Martens boots

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Collects souvenir teaspoons

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By *newinkMan
over a year ago

Durham

Stamp collecting couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stamp collecting couple"
2020 world belly dancing champion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is called one wink because he only has one eye. The other was lost playing poker with a crazed accountant called Neville.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can't pole dance at all...It's true

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

poodle hair as a merkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually a wizard

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By *eekibooMan
over a year ago

Northwest

Hates the sight of a hair brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uses L'Oréal.mskeup

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By *rewersprojectMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Has really bad Agoraphobia

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

He watches 90’s karate films surrounded by a selection of crisps & calls himself “Snackie Chan”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has really bad Agoraphobia"
He was on the TV programme Who do you think you are and found out he was related to Dick Turpin Highwayman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appeared in the tv series heartbeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Appeared in the tv series heartbeat "

Part time cowboy, part time chef

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sells old spice

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach"

Has a severe phobia of all head coverings, I mean hats send him screaming for his mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach"
was in the TV show Who wants to be a milliner

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach was in the TV show Who wants to be a milliner"

Sells crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach

Has a severe phobia of all head coverings, I mean hats send him screaming for his mum. "
Run a fancy dress shop that supplies Mr Benn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came first in the lovely cock competion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniffs used flip flops abandoned at the beach was in the TV show Who wants to be a milliner

Sells crabs "
came 2nd in a spelin contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Came first in the lovely cock competion

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is now on my Xmas card list

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Makes mango worm omelettes

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By *newinkMan
over a year ago

Durham

Steals teeth from nursing homes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Steals teeth from nursing homes"

Wears a fur coat in the summer and calls himself susie

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Uses duck tap and gravy powder to augment a nice cleavage

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By *athan 123 OP Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Uses duck tap and gravy powder to augment a nice cleavage "

Works in our local londis supermarket

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Steals his mother-in-Law's stockings to wank in

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

Works at a toll bridge in the booth and flashes people in yellow vans, DHL have banned there drivers from crossing because of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once Fucked Meghan Markle up the arse while watching Match of the Day

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Used their nether regions to separate egg whites from the yolk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used their nether regions to separate egg whites from the yolk"

Preferred lubricant of choice: _olgate

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bathed in cinnamon and paint stripper to fend off the ravages of time

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

He likes to torment little rabbits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has never seen the Star Wars movies as he is a big Star Trek fan.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

Trained to be a nun and is very shy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a hi-vis fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has colour coordinated carpet and curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has appeared on Baywatch as Pamela Anderson body double.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has the smallest boobs in the northern hemisphere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates button down shirts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody's worse nightmare

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By *r G888Man
over a year ago

south Wales

Doesn't own see through boxers!!

Where can I get a pair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not lovehoney

He hates sex judgeing by his photos...lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Not lovehoney

He hates sex judgeing by his photos...lol"

Has a dirty dick

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By *newinkMan
over a year ago

Durham

Likes to me called Mary

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By *newinkMan
over a year ago

Durham

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By *r G888Man
over a year ago

south Wales

"Not lovehoney

He hates sex judgeing by his photos...lol"

I won't be buying a pair of those

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Has 4 Christian names....Gareth Harold Bartholemew Lawrence but is usually called Gary Harry Barry Larry

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

Once got locked in IKEA over night searching for Narnia in the wardrobes

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By *roticusCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Is in the Guiness Book of Records for speed knitting. Three scarves in 17 minutes 42 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has done a advert for sudocream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is only capable of growing a soul patch, the rest is sharpie and camera angles

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Is only capable of growing a soul patch, the rest is sharpie and camera angles"
is a host at one of gorden Ramseys exclusive restaurants thats actually a swingers club for the elite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They hided for 7 days in a swinger club for their honey moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aime le cul sec et la clavicule de genoux

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Aime le cul sec et la clavicule de genoux "

Drives a Pontiac Transam and hates fiat's with a passion.

Also allergic to watermelon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipes her bum on the carpet after a poo, like you see dogs do when they have an itchy bum.

She also licks the air whilst doing it

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over a year ago

"Wipes her bum on the carpet after a poo, like you see dogs do when they have an itchy bum.

She also licks the air whilst doing it"

She walked the entire length of the Great Wall of China in a day.

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

Represented her country in the cheese rolling championships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Produce breast milk for a famous chocolate factory

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ditto "

He used to be Cilla Black's fuck toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ditto

He used to be Cilla Black's fuck toy. "

Sang backing vocals on Uptown Funk

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

Once at every Pringle on the shelf in Tesco and repeatedly shouted "once you pop you can't stop" at security whilst throwing the empty tubes to fend them away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ditto

He used to be Cilla Black's fuck toy.

Sang backing vocals on Uptown Funk"

Referees naked mud wrestling World Series

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By *atandjayCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

He impregnated both of us

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