FabSwingers.com forum: Text a potato

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

So. It's my nieces birthday next week and despite only turning 10 she's impossible to buy for!

I asked her what she wanted the other day and she just shrugged.

So I've bought her a potato with a message on it lol

Although Ive just realised I've paid a tenner for someone to write on a potato for me. Could have done the same for about a quid

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh gawd

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Is it a magic potato?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Is it a magic potato?

From hogwarts itself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jees that is one hellava expensive tattie, hope she appreciates the sentiment, will it be soaked in something to preserve it

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

It's the thought that counts.....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Jees that is one hellava expensive tattie, hope she appreciates the sentiment, will it be soaked in something to preserve it

Well it arrived today and her birthday is next Saturday so I'm hoping it doesn't sprout before then lol

It did come with a fluttering surprise butterfly that goes off as you open the box.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Jees that is one hellava expensive tattie, hope she appreciates the sentiment, will it be soaked in something to preserve it

Well it arrived today and her birthday is next Saturday so I'm hoping it doesn't sprout before then lol

It did come with a fluttering surprise butterfly that goes off as you open the box. "

Have you released the butterfly?

You could have got a rock for about the same price, without the risk of sprouting. What made you choose the potato?

If it has sprouted you could grow it together and that's Christmas sorted too.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Jees that is one hellava expensive tattie, hope she appreciates the sentiment, will it be soaked in something to preserve it

Well it arrived today and her birthday is next Saturday so I'm hoping it doesn't sprout before then lol

It did come with a fluttering surprise butterfly that goes off as you open the box.

Have you released the butterfly?

You could have got a rock for about the same price, without the risk of sprouting. What made you choose the potato?

If it has sprouted you could grow it together and that's Christmas sorted too.

Potato was the only option lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did that for my ex and then facepalmed with the exact same realisation

Although, it went down well. She thought the potato was weird but appreciated the message "Happy Birthday my sexy lil' potate-hoe"

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