FabSwingers.com forum: National Lottery

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Anyone who does the lottery has mental problems.

Let me rephrase. Anyone who does the lottery , KNOWING , that they have a better chance of being abducted by aliens or fly spaceward on a meteor lacks a sense of rationality........

So .... with that in mind gimme your favourite number....... JUST ONE.

Once i've got six I like I'm putting them on...

Your cut is zilch, zero , nada, nothing, niet, nein, nuffin' .........

Ta. Be kind.

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over a year ago

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who does the lottery has mental problems.

Let me rephrase. Anyone who does the lottery , KNOWING , that they have a better chance of being abducted by aliens or fly spaceward on a meteor lacks a sense of rationality........

So .... with that in mind gimme your favourite number....... JUST ONE.

Once i've got six I like I'm putting them on...

Your cut is zilch, zero , nada, nothing, niet, nein, nuffin' .........

Ta. Be kind. "

6 has always been my lucky number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has to win it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"17"

Such a lovely man. We shared the same bed at the sanitorium.

He did nights mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s how many pumps I’d give you granny before I blew my beans

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"26"
Number of centimetres in his cock ........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Anyone who does the lottery has mental problems.

Let me rephrase. Anyone who does the lottery , KNOWING , that they have a better chance of being abducted by aliens or fly spaceward on a meteor lacks a sense of rationality........

So .... with that in mind gimme your favourite number....... JUST ONE.

Once i've got six I like I'm putting them on...

Your cut is zilch, zero , nada, nothing, niet, nein, nuffin' .........

Ta. Be kind.

6 has always been my lucky number"

One third of the Devil or German for sex....

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

7 is my lucky number, but for quite some time i just asked for a lucky dip

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who does the lottery has mental problems.

Let me rephrase. Anyone who does the lottery , KNOWING , that they have a better chance of being abducted by aliens or fly spaceward on a meteor lacks a sense of rationality........

So .... with that in mind gimme your favourite number....... JUST ONE.

Once i've got six I like I'm putting them on...

Your cut is zilch, zero , nada, nothing, niet, nein, nuffin' .........

Ta. Be kind. "

Surely 42, The Meaning of Life. (Thank you Douglas Adams for your Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy).

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"26Number of centimetres in his cock ........ "

No date of my birth 26th October

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

That’s how many pumps I’d give you granny before I blew my beans

8 is the race track of infinity and that is how long our love will last......awwwww

either that or 8 is your bollocks before pumping the breath out of me......

I'd prob die with ecstacy at 4. 2 !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"26Number of centimetres in his cock ........

No date of my birth 26th October

Damn ....... you said October .. means I have to use 10

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Anyone who does the lottery has mental problems.

Let me rephrase. Anyone who does the lottery , KNOWING , that they have a better chance of being abducted by aliens or fly spaceward on a meteor lacks a sense of rationality........

So .... with that in mind gimme your favourite number....... JUST ONE.

Once i've got six I like I'm putting them on...

Your cut is zilch, zero , nada, nothing, niet, nein, nuffin' .........

Ta. Be kind.

Surely 42, The Meaning of Life. (Thank you Douglas Adams for your Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)."

Don't call me Shirley. ( thank you airplane )

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"13

So so so so mean Cede........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"11"

Thanks Peach ...... are they your legs? They look like your legs.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"7 is my lucky number, but for quite some time i just asked for a lucky dip"

Thanks Tony..... if I win you can have a lucky dip in Peach's box

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

NO MORE NOW I HAVE SIX I LIKE

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"7 is my lucky number, but for quite some time i just asked for a lucky dip

Thanks Tony..... if I win you can have a lucky dip in Peach's box

Lol, good luck.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I believe 7 is a really popular so if you should win you may have to share some of your fortune. You wouldn’t want that would you

I’d say 34 who would ever want that number ...it’s so boring and I doubt many would want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18-99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"13

This^^^

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"11

Thanks Peach ...... are they your legs? They look like your legs..... "

88 that's my lockdown legs Crumpster

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"7 is my lucky number, but for quite some time i just asked for a lucky dip

Thanks Tony..... if I win you can have a lucky dip in Peach's box

well well well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone has to win it

except they don’t - if nobody wins we just rollover

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"13

So so so so mean Cede........ "

It's actually my favourite number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"13

So so so so mean Cede........

It's actually my favourite number

Me too. 13 and 7. Then any odd number although 2 is OK. Its an even number but its ok

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"13

This^^^"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

In that case if I win you two get 0.000000013% of what I win.

You read it here !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Nothing......

I won nothing.....

You all owe me £1 each...

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"7 is my lucky number, but for quite some time i just asked for a lucky dip

Thanks Tony..... if I win you can have a lucky dip in Peach's box

well well well! "

I'm so sad Granny-Crumpet did'nt win

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Only do UK loto now at least some of the money goes to do good things.

And you have to be in it to win it.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely do it - but when I do I'm convinced for a few seconds that I'm going to win

Those few seconds are worth the pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely do it - but when I do I'm convinced for a few seconds that I'm going to win

Those few seconds are worth the pound

Can I give you a pound for a few seconds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely do it - but when I do I'm convinced for a few seconds that I'm going to win

Those few seconds are worth the pound

Can I give you a pound for a few seconds?"

For you Sammy it's free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely do it - but when I do I'm convinced for a few seconds that I'm going to win

Those few seconds are worth the pound

Can I give you a pound for a few seconds?

For you Sammy it's free

I wasn’t referring to a monetary pound...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you think that I'd rather spend my £1 somewhere else at least knowing that I'll get lucky with that £1

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please

Congrats don't spend it all at once

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please

I should have done cos I should have put number 11..... but did I ? NO .....

Bloody JenniTV and CeCe said 13 and you know what I thought ..... they are just evil not evil to the core and I put 13 instead....... pfffffffft.... I should have used Peach's legs...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

A chap I know won the Lottery, his wife said,

‘ What shall I do with the begging letters?’

He said,

‘Keep sending them’.

That is a true story, he’s a salt of the earth kinda bloke and he hasn’t changed a bit, if someone didn’t tell you he was a Lottery winner you would never know.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I got a lucky dip tho.........

Fingers crossed !

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By *ustfun 1984Man
over a year ago

exeter

"I got a lucky dip tho.........

Fingers crossed ! "

Guy I worked with got a lucky dip won 1.2 million so good luck

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please

I should have done cos I should have put number 11..... but did I ? NO .....

Bloody JenniTV and CeCe said 13 and you know what I thought ..... they are just evil not evil to the core and I put 13 instead....... pfffffffft.... I should have used Peach's legs..."

Aww bless, but it's not all about the winning, it's the taking part that counts.

(Hides behind the sofa) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please

I should have done cos I should have put number 11..... but did I ? NO .....

Bloody JenniTV and CeCe said 13 and you know what I thought ..... they are just evil not evil to the core and I put 13 instead....... pfffffffft.... I should have used Peach's legs..."

But granny, you have something that no money can buy. My love

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I got a lucky dip tho.........

Fingers crossed !

Guy I worked with got a lucky dip won 1.2 million so good luck

Justin! How lovely. Just for that - If I do win you can have a fumble in Peach's box tooooo

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please

I should have done cos I should have put number 11..... but did I ? NO .....

Bloody JenniTV and CeCe said 13 and you know what I thought ..... they are just evil not evil to the core and I put 13 instead....... pfffffffft.... I should have used Peach's legs...

But granny, you have something that no money can buy. My love

Yeah! That's right and when I am rich, I will have your body too ..... ( love thing that I can't do ) ( bendy fingers type shape )

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I won £30 last night. And no begging letters please

I should have done cos I should have put number 11..... but did I ? NO .....

Bloody JenniTV and CeCe said 13 and you know what I thought ..... they are just evil not evil to the core and I put 13 instead....... pfffffffft.... I should have used Peach's legs...

Aww bless, but it's not all about the winning, it's the taking part that counts.

(Hides behind the sofa) lol"

No Tony, No...... it's not the taking part.... Tell that to Donald Trump

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Lol

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