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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Classic Arnie line in predator.

What's your fav one liner from a movie film ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna make him an offer, he cant refuse!" The Godfather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas , you filthy animals

They Mevin’d me - (bill and ted)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you doing with my truck....and this whale

Free willy

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

You know why..it was outta respect

Goodfellas

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually even now when we disgust each other?

The War of the Roses

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

This is cullingus, and cullingus wants his hand back

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside


"This is cullingus, and cullingus wants his hand back "

Woops forgot to put where it was from (mad max 1)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel the need the need for speed

Top gun

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"I don't think it's nice you laughin'" Clint Eastwood in a Fistful of Dollars.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

That’s right, put it all in your mouth.

Buck Adams - The Chameleon 1989

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.""

Snatch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I have a machine gun.

Die hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up."

Snatch?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get busy living or get busy dyin Shawshank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

If you don't know where that's from you'd led a very dull life indeed lol.

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham


""I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up."

Snatch?

Nope"

Winner here ^^^^

Ray Fiennes In Bruges lol

Although

No No No No No No No from Ben Kingsley is probably a close second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light"

Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Batman

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" Its not a tin of baked beans Avi "

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Clint Eastwood.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s Johnny !!!

Shining

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how:

Rhett Butler

Gone With the Wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.""

He had so many good ones

You're an inanimate fucking object!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"You're gonna need a bigger boat.” -Jaws, 1975.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fasten your seat belts its gonna be a bumpy night! Bette Davis All About Eve

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

One girl I drove throughout 3 states wearing her head as a hat...

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"You talking to me?” -Taxi Driver, 1976

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

If you don't know where that's from you'd led a very dull life indeed lol. "

Is it Good Morning Britain ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

If you don't know where that's from you'd led a very dull life indeed lol.

Is it Good Morning Britain ? "

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” -On the Waterfront, 1954

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

There's a girl in the garden....in the garden there's a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ready man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State-of-the-badass-art! You do not want to fuck with me. Check it out.

Hey Ripley! Don't you worry, me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you.

Check it out, independently targeting particle-beam phalanx. Whap! You can fry half a city with this puppy.

We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, and we got Sonic Electronic Ball-Breakers! We got nukes, knives, sharp sticks...

"Hudson in the dropship down to the planet in aliens talking to ripley and others"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was at a funny angle"

Snatch

"Guns for show, Knives for a pro"

Lock stock

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Nobody puts baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greetings from Humongous, Lord Humungous. The warrior of the wasteland. The ayatollah of rock and roll-a.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’ll never let go Jack, I’ll never let go......

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"Anyone else want to negotiate?"

"I speak two languages: English and bad English!"

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"You call that a knife, this is a knife"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Frankly my dear... I dont give a damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Perhaps you should GET a wardrobe, you abominable twot!”

Easy A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

Classsssss film

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By *egabristolsCouple
over a year ago

penarth

“Well there’s not A literal connection, Dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I give you the shits

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By *ohoMan
over a year ago

Amsterdam,Netherlands

All I got in this world is my word and my balls

And I don't break em for anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uh, you will wash your hands before eating won’t you? - Jurassic Park after Ellie Satler has been up to her elbows in Dino poop

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rita Webb - 'Have you seen my Fanny?'

Robin Askwith - 'I've seen The Curse of Frankenstein, that was frightening enough'.

Confessions of a Pop Performer

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit… it’s the only way to be sure”

Hudson “Hey Vasquez… you ever been mistaken for a man?”

Vasquez “No… Have you?”

Aliens

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You feeling lucky punk? x

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

So, that was of course from The Italian Job.

My other two faves are above… Clint Eastwood’s ‘Are you feeling lucky Punk’ speech and the ‘Messiah’ quote about Brian.

Honorable mention from Clint is (not sure which film) ‘If a man is chasing a lady down a dark alley with a knife and a massive boner, I figure he’s not out collecting for the Red Cross’!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

How can you be so obtuse

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Thankyou

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Classic Arnie line in predator.

What's your fav one liner from a movie film ?"

Same movie, but my favourite line is;

“If it bleeds, we can kill it”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22 Jump Street. “Something coooolllllll...”

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

We are all part of the same hypocrisy governor but don’t think that applies to my family

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction;

“Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead”

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"How can you be so obtuse "
Andy Dufresne

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Saturday Night Fever - Double J taking about David Bowie:

"Yeah, he swings both ways; men and boys."

Frank

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

“I fart in your general direction”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s pronounced Fronkensteen"

"What hump?"

Young Frankenstein 1974

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By *rab74Man
over a year ago

Huntingdon

"Raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water tentacle."

The Abyss

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"“I fart in your general direction”"

“Go away, or a shall taunt you a second time”

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By *aughtiness69Couple
over a year ago

Kinmel bay

"Mr Priminister do not press that button, it's the nuclear launch button".

"Can't we just blow somewhere shitty up like Wales"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I fart in your general direction”

“Go away, or a shall taunt you a second time”"

"It's a mere flesh wound."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make sh*t. Unbelievable, unremarkable sh*t.

Gabriel swordfish.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Vizzini (yet again) "inconthieveable"

Inigo Montoya "you kheep onna using tha worde, I donna theenk eet means whata you theenk eat means"

Winston

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

2 minutes Turkish.

It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago!

2 minutes Turkish.

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By *ozzie Bear 69Man
over a year ago

bedford

Bring out the gimp ( pulp fiction )

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By *ozzie Bear 69Man
over a year ago

bedford

Love that film some great lines

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By *onesome swingerMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. (Robert Duvall - Apocalypse Now)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hooper drives the boat chief

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford


"Classic Arnie line in predator.

What's your fav one liner from a movie film ?"

You sure is ugly.

Colour purple to whoopi Goldberg

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

2 minutes Turkish

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

We've gone on holiday by mistake

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead


"We've gone on holiday by mistake "

Are you the farmer?

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"We've gone on holiday by mistake

Are you the farmer? "

Stop saying that, Withnail! Of course he's the fucking farmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll never let go Jack, I’ll never let go......"

*Immediately let’s go*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”

Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'you want the moon?, just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down'

George bailey

"it's a wonderful life"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You Wanna F*** With Me? Okay. You Wanna Play Rough? Okay! Say Hello To My Little Friend!"

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By *urenutsMan
over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


""You Wanna F*** With Me? Okay. You Wanna Play Rough? Okay! Say Hello To My Little Friend!""

Love your pussy eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You Wanna F*** With Me? Okay. You Wanna Play Rough? Okay! Say Hello To My Little Friend!"

Love your pussy eaten "

Have some respect this is the forum.

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By *ozzie Bear 69Man
30 weeks ago

bedford

Show me the money

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Bye Felicia

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By *ermite12ukMan
30 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? Hell no!”

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By *ad HardcoreMan
30 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Can't remember the movie, and the scriptwriter 'borrowed' it from James Brown, but...

'I might not know karate: but I do know ka-razy!'

Richard Pryor?

Eddie Murphy?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
30 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"We've gone on holiday by mistake

Are you the farmer?

Stop saying that, Withnail! Of course he's the fucking farmer!"

Absolute classic!

“Scrubbers!!!”

“Up yours grandad”

“Little tarts, they love it!”

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By *mmaleiaWoman
30 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering

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By *s10biladMan
30 weeks ago

wednesbury

put the bunny back in the box .....con air

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By *alcon77Man
30 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon


"Classic Arnie line in predator.

What's your fav one liner from a movie film ?"

That was the problem with their plan all along . instead of trying to kill the predator..they should of given him a hug & had a cup of tea with him.

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By *alcon77Man
30 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

And I'm all out of bubblegum..

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By *rumguy1982Man
30 weeks ago

Birmingham

Dead or alive you are coming with me...Robocop

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By *irtydevil666Man
30 weeks ago

bristol

If it bleeds, we can kill it....

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By *ad HardcoreMan
30 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

And I'm all out of bubblegum.."

'They Live', fucking classic.

And they probably do...

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By *alcon77Man
30 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon


"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

And I'm all out of bubblegum..

'They Live', fucking classic.

And they probably do...

"

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
30 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
30 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
30 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles?

I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't ya?

Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster.

A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! Like a western. WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing, waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time!

Well your brother's done a runner

Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all

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By *alcon77Man
30 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon


"No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles?

I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't ya?

Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster.

A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! Like a western. WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing, waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time!

Well your brother's done a runner

Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all"

Tom hardy is always good

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
30 weeks ago

york

Ray, when someone asks you of you are a god. You say yes!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
30 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles?

I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't ya?

Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster.

A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! Like a western. WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing, waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time!

Well your brother's done a runner

Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all

Tom hardy is always good "

I find him quite boring, but I love the characters he plays

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
30 weeks ago

Manchester


"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

If you don't know where that's from you'd led a very dull life indeed lol. "

love it!!!

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By *alcon77Man
30 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon


"No it's not it's a fucking rolling pin. What are you, Fanny Craddock? What are you doing with that? Gonna bake me a cake? Sing me a song whilst I blow out me fucking candles?

I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men. Like Colonel Custer and Geronimo, you ever heard of them? No. Cause you're too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren't ya?

Reg. This lot are fucking nonces to a man, they're fucking nonces. Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster.

A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT! Like a western. WANKERS! Fucking embarrassing, waste of my time. FUCKING waste of my time!

Well your brother's done a runner

Nah he's just genuinely disappointed with you, that's all

Tom hardy is always good

I find him quite boring, but I love the characters he plays"

His character is quite loathsome in the revenant.. brilliant film.

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By *alcon77Man
30 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

These go to 11

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By *ltmeeMan
30 weeks ago

wrexham

I have several

"Listen.... can you smell something?" Ghostbusters

"Well Honey, I'm a little BIFURIOUS" Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

"Strange things are afoot at circle K" Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

"Those aren't pillows" Planes, Trains & Automobiles

"Nii" Monty Python & the Holy Grail

Yes I'm childish

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By *ltmeeMan
30 weeks ago

wrexham


"These go to 11"

Aww classic. Stonehenge section is hilarious.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
30 weeks ago

york

You keep using this word, I do not think it means what you think it means

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By *sWyldWoman
30 weeks ago

Edinburgh

This from The Holiday..

Arthur Abbott: He let you go. This is not a hard one to figure out. Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend.

Iris: You’re so right. You’re supposed to be the leading lady of your own life, for god’s sake! Arthur, I’ve been going to a therapist for three years, and she’s never explained anything to me that well. That was brilliant. Brutal, but brilliant.

I think sometimes we could all use that reminder...

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By *alcon77Man
30 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon


"These go to 11

Aww classic. Stonehenge section is hilarious. "

Probably the most quotable film, for me.

Plains trains and automobiles is a classic too, good choice.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
30 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Ain't no thing like me, 'cept me

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30 weeks ago


"This from The Holiday..

Arthur Abbott: He let you go. This is not a hard one to figure out. Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend.

Iris: You’re so right. You’re supposed to be the leading lady of your own life, for god’s sake! Arthur, I’ve been going to a therapist for three years, and she’s never explained anything to me that well. That was brilliant. Brutal, but brilliant.

I think sometimes we could all use that reminder... "

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
30 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong. You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman, but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood. But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault. I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know

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By *ltmeeMan
30 weeks ago

wrexham


"Ain't no thing like me, 'cept me "

Rocket?

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire

opinions are like arse holes everbodys got one,, clint eastwood magnum forse

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire

force

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By *ustfulbigboyMan
30 weeks ago

North Wales

Doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning. Dom - The Fast and Furious.

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By *yeSureMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow

Police Academy 2, from Chief Hurst: "Mauser, you're the most incredible ass-kisser I have ever seen"

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By *agatoXXXMan
30 weeks ago

Mordor

"No I don't want a fuckin' sweetie!"

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By *ames250122Man
30 weeks ago

Worcester


"Classic Arnie line in predator.

What's your fav one liner from a movie film ?"

Hahahaha when I first saw the title of this forum post I thought I can so relate as someone that falls under that category and was excited to read what others who are in the same post had to say, D’oh!!

Still I love movie trivia, movie quotes and Arnie films so still very love the forum post OP.

Another fav one liner that makes me smile whenever I see the scene is - The Departed: “Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself!”

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By *iddlesticksMan
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.

The prison warden in Cool hand Luke.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Snorkers... good oh

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
30 weeks ago

the vale

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

And I am all out of bubblegum

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By *K herts mMan
30 weeks ago

Fleetwood

If I remember correctly it's Stalone in Cobra. Armed robber holding a grenade says I'll blow this whole fucking place up. Sly says go ahead I don't shop here anyway.

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By *enSiskoMan
30 weeks ago

Cestus 3

Asp's Indy very dangerous....... you go first!

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.

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By *unlovin72Man
30 weeks ago

BARNSLEY

'Listen can you smell something'

Ghostbusters

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By *cotsguyyMan
30 weeks ago

Belfast

Ghostbusters has had a couple of mentions in here already but there is so many lines in it.

Listen! You smell something?

Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?

We came! We saw! We kicked it's ass!

They hate this!

No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.

Sir, what you have there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a Class Five full roaming vapor. Real nasty one, too!

If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

Light is green, the trap is clean.

Yes, have some.

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Where do these stairs go?

They go up.

- Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

- Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

- The dead rising from the grave!

- Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Mother pus-bucket!

No-one steps on a church in my town!!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Why, why us, because were here lad and nobody else.

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By *ingo00Man
30 weeks ago

Cowley

Hey lazer lips, your mumma was a snow blower

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By *inkyRebelMan
30 weeks ago

Swindon

You know we grow copious amounts of ganga? Lockstock and 2 smoking Barrels

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By *ermite12ukMan
30 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood


"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses "

Seriously brilliant film and the sound track is even better.

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By *ikynminnyCouple
30 weeks ago

Blaydon

I'm going to need guns lots of guns

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"

Happy gilmore. Love it lol

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By *orksRockerMan
30 weeks ago

Bradford

Let you guys guess the movie.. no internet cheating

"Get away from her you bitch!"

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By *enSiskoMan
30 weeks ago

Cestus 3

Come on Mr Bond a 70 year old can take 3G.

Well the trouble is there's never a 70 year old around when you need one.

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By *laytonAMan
30 weeks ago

Newport

" Do you feel lucky, well do ya, punk!!"

Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry

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By *irtydanMan
30 weeks ago

Blackpool

go for your guns you sons of bitchs

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By *oublesixesMan
30 weeks ago

Corby

Impossible sir, it's in Johnson's underwear

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By *lfred1000Man
30 weeks ago

lanson

Garland green, the Mariana mangler aka steve buscemi in con air. Classic.

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By *ltmeeMan
30 weeks ago

wrexham


"Hey lazer lips, your mumma was a snow blower "

Only found out last year that the Indian guy was actually a white guy made up to look Indian which is shocking even by those days standards.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex


"Impossible sir, it's in Johnson's underwear"

John Bender (swoon)

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By *onkoMan
30 weeks ago

here and there

Oh no not again!

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By *uctifanoWoman
30 weeks ago

Glasgow

One doesn’t applaud the tenor for clearing his throat ~ Dangerous Liaisons.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Goose you big stud , take me to bed or lose me forever"..."show me the way home honey"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It's a trick! Get an axe!

Ash in "Army of Darkness"

Also...

Listen up, you primitives! This, is my boom stick!

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By *ostAirmenMan
30 weeks ago

crewe

Here 20 quid , god buy yourself a big block of sticky sticky and fuck off back to noddy land .

Or

This glue is for building my model submarines and not for sticking up your noses . Buy your own fucking glue .

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By *herry delightWoman
29 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

E.T. phone home

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Crawley

I said a lever-arch bind file for my fucking correspondence Michael you bloody narner.- Dennis Pennis R.I.P.

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By *obilebottomMan
29 weeks ago

All over

Are you talking to me?

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Crawley

Hey Manny look at that Pelican fly, come on flyyyy Pelican.- Scarface

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By *herry delightWoman
29 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Do or do not. There is no try.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

‘It’s a BOMB!’

Last action hero- Arnold Schwarzenegger

I say it every time I open a new letter or parcel.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
29 weeks ago

Saltdean

“For someone who has elevated fucking up into an art form, this might well be your Mona Lisa.”

Jeremy Irons in The Beekeeper.

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By *own PeriscopeMan
29 weeks ago

the hawkhills

You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!

Tucker McElroy - The Blues brothers

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By *enSiskoMan
29 weeks ago

Cestus 3

It's not the age, it's the milage.

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This is not a job .... ITS A FUC0KING ADVENTURRRREEEEE

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
29 weeks ago

Kent


"Classic Arnie line in predator.

What's your fav one liner from a movie film ?"

"A god damn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me". Gotta love Jessie Ventura.

Same film "I'm gonna have me some fun....gonna have me some fun"

"I seeeeee youuuuu"

Can you tell it's one of my favourite films ever?

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
29 weeks ago

Kent

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn". Gone with the wind, one of my favourite movies of all time.

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By *ripfillMan
29 weeks ago

havant

“You know shit about fuck “

Ozark

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By *tylebender03Man
28 weeks ago

Manchester

Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?

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By *ohntall123Man
28 weeks ago

Biggleswade

Cranberry juice “ you on your period “

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Crawley

There'll be rivers of blood.- Itto Ogami, Shogun Assassin

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
28 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Life is like box of chocolates

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Crawley

Don't take the piss Boris.- Snatch

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
28 weeks ago

My Own Little World

You’re only supposed to blow the doors

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By *rumguy1982Man
28 weeks ago

Birmingham

Dead or alive, you are coming with me

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
28 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?"

"I knew that you could"

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
28 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Don't take the piss Boris.- Snatch"

"Those sausages ready yet......"

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
28 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"they only come out at night, mostly"

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