FabSwingers.com forum: The HARDEST hard cock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My latest picture shows how hard I go. It’s almost ridiculous. It’s poker straight and you could grab it as hard as you wanted and there would be no give at all in it. It’s completely unable to bent / squished. Almost animalistic.

I am either not erect or rock rock hard. There is no in between.

Ladies - Have you ever had a guy flop during sex? What happens if you end up with a guy who has a squishy erect ion? Is it a turn to feel the hardest erection?

Guys - do you have different levels of erection based on how turned on you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yours is definitely the hardest and biggest I've seen in my life OP and I have watched so much porn BTW.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes definitely! Lob on when I am slightly aroussed.

Hard on when I think about you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also floppy cocks are great. I've actually never had a hard cock enter my fanny. I always have to shove it in with my fingers and then clench my fanny muscles to make it hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This comes across as bragging and then also shaming guys who may struggle.

I would rather go with a guy who has different levels of hardness and is a nice person, than a rock hard dick attached to someone with a huge ego.

I have had both btw, and this will always be my preference.

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Wow. So animalistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My latest picture shows how hard I go. It’s almost ridiculous. It’s poker straight and you could grab it as hard as you wanted and there would be no give at all in it. It’s completely unable to bent / squished. Almost animalistic.

I am either not erect or rock rock hard. There is no in between.

Ladies - Have you ever had a guy flop during sex? What happens if you end up with a guy who has a squishy erect ion? Is it a turn to feel the hardest erection?

Guys - do you have different levels of erection based on how turned on you are? "

Look at me

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Yours is definitely the hardest and biggest I've seen in my life OP and I have watched so much porn BTW."

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This comes across as bragging and then also shaming guys who may struggle.

I would rather go with a guy who has different levels of hardness and is a nice person, than a rock hard dick attached to someone with a huge ego.

I have had both btw, and this will always be my preference."

Not at all

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"This comes across as bragging and then also shaming guys who may struggle.

I would rather go with a guy who has different levels of hardness and is a nice person, than a rock hard dick attached to someone with a huge ego.

I have had both btw, and this will always be my preference."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I am being indoctrinated

Your cock needs it's own cult

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By *akjourneyMan
over a year ago

Weston

Yes I do have different levels of erection.

Depends on the situation, sometimes I'm harder with sex, other times it's oral or touching.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like I am being indoctrinated

Your cock needs it's own cult

HAHAHA I don’t laugh at anything online but I did at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a mighty fine cock OP , n I dont even like cock lol

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By *ig9incherforuMan
over a year ago

Welwyn

"I feel like I am being indoctrinated

Your cock needs it's own cult

He is the only member!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I don't like hard dildos (except glass)... from what you're describing it sounds like a plastic Ken dick...

I like to feel a cock throb, not be a stick dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a mighty fine cock OP , n I dont even like cock lol

Haha too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I'm thinking your dick is that great you could end world hunger, unite the nations, end poverty and basically right any wrong in the world with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like hard dildos (except glass)... from what you're describing it sounds like a plastic Ken dick...

I like to feel a cock throb, not be a stick dick

Definitely about preferences.

I understand it wouldn’t be for you. You wouldn’t be my type at all either - no offence taken

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

There was a guy in school called Walshy and he was the cock. He was so hard he took out 3 rival cocks in a cockfest on a local playing field.

So my answer is Walshy. Walshy is the hardest cock in my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol gotta love a RealCarrick thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am either not erect or rock rock hard. There is no in between.

Ladies - Have you ever had a guy flop during sex? What happens if you end up with a guy who has a squishy erect ion? Is it a turn to feel the hardest erection?

Guys - do you have different levels of erection based on how turned on you are? "

I haven't looked at your pics so can't comment.

But.... The guys that struggle with erections or aren't as hard just get a whole lot more attention, TLC and patience from a woman. So you could argue you're losing out. Just a thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your cock have a little crown, to proclaim it king of all cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does your cock have a little crown, to proclaim it king of all cocks?"

Now that's a photo I'd quite enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does your cock have a little crown, to proclaim it king of all cocks?

Now that's a photo I'd quite enjoy

I know you would

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Does your cock have a little crown, to proclaim it king of all cocks?

Now that's a photo I'd quite enjoy

I know you would

Wait till Paddies day. I have a little surprise lined up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does your cock have a little crown, to proclaim it king of all cocks?

Now that's a photo I'd quite enjoy

I know you would

Wait till Paddies day. I have a little surprise lined up

Hoping it's a new surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does your cock have a little crown, to proclaim it king of all cocks?

Now that's a photo I'd quite enjoy

I know you would

Wait till Paddies day. I have a little surprise lined up

Hoping it's a new surprise

Ooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh! That is an impressive cock. I’m not sure if I’ve seen finer and I work for Brazzers.

Have you ever thought about being a porn star with your incredible manhood? I bet you’d make loads of money.

I also understand that you cum with an immense shower of jizz. Wow! That’s so cool!

I think you could possibly be the best person ever with the best cock ever.

You’re just great!!

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am either not erect or rock rock hard. There is no in between.

Ladies - Have you ever had a guy flop during sex? What happens if you end up with a guy who has a squishy erect ion? Is it a turn to feel the hardest erection?

Guys - do you have different levels of erection based on how turned on you are? "

the op talking about his favourite subject again...his own cock!!

just out of interest are you one of the carricks people are writing about on glasgow walls?

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Does your cock have a little crown, to proclaim it king of all cocks?

Now that's a photo I'd quite enjoy

You know what kitty, as a straight heterosexual male with no interest in another man's cock I do believe that's a pic I would like to see too.

I thoroughly believe this legendary cock dressed in a crown could actually be of interest to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact if I had to give marks out of ten for your fearsome weapon id give it 11. Two ramrod straight number ones pointing upwards in honour of your awesome meatiness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“Humour” really is subjective .. this proves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also floppy cocks are great. I've actually never had a hard cock enter my fanny. I always have to shove it in with my fingers and then clench my fanny muscles to make it hard.

I’m probably not the only one that finds that hard to believe. My cock went stiff as a board just looking at your pics

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Can I swap you for mine.

Animalistic grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That magnificent hard straight, cock can double up as a sundial, its a multiskilled cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am either not erect or rock rock hard. There is no in between.

Ladies - Have you ever had a guy flop during sex? What happens if you end up with a guy who has a squishy erect ion? Is it a turn to feel the hardest erection?

Guys - do you have different levels of erection based on how turned on you are? "

Different levels on how horny I am, who I'm with, how much stamina I have left in the tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This comes across as bragging and then also shaming guys who may struggle.

I would rather go with a guy who has different levels of hardness and is a nice person, than a rock hard dick attached to someone with a huge ego.

I have had both btw, and this will always be my preference."

green arrow will show a pattern i am finally learning not to bite on

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

My mate Sid was the cock (hardest) of our school.

Hope this helps

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Meh.... Its cock like. A picture can't show how rock hard it is really.... Hang something heavy off it then I might get a bit impressed

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"This comes across as bragging and then also shaming guys who may struggle.

I would rather go with a guy who has different levels of hardness and is a nice person, than a rock hard dick attached to someone with a huge ego.

I have had both btw, and this will always be my preference.

green arrow will show a pattern i am finally learning not to bite on

Oh for sure. He's very proud of little real Carrick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meh.... Its cock like. A picture can't show how rock hard it is really.... Hang something heavy off it then I might get a bit impressed

"
yea like a car tyre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meh.... Its cock like. A picture can't show how rock hard it is really.... Hang something heavy off it then I might get a bit impressed

I agree. Let's see a video of you lifting a dumbbell with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meh.... Its cock like. A picture can't show how rock hard it is really.... Hang something heavy off it then I might get a bit impressed

I agree. Let's see a video of you lifting a dumbbell with it

Benchpress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHAFT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young chap they called Real

Who asked the Fab forum to feel

If he had a cock

That was just like a rock

They were mostly just tired of his spiel

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"There was a young chap they called Real

Who asked the Fab forum to feel

If he had a cock

That was just like a rock

They were mostly just jealous of his spiel

*The original was pretty good to be fair.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My mate Sid was the cock (hardest) of our school.

Hope this helps

I bet you Walshy could deck him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am either not erect or rock rock hard. There is no in between.

Ladies - Have you ever had a guy flop during sex? What happens if you end up with a guy who has a squishy erect ion? Is it a turn to feel the hardest erection?

Guys - do you have different levels of erection based on how turned on you are? "

Men, we have found our new alpha! Please join me in bowing our flaccid cocks down to this hardest of all members. Praise thee, Rocky McSolidwang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am either not erect or rock rock hard. There is no in between.

Ladies - Have you ever had a guy flop during sex? What happens if you end up with a guy who has a squishy erect ion? Is it a turn to feel the hardest erection?

Guys - do you have different levels of erection based on how turned on you are? "

I don’t see any pictures. Can’t comment in that case

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I am either not erect or rock rock hard. There is no in between.

Ladies - Have you ever had a guy flop during sex? What happens if you end up with a guy who has a squishy erect ion? Is it a turn to feel the hardest erection?

Guys - do you have different levels of erection based on how turned on you are?

Men, we have found our new alpha! Please join me in bowing our flaccid cocks down to this hardest of all members. Praise thee, Rocky McSolidwang!"

If he doesn't change his name to this I'm gonna be hella disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol gotta love a RealCarrick thread.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I just see a prick!

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By *oingdown2Man
over a year ago

angus

Ahhhh, you've scared him off. He's went into hiding.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My mate Sid was the cock (hardest) of our school.

Hope this helps

I bet you Walshy could deck him

Walshy does sound pretty handy taking on 3 cocks at once!!

Is that one in each hand and one up the bracket?

Can’t believe you’ve just made me read a RealCarrick thread to find your post

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I've just been for a look but get a message saying

"this profile has hidden his member"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I am being indoctrinated

Your cock needs it's own cult

HAHAHA I don’t laugh at anything online but I did at that "

Just click on your profile OP

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Honorary bloke (girl with strap on), mine never flops, in fact you can hang a coat on it!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I just see a prick!"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My mate Sid was the cock (hardest) of our school.

Hope this helps

I bet you Walshy could deck him

Walshy does sound pretty handy taking on 3 cocks at once!!

Is that one in each hand and one up the bracket?

Can’t believe you’ve just made me read a RealCarrick thread to find your post"

at one point he had 2 in his face and one on his back

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By *uriouscayotesCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm not looking in case I get pregnant

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

As hard and mighty as your cock may be I have a plain old sheet of a4 thatd beat it in a game of stone paper scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah definitely more hornier and kinkier the harder it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had a coffee and a bun

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I am either not erect or rock rock hard. There is no in between.

Ladies - Have you ever had a guy flop during sex? What happens if you end up with a guy who has a squishy erect ion? Is it a turn to feel the hardest erection?

Guys - do you have different levels of erection based on how turned on you are?

I haven't looked at your pics so can't comment.

But.... The guys that struggle with erections or aren't as hard just get a whole lot more attention, TLC and patience from a woman. So you could argue you're losing out. Just a thought? "

That's so nice. Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just see a prick!"

I am sorry you weren’t my type. No need to follow me around because I said no when I saw your face pics haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’ll teach ya for putting on on such a self absorbed post OP . Jus saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just see a prick!

I am sorry you weren’t my type. No need to follow me around because I said no when I saw your face pics haha "

You are proving my previous statement accurate.

You are not a nice person.

Sure her comment wasn't nice either but this paints you in a worse light than before.

I feel sorry for you that your penis is the only thing you seem to care about

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

A song for Carrick, his rigor mortis stiff member and his wonderful ego....

https://youtu.be/IobNcpiwpSc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A song for Carrick, his rigor mortis stiff member and his wonderful ego....

https://youtu.be/IobNcpiwpSc"

Idea for a thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been for a look but get a message saying

"this profile has hidden his member"

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The HARDEST hard cock - your experiences?