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"not this morning, but twice this week i lost my mojo earlier this year, but it's coming back with a vengeance you have been warned bussy i'll do almost anything for a friend lol " i'd settle for a brew and a shower it's a long drive to dirtymouth u cud always scrub my back tho | |||
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"not this morning, but twice this week i lost my mojo earlier this year, but it's coming back with a vengeance you have been warned bussy i'll do almost anything for a friend lol i'd settle for a brew and a shower it's a long drive to dirtymouth u cud always scrub my back tho " I used to look after the elderly so im pretty good at giving showers, baths, bed baths to people... not bad with a razor either | |||
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"not this morning, but twice this week i lost my mojo earlier this year, but it's coming back with a vengeance you have been warned bussy i'll do almost anything for a friend lol i'd settle for a brew and a shower it's a long drive to dirtymouth u cud always scrub my back tho I used to look after the elderly so im pretty good at giving showers, baths, bed baths to people... not bad with a razor either " Elderly? At 42? Ooh - that's a bit harsh! | |||
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"not this morning, but twice this week i lost my mojo earlier this year, but it's coming back with a vengeance you have been warned bussy i'll do almost anything for a friend lol i'd settle for a brew and a shower it's a long drive to dirtymouth u cud always scrub my back tho I used to look after the elderly so im pretty good at giving showers, baths, bed baths to people... not bad with a razor either " Sorry I had to laugh when I read your response as starting with 'I used to look after the elderly'. Had visions of Bussy in his bath chair. Right I;m off before he reads this | |||
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" u cud always scrub my back tho I used to look after the elderly so im pretty good at giving showers, baths, bed baths to people... not bad with a razor either " as long as you leave my chest and belly alone, shave away ! i'm all freshly trimmed at the mo did me own pubes, arse crack, arm pits and tops of arms and shoulders my straight platonic mate was less than impressed when he came round for tea tho he hadn't bargained on seeing me butt naked and stood in a bath while he trimmed me back and arse that's what are friends are for surely ? | |||
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"not this morning, but twice this week i lost my mojo earlier this year, but it's coming back with a vengeance you have been warned bussy i'll do almost anything for a friend lol i'd settle for a brew and a shower it's a long drive to dirtymouth u cud always scrub my back tho I used to look after the elderly so im pretty good at giving showers, baths, bed baths to people... not bad with a razor either Sorry I had to laugh when I read your response as starting with 'I used to look after the elderly'. Had visions of Bussy in his bath chair. Right I;m off before he reads this " just watch it lady ! don't think i didn't spot you looking longingly at the stairlifts in the back of the sunday supplements | |||
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"I was satisfied last night by myself and now I'm going to get up and satisfy myself with some fresh made pancakes, anyone want some?? " Ice cream and maple syrup please!! | |||
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"I was satisfied last night by myself and now I'm going to get up and satisfy myself with some fresh made pancakes, anyone want some?? Ice cream and maple syrup please!! " Mr Obi Just been have a little peek (perve) at ur pics and your newest one, is that Ryans sock ? | |||
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"I was satisfied last night by myself and now I'm going to get up and satisfy myself with some fresh made pancakes, anyone want some?? Ice cream and maple syrup please!! Mr Obi Just been have a little peek (perve) at ur pics and your newest one, is that Ryans sock ? " Nope! lol Definately mine - and I know that for a fact as it didn't stick when I took it off in a rush and threw it at the wall! | |||
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"I was satisfied last night by myself and now I'm going to get up and satisfy myself with some fresh made pancakes, anyone want some?? Ice cream and maple syrup please!! Mr Obi Just been have a little peek (perve) at ur pics and your newest one, is that Ryans sock ? " WTF I tell ya ! You can't have anything these days. I bet Dave flogged it on Ebay | |||
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"I was satisfied last night by myself and now I'm going to get up and satisfy myself with some fresh made pancakes, anyone want some?? " oh god yes. I need some satisfying | |||
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"I was satisfied last night by myself and now I'm going to get up and satisfy myself with some fresh made pancakes, anyone want some?? Ice cream and maple syrup please!! " After um looking( not perving I may add) u my sir could have whatever u wanted and I will serve it on me Yes I know obvious flirting on the forums is not allowed but I'm happy to take the time out for him pworrrrrrr | |||
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"I was satisfied last night by myself and now I'm going to get up and satisfy myself with some fresh made pancakes, anyone want some?? Ice cream and maple syrup please!! After um looking( not perving I may add) u my sir could have whatever u wanted and I will serve it on me Yes I know obvious flirting on the forums is not allowed but I'm happy to take the time out for him pworrrrrrr " Why thank you! No flirting? Did I miss that bit in the rule book??? Noooooooooooo! | |||
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"Just had a biscuit and still not satisfied! Maybe I am doing this wrong? Any ideas " What kind of biscuit? Chocolate hobnobs never fail to satisfy - especially dunked in a good coffee! | |||
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"Just had a biscuit and still not satisfied! Maybe I am doing this wrong? Any ideas What kind of biscuit? Chocolate hobnobs never fail to satisfy - especially dunked in a good coffee! " For full biscuit satisfaction you need a gypsy creme Failing that, I find some gypsy cream works just as well - and only half the calories ! | |||
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"Just had a biscuit and still not satisfied! Maybe I am doing this wrong? Any ideas What kind of biscuit? Chocolate hobnobs never fail to satisfy - especially dunked in a good coffee! " Actually it was a dark choc digestive. Had a second one to make sure. Just supping the remains of a brew now, and still not satisfied | |||
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"Just had a biscuit and still not satisfied! Maybe I am doing this wrong? Any ideas What kind of biscuit? Chocolate hobnobs never fail to satisfy - especially dunked in a good coffee! Actually it was a dark choc digestive. Had a second one to make sure. Just supping the remains of a brew now, and still not satisfied " Try another one whilst browsing the pics of those in your hotlist! Works for me! | |||
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"Just had a biscuit and still not satisfied! Maybe I am doing this wrong? Any ideas What kind of biscuit? Chocolate hobnobs never fail to satisfy - especially dunked in a good coffee! Actually it was a dark choc digestive. Had a second one to make sure. Just supping the remains of a brew now, and still not satisfied Try another one whilst browsing the pics of those in your hotlist! Works for me! " u can browse mine oss Oh crap there I go again! Have I no shame?? | |||
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"me but only by some serious self loving " Nothing wrong with that | |||
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"Got to wait until tomorrow night " Who ya meeting then, then?? | |||
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"me but only by some serious self loving " lol they say spunk is a moisturser. That must explain why i have very smooth skin on my hands...... | |||
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"Have already been satisfied today " It depends what you class as satisfaction. I would say everyday I get some level of satisfaction. | |||
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"If someone could do me a fry up give me some pain killers and kiss me better. I would be very satisfied " yeah same for me please | |||
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"If someone could do me a fry up give me some pain killers and kiss me better. I would be very satisfied " I am on my way... | |||
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"If someone could do me a fry up give me some pain killers and kiss me better. I would be very satisfied I am on my way... " Don't forget the tumour repair kit. | |||
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"If someone could do me a fry up give me some pain killers and kiss me better. I would be very satisfied yeah same for me please" Hop in the car with Diamond Cute. We can have a group feel sorry for ourselves day | |||
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"If someone could do me a fry up give me some pain killers and kiss me better. I would be very satisfied I am on my way... Don't forget the tumour repair kit. " hahaha I'll cook you can wash up | |||
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"If someone could do me a fry up give me some pain killers and kiss me better. I would be very satisfied I am on my way... Don't forget the tumour repair kit. hahaha I'll cook you can wash up" Sod that I lick my plates clean :-d | |||
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"If someone could do me a fry up give me some pain killers and kiss me better. I would be very satisfied I am on my way... Don't forget the tumour repair kit. hahaha I'll cook you can wash up Sod that I lick my plates clean :-d" I know you would because I am a great cook | |||
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