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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

thought i would start it up again - this time wiothout it being closed half way through

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

how very dare you---somebody shut him down hes a megolamaniac!

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

was told channel was the best perfume - so went to Dover and bottled some seawater

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

was the tin man in wizard of oz

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

wanted to play the dog in wizard of ox so she could lick all the bits

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

wanted to shag toto!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Locked totos bits

Then wiped her bum on the scarecrow

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

tried to be as nasty as the Wicked Witch of the West - now you know where the WWW comes from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps a ferret strapped to his leg under his kilt

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Made a Dundee cake, used their own nuts

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

took home economics at school but failed when teacher found him using his todger for stirring - the severe burns meant he had not been observing health and safety precautions

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

It wasn't the cream he was whipping down at the dairy

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is on a diet of bath sponges

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Dash of Worcestershire sauce works well

Barred from burger king for having the counter staff "her way"

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

still loves the bath sponges - especially the ones that are full of old soap

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Believes that soap is a myth.

Why would anyone spend money on that?

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

believes that tangents are a citrus fruit - but can't see the angle in them

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Banned from holiday inn hotels, ever since the incident with the receptionist and her name badge that said ... 'pat'

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Became manager of the family business after mother "retired"

Do stay at the Bates motel

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

took up ballroom dancing because he loved getting into the sparkly dresses with all the petticoats and frills

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

looks thru the wondows of old peoples home with a telescope

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Lives in a retirement home with wi fi

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Lives in a retirement home with wi fi"

wishes she had such luxury!

won the championship off big daddy

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Got a radio for their car....

Not a bad swap really..

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Thinks his tricycle is like sir Chris hoys

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

likes washing up with furry wristed marigolds!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Keep my wrists warm

Eats the crumbs from the dishwasher

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

His grandfather was Hung.. ...

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...since then they've l had small penis's

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Sacked from making the holes in donuts

Demoted to polos

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

PB is cashing in by writing all the 50 shades parodies..

50 shades of argle

50 shades of only for men

50 shades of gungy undies...

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

writes with an extra large crayon!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can't write. Uses Steven Hawkins speak and spell

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

goes around in a wheel chair to elicit sympathy - and all he gets is to be ignored like most disabled people

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Got mugged for his wheelchair

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

uses his white stick for purposes that could get him jailed

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Believes there is a conspiracy between the lizard people and an ancient sect to make David miliband world leader, their headquarters will be the isle of sheppy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Believes there is a conspiracy between the lizard people and an ancient sect to make David miliband world leader, their headquarters will be the isle of sheppy "
serial toe cheese sucker

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Cheddar is my preferred choice

Once begged David icke to let her give him a bj, he ran screaming "she's one of them! Get me out of sheppy"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Cheddar is my preferred choice

Once begged David icke to let her give him a bj, he ran screaming "she's one of them! Get me out of sheppy""
has a lot in common with andy murray

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Oooh that was cruel

Spreads smeg and fanny batter on crackers at cocktail parties

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oooh that was cruel

Spreads smeg and fanny batter on crackers at cocktail parties"
the only way to eat finger food dont ya know......

sniffs his undies to send him to sleep

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Oooh that was cruel

Spreads smeg and fanny batter on crackers at cocktail partiesthe only way to eat finger food dont ya know......

sniffs his undies to send him to sleep"

I know this thread is meant to be lies etc. but, I have just seen Femme actually do this on cam

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oooh that was cruel

Spreads smeg and fanny batter on crackers at cocktail partiesthe only way to eat finger food dont ya know......

sniffs his undies to send him to sleep

I know this thread is meant to be lies etc. but, I have just seen Femme actually do this on cam

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my secret is out same as yours.....licking the soles of shoes isnt good you know

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Oooh that was cruel

Spreads smeg and fanny batter on crackers at cocktail partiesthe only way to eat finger food dont ya know......

sniffs his undies to send him to sleep

I know this thread is meant to be lies etc. but, I have just seen Femme actually do this on cam

my secret is out same as yours.....licking the soles of shoes isnt good you know

its the used chewing gum and labels that do it for me

now giz a lick of those primarrrrni specials youre wearing

*slurrrp slurrrp

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oooh that was cruel

Spreads smeg and fanny batter on crackers at cocktail partiesthe only way to eat finger food dont ya know......

sniffs his undies to send him to sleep

I know this thread is meant to be lies etc. but, I have just seen Femme actually do this on cam

my secret is out same as yours.....licking the soles of shoes isnt good you know

its the used chewing gum and labels that do it for me

now giz a lick of those primarrrrni specials youre wearing

*slurrrp slurrrp"
another toe cheese sucker!!!OMG isnt there another site you lot can use?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Oooh that was cruel

Spreads smeg and fanny batter on crackers at cocktail partiesthe only way to eat finger food dont ya know......

sniffs his undies to send him to sleep

I know this thread is meant to be lies etc. but, I have just seen Femme actually do this on cam

my secret is out same as yours.....licking the soles of shoes isnt good you know

its the used chewing gum and labels that do it for me

now giz a lick of those primarrrrni specials youre wearing

*slurrrp slurrrpanother toe cheese sucker!!!OMG isnt there another site you lot can use?

just cos I got a life ban from cheeseyfeetanon.com doesnt mean you can name me on here,

the restraining order doesnt count on fab... well not yet anyway. As soon as my solicitors get it sorted, you're out femme, I tell you, you're out!

or should I call you Geoffrey like on your birth certificate?! hmmmmm

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

likes cake that much that Like the queen Has two birthdays a year ...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"likes cake that much that Like the queen Has two birthdays a year ... "

that's not a lie

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

That av is really bum cleavage

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

reallicl likes licking the bum cleavage

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Supposed to be lies

Been barred from the fish counter again, this time for an indecent act with a bloater

I think her name was delores

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

is really delirious most of the time - thinks he is prince harry

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

To the tower with you

Also banned from the greengrocers after being caught drilling holes in the melons

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

Ah that reminds me I got it wrong. You told me watermelons were your favourites - they had the best texture when you entered them

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Ah that reminds me I got it wrong. You told me watermelons were your favourites - they had the best texture when you entered them"

Wouldn't be me, I am into cantaloupes

Has scars from his experiment with an egg whisk and a chefs hat

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

Cantaloupes are just his code for young Thai rent boys

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

[Removed by poster at 04/08/12 21:48:33]

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

was abducted by aliens

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

is an alien who lures unsuspecting men and women into her lair and eats them before regeneratimg them into sex slaves

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Believes that watching star trek voyager is a religious experience

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

his religion is based on how many Big Macs he can consume at a single sitting (all supersized of course)

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Record is 27, I ate 31

Denounced the new prequel star trek series as heresy

Sees deep space 9 as an obscure cult

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

is a sweet goodlooking guy

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

eats raw carbon hoping to turn it into diamonds in her tum

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Keeps small pieces of coal in a penny jar, well you know, one day.......

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

waxes his moustache poirotesque style!

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

has specialist barber come in each day to remove her moustache

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

plays the didgeridoo

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Hates me with a passion, would delight in having a little wee on my grave if she could

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

ive been out and bought a spade!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I wanna be buried at sea, start digging darling

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

is a gay sailor

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

does a voice over for the muppet show

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

[Removed by poster at 05/08/12 16:49:45]

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Never speechless

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

The johnny cash song 'my name is sue ' is written for him / her....

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

not sure why he is on this site - is an unreformed happy clapper g

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

this has gone quiet - is it past its best?

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