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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your brilliant mind? What you up to? Working? Bathing? Eating cheese? Drinking tea? Watching a worse movie than the movie before? Eating pizza? Living in Texas? Living in Florida? Living in Ireland? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever the flip you're doing, share it here. Chat with pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers. You're very welcome here. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the first to reply?!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Cream sir?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Do I get a prize for being last poster on 2 threads?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

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You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm singing with Carol Decker.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cream sir?"

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I'll warn you up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get a prize for being last poster on 2 threads? "

You would, but unfortunately, you don't like my prizes.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I'll warn you up."

Warn

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Eveninggggg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos "

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I'll warn you up.

Warn "

You've been told! Not really, I done a typo.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness."

Definitely my type of bird

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Do I get a prize for being last poster on 2 threads?

You would, but unfortunately, you don't like my prizes."

A Man can change his mind ya know

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos "

I'm a night flamingo. I stand on one leg regularly. It's harder than it looks, kudos to flamingos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness."

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?"

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently."

Nor are polar bears white

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Evening again Batman popped in earlier then had some actual work stuff to do you good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury."

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eveninggggg "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. It's been nice weather for and aquamen.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I'll warn you up.

Warn

You've been told! Not really, I done a typo."

Snog me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Definitely my type of bird "

I know what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Nor are polar bears white "

No way! What colour are they? Re, the flamingo fact. I only read it on an Xmas cracker so could be nonsense lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get a prize for being last poster on 2 threads?

You would, but unfortunately, you don't like my prizes.

A Man can change his mind ya know "

Fair do's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

I'm a night flamingo. I stand on one leg regularly. It's harder than it looks, kudos to flamingos "

Kudos!

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

I'm a night flamingo. I stand on one leg regularly. It's harder than it looks, kudos to flamingos "

Do you enjoy showing off your pinkness.?.. one of the night flamingos defining characteristics apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently."

It's all the marshmallows they eat.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

It's all the marshmallows they eat."

It’s the Percy pigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Nor are polar bears white "

What colour are polar bears? Magnolia?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Nor are polar bears white

No way! What colour are they? Re, the flamingo fact. I only read it on an Xmas cracker so could be nonsense lol"

Tis true about flamingos, they eat crustaceans that have red colouring.

Polar bear fur strands are hollow. Polar bears are actually colourless but appear white due to the light bouncing off the surrounding snow. Fact!

https://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/its-international-polar-bear-day-why-do-polar-bears-have-black-skin-6471188/

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

I'm a night flamingo. I stand on one leg regularly. It's harder than it looks, kudos to flamingos

Do you enjoy showing off your pinkness.?.. one of the night flamingos defining characteristics apparently. "

My face is normally very pink but the rest of me is lily white. Translucent, kinda like a polar bear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

It's all the marshmallows they eat.

It’s the Percy pigs "

By that theory I should be pink, love a Percy pig!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening again Batman popped in earlier then had some actual work stuff to do you good? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I was just about to post, where's Martyn gone? I'm all good, thanks. How long are you working for at the current place?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?"

Very.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Nor are polar bears white

No way! What colour are they? Re, the flamingo fact. I only read it on an Xmas cracker so could be nonsense lol

Tis true about flamingos, they eat crustaceans that have red colouring.

Polar bear fur strands are hollow. Polar bears are actually colourless but appear white due to the light bouncing off the surrounding snow. Fact!

https://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/its-international-polar-bear-day-why-do-polar-bears-have-black-skin-6471188/"

Actually blown away! So if I had one round for dinner they would be blue if they sat on my sofa for an after dinner refreshment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I'll warn you up.

Warn

You've been told! Not really, I done a typo.

Snog me x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very."

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I'll warn you up.

Warn

You've been told! Not really, I done a typo.

Snog me x

"

Cheeky x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Nor are polar bears white

No way! What colour are they? Re, the flamingo fact. I only read it on an Xmas cracker so could be nonsense lol

Tis true about flamingos, they eat crustaceans that have red colouring.

Polar bear fur strands are hollow. Polar bears are actually colourless but appear white due to the light bouncing off the surrounding snow. Fact!

https://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/its-international-polar-bear-day-why-do-polar-bears-have-black-skin-6471188/

Actually blown away! So if I had one round for dinner they would be blue if they sat on my sofa for an after dinner refreshment?"

Possibly, would depend also on your living room lighting and the wavelengths emitting from your lightbulbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

It's all the marshmallows they eat.

It’s the Percy pigs "

Flamingos do have sweet teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

I'm a night flamingo. I stand on one leg regularly. It's harder than it looks, kudos to flamingos

Do you enjoy showing off your pinkness.?.. one of the night flamingos defining characteristics apparently.

My face is normally very pink but the rest of me is lily white. Translucent, kinda like a polar bear!"

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening again Batman popped in earlier then had some actual work stuff to do you good?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I was just about to post, where's Martyn gone? I'm all good, thanks. How long are you working for at the current place?"

Yeah i called to do some investigations glad your all good my friend at the minute the date is all up in the air to be fair not really getting much out of them but atleast untill 30th April beyond that is anybodys quess at the minute mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing! "

You're ready for Shrewsbury.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. I'll warn you up.

Warn

You've been told! Not really, I done a typo.

Snog me x

Cheeky x"

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Nor are polar bears white

No way! What colour are they? Re, the flamingo fact. I only read it on an Xmas cracker so could be nonsense lol

Tis true about flamingos, they eat crustaceans that have red colouring.

Polar bear fur strands are hollow. Polar bears are actually colourless but appear white due to the light bouncing off the surrounding snow. Fact!

https://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/its-international-polar-bear-day-why-do-polar-bears-have-black-skin-6471188/

Actually blown away! So if I had one round for dinner they would be blue if they sat on my sofa for an after dinner refreshment?

Possibly, would depend also on your living room lighting and the wavelengths emitting from your lightbulbs "

It's decided then, I'm gonna put on my disco ball!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Nor are polar bears white

No way! What colour are they? Re, the flamingo fact. I only read it on an Xmas cracker so could be nonsense lol

Tis true about flamingos, they eat crustaceans that have red colouring.

Polar bear fur strands are hollow. Polar bears are actually colourless but appear white due to the light bouncing off the surrounding snow. Fact!

https://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/its-international-polar-bear-day-why-do-polar-bears-have-black-skin-6471188/

Actually blown away! So if I had one round for dinner they would be blue if they sat on my sofa for an after dinner refreshment?

Possibly, would depend also on your living room lighting and the wavelengths emitting from your lightbulbs

It's decided then, I'm gonna put on my disco ball!"

You'll have a rainbow polar bear in your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

You're ready for Shrewsbury."

Totally! Did I mention I've survived a Saturday night shift in A&E too? Hard ass me!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

You're ready for Shrewsbury."

Shrewsbury isn't that bad unless it was my tour guide that made it seem that way you should try living in Nuneaton most of them are related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Nor are polar bears white

No way! What colour are they? Re, the flamingo fact. I only read it on an Xmas cracker so could be nonsense lol

Tis true about flamingos, they eat crustaceans that have red colouring.

Polar bear fur strands are hollow. Polar bears are actually colourless but appear white due to the light bouncing off the surrounding snow. Fact!

https://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/its-international-polar-bear-day-why-do-polar-bears-have-black-skin-6471188/

Actually blown away! So if I had one round for dinner they would be blue if they sat on my sofa for an after dinner refreshment?

Possibly, would depend also on your living room lighting and the wavelengths emitting from your lightbulbs

It's decided then, I'm gonna put on my disco ball!

You'll have a rainbow polar bear in your house "

Well if there was ever a life goal then this is it! Will post photos in due course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening again Batman popped in earlier then had some actual work stuff to do you good?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I was just about to post, where's Martyn gone? I'm all good, thanks. How long are you working for at the current place?

Yeah i called to do some investigations glad your all good my friend at the minute the date is all up in the air to be fair not really getting much out of them but atleast untill 30th April beyond that is anybodys quess at the minute mate "

You've still got some money coming in for a little while, that's good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

You're ready for Shrewsbury.

Shrewsbury isn't that bad unless it was my tour guide that made it seem that way you should try living in Nuneaton most of them are related "

That's kinda like here, your sister's your brother and your granny is your uncle. No wonder folk are nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Nor are polar bears white

No way! What colour are they? Re, the flamingo fact. I only read it on an Xmas cracker so could be nonsense lol

Tis true about flamingos, they eat crustaceans that have red colouring.

Polar bear fur strands are hollow. Polar bears are actually colourless but appear white due to the light bouncing off the surrounding snow. Fact!

https://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/its-international-polar-bear-day-why-do-polar-bears-have-black-skin-6471188/

Actually blown away! So if I had one round for dinner they would be blue if they sat on my sofa for an after dinner refreshment?

Possibly, would depend also on your living room lighting and the wavelengths emitting from your lightbulbs

It's decided then, I'm gonna put on my disco ball!"

Disco bears!

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Well it’s goodnight from me... profoundly grateful to have learned a little about the lesser spotted night flamingo.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Every day is a school day on the Late Late Nocturnal©™ Thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

You're ready for Shrewsbury.

Totally! Did I mention I've survived a Saturday night shift in A&E too? Hard ass me!"

You'll have to be hard ass if you're gonna have a polar bear in your lounge. Disco lights or no disco lights.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it’s goodnight from me... profoundly grateful to have learned a little about the lesser spotted night flamingo.

"

Na night.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"Eveninggggg

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. It's been nice weather for and aquamen."

yeh I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Nor are polar bears white

No way! What colour are they? Re, the flamingo fact. I only read it on an Xmas cracker so could be nonsense lol

Tis true about flamingos, they eat crustaceans that have red colouring.

Polar bear fur strands are hollow. Polar bears are actually colourless but appear white due to the light bouncing off the surrounding snow. Fact!

https://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/its-international-polar-bear-day-why-do-polar-bears-have-black-skin-6471188/

Actually blown away! So if I had one round for dinner they would be blue if they sat on my sofa for an after dinner refreshment?

Possibly, would depend also on your living room lighting and the wavelengths emitting from your lightbulbs

It's decided then, I'm gonna put on my disco ball!

Disco bears!"

Don't give them shots though, they get a bit grabby

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening again Batman popped in earlier then had some actual work stuff to do you good?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I was just about to post, where's Martyn gone? I'm all good, thanks. How long are you working for at the current place?

Yeah i called to do some investigations glad your all good my friend at the minute the date is all up in the air to be fair not really getting much out of them but atleast untill 30th April beyond that is anybodys quess at the minute mate

You've still got some money coming in for a little while, that's good."

Yeah and i'm waiting on an outcome from an interview last week should find out tomorrow or early next week so fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

You're ready for Shrewsbury.

Totally! Did I mention I've survived a Saturday night shift in A&E too? Hard ass me!

You'll have to be hard ass if you're gonna have a polar bear in your lounge. Disco lights or no disco lights."

Ach, he will be no bother. You ever been to hogmanay in Edinburgh? Polar bear on the sofa is nowt!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

You're ready for Shrewsbury.

Shrewsbury isn't that bad unless it was my tour guide that made it seem that way you should try living in Nuneaton most of them are related

That's kinda like here, your sister's your brother and your granny is your uncle. No wonder folk are nuts!"

Yeah its not great its so bad in Nuneaton it was actually mentioned in one episode of two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eveninggggg

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. It's been nice weather for and aquamen. yeh I like it "

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Eveninggggg

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. It's been nice weather for and aquamen. yeh I like it "

Evening mate how you doing? Been a while dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Nor are polar bears white

No way! What colour are they? Re, the flamingo fact. I only read it on an Xmas cracker so could be nonsense lol

Tis true about flamingos, they eat crustaceans that have red colouring.

Polar bear fur strands are hollow. Polar bears are actually colourless but appear white due to the light bouncing off the surrounding snow. Fact!

https://metro.co.uk/2017/02/27/its-international-polar-bear-day-why-do-polar-bears-have-black-skin-6471188/

Actually blown away! So if I had one round for dinner they would be blue if they sat on my sofa for an after dinner refreshment?

Possibly, would depend also on your living room lighting and the wavelengths emitting from your lightbulbs

It's decided then, I'm gonna put on my disco ball!

Disco bears!

Don't give them shots though, they get a bit grabby"

Nobody likes a polar bear with busy hands.

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By *owyouseeme2Man
over a year ago

Medway

Trying to stay awake on my final night shift.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening again Batman popped in earlier then had some actual work stuff to do you good?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I was just about to post, where's Martyn gone? I'm all good, thanks. How long are you working for at the current place?

Yeah i called to do some investigations glad your all good my friend at the minute the date is all up in the air to be fair not really getting much out of them but atleast untill 30th April beyond that is anybodys quess at the minute mate

You've still got some money coming in for a little while, that's good.

Yeah and i'm waiting on an outcome from an interview last week should find out tomorrow or early next week so fingers crossed "

Oh, good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

You're ready for Shrewsbury.

Totally! Did I mention I've survived a Saturday night shift in A&E too? Hard ass me!

You'll have to be hard ass if you're gonna have a polar bear in your lounge. Disco lights or no disco lights.

Ach, he will be no bother. You ever been to hogmanay in Edinburgh? Polar bear on the sofa is nowt!"

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

You're ready for Shrewsbury.

Shrewsbury isn't that bad unless it was my tour guide that made it seem that way you should try living in Nuneaton most of them are related

That's kinda like here, your sister's your brother and your granny is your uncle. No wonder folk are nuts!

Yeah its not great its so bad in Nuneaton it was actually mentioned in one episode of two pints of lager and a packet of crisps "

What did Two Pints say about Nuneaton?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trying to stay awake on my final night shift."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Now. You can do it. We'll keep you company. Smileyface

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jimmy do the shimmy

Naked

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently."

Are you sure about that? Apparently, there used to be pink flamingos in the lake in my local park, and they would have been sludge brown, or possibly green.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening again Batman popped in earlier then had some actual work stuff to do you good?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I was just about to post, where's Martyn gone? I'm all good, thanks. How long are you working for at the current place?

Yeah i called to do some investigations glad your all good my friend at the minute the date is all up in the air to be fair not really getting much out of them but atleast untill 30th April beyond that is anybodys quess at the minute mate

You've still got some money coming in for a little while, that's good.

Yeah and i'm waiting on an outcome from an interview last week should find out tomorrow or early next week so fingers crossed

Oh, good luck."

Thanks mate i never did tell you i found out another interesting person was born in Gratham other than Margret Thatcher Sir Isaac Newton was born and lived just outside in Woolsthorpe

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Goodnight everyone, it's sleepy time for this night flamingo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimmy do the shimmy

Naked "

*Shimmies*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodnight everyone, it's sleepy time for this night flamingo!"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What noise do flamingos make?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What noise do flamingos make?"

Quack

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

You're ready for Shrewsbury.

Shrewsbury isn't that bad unless it was my tour guide that made it seem that way you should try living in Nuneaton most of them are related

That's kinda like here, your sister's your brother and your granny is your uncle. No wonder folk are nuts!

Yeah its not great its so bad in Nuneaton it was actually mentioned in one episode of two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

What did Two Pints say about Nuneaton?"

Louise said shes not see seen such a parade of inbreds since she visited Nuneaton

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Are you sure about that? Apparently, there used to be pink flamingos in the lake in my local park, and they would have been sludge brown, or possibly green.

"

They were probably fed with canthaxathin. Answered my own query.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Are you sure about that? Apparently, there used to be pink flamingos in the lake in my local park, and they would have been sludge brown, or possibly green.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JoJo. I think you're thinking of parakeets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What noise do flamingos make?

Quack"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What noise do flamingos make?"

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

You're ready for Shrewsbury.

Shrewsbury isn't that bad unless it was my tour guide that made it seem that way you should try living in Nuneaton most of them are related

That's kinda like here, your sister's your brother and your granny is your uncle. No wonder folk are nuts!

Yeah its not great its so bad in Nuneaton it was actually mentioned in one episode of two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

What did Two Pints say about Nuneaton?

Louise said shes not see seen such a parade of inbreds since she visited Nuneaton "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube. "

Let us know your findings.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube. "

They sound like Canada Geese.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Am I the first to reply?!!

You're special, you're a ³rd ¹st poster, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay! It's taken me ages to achieve that! Do I get a certificate?

Enjoy the moment, it's a special moment. I'll buy you a coffee, in Shrewsbury.

Isn't Shrewsbury a bit dodgy though?

Very.

You've been to Edinburgh right? I'm scared of nothing!

You're ready for Shrewsbury.

Shrewsbury isn't that bad unless it was my tour guide that made it seem that way you should try living in Nuneaton most of them are related

That's kinda like here, your sister's your brother and your granny is your uncle. No wonder folk are nuts!

Yeah its not great its so bad in Nuneaton it was actually mentioned in one episode of two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

What did Two Pints say about Nuneaton?

Louise said shes not see seen such a parade of inbreds since she visited Nuneaton

"

Very funny series 6 episode 8 half way through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Are you sure about that? Apparently, there used to be pink flamingos in the lake in my local park, and they would have been sludge brown, or possibly green.

"

Pics or it didn't happen! Although shit coloured bird isn't exactly a tourist attraction. If I had a flamingo I'd feed it skittles and see what happened.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube.

Let us know your findings."

Sort of honking/squawking like geese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube.

They sound like Canada Geese."

Do they say Gobble-aay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube.

They sound like Canada Geese."

Thank you very much. Morningstar will understand what flamingos are saying.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Are you sure about that? Apparently, there used to be pink flamingos in the lake in my local park, and they would have been sludge brown, or possibly green.

Pics or it didn't happen! Although shit coloured bird isn't exactly a tourist attraction. If I had a flamingo I'd feed it skittles and see what happened."

I was sceptical but a lot of old people on the group said they were there. The pinkness comes from a special chemical in algae and shrimps and zoos feed it to flamingos cos grey birds are boring.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube.

They sound like Canada Geese.

Thank you very much. Morningstar will understand what flamingos are saying."

I don't think they have a French Accent though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube.

They sound like Canada Geese.

Do they say Gobble-aay?

"

Nah, gobble-aboot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube.

They sound like Canada Geese.

Thank you very much. Morningstar will understand what flamingos are saying.

I don't think they have a French Accent though."

I didn't think of that, he can't speak to the flamingos. Shame.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I don't think they have a French Accent though."

You need to speak to F&B, apparently he knows where Calais is

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

On this day 5 years ago what happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know about these perverse night flamingos

They're all statuesque and love showing off their pinkness.

Flamingoes aren't naturally pink. They are white but turn pink because of the food they eat apparently.

Are you sure about that? Apparently, there used to be pink flamingos in the lake in my local park, and they would have been sludge brown, or possibly green.

Pics or it didn't happen! Although shit coloured bird isn't exactly a tourist attraction. If I had a flamingo I'd feed it skittles and see what happened.

I was sceptical but a lot of old people on the group said they were there. The pinkness comes from a special chemical in algae and shrimps and zoos feed it to flamingos cos grey birds are boring. "

I'm sporting flecks of grey and most definitely am not a boring bird! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube.

They sound like Canada Geese.

Thank you very much. Morningstar will understand what flamingos are saying.

I don't think they have a French Accent though."

Surely French-canadian flamingos have a twang?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?"

I had a cup of tea.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea."

With a flamingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo"

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo"

Pretty Flamingo - Manfred Mann

www.youtube.com/watch?v=28_gnIoXAnA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo"

Sure, why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Sure, why not."

AND an otter cause otters are awesome and they have wee hands that can hold a teacup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!"

They stick their pinkies out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Sure, why not.

AND an otter cause otters are awesome and they have wee hands that can hold a teacup."

We like otters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!

They stick their pinkies out."

Naturally...it's just etiquette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Sure, why not.

AND an otter cause otters are awesome and they have wee hands that can hold a teacup.

We like otters."

I've actually met and cuddled several otters. Best day ever!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Sure, why not.

AND an otter cause otters are awesome and they have wee hands that can hold a teacup.

We like otters.

I've actually met and cuddled several otters. Best day ever!!"

No way.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!"

Fuck off, I saw one giving it large while he was supping a can of Special Brew!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!

Fuck off, I saw one giving it large while he was supping a can of Special Brew! "

My next username will be Amber Flamingo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A cool AF username. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Sure, why not.

AND an otter cause otters are awesome and they have wee hands that can hold a teacup.

We like otters.

I've actually met and cuddled several otters. Best day ever!!

No way."

It's true and I can prove it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Sure, why not.

AND an otter cause otters are awesome and they have wee hands that can hold a teacup.

We like otters.

I've actually met and cuddled several otters. Best day ever!!

No way.

It's true and I can prove it!"

I believe you. I said no way in a that's awesome way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!

Fuck off, I saw one giving it large while he was supping a can of Special Brew! "

Must be a Shrewsbury Flamingo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!

Fuck off, I saw one giving it large while he was supping a can of Special Brew!

Must be a Shrewsbury Flamingo "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Sure, why not.

AND an otter cause otters are awesome and they have wee hands that can hold a teacup.

We like otters.

I've actually met and cuddled several otters. Best day ever!!

No way.

It's true and I can prove it!

I believe you. I said no way in a that's awesome way."

Best day ever! Even if I did have to drive to the arse end of nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!

Fuck off, I saw one giving it large while he was supping a can of Special Brew!

My next username will be Amber Flamingo."

I can just see you with a feather board and long flowing ginger locks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!

Fuck off, I saw one giving it large while he was supping a can of Special Brew!

My next username will be Amber Flamingo.

I can just see you with a feather board and long flowing ginger locks "

Just need some hair dye.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

He wants to dye his hair Pink ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's got a big clock. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!

Fuck off, I saw one giving it large while he was supping a can of Special Brew!

My next username will be Amber Flamingo.

I can just see you with a feather board and long flowing ginger locks

Just need some hair dye."

I dye my hair all the time! Got any colour you need!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I don't think they have a French Accent though.

You need to speak to F&B, apparently he knows where Calais is "

That's where the boats taking watermelon to France Dock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!

Fuck off, I saw one giving it large while he was supping a can of Special Brew!

My next username will be Amber Flamingo.

I can just see you with a feather board and long flowing ginger locks

Just need some hair dye.

I dye my hair all the time! Got any colour you need!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think they have a French Accent though.

You need to speak to F&B, apparently he knows where Calais is

That's where the boats taking watermelon to France Dock."

He likes them fresh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!

Fuck off, I saw one giving it large while he was supping a can of Special Brew!

My next username will be Amber Flamingo.

I can just see you with a feather board and long flowing ginger locks

Just need some hair dye.

I dye my hair all the time! Got any colour you need!

"

We can do pride hair too, think you could totally rock it!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube.

They sound like Canada Geese.

Thank you very much. Morningstar will understand what flamingos are saying.

I don't think they have a French Accent though.

Surely French-canadian flamingos have a twang?"

Only if they are from Quebec.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 5 years ago what happened?

I had a cup of tea.

With a flamingo

Flamingos only drink Earl Grey, fact!

Fuck off, I saw one giving it large while he was supping a can of Special Brew!

My next username will be Amber Flamingo.

I can just see you with a feather board and long flowing ginger locks

Just need some hair dye.

I dye my hair all the time! Got any colour you need!

We can do pride hair too, think you could totally rock it!"

Totally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube.

They sound like Canada Geese.

Thank you very much. Morningstar will understand what flamingos are saying.

I don't think they have a French Accent though.

Surely French-canadian flamingos have a twang?

Only if they are from Quebec. "

I've actually been there, really great Chinese food but never saw any flamingos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What noise do flamingos make?

I think they gobble.

Or maybe gabble.

I'm looking on YouTube.

They sound like Canada Geese.

Thank you very much. Morningstar will understand what flamingos are saying.

I don't think they have a French Accent though.

Surely French-canadian flamingos have a twang?

Only if they are from Quebec.

I've actually been there, really great Chinese food but never saw any flamingos "

Well Montreal, didn't like weird fish things they eat there though!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyway folks, I'm gonna hit the sack, catch you all laters x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway folks, I'm gonna hit the sack, catch you all laters x "

Nah night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm hungry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway folks, I'm gonna hit the sack, catch you all laters x "

I hope you're having wet dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm watching Stella on Babestation. I can see her roots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hungry."

I have galaxy salted caramel chocolate or can make you toast and jam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm watching Stella on Babestation. I can see her roots."

At least she has them like the rest of us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm hungry.

I have galaxy salted caramel chocolate or can make you toast and jam?"

Some plain buttered toast would be nice. Marmite if you've got some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm watching Stella on Babestation. I can see her roots.

At least she has them like the rest of us!"

I like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hungry.

I have galaxy salted caramel chocolate or can make you toast and jam?

Some plain buttered toast would be nice. Marmite if you've got some."

Really? I have marmite with gold flecks in it that I got as a secret Santa present 4 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm watching Stella on Babestation. I can see her roots.

At least she has them like the rest of us!

I like them."

Jim likes the cooncil look - noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm hungry.

I have galaxy salted caramel chocolate or can make you toast and jam?

Some plain buttered toast would be nice. Marmite if you've got some.

Really? I have marmite with gold flecks in it that I got as a secret Santa present 4 years ago"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's only 288 days until Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only 288 days until Christmas. "

Oh well in that case no point starting the diet so close to Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1894 Coca-Cola is sold in bottles for the first time in a sweet shop in Vicksburg, Mississippi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's only 288 days until Christmas.

Oh well in that case no point starting the diet so close to Christmas "

I wouldn't have thought so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1922 Jack Kerouac was born.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1894 Coca-Cola is sold in bottles for the first time in a sweet shop in Vicksburg, Mississippi."

Today is National Girl Scout Day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1881 Andrew Watson made his Scotland debut and became the world's first black international football player. Andrew Watson also captained the team.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On this day 1894 Coca-Cola is sold in bottles for the first time in a sweet shop in Vicksburg, Mississippi.

Today is National Girl Scout Day

"

Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1969 Paul McCartney and Linda Eastman got married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaimie Alexander (ooft) was born on this day in 1984

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaimie Alexander (ooft) was born on this day in 1984"

Happy birthday, Jaimie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaimie Alexander (ooft) was born on this day in 1984

Happy birthday, Jaimie!"

And Liza Manelli (check spelling) not 1984 though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty talk wanted. Pm me if interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Graham Coxon's birthday today. Happy birthday, Graham!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Foster. I hope you find someone to talk dirty with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaimie Alexander (ooft) was born on this day in 1984

Happy birthday, Jaimie!

And Liza Manelli (check spelling) not 1984 though"

Happy birthday, Liza Minnelli!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's Graham Coxon's birthday today. Happy birthday, Graham!"

Happy birthday Graham! Pete Doherty's birthday too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's Graham Coxon's birthday today. Happy birthday, Graham!

Happy birthday Graham! Pete Doherty's birthday too."

Happy 42, Pete!

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east

Ken is 60 today (barbies booty call)

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ken is 60 today (barbies booty call)

Xxx"

Ken doesn't have a willy though! Not dick shaming but it would be handy for a booth call x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*booty

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"*booty"

This is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*booty

This is true "

To be fair Ken looks a bit wishy washy, rather have action man any day!

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"*booty

This is true

To be fair Ken looks a bit wishy washy, rather have action man any day! "

Maybe they should do a limited edition 60th anniversary barbie and Ken swingers edition

Man him up a bit xx

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Joke for ya, why isit barbie cant get pregnant??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*booty

This is true

To be fair Ken looks a bit wishy washy, rather have action man any day!

Maybe they should do a limited edition 60th anniversary barbie and Ken swingers edition

Man him up a bit xx "

.

Sounds like a plan! Although, they should have collectable "friends" and accessories x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joke for ya, why isit barbie cant get pregnant?? "

Because she's made of plastic? Lol

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By *somemoresomeCouple
over a year ago

south east


"*booty

This is true

To be fair Ken looks a bit wishy washy, rather have action man any day!

Maybe they should do a limited edition 60th anniversary barbie and Ken swingers edition

Man him up a bit xx .

Sounds like a plan! Although, they should have collectable "friends" and accessories x"

Well action man would make a special appearance

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"Joke for ya, why isit barbie cant get pregnant??

Because she's made of plastic? Lol"

He cums in a different box

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