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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a post of appreciation of her stunning figure.. wow

I'm sure it has not only my mind racing with thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this was on Twitter I’d expect people to say ‘she’s not gonna shag you mate” but as this is Fab, and a fuck site, she actually might!

Good luck my friend, I hope she sees this thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I could only dream, aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

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By *alleyboy345Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh ragh indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

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well you do count!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

well you do count!!"

I would never be presumptuous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

well you do count!!

I would never be presumptuous

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and I wouldn't normally shout out the obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the strangest bones right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now"

That would be your thigh bone right?

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over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

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damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

And strongest! Hopefully somewhat straight too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

And strongest! Hopefully somewhat straight too

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ok, so it's pretty straight. It has been broken once though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was"

Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

And strongest! Hopefully somewhat straight too

My brain auto corrected that to strongest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange "
this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

And strongest! Hopefully somewhat straight too

My brain auto corrected that to strongest

You were a step ahead KinkyLips, foreseeing what was the intended message : )

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over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

Haha I actually read that as strongest. I’m pretty sure your thigh bone isn’t strange this has not gone according to plan, I am now going to spend the rest of the evening wondering if I have a wonky femur.....

It's killed the erection I may have been working on..."

Get the x-rays out

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over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on..."

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

And strongest! Hopefully somewhat straight too

My brain auto corrected that to strongest

You were a step ahead KinkyLips, foreseeing what was the intended message : )"

I will take that and say it is…. More the fact I don’t pay attention to what I’m reading

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over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

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over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

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only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...

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over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed out on something here

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over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

Hmm not sure I’m that kind though

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over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

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over a year ago

"It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist..."

Then you'll have thorns to contend with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

Hmm not sure I’m that kind though

Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end!

no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist..."

Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

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over a year ago

"It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...

Then you'll have thorns to contend with."
I am very thick skinned .

Pain is weakness leaving the body....or arthritis... I forget which these days

Either way I guess I shall spend the evening horny or thorny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

Hmm not sure I’m that kind though

Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end!

no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe."

I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...

Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

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I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

Hmm not sure I’m that kind though

Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end!

no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe."
only 20 kg... my boots weigh more than that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

Hmm not sure I’m that kind though

Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end!

no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.

I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally

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you want what where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...

Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower"

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

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over a year ago

" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...

Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

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I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...

Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower"

I think you need to share your ball sketch with the class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...

Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

I think you need to share your ball sketch with the class"
oh do you now .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

Hmm not sure I’m that kind though

Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end!

no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.

I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally

you want what where?"

Haha that was meant for the lady

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over a year ago

" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...

Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes"

You crack far too easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

Hmm not sure I’m that kind though

Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end!

no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.

I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally

you want what where?

Haha that was meant for the lady

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I know it's a bit chilly n all but that's a little harsh....,I am a grower ..honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...

Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes

You crack far too easily

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you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....

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over a year ago

" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...

Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes

You crack far too easily

you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours...."

You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

Hmm not sure I’m that kind though

Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end!

no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.

I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally

you want what where?

Haha that was meant for the lady

I know it's a bit chilly n all but that's a little harsh....,I am a grower ..honest"

I have seen some really small penises but one that looks like a lady’s flower (putting that nicely) I have not……. I want to see, I want to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

there is me now wondering if you are limping like Quasimodo. Not that there is anything wrong with that

only because of the horrific blue balls .... I should have been a florist...

Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes

You crack far too easily

you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....

You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )"
aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.

I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .

Also

What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

Hmm not sure I’m that kind though

Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end!

no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.

I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally

you want what where?

Haha that was meant for the lady

I know it's a bit chilly n all but that's a little harsh....,I am a grower ..honest

I have seen some really small penises but one that looks like a lady’s flower (putting that nicely) I have not……. I want to see, I want to see

"
do I win a prize for actually convincing a beautiful lady to ask to see my penis...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes

You crack far too easily

you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....

You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.

I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .

Also

What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend"

All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted

Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding dong you are stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes

You crack far too easily

you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....

You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.

I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .

Also

What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend

All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted

Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful."
my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...

I think I have cracked it tonight though......

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

She is a very attractive woman iv always been an admirer to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

Oh of course it is..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the strangest bones right now

That would be your thigh bone right?

damn auto carrots...

It's would make walking tricky if it was

It's killed the erection I may have been working on...

Get the x-rays out

He needs a splint on the femur and the erection

I've got a feeling that erection will be returning with you at the bedside KL, splinting, wrapping and moulding

Hmm not sure I’m that kind though

Just add 20kg to the traction KL .... that'll straighten him out no end!

no one would mistake you for kind then, hehe.

I’m loving your thinking…. Right up my ally

you want what where?

Haha that was meant for the lady

I know it's a bit chilly n all but that's a little harsh....,I am a grower ..honest

I have seen some really small penises but one that looks like a lady’s flower (putting that nicely) I have not……. I want to see, I want to see

do I win a prize for actually convincing a beautiful lady to ask to see my penis..."

If it looks like a “normal” penis I will be very disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes

You crack far too easily

you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....

You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.

I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .

Also

What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend

All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted

Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful.my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...

I think I have cracked it tonight though......

Have you only one arm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding dong you are stunning "

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Wowee. Straight on the hotlist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And she certainly knows how to rock a QOTSA t-shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding dong you are stunning

You’re back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And she certainly knows how to rock a QOTSA t-shirt

My favourite band, I have to wear it well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding dong you are stunning

You’re back

Hello sexy lady…. I am ish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes front!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Cracking tits

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

Oh of course it is..

Well thank you for the compliment

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

She’s a beautiful woman, lovely inside and out! Stunning figure xx

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over a year ago

"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes

You crack far too easily

you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....

You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.

I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .

Also

What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend

All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted

Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful.my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...

I think I have cracked it tonight though......

Have you only one arm? "
nope I have two I promise, at time however I had been guilty of an accident leaving right arm in a cast including fingers left shoulder separated... cracked chest plate,and a broken neck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes

You crack far too easily

you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....

You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.

I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .

Also

What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend

All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted

Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful.my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...

I think I have cracked it tonight though......

Have you only one arm? nope I have two I promise, at time however I had been guilty of an accident leaving right arm in a cast including fingers left shoulder separated... cracked chest plate,and a broken neck..."

Ouch…. That sounds rather uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding dong you are stunning

You’re back

Hello sexy lady…. I am ish."

Lovely to see you, hope you’re ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She’s a beautiful woman, lovely inside and out! Stunning figure xx"

Thank you gorgeous, right back at you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If not…it should be, so beautiful x

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over a year ago

"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes

You crack far too easily

you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....

You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.

I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .

Also

What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend

All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted

Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful.my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...

I think I have cracked it tonight though......

Ouch…. That sounds rather uncomfortable "
hence 6 months of blue balls...

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Omg op kinkylips is amazing

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over a year ago

"Now we talking balls or bells because I like sniffing blue bells, balls not so much

I wish you had mentioned that before I got the biro out.... it was well creative too. Actually looks like a flower

Were you colouring your balls in with a blue bic pen

perchance sketching a field of blue bells to nose dive in

I can neither confirm nor deny as to the alleged activities suggested by the prosecution....

But yes

You crack far too easily

you would think so, I just think if I stuck to SOP you would get board before 72 hours....

You're being too kind, anything beyond 12hrs is an achievement. Thanks for the thought though : )aye, life is farrrrr toowoomba short.

I prefere to get to the bar as quickly as possible .

Also

What's good for removing permanent ink...asking for a friend

All suggestions result in the removal of couple layers of skin at least. Oucha! Not for the faint hearted

Either that or embracing permanent blue balls is another option - potentially more harmful.my record was 6 months, that was a shitty time indeed. Broken wrist and dislocated shoulder ...

I think I have cracked it tonight though......

Ouch…. That sounds rather uncomfortable hence 6 months of blue balls..."

I now have sympathy for those blue balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If not…it should be, so beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If not…it should be, so beautiful x

Truly making my night…I’m loving your body x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh hello! Welcome back, always great to see one of the good ones return.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

She has an incredible figure and a gorgeous smile. Seems like a lovely personality as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky lips, one of the most stunning if not THE most stunning women on here.

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

"Kinky lips, one of the most stunning if not THE most stunning women on here."

She's definitely in the top 5 but if say she without a doubt has the best tits

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over a year ago

"Kinky lips, one of the most stunning if not THE most stunning women on here.

She's definitely in the top 5 but if say she without a doubt has the best tits"

She has been at the top of my hotlist for ages, glad she is active after a short break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I'd probably give her one.

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over a year ago

Right that’s enough, thank you all for the lovely comments it makes me feel quite uncomfortable as I’m not all that and a bag of chips and I don’t want my ego bigger than my boobs thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, I'd probably give her one."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, I'd probably give her one.

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.

Now that is fashionably late!

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over a year ago

"Right that’s enough, thank you all for the lovely comments it makes me feel quite uncomfortable as I’m not all that and a bag of chips and I don’t want my ego bigger than my boobs thank you

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your definetly a 4 out of 10.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I’m not all that and a bag of chips

One of my fav sayings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna throw "sassycitygirl" into the ring for best lips. There's a pic on her profile that you could sell in the shops - one of those classics like the tennis player scratching her arse. It's the most dirty looking face I've ever seen - screaming sex, honestly something to be seen!!

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over a year ago

"Right that’s enough, thank you all for the lovely comments it makes me feel quite uncomfortable as I’m not all that and a bag of chips and I don’t want my ego bigger than my boobs thank you

your definetly a 4 out of 10.

I’m happy with that

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over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.

Now that is fashionably late! "

Why didn’t I think of that

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over a year ago

"I’m not all that and a bag of chips

One of my fav sayings.

Great isn’t it

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over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.

Now that is fashionably late!

Why didn’t I think of that

Please may I come ?

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over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.

Now that is fashionably late!

Why didn’t I think of that

Please may I come ?

Always welcome to any party

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.

Now that is fashionably late!

Why didn’t I think of that

Please may I come ?

Always welcome to any party

Can I come? I'll bring the bag of chips. Might have to bring a few to be fair.

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over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.

Now that is fashionably late!

Why didn’t I think of that

Please may I come ?

Always welcome to any party

Can I come? I'll bring the bag of chips. Might have to bring a few to be fair. "

I asked first

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over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.

Now that is fashionably late!

Why didn’t I think of that

Please may I come ?

Always welcome to any party

Can I come? I'll bring the bag of chips. Might have to bring a few to be fair.

I asked first

I'd bring chips for you too!

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over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.

Now that is fashionably late!

Why didn’t I think of that

Please may I come ?

Always welcome to any party

Can I come? I'll bring the bag of chips. Might have to bring a few to be fair.

I asked first

If you bring cake you are at the front of the queue

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over a year ago

"Right that’s enough, thank you all for the lovely comments it makes me feel quite uncomfortable as I’m not all that and a bag of chips and I don’t want my ego bigger than my boobs thank you

your definetly a 4 out of 10.

I’m happy with that

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that's what raises you above.

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over a year ago

"Is this me? I’m a bit late to the party

If you'd waited another 10 days, we could have an anniversary party for this thread.

Now that is fashionably late!

Why didn’t I think of that

Please may I come ?

Always welcome to any party

Can I come? I'll bring the bag of chips. Might have to bring a few to be fair.

I asked first

If you bring cake you are at the front of the queue "

Deal

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over a year ago

"Right that’s enough, thank you all for the lovely comments it makes me feel quite uncomfortable as I’m not all that and a bag of chips and I don’t want my ego bigger than my boobs thank you

your definetly a 4 out of 10.

I’m happy with that

that's what raises you above. "

Nope nope you can’t change… 4 is good for me

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over a year ago

"Right that’s enough, thank you all for the lovely comments it makes me feel quite uncomfortable as I’m not all that and a bag of chips and I don’t want my ego bigger than my boobs thank you

your definetly a 4 out of 10.

I’m happy with that

that's what raises you above.

Nope nope you can’t change… 4 is good for me "
shhhh it's OK....

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