FabSwingers.com forum: Naked Chinese for the not so posh one

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Evening loungers.

Me mate NSP needs some smiles so here I am

I've created quite the concept off the back of our decision to order a Chinese for dinner, cos well, it's been a tough old day!

So I've a curiosity...

A question...

What's your favourite dish from the Chinese? And whom would you like to feed it to you in the buff? Anyone at all but the more numerous your answer, the better!

Don't let me down...

Make her laugh!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I ordered Hemsworth, Chris as my naked feeder. You can watch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ordered Hemsworth, Chris as my naked feeder. You can watch."

I'll take Zac Efron into the other room...you can have Hemsworth this once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?"

And NSP can bring in the pineapple fritters for afters

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'd quite happily share a crispy chilli beef with Natalie Portman. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt and chilli squid, fed to me by Chris Hemsworth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason Momoa can come feed me his battered balls naked anyday

I wouldn't mind sucking on a sticky rib either

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Posh, Haze, Ivy.

You ladies have got it on the brain.

Chinese that is......

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Jennie, Angel.

Don't encourage these 3 please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll skip straight to being fed pineapple fritters by Salma Hayeck please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie, Angel.

Don't encourage these 3 please.

But, but, I want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie, Angel.

Don't encourage these 3 please.

But, but, I want to

Me too .... MSG ... get in my mouth, bitch.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

don’t have one. I’m sweet enough

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh, Haze, Ivy.

You ladies have got it on the brain.

Chinese that is......

You. Come and feed me your balls please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?

And NSP can bring in the pineapple fritters for afters"

Erm..

...

I'm naked.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Jennie, Angel.

Don't encourage these 3 please.

But, but, I want to

Oh go on then, since you asked so nicely and fluttered your lashes.

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?

And NSP can bring in the pineapple fritters for afters

Erm..

...

I'm naked."

Doesn't usually stop you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?

And NSP can bring in the pineapple fritters for afters

Erm..

...

I'm naked."

All the batter ... er ... better

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Posh, Haze, Ivy.

You ladies have got it on the brain.

Chinese that is......

You. Come and feed me your balls please

Battered or unbattered??

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?

And NSP can bring in the pineapple fritters for afters

Erm..

...

I'm naked.

All the batter ... er ... better"

Don't start her off Jennie.....

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Oooo id have a chicken chow main fed to me by a naked Rihanna while a naked Anna Kendrick fans me and feeds me the occasional spring roll and prawn cracker

Think cleopatra with grapes youll be on the right lines, instead it's Martyn with Chinese

oh and not forgetting an erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo id have a chicken chow main fed to me by a naked Rihanna while a naked Anna Kendrick fans me and feeds me the occasional spring roll and prawn cracker

Think cleopatra with grapes youll be on the right lines, instead it's Martyn with Chinese

oh and not forgetting an erection

Handy for storing the pineapple fritters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh, Haze, Ivy.

You ladies have got it on the brain.

Chinese that is......

You. Come and feed me your balls please

Battered or unbattered??

Unbattered. But give me a spank or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoi sin crispy duck pancakes, hand rolled on the thighs of Michael Fassbender and fed to me by Hugh Jackman please!

(I know, I am being greedy)!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?

And NSP can bring in the pineapple fritters for afters

Erm..

...

I'm naked.

All the batter ... er ... better"

Why Jennie.... ok then. I'll need warming up

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I please get Jessica Rabbit feeding me King Po Chicken?

And NSP can bring in the pineapple fritters for afters

Erm..

...

I'm naked.

All the batter ... er ... better

Don't start her off Jennie.....

She didn't. You started me off.... she's just taking advantage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Salt and chilli squid, fed to me by Chris Hemsworth

Oh yes please. Share?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet

Dammit.

I'll take Jennie and Jetson then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet

Fuck.

I was honestly expecting you to call for me with prawn toast! But to be fair, that might distract Tom.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Oooo id have a chicken chow main fed to me by a naked Rihanna while a naked Anna Kendrick fans me and feeds me the occasional spring roll and prawn cracker

Think cleopatra with grapes youll be on the right lines, instead it's Martyn with Chinese

oh and not forgetting an erection

Handy for storing the pineapple fritters!"

As long as they arent to hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet

Fuck.

I was honestly expecting you to call for me with prawn toast! But to be fair, that might distract Tom."

Tom's a grower not a shower.

Youre all welcome round mine to join in, I did say it was all that you can eat

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hoi sin crispy duck pancakes, hand rolled on the thighs of Michael Fassbender and fed to me by Hugh Jackman please!

(I know, I am being greedy)!

Oooh.... good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie, Angel.

Don't encourage these 3 please.

But, but, I want to

Me too .... MSG ... get in my mouth, bitch."

And Chris hemsworth, get in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet

Dammit.

I'll take Jennie and Jetson then

Bring the three off you round ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of*

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet

Dammit.

I'll take Jennie and Jetson then

Bring the three off you round ASAP

Incoming.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salt and chilli squid, fed to me by Chris Hemsworth

Oh yes please. Share?

Him, or the squid, because I might share one of the two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoi sin crispy duck pancakes, hand rolled on the thighs of Michael Fassbender and fed to me by Hugh Jackman please!

(I know, I am being greedy)!

Oooh.... good call

Now, Mike, is that cucumber or are you just happy I am here!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Salt and chilli squid, fed to me by Chris Hemsworth

Oh yes please. Share?

Him, or the squid, because I might share one of the two

This should not be such a tough choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet

Dammit.

I'll take Jennie and Jetson then

Bring the three off you round ASAP

Feeling very slightly intimidated

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hoi sin crispy duck pancakes, hand rolled on the thighs of Michael Fassbender and fed to me by Hugh Jackman please!

(I know, I am being greedy)!

Oooh.... good call

Now, Mike, is that cucumber or are you just happy I am here!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet

Dammit.

I'll take Jennie and Jetson then

Bring the three off you round ASAP

Feeling very slightly intimidated "

We will look after you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet

Dammit.

I'll take Jennie and Jetson then

Bring the three off you round ASAP

Feeling very slightly intimidated

We will look after you

That's what intimidates me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"That chris Hemsworth is gonna be busy, because he's currently round mine, naked, with Tom Hardy, and not gonna lie , it's an all you can eat buffet

Dammit.

I'll take Jennie and Jetson then

Bring the three off you round ASAP

Feeling very slightly intimidated

We will look after you

That's what intimidates me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salt and chilli squid, fed to me by Chris Hemsworth

Oh yes please. Share?

Him, or the squid, because I might share one of the two

This should not be such a tough choice!"

I’ll share him with you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Salt and chilli squid, fed to me by Chris Hemsworth

Oh yes please. Share?

Him, or the squid, because I might share one of the two

This should not be such a tough choice!

I’ll share him with you

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Perverts! The lot of ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perverts! The lot of ya! "

Pot/kettle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perverts! The lot of ya!

Pot/kettle!

slander!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Prawn toast, crispy sea,

Half and half prawn curry (spicy) and special chow mein with water chestnuts

"Served"

By the Swedish women's beach volley ball team

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

It keeps removing the sea w..d word ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a Wandering Dragon in Black Pepper Sauce, fed daintily to me by Morena Baccarin.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Duck with pineapple, and Mr Racer... cos nobody wants to see my when I eat chinese.

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