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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So... heard on the radio the other day that a woman found her male partner having a sit down wee, so left him!

Seems a bit extreme to me

Ladies, considering it's something you do, would finding a man doing it so offensive/unattractive (not that pissing is a massively attractive thing anyway!?)

Men, is it something you do?

I myself do sometimes enjoy a good sit down wee! If I'm at home a bit d*unk, middle of the night, or just wanting a minute to relax while I'm there

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

He was sitting on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always sit down for a wee especially when I reply to you on fab #youknowwhoyouare

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

It's purely a cultural thing. Men only stand and pee cos they can.

Sometimes it's the only time some of us get extra time to sit down when at work.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Christ, Jim'd better not read this

I couldn't give a fig how a guy wants to have a wee, providing it's not done on me or on the floor!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I like a man that sits to pee

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"He was sitting on the sofa. "

and on her face as well.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If he's sitting on the loo having a wee I think that's good and less splashy.

If he's sitting on the stairs making a mess of the carpets then I might consider my relationship choices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as its going in the loo and not on the floor I couldn't care how a man has a pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down and chill all the way for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When in heels I have to ... too far away from the loo otherwise!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll sit on my own toilet to have a wee but not on a public one.

So many good memories of sitting on my own toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim and Ash better watch out then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So... heard on the radio the other day that a woman found her male partner having a sit down wee, so left him!

Seems a bit extreme to me

Ladies, considering it's something you do, would finding a man doing it so offensive/unattractive (not that pissing is a massively attractive thing anyway!?)

Men, is it something you do?

I myself do sometimes enjoy a good sit down wee! If I'm at home a bit d*unk, middle of the night, or just wanting a minute to relax while I'm there

"

I always sit. I work as a plumber and I hate having to work on piss splashed toilets. Blokes really do need to get their aim right. I've had to work in some bathrooms that look like a pissfest has taken place in them

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


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Men, is it something you do?

"

Hell no. If I sit down I'm gonna take a shit too.

Us men are evolved to piss standing up!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There are 3 men in my house, I would be very happy if they would sit down to wee!!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

At home I tend to sit down to wee now. Think it’s more hygienic...

Public toilets...not a chance!

K

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Jim and Ash better watch out then. "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Kinda wish they would when d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy a sit down wee

Saves on the need to bleach the seat too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t sit down to piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it in the night or early morning when I don’t want to turn the lights on !

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

I had an injury a number of years ago which made standing up straight painful so I'd sit down otherwise I'd have pissed all over myself. It soon became habit. I'll pee in public urinal but if I'm at home or work I'll sit and chill

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Christ, Jim'd better not read this

I couldn't give a fig how a guy wants to have a wee, providing it's not done on me or on the floor!"

I saw the thread title and was shocked Jim wasn’t the OP

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By *obo999Man
over a year ago

Fife

I always sit down when I’m at home. Anyone who says their aim is 100% reliable is lying.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Christ, Jim'd better not read this

I couldn't give a fig how a guy wants to have a wee, providing it's not done on me or on the floor!

I saw the thread title and was shocked Jim wasn’t the OP "

Jim wouldn't have qualified it with (male!) *Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like he dodged a bullet there then in reality

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan


"So... heard on the radio the other day that a woman found her male partner having a sit down wee, so left him!

Seems a bit extreme to me

Ladies, considering it's something you do, would finding a man doing it so offensive/unattractive (not that pissing is a massively attractive thing anyway!?)

Men, is it something you do?

I myself do sometimes enjoy a good sit down wee! If I'm at home a bit d*unk, middle of the night, or just wanting a minute to relax while I'm there

I always sit. I work as a plumber and I hate having to work on piss splashed toilets. Blokes really do need to get their aim right. I've had to work in some bathrooms that look like a pissfest has taken place in them"

This... And sometimes I've said, phone me when you've cleaned the place up.. Bye for now. Outside - number blocked. Nicer jobs to make a living with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are 3 men in my house, I would be very happy if they would sit down to wee!!"

I so wish men would sit to pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When im at home or someones house i sit down but def not at work, as the guys there cant hit a barn door with a donkeys arse and piss all over the place

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

All this moaning about aiming and splashing...use the sink...it's far closer and no splashes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes, usually when wearing PA.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Christ, Jim'd better not read this

I couldn't give a fig how a guy wants to have a wee, providing it's not done on me or on the floor!

I saw the thread title and was shocked Jim wasn’t the OP

Jim wouldn't have qualified it with (male!) *Nods*"

True dat *nods in agreement*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think sit down are much more hygienic, it splashes everywhere otherwise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I treat myself occasionally.

I heard Trevor Nelson talking about it years ago so gave it a shot. It's a nice change of pace if as long as the toilet isn't shallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I treat myself occasionally.

I heard Trevor Nelson talking about it years ago so gave it a shot. It's a nice change of pace if as long as the toilet isn't shallow."

Show off

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Have I missed it or has it not been mentioned about the seat up seat down arguments solved, harmony returns

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Depends where he's sitting to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish my sons would sit down to wee. I'm so over sitting down on a toilet seat that's been liberally doused in urine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it regular at home. Empties your bladder a bit better....apparently?!

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

If I get up in the night to wee I usually sit down just saves putting the light on to see where I'm aiming

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

You do get much louder farts sat on the throne as well. Saves whistling if there isnt a lock on the door.

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By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area

My partner mainly sits to pee.. Having a Prince Albert it has a tenancy to shoot out in all directions so it's better to sit and hold it down.. That way it goes where it should..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I get up in the night to wee I usually sit down just saves putting the light on to see where I'm aiming"

Men aim?

Who knew

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I wish my sons would sit down to wee. I'm so over sitting down on a toilet seat that's been liberally doused in urine "

That's why they have hinges, so you can lift them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish my sons would sit down to wee. I'm so over sitting down on a toilet seat that's been liberally doused in urine "

Do they not lift the seat up atleas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish my sons would sit down to wee. I'm so over sitting down on a toilet seat that's been liberally doused in urine

Do they not lift the seat up atleas?"

Ha! If only

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"My partner mainly sits to pee.. Having a Prince Albert it has a tenancy to shoot out in all directions so it's better to sit and hold it down.. That way it goes where it should.. "

A guy that used to live below me had a P.A. I bought him a funnel to piss in cos his Missus complained about the spraying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think sit down are much more hygienic, it splashes everywhere otherwise! "

I'm glad to read you sit down wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just going to the loo.

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By *roticusCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

It's every man's god given right to piss all over the toilet seat and the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always used to stand up. Then I got my own place when I was 23 and realised just how often my mum must have been cleaning the toilet seat. I’ve sat down ever since - it’s just so much more relaxing, too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should make it legal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way to pee indoors. I’m sick of cleaning up after my pee anywhere son. Let alone myself. My bro thinks it’s imasculating. But I make up for it when I’m outside. Stand up and splash away.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

I’ll have a sit down pee if I’m up during the night or early morning, saves waking Mrs up with a bathroom light and the noise too

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