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All my life I’ve been totally wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently it’s spelt “SherBET” not “SherBERT”.

That’s just crazy! Or did that just happen randomly one day like when Jif became Cif?

Anything else you’ve got wrong all of your life?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Well hello you

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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No, I think I get it all right

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Well I've always thought the song was called the hokey y but it's actually hokey pokey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well hello you "

Can I see nipples??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought that the numbers on the toaster dial was for varying degrees of toastedness.

Then I read the numbers were actually minutes.

So of course I timed my toaster numbers, and it wasn't true.

So basically, I learned nothing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Well hello you

Can I see nipples?? "

Nope, not a chance. I will forward one from the tinterweb

Nice to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahah

You are welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on. You did spell it right. You are just making this up again.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Is it chamomile or camomile?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently it’s spelt “SherBET” not “SherBERT”.

That’s just crazy! Or did that just happen randomly one day like when Jif became Cif?

Anything else you’ve got wrong all of your life?"

According to EMF it’s Schubert Dip. For 45 years I thought it was ‘my giddy ant’ till one day I had an Epiphany and realised it was ‘my giddy aunt’. Epiphany has randomly got a capital E in the middle of a sentence cause I used the dictaphone cause I didn’t know how to spell it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seemingly an MMF is different from an MFM, just found that out today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine (genuinely a mate of mine, not me before you all start haha) thought it was "Chester Drawers" and Chester was the guy who invented them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seemingly an MMF is different from an MFM, just found that out today! "
whats the difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mate of mine (genuinely a mate of mine, not me before you all start haha) thought it was "Chester Drawers" and Chester was the guy who invented them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've always thought the song was called the hokey y but it's actually hokey pokey."

Surely the “Hokey Cokey”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently it’s spelt “SherBET” not “SherBERT”.

That’s just crazy! Or did that just happen randomly one day like when Jif became Cif?

Anything else you’ve got wrong all of your life?"

I am still going with sherbert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seemingly an MMF is different from an MFM, just found that out today! whats the difference?"

Means the men interact sexually as well in MMF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've always thought the song was called the hokey y but it's actually hokey pokey.

Surely the “Hokey Cokey”"

No that’s just for the 420 numb nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently it’s spelt “SherBET” not “SherBERT”.

That’s just crazy! Or did that just happen randomly one day like when Jif became Cif?

Anything else you’ve got wrong all of your life?"

You’re going to go across the street and buy me some orange sherbert (Austin powers voice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it chamomile or camomile?... "

I just spell it "Tea"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've always thought the song was called the hokey y but it's actually hokey pokey.

Surely the “Hokey Cokey”

No that’s just for the 420 numb nuts "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tuscon

I say Tus Con ...... ( or did )

Had my Duhhhhh moment years ago when I heard it as Too Son.

I didn't know that Too Son was Tuscon.

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By *dsmithMan
over a year ago

Loudwater


"A mate of mine (genuinely a mate of mine, not me before you all start haha) thought it was "Chester Drawers" and Chester was the guy who invented them "

Wasn’t he a character from The Fast Show?

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

All my life I have always thought I was invisible, now I have discovered people just see through me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently it’s spelt “SherBET” not “SherBERT”.

That’s just crazy! Or did that just happen randomly one day like when Jif became Cif?

Anything else you’ve got wrong all of your life?

You’re going to go across the street and buy me some orange sherbert (Austin powers voice) "

Glad it wasnt just me thinking this!

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"Well I've always thought the song was called the hokey y but it's actually hokey pokey.

Surely the “Hokey Cokey”"

definitely hokey pokey, I know I was shocked.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"Well I've always thought the song was called the hokey y but it's actually hokey pokey.

Surely the “Hokey Cokey” definitely hokey pokey, I know I was shocked."

even more shocked now as can be both depending on where you live, and what day it is and what letter your surname begins with. Stupid fucking song

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"Seemingly an MMF is different from an MFM, just found that out today! whats the difference?

Means the men interact sexually as well in MMF."

Never knew that better think of order we put things now Freya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seemingly an MMF is different from an MFM, just found that out today! whats the difference?"

Mmf is more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They day the changes Opal fruits to starburst upset me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Houmous, Hummus or Humous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've always thought the song was called the hokey y but it's actually hokey pokey.

Surely the “Hokey Cokey” definitely hokey pokey, I know I was shocked."

Well as a child growing up in genteel Surrey it was always the Hokey Cokey sung at parties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seemingly an MMF is different from an MFM, just found that out today! whats the difference?

Means the men interact sexually as well in MMF.

Never knew that better think of order we put things now Freya "

Ha ha - unless you want a daisy chain - MMMMF style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently it’s spelt “SherBET” not “SherBERT”.

That’s just crazy! Or did that just happen randomly one day like when Jif became Cif?

Anything else you’ve got wrong all of your life?"

Both spellings are correct!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I always want to spell among as amoung

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've also spent the last 20 odd years telling people my childhood dog died in a crash with a sugar lorry and drowned in the sugar.

This is not true.

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