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"Wrong one damm "You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster and you're tonight's ²nd ²nd poster, yeah! Yeah! | |||
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"Back in "Black? Excellent tune | |||
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"Pffft and I'd just shared an excellent music video on the last one "I did some Jamie facts aswell | |||
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I bet you've said that before."I'd be really worried if I needed to let them know  | |||
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"I pressed the wrong emoji "The wrong emoji got you first place. | |||
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Black? Excellent tune "By who? | |||
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"Pffft and I'd just shared an excellent music video on the last one " | |||
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"Pffft and I'd just shared an excellent music video on the last one
I did some Jamie facts aswell "I'll have to go back and look. | |||
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"Back in
Black? Excellent tune
By who? "AC/DC... Who else?! | |||
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"Back in
I bet you've said that before.
I'd be really worried if I needed to let them know " It would be like horny director's commentary. | |||
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"Back in
Black? Excellent tune
By who? "No, not The Who, the AC/DC. | |||
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"Back in
Black? Excellent tune
By who?
No, not The Who, the AC/DC."No I meant by who
Was thinking maybe pearl jam | |||
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The wrong emoji got you first place."I know it did the right one also got me second  | |||
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"Back in
I bet you've said that before.
I'd be really worried if I needed to let them know
It would be like horny director's commentary."And here he is, yes it's the penis and he's going back where he's been before. Said in the voice of Sir David | |||
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"I don't think the World Health Organisation are well known for their musical tastes " | |||
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"Back in
I bet you've said that before.
I'd be really worried if I needed to let them know
It would be like horny director's commentary.
And here he is, yes it's the penis and he's going back where he's been before.
Said in the voice of Sir David "Now there's a porno I'd watch | |||
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"I've got a jolly long day ahead so I should try and get some kip. Goodnight "Nighty night KC sweet drams | |||
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"I don't think the World Health Organisation are well known for their musical tastes " | |||
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"I've got a jolly long day ahead so I should try and get some kip. Goodnight "Sweet dreams. x | |||
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"I pressed the wrong emoji
The wrong emoji got you first place.
I know it did the right one also got me second " Ayyyy. | |||
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"Back in
I bet you've said that before.
I'd be really worried if I needed to let them know
It would be like horny director's commentary.
And here he is, yes it's the penis and he's going back where he's been before.
Said in the voice of Sir David "I didn't know David Hasselhoff is a sir. He deserves it for all the lives he's saved. | |||
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"Sweden has a rabbit show-jumping competition called Kaninhoppning. Hoppy hop hop "Random, but I like it. | |||
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"Working until 2am :-/" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Generic. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. It'll be ²am in no time. | |||
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I bet you've said that before.
I'd be really worried if I needed to let them know
It would be like horny director's commentary.
And here he is, yes it's the penis and he's going back where he's been before.
Said in the voice of Sir David
I didn't know David Hasselhoff is a sir. He deserves it for all the lives he's saved." | |||
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"Good morning all you gorgeous people, it's mighty windy tonight ,wind blowing through my air vent! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sapphire. It's windy here in the west of the west midlands. I don't like the wind. | |||
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"Good morning all you gorgeous people, it's mighty windy tonight ,wind blowing through my air vent! " You know i thought the same as i left my flat i nearly got blown up the road | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Generic. Let's help him through his shift." Hello generic, just think when your finished i still have 3.5 hours left of mine  | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Generic. Let's help him through his shift. Hello generic, just think when your finished i still have 3.5 hours left of mine "O ³½ hours isn't much. | |||
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"Morninnnnnn mm all so here we are again sleep is not on my side. How are we all other than horny xx " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinks. I could do with a sit down wee. How are you? x | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Generic. Let's help him through his shift. Hello generic, just think when your finished i still have 3.5 hours left of mine
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³½ hours isn't much."No its not a lot at all plus after this shift means tomirrow night is my ffffrrrriiiidddaaaayyyy wwwooooohhhooooo | |||
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"Morninnnnnn mm all so here we are again sleep is not on my side. How are we all other than horny xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinks. I could do with a sit down wee. How are you? x" A sit down wee lol all good here need to be up at 6am for work boooo | |||
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I'm going to retreat to safety of my bed, away from you masculine lot
Goodnight Jim and all x
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"Morninnnnnn mm all so here we are again sleep is not on my side. How are we all other than horny xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinks. I could do with a sit down wee. How are you? x" Noooo. Say na night to me first  | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Generic. Let's help him through his shift. Hello generic, just think when your finished i still have 3.5 hours left of mine
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³½ hours isn't much.
No its not a lot at all plus after this shift means tomirrow night is my ffffrrrriiiidddaaaayyyy wwwooooohhhooooo "Friyay. | |||
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"Morninnnnnn mm all so here we are again sleep is not on my side. How are we all other than horny xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinks. I could do with a sit down wee. How are you? x Noooo. Say na night to me first "Okay. | |||
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"So much testosterone today on nocturnal
I'm going to retreat to safety of my bed, away from you masculine lot
Goodnight Jim and all x
"*Flexes right bicep* Na night. x | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive " K | |||
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"So much testosterone today on nocturnal
I'm going to retreat to safety of my bed, away from you masculine lot
Goodnight Jim and all x
"Mornin and good night naughty dreams all the way xx | |||
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"So much testosterone today on nocturnal
I'm going to retreat to safety of my bed, away from you masculine lot
Goodnight Jim and all x
*Flexes right bicep* Na night. x" and now I can sleep. | |||
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"So much testosterone today on nocturnal
I'm going to retreat to safety of my bed, away from you masculine lot
Goodnight Jim and all x
Mornin and good night naughty dreams all the way xx "Caught you. Thank you  x enjoy nocturnal fun. Jim is in a very good form today | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive " Mine has tbh a old old dear friend has finally gone into a drug treatment facility to try n turn his life around | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Is that Lorenzo? I've had a nice lazy day, had a couple of nice mugs of tea. | |||
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"So much testosterone today on nocturnal
I'm going to retreat to safety of my bed, away from you masculine lot
Goodnight Jim and all x
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"Morning all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. How are you? How's Birmingham? | |||
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"Right I'm offski to shower then hopefully sleep xx " Nighty night sweet dreams | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Mine has tbh a old old dear friend has finally gone into a drug treatment facility to try n turn his life around " That's great news. I hope his will power will get him through it. Admitting that you have a problem is the first step towards resolving it K | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Is that Lorenzo? I've had a nice lazy day, had a couple of nice mugs of tea." It's not I'm afraid he's fast asleep
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"Morning all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. How are you? How's Birmingham?" Yes Jim Birmingham is cold wet n windy, so no change from rest of the year... How is your little corner of the world | |||
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"Right I'm offski to shower then hopefully sleep xx " Good luck. x | |||
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"Morning all " morning hotstuff , hugs for a naff day today will be better xxx | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Mine has tbh a old old dear friend has finally gone into a drug treatment facility to try n turn his life around That's great news. I hope his will power will get him through it. Admitting that you have a problem is the first step towards resolving it K" All down on him, I've done my bit, if I can do it he can | |||
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"Morning all " morning hotstuff , Dave hugs for a naff day today will be better xxx | |||
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"Morning all morning hotstuff , hugs for a naff day today will be better xxx" Today's been alright some positive stuff gone on | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Mine has tbh a old old dear friend has finally gone into a drug treatment facility to try n turn his life around " Tough times, but it's a good thing as well. | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Mine has tbh a old old dear friend has finally gone into a drug treatment facility to try n turn his life around Tough times, but it's a good thing as well. " Hard times ahead for him, but from experience I know he is in the right place | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Is that Lorenzo? I've had a nice lazy day, had a couple of nice mugs of tea. It's not I'm afraid he's fast asleep
K"I'll put up with you. It's usually Lorenzo up at this time. | |||
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"Morning all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. How are you? How's Birmingham? Yes Jim Birmingham is cold wet n windy, so no change from rest of the year... How is your little corner of the world " It's definitely windy. I don't know if there's precipitation. | |||
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"Morning all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. How are you? How's Birmingham? Yes Jim Birmingham is cold wet n windy, so no change from rest of the year... How is your little corner of the world It's definitely windy. I don't know if there's precipitation." Blowing a good un here, | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Is that Lorenzo? I've had a nice lazy day, had a couple of nice mugs of tea. It's not I'm afraid he's fast asleep
K
I'll put up with you. It's usually Lorenzo up at this time."Yeah he does nightshifts sometimes, not this week though. Also I am only awake because our cats decided to leave us a "gift" on our bed so I am waiting for the washing machine cycle to end. 10th of March is officially the worst day of 2021 so far. On the happier note decorators have finally finished after over a week and we have our living room back looking better than ever
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Is that Lorenzo? I've had a nice lazy day, had a couple of nice mugs of tea. It's not I'm afraid he's fast asleep
K
I'll put up with you. It's usually Lorenzo up at this time.
Yeah he does nightshifts sometimes, not this week though. Also I am only awake because our cats decided to leave us a "gift" on our bed so I am waiting for the washing machine cycle to end.
10th of March is officially the worst day of 2021 so far.
On the happier note decorators have finally finished after over a week and we have our living room back looking better than ever
K"Very kind n humble of your kitty | |||
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"Morning all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. How are you? How's Birmingham? Yes Jim Birmingham is cold wet n windy, so no change from rest of the year... How is your little corner of the world It's definitely windy. I don't know if there's precipitation. Blowing a good un here, " Lucky you. Oh I see, my mistake. | |||
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"Morning all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. How are you? How's Birmingham? Yes Jim Birmingham is cold wet n windy, so no change from rest of the year... How is your little corner of the world It's definitely windy. I don't know if there's precipitation. Blowing a good un here, Lucky you. Oh I see, my mistake." No the Hoover is broken Jim | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Is that Lorenzo? I've had a nice lazy day, had a couple of nice mugs of tea. It's not I'm afraid he's fast asleep
K
I'll put up with you. It's usually Lorenzo up at this time.
Yeah he does nightshifts sometimes, not this week though. Also I am only awake because our cats decided to leave us a "gift" on our bed so I am waiting for the washing machine cycle to end.
10th of March is officially the worst day of 2021 so far.
On the happier note decorators have finally finished after over a week and we have our living room back looking better than ever
K
Very kind n humble of your kitty "I know right? not really sure if it was due to stress from changes as we were moving the furniture back to the living room area or if they just decided to be dicks as they've never done it before.
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Is that Lorenzo? I've had a nice lazy day, had a couple of nice mugs of tea. It's not I'm afraid he's fast asleep
K
I'll put up with you. It's usually Lorenzo up at this time.
Yeah he does nightshifts sometimes, not this week though. Also I am only awake because our cats decided to leave us a "gift" on our bed so I am waiting for the washing machine cycle to end.
10th of March is officially the worst day of 2021 so far.
On the happier note decorators have finally finished after over a week and we have our living room back looking better than ever
K
Very kind n humble of your kitty
I know right? not really sure if it was due to stress from changes as we were moving the furniture back to the living room area or if they just decided to be dicks as they've never done it before.
K"Decided to fuck with ya K lol | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Is that Lorenzo? I've had a nice lazy day, had a couple of nice mugs of tea. It's not I'm afraid he's fast asleep
K
I'll put up with you. It's usually Lorenzo up at this time.
Yeah he does nightshifts sometimes, not this week though. Also I am only awake because our cats decided to leave us a "gift" on our bed so I am waiting for the washing machine cycle to end.
10th of March is officially the worst day of 2021 so far.
On the happier note decorators have finally finished after over a week and we have our living room back looking better than ever
K"It's love. 
Do you wanna talk about it?
That's good news. I took inspiration for one of my photos from Lorenzo in the living room. | |||
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"Morning all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. How are you? How's Birmingham? Yes Jim Birmingham is cold wet n windy, so no change from rest of the year... How is your little corner of the world It's definitely windy. I don't know if there's precipitation. Blowing a good un here, Lucky you. Oh I see, my mistake. No the Hoover is broken Jim " I know a guy that's good with vacuum cleaners. | |||
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" Very kind n humble of your kitty I know right? not really sure if it was due to stress from changes as we were moving the furniture back to the living room area or if they just decided to be dicks as they've never done it before.
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Decided to fuck with ya K lol "They didn't choose the right day for it hey ho, lets hope the rest of the week will go better
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Is that Lorenzo? I've had a nice lazy day, had a couple of nice mugs of tea. It's not I'm afraid he's fast asleep
K
I'll put up with you. It's usually Lorenzo up at this time.
Yeah he does nightshifts sometimes, not this week though. Also I am only awake because our cats decided to leave us a "gift" on our bed so I am waiting for the washing machine cycle to end.
10th of March is officially the worst day of 2021 so far.
On the happier note decorators have finally finished after over a week and we have our living room back looking better than ever
K
It's love.
Do you wanna talk about it?
That's good news. I took inspiration for one of my photos from Lorenzo in the living room."Is it though?
Let me check and guess which one 
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"Morning all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. How are you? How's Birmingham? Yes Jim Birmingham is cold wet n windy, so no change from rest of the year... How is your little corner of the world It's definitely windy. I don't know if there's precipitation. Blowing a good un here, Lucky you. Oh I see, my mistake. No the Hoover is broken Jim I know a guy that's good with vacuum cleaners." Gets a bit violent Jim only one air pressure | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Is that Lorenzo? I've had a nice lazy day, had a couple of nice mugs of tea. It's not I'm afraid he's fast asleep
K
I'll put up with you. It's usually Lorenzo up at this time.
Yeah he does nightshifts sometimes, not this week though. Also I am only awake because our cats decided to leave us a "gift" on our bed so I am waiting for the washing machine cycle to end.
10th of March is officially the worst day of 2021 so far.
On the happier note decorators have finally finished after over a week and we have our living room back looking better than ever
K
It's love.
Do you wanna talk about it?
That's good news. I took inspiration for one of my photos from Lorenzo in the living room.
Is it though?
Let me check and guess which one
K"K hope today's a better day for you, need sleep, pesky uni semiars from 9 | |||
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"Morning all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. How are you? How's Birmingham? Yes Jim Birmingham is cold wet n windy, so no change from rest of the year... How is your little corner of the world It's definitely windy. I don't know if there's precipitation. Blowing a good un here, Lucky you. Oh I see, my mistake. No the Hoover is broken Jim I know a guy that's good with vacuum cleaners. Gets a bit violent Jim only one air pressure " Thanks for the offer Jim, I'm gonna give him a rest he clean enough for the time being....I'll say night | |||
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"Good eeeevening everyone. Please tell me your day has been better than mine I need to hear something positive Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Is that Lorenzo? I've had a nice lazy day, had a couple of nice mugs of tea. It's not I'm afraid he's fast asleep
K
I'll put up with you. It's usually Lorenzo up at this time.
Yeah he does nightshifts sometimes, not this week though. Also I am only awake because our cats decided to leave us a "gift" on our bed so I am waiting for the washing machine cycle to end.
10th of March is officially the worst day of 2021 so far.
On the happier note decorators have finally finished after over a week and we have our living room back looking better than ever
K
It's love.
Do you wanna talk about it?
That's good news. I took inspiration for one of my photos from Lorenzo in the living room.
Is it though?
Let me check and guess which one
K
K hope today's a better day for you, need sleep, pesky uni semiars from 9 "Thank you, hope you have a great day too. Good night
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"Morning all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mumbles. How are you? How's Birmingham? Yes Jim Birmingham is cold wet n windy, so no change from rest of the year... How is your little corner of the world It's definitely windy. I don't know if there's precipitation. Blowing a good un here, Lucky you. Oh I see, my mistake. No the Hoover is broken Jim I know a guy that's good with vacuum cleaners. Gets a bit violent Jim only one air pressure Thanks for the offer Jim, I'm gonna give him a rest he clean enough for the time being....I'll say night " Na night. | |||
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"Evening or morning however you want to see it xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. It's definitely eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. That said, it is possible for you to have just woken up. x | |||
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 What a bloody evening!
6 hours sat on the M1, finally barriers removed we starts moving (opposite direction mind you ) but moving moving right?
Get off at the next junction and my bloody tyre blows out.. You couldn’t make this shit up | |||
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"Evening or morning however you want to see it xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. It's definitely eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. That said, it is possible for you to have just woken up. x" No not been asleep yet xx | |||
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"Is it the Home Alone one? K" It's not the Home Alone one. It's a bit older than that one. | |||
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"Evening Jim, Is this the place to laugh insanely till the need to scream subsides?! What a bloody evening!
6 hours sat on the M1, finally barriers removed we starts moving (opposite direction mind you ) but moving moving right?
Get off at the next junction and my bloody tyre blows out.. You couldn’t make this shit up "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dodga. Flippin' heck. How long in total did your journey take? | |||
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"Evening or morning however you want to see it xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. It's definitely eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. That said, it is possible for you to have just woken up. x No not been asleep yet xx"You twonk. Says me who woke up at 8pm. x | |||
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"Evening or morning however you want to see it xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. It's definitely eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. That said, it is possible for you to have just woken up. x No not been asleep yet xx
You twonk. Says me who woke up at 8pm. x"You didnt wake up untill 8pm thats because Batman comes out at night | |||
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"Evening or morning however you want to see it xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. It's definitely eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. That said, it is possible for you to have just woken up. x No not been asleep yet xx
You twonk. Says me who woke up at 8pm. x
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"Evening Jim, Is this the place to laugh insanely till the need to scream subsides?! What a bloody evening!
6 hours sat on the M1, finally barriers removed we starts moving (opposite direction mind you ) but moving moving right?
Get off at the next junction and my bloody tyre blows out.. You couldn’t make this shit up
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dodga. Flippin' heck. How long in total did your journey take?"So left London at 5pm. Got off the motorway at 1am. Just been “recovered” now.. To Newport Pagnell.. Lease company doesn’t have tire cover with the AA and a stupid tire glue kit is no substitute for a spare.. Grrrrrr So I get to enjoy the delights of Newport till 9am tomorrow when Kwik fit opens... Whoop. Still, get to walk round all bent n twisted from a night kipping in the car. Everyone’s a winner | |||
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"Evening or morning however you want to see it xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. It's definitely eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. That said, it is possible for you to have just woken up. x No not been asleep yet xx
You twonk. Says me who woke up at 8pm. x"That's standard for you Jim haha xx | |||
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"Evening Jim, Is this the place to laugh insanely till the need to scream subsides?! What a bloody evening!
6 hours sat on the M1, finally barriers removed we starts moving (opposite direction mind you ) but moving moving right?
Get off at the next junction and my bloody tyre blows out.. You couldn’t make this shit up
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dodga. Flippin' heck. How long in total did your journey take?
So left London at 5pm. Got off the motorway at 1am. Just been “recovered” now.. To Newport Pagnell.. Lease company doesn’t have tire cover with the AA and a stupid tire glue kit is no substitute for a spare.. Grrrrrr
So I get to enjoy the delights of Newport till 9am tomorrow when Kwik fit opens... Whoop.
Still, get to walk round all bent n twisted from a night kipping in the car. Everyone’s a winner
"I didn't refer to you as Jammy because jammy you aren't today. I just Googled Newport Pagnell. At least you're not in actual Milton Keynes. That's something. | |||
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"Evening or morning however you want to see it xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. It's definitely eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. That said, it is possible for you to have just woken up. x No not been asleep yet xx
You twonk. Says me who woke up at 8pm. x
That's standard for you Jim haha xx"I'm a consistent man. x | |||
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"I went for a sit down wee about half an hour ago. I had a shower before nocturnalling. I caught my reflection in the bathroom window. My mullet is coming along nicely." You growing a mullet mate if you want when i get my hair cut finally you can have some of mine | |||
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"Is it the Home Alone one? K It's not the Home Alone one. It's a bit older than that one. 20th September 2020?" You've got it. | |||
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"I went for a sit down wee about half an hour ago. I had a shower before nocturnalling. I caught my reflection in the bathroom window. My mullet is coming along nicely. You growing a mullet mate if you want when i get my hair cut finally you can have some of mine "I've got enough hair of my own thank you. I did have the most beard I've ever grown, until I got rid of it last week. | |||
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"I am awake way too late and up too early lately. Someone want to remind my body what sleep is? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ivy. The good news is we're a little bit closer to better times. | |||
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"Is it the Home Alone one? K It's not the Home Alone one. It's a bit older than that one. 20th September 2020? You've got it." | |||
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"Is it the Home Alone one? K It's not the Home Alone one. It's a bit older than that one. 20th September 2020? You've got it. "Ayyyy. | |||
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"I am awake way too late and up too early lately. Someone want to remind my body what sleep is?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ivy. The good news is we're a little bit closer to better times."May help having something to make me tired in the day yes! I got new plush pillows today to try help. Fail. | |||
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"I am awake way too late and up too early lately. Someone want to remind my body what sleep is?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ivy. The good news is we're a little bit closer to better times.
May help having something to make me tired in the day yes!
I got new plush pillows today to try help.
Fail."I know what you mean. Try getting yourself a nice candle next. | |||
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"There was a good story in last week's Shropshire Star. Shrewsbury has England's second cheapest toll bridge. Not the cheapest, the second cheapest. That's journalism. It is a lovely bridge. I walked underneath it with Martyn before I took him up The Dingle." It was a very lovely bridge aswell to be fair i loved it up the Dingle with you Jim I still have the pictures | |||
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"There was a good story in last week's Shropshire Star. Shrewsbury has England's second cheapest toll bridge. Not the cheapest, the second cheapest. That's journalism. It is a lovely bridge. I walked underneath it with Martyn before I took him up The Dingle. It was a very lovely bridge aswell to be fair i loved it up the Dingle with you Jim I still have the pictures " | |||
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"There was a good story in last week's Shropshire Star. Shrewsbury has England's second cheapest toll bridge. Not the cheapest, the second cheapest. That's journalism. It is a lovely bridge. I walked underneath it with Martyn before I took him up The Dingle. It was a very lovely bridge aswell to be fair i loved it up the Dingle with you Jim I still have the pictures
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"Anyone else wondering about Martyn's internet history?" I'm pulling out all my Jamie facts lol | |||
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"A study measuring the effects of music found that cows produce more milk when listening to soothing music. They produce the most when listening to R.E.M’s “Everybody Hurts.”" Blimey. | |||
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"Anyone else wondering about Martyn's internet history? I'm pulling out all my Jamie facts lol " When I said Jamie facts I meant facts about the name Jamie. | |||
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"Anyone else wondering about Martyn's internet history? I'm pulling out all my Jamie facts lol When I said Jamie facts I meant facts about the name Jamie."Oh ok you know how she got that name dont you | |||
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"Anyone else wondering about Martyn's internet history? I'm pulling out all my Jamie facts lol When I said Jamie facts I meant facts about the name Jamie.
Oh ok you know how she got that name dont you "I do. I celebrate actual Jamie's birthday in January. | |||
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"Anyone else wondering about Martyn's internet history? I'm pulling out all my Jamie facts lol When I said Jamie facts I meant facts about the name Jamie.
Oh ok you know how she got that name dont you
I do. I celebrate actual Jamie's birthday in January. " it certainly made me laugh when I found out | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface"Working well meant to be but having a good old perv | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface
Working well meant to be but having a good old perv "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gezza. Nice work if you can get it. Enjoy your pervin'. | |||
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"Who knew there's a another Newport in Britain?" I know I certainly wish right now there wasn’t after just getting “jammed” under the steering wheel with leg cramp.. Oooh god I coffee to stave off the madness | |||
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"Who knew there's a another Newport in Britain? I know I certainly wish right now there wasn’t after just getting “jammed” under the steering wheel with leg cramp.. Oooh god I coffee to stave off the madness" There should be somewhere to get coffee open soon. | |||
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"Damn bladder woke me so thought I'd have a quick perv "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pip. Enjoy your quickie. | |||
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"It's Ken's birthday today. You know Ken, Barbie's boyfriend. Happy birthday, Ken!" Better not let him anywhere near the candles on his cake | |||
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"It's Ken's birthday today. You know Ken, Barbie's boyfriend. Happy birthday, Ken! Better not let him anywhere near the candles on his cake "Not if he's wearing a shell suit. I've got a Ken doll. | |||
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"It's Ken's birthday today. You know Ken, Barbie's boyfriend. Happy birthday, Ken! Better not let him anywhere near the candles on his cake
Not if he's wearing a shell suit. I've got a Ken doll."Especially a shell suit poor ken would be up in flames in seconds | |||
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