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If you could choose what your farts smelled like and what noise they made what would you choose ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’d go with an old car horn and lavender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of a cat purring and Gingerbread.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Old car horn!!! Seriously creased here!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound would only be audible to dogs

The smell would be Yankee Candle Lemon & Lavender

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Old car horn!!! Seriously creased here!!!! "

Love that noise!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’d opt for a fresh mint smell and the sound of a Cockerel crowing.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Old car horn!!! Seriously creased here!!!!

Love that noise! "

The thought has tickled me! Can’t stop laughing !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Old car horn!!! Seriously creased here!!!!

Love that noise!

The thought has tickled me! Can’t stop laughing ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slide whistle with the smell of baby talcum powder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell like Chocolate and sound like beaker out of the muppets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go with parma violets and a ships fog horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A doorbell then a voice saying "Avon calling...." and magnolia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smell like Chocolate and sound like beaker out of the muppets "

Beaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they smelled nice do you think they'd be more socially acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bakewell tarts and the Hallelujah chorus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they smelled nice do you think they'd be more socially acceptable?"

Yes, all the ladies would giggle like penguins and say ‘Oh how lovely, is that rose hip ?’

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A tractor engine revving and the smell of a farmyard.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I think a roar followed by maybe a cinnamon bun aroma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleigh bells and the smell of cinnamon

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Trumpet sound and smell like coffee

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Wheres Peach when you need her ??

(Sorry Peach)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think a roar followed by maybe a cinnamon bun aroma "

A good Juxtaposition between the two

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Id leave it as it is to keep the variety of sounds and smells.

That way you would ‘t get bored of the same old shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would smell like ozone and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries would erupt from my sphincter.

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Road runner “meep meep” and the scent of vanilla

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I think a roar followed by maybe a cinnamon bun aroma

A good Juxtaposition between the two"

Yes, scare the crap out of people but give them something nice to smell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine would smell like ozone and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries would erupt from my sphincter."

Is that the smell after it rains on a dry day ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would sound like the Imperial March from Star Wars and smell like fresh doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think a roar followed by maybe a cinnamon bun aroma

A good Juxtaposition between the two

Yes, scare the crap out of people but give them something nice to smell "

That way they can’t be angry with you

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Sound like a Guinea pig and smell like bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like baked bread you want to dig your teeth into when fresh.

And cuckoo clock sound.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I'd quite like them to be little puffs of coloured air instead of a smell. The world would be such a pretty colourful place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd quite like them to be little puffs of coloured air instead of a smell. The world would be such a pretty colourful place. "

How about seeing music as colours aka synesthesia? I'd take the pretty bubbles. Stay near

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Mine would smell like ozone and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries would erupt from my sphincter.

Is that the smell after it rains on a dry day ? "

Sort of. You can usually smell it around high voltage electrical equipment as electrical arcs can produce it.

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By *oItForYorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A text tone so everyone would reach for their pockets and look disappointed.

The perfume their lover wears for sexy time

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd quite like them to be little puffs of coloured air instead of a smell. The world would be such a pretty colourful place.

How about seeing music as colours aka synesthesia? I'd take the pretty bubbles. Stay near "

That sounds great, and so pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think something too loud or sharp would be alarming, so I’d go for a jaunty and melodic whistle with a wide musical repertoire.

They’d smell like fresh cut grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be the sound of a glass smashing then a pub full of people shouting "Waheeeyyyyy!!". And it would smell like the Jo Malone Pomegranate Noir scent.

Super boujie to contrast the noise of commoners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a fog horn and smell like eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slow, drawn out quack and the smell of roast beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a fairy giggle and smell like almonds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell and sound like a Skunk after a night on the Guinness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would smell like ozone and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries would erupt from my sphincter.

Is that the smell after it rains on a dry day ? "

I think you're talking about petrichor there CJ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of a baby giggling the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine smell of roses anyway.

As for sound, maybe Rule Britannia

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By *ilkynmyzzyCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

Some great combinations here. Mine would be a loud "parp" noise followed by the scent of curry. Oh hang on a minute....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

The sound and smell of freshly popped popcorn

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Smell: Mixture of Vanilla & laughing gas.

Sound: "Elvis Has Left The Building."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sound - the end bit of the Countdown Clock

Smell - Fresh Lemons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some great combinations here. Mine would be a loud "parp" noise followed by the scent of curry. Oh hang on a minute...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a boing noise like twanking one of those door stop springs that used to be on skirting boards.

And smell like birds custard powder or crushed parma violets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a fog horn and smell like eggs "

So you’re not going to change anything then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones I always do every 5 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u ever used to light them up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep bassy Barry white voice that just says "fart"

And bananas

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Strawberry pancakes and if it’s a sunny day a blueberry muffins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d go with an old car horn and lavender. "

Strawberries, the original Flash Gordon's spaceship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a trumpet fan fare and can i have a cloud of glitter and smoke to add a bit of showbiz

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

They would smell of Old Spice and be emitted to the accompaniment of the first 8 bars of the Johnny Brigs theme tune.

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