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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there such a concept?

Do men not need 'saving'?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm an equal opportunity cunt caller outer. I just happen to have a foof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an equal opportunity cunt caller outer. I just happen to have a foof."

This has me on the deck poorless.

Well played. Well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm an equal opportunity cunt caller outer. I just happen to have a cunt."

Fify!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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No because clearly women wouldn't ever agree with a post, step in to give her support because she's hoping it leads to a cocking. Women don't ever work like that.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm an equal opportunity cunt caller outer. I just happen to have a cunt.

Fify! "

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"No because clearly women wouldn't ever agree with a post, step in to give her support because she's hoping it leads to a cocking. Women don't ever work like that."

100%

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"No because clearly women wouldn't ever agree with a post, step in to give her support because she's hoping it leads to a cocking. Women don't ever work like that.

100%

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Some would if they're trying to make another female look bad. Not necessarily to get a cocking, but to get a cocking as part of a power trip.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"No because clearly women wouldn't ever agree with a post, step in to give her support because she's hoping it leads to a cocking. Women don't ever work like that.

100%

Some would if they're trying to make another female look bad. Not necessarily to get a cocking, but to get a cocking as part of a power trip."

That’s not defending the guy though, that’s just being a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there such a concept?

Do men not need 'saving'?"

I'm beyond being saved dude

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

How about night shining person never mind the man or women in this day and age man and women is non existence person it is

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

The female white knights I know of usually have a guys balls hanging of the end of their lance

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Is there such a concept?

Do men not need 'saving'?"

No.... but you do see a fair bit of “territory marking” going on.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, but if I'm a Knight, do I get a pony?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

In my humble opinion the art of chilvary by both sexes is dying out...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I don't know, but if I'm a Knight, do I get a pony? "

That would make you a squire, if you’re a knight, you need a steed

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"In my humble opinion the art of chilvary by both sexes is dying out..."

White knighting is about as far removed from chivalry as you can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know, but if I'm a Knight, do I get a pony?

That would make you a squire, if you’re a knight, you need a steed"

A steed it is!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

[Removed by poster at 10/03/21 15:26:04]

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"In my humble opinion the art of chilvary by both sexes is dying out...

White knighting is about as far removed from chivalry as you can get"

Is it ok ignore my post

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't know, but if I'm a Knight, do I get a pony?

That would make you a squire, if you’re a knight, you need a steed

A steed it is! "

Let the woman have a pony if she wants a pony. Lola, you can be a white huntress on your pony.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I want a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know, but if I'm a Knight, do I get a pony?

That would make you a squire, if you’re a knight, you need a steed

A steed it is!

Let the woman have a pony if she wants a pony. Lola, you can be a white huntress on your pony. "

Awh, thanks Meli! This is my new life goal

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Think most of FAB seem to want a unicorn

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I don't know, but if I'm a Knight, do I get a pony?

That would make you a squire, if you’re a knight, you need a steed

A steed it is!

Let the woman have a pony if she wants a pony. Lola, you can be a white huntress on your pony. "

Did you just white knight Lola?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting topic I was a combat flight medic. Doing medvac missions never got called a female white knight. Always a angel. Political correctness is weird.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I require a Boadicea please

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"No because clearly women wouldn't ever agree with a post, step in to give her support because she's hoping it leads to a cocking. Women don't ever work like that."

What !

I'm going to read the rest of the thread before I respond though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"No because clearly women wouldn't ever agree with a post, step in to give her support because she's hoping it leads to a cocking. Women don't ever work like that."

Sarcasm ..... arrrrrrrrrf arrrrrrrrf !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can be white knights if the situation presents itself.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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"No because clearly women wouldn't ever agree with a post, step in to give her support because she's hoping it leads to a cocking. Women don't ever work like that."

Did you even manage to keep a straight face as you typed that?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"No because clearly women wouldn't ever agree with a post, step in to give her support because she's hoping it leads to a cocking. Women don't ever work like that.

Did you even manage to keep a straight face as you typed that? "

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I hope I don't derail the thread here, but can I just say how much I love the word cocking

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I hope I don't derail the thread here, but can I just say how much I love the word cocking "

Not derailing it in the slightest, just feeding my ego.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"I hope I don't derail the thread here, but can I just say how much I love the word cocking

Not derailing it in the slightest, just feeding my ego. "

Hopefully not in a white Knight kind of way

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Do.men like a woman to be a white knight, never found it myself

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

They don’t exist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do.men like a woman to be a white knight, never found it myself "

From the responses on the other white knight thread, it would transpire that women don't like that behaviour from men either

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Yep. Women can be as cock-struck as men are cunt-struck.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Do.men like a woman to be a white knight, never found it myself

From the responses on the other white knight thread, it would transpire that women don't like that behaviour from men either"

All I ever want is people to be honest. If they stand up for someone because they agree, fucking more power to them. If they stand up for someone because they think it'll land them some nookie when really they don't even have an opinion or actually disagree deep down with the person/opinion they're defending then, well, I hope they fall face first in a maggot infested cow pat covered in red ants and poison ivy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do.men like a woman to be a white knight, never found it myself

From the responses on the other white knight thread, it would transpire that women don't like that behaviour from men either

All I ever want is people to be honest. If they stand up for someone because they agree, fucking more power to them. If they stand up for someone because they think it'll land them some nookie when really they don't even have an opinion or actually disagree deep down with the person/opinion they're defending then, well, I hope they fall face first in a maggot infested cow pat covered in red ants and poison ivy.

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You've given that scenario some thought haven't you?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Yep. Women can be as cock-struck as men are cunt-struck.

"

May I borrow that awesome quote for future?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Do.men like a woman to be a white knight, never found it myself

From the responses on the other white knight thread, it would transpire that women don't like that behaviour from men either

All I ever want is people to be honest. If they stand up for someone because they agree, fucking more power to them. If they stand up for someone because they think it'll land them some nookie when really they don't even have an opinion or actually disagree deep down with the person/opinion they're defending then, well, I hope they fall face first in a maggot infested cow pat covered in red ants and poison ivy.

You've given that scenario some thought haven't you? "

There was nearly a bear trap in there too but I thought it a little extreme

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Do.men like a woman to be a white knight, never found it myself

From the responses on the other white knight thread, it would transpire that women don't like that behaviour from men either

All I ever want is people to be honest. If they stand up for someone because they agree, fucking more power to them. If they stand up for someone because they think it'll land them some nookie when really they don't even have an opinion or actually disagree deep down with the person/opinion they're defending then, well, I hope they fall face first in a maggot infested cow pat covered in red ants and poison ivy.

You've given that scenario some thought haven't you?

There was nearly a bear trap in there too but I thought it a little extreme "

You never mince your words m’lady (can we throw a cheese grater in the mix to?)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Do.men like a woman to be a white knight, never found it myself

From the responses on the other white knight thread, it would transpire that women don't like that behaviour from men either

All I ever want is people to be honest. If they stand up for someone because they agree, fucking more power to them. If they stand up for someone because they think it'll land them some nookie when really they don't even have an opinion or actually disagree deep down with the person/opinion they're defending then, well, I hope they fall face first in a maggot infested cow pat covered in red ants and poison ivy.

You've given that scenario some thought haven't you?

There was nearly a bear trap in there too but I thought it a little extreme

You never mince your words m’lady (can we throw a cheese grater in the mix to?) "

Cheese grater gets my vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely off subject ... well not completely but still ... what I don’t get about the whole white knight in shining armour is the shining armour bit!

Just imagine you need saving, your life is in danger and you desperately need someone to come and help. You are given a choice of a knight in pristine untarnished shiny armour or a knight in battered blood stained dented and abused armour, who would you choose?

Personally, I would choose the badass mofo knight who can fight like a wrong un rather than the one that cares if his armour has a mirror shine or not.

Okay, sorry about that random tangent, please carry on.

Mr HH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Completely off subject ... well not completely but still ... what I don’t get about the whole white knight in shining armour is the shining armour bit!

Just imagine you need saving, your life is in danger and you desperately need someone to come and help. You are given a choice of a knight in pristine untarnished shiny armour or a knight in battered blood stained dented and abused armour, who would you choose?

Personally, I would choose the badass mofo knight who can fight like a wrong un rather than the one that cares if his armour has a mirror shine or not.

Okay, sorry about that random tangent, please carry on.

Mr HH"

This made me laugh and you make a good point!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Completely off subject ... well not completely but still ... what I don’t get about the whole white knight in shining armour is the shining armour bit!

Just imagine you need saving, your life is in danger and you desperately need someone to come and help. You are given a choice of a knight in pristine untarnished shiny armour or a knight in battered blood stained dented and abused armour, who would you choose?

Personally, I would choose the badass mofo knight who can fight like a wrong un rather than the one that cares if his armour has a mirror shine or not.

Okay, sorry about that random tangent, please carry on.

Mr HH"

Amen! I want to see some grime and rust on it at the very least; Enough in fact that the the wearer is at the very real risk of getting tetanus every time they put it on. Now that shows true chivalry that does

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Is there such a concept?

Do men not need 'saving'?"

Yes there is if you'd care to look up the psychological white knight syndrome and not worry about the internet definition of men wanting free nudes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they're called Valkyrie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Completely off subject ... well not completely but still ... what I don’t get about the whole white knight in shining armour is the shining armour bit!

Just imagine you need saving, your life is in danger and you desperately need someone to come and help. You are given a choice of a knight in pristine untarnished shiny armour or a knight in battered blood stained dented and abused armour, who would you choose?

Personally, I would choose the badass mofo knight who can fight like a wrong un rather than the one that cares if his armour has a mirror shine or not.

Okay, sorry about that random tangent, please carry on.

Mr HH"

If its shiny the glint may blind their opponent thereby rendering them useless.

Plus the smoothness of the metal would mean the opposition may struggle to get a grip on them, and weapons would be more likely to slide off rather than strike true!

Additionally, grime and rust lead to bluntness, or joints not working properly, so they could struggle to move, and show a lack of care and hygiene!

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