FabSwingers.com forum: bad jokes

By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

so many bad jokes on here. so get them off your chests, maybe y'all from the 'carry on' era. Here is another chance to unblock your energy. I'll start with fun guy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: the cows have got out the field.

Farmer: how many ?

Me: 27

Farmer: Round ‘em up!

Me: Ok, 30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst delivering a monologue at my friends funeral, I had a seizure.

It was a fitting tribute.

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

bad but come on guys you can do better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found out my grand pa is addicted to viagra

No one is taking it harder than grand ma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been tightly binding the hooves of my young Spanish goat.

Trying to reduce my cabron footprint

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

"I’ve been tightly binding the hooves of my young Spanish goat.

Trying to reduce my cabron footprint "

Maaaa. Wish I could be a your goat

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By *tevecabra7Man
over a year ago

cabra

What you call a girl with a laptop on her head ?? Adell

What you call a Spanish man getting out of hospital? Manwell.

And last 1. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

[Removed by poster at 10/03/21 15:45:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insomnia is terrible.

On the plus side only 3 more sleeps till Christmas

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes. Right now it's just a draft.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Europe...

Europe who?

No I'm not, your a poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Can you smell carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the can crusher quit his job??

Because it was soda pressing

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

I once turned my car into a lay by.

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By *artender_onthelooseMan
over a year ago

Dublin

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here I'll go on a head

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By *artender_onthelooseMan
over a year ago

Dublin

What do Alexander the great and winnie the pooh have in common?

The same middle name

I'll get my coat haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a child when

Red red wine came out

UB40 ISH NOW

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

What’s white and hops across Australia?

Skippy the fridge.

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By *izeMan
over a year ago

Maghull

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy walking through the park with his pet Giraffe..

Suddenly the Giraffe falls over and dies..

The guy just walks on leaving it were it fell..

The park attendant shouts after him 'You can't leave that lying there'

The guy shouts back 'It's not a Lion it's a Giraffe'

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By *uicy mushroom OP Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

I hope you are all healing through your shit jokes. unblocking chakras

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Two cows standing in a field. One cow says to the other: "Are you worried about that mad cow disease that's going about?"

Other cow says: "Why the hell should I worry? I'm a sheep."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys saying they’ve a very big cock and on arrival turns out to be less than 7” long 4” girth.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

When I was a kid I used to make mud pies with my grandad.

That was until my mum took the urn off me!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

A man goes for a job on a building site the gaffer says what do you need to paint that 80ft chimney? Bloke says an 80ft paintbrush

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato?

A dicktator!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a dog from a blacksmith the other day as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a few for ya!

I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows.

Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes. Right now it's just a draft."

And I'm reading a book about micro gravity. - It's hard to put down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the doctors this morning.I sat down and said, "I keep getting a sharp pain in my cock. It's okay when I'm wanking but it seems to come on quite badly when I'm having sex, especially when I'm giving my wife anal.""Really?" said the old lady sitting next to me in the waiting room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddy has a job interview in a factory “ can you make a cuppa ?“ cause says paddy “ can you drive a fork lift truck?” Fuckin hell how bigs the kettle “ says paddy

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Did you hear about the dyslexic Yorkshireman who used to walk about wearing a cat flap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy visits a prostitute pays £20, has his time with her and leaves.

A few days later he has an itch down there.

A week later he finds her again and complains “I was with you last week and you gave me crabs!”

She replies - “what did you expect for £20, lobster?”

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

How do you turn a duck into an legendary US soul singer?...

Put it in a micro wave oven until it's Bill Withers

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