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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It makes me laugh when a lady puts an update on their profile saying "if you don't read my profile I wont read your message".

Surely they would of had to read the message to realise they hadn't read the profile.

What profile updates wick you off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that’s probably a message to everyone not an individual

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Moans and vagueposting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a typo/phone messing. Meant to say reply instead of read ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most make me laugh. Especially the ones cryptically having a go at someone else. So obvious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It definitely is, still makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most make me laugh. Especially the ones cryptically having a go at someone else. So obvious. "

They just need to get a room (after lockdown obviously)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe a typo/phone messing. Meant to say reply instead of read ?"

Maybe, never thought of it that way

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I think the amount of messages and the abuse that some women get from messages it is reasonable request.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I sed the humour in it. Doesn't make me laugh.

Perhaps I am just miserable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourites are “think am gonna give up on this and delete my profile” - as if that’s going to suddenly generate an avalanche of interest begging them to stay!

And the “nightmare day at work today” ones - nobody is on here to read or care about how work has gone!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It makes me laugh when a lady puts an update on their profile saying "if you don't read my profile I wont read your message".

Surely they would of had to read the message to realise they hadn't read the profile.

What profile updates wick you off?"

You don't need to read the full message to see if your profile has been read or not.

My profile asks specifically not to call me babe. I get tons titled "hey babe" so I can tell just from the message title they've not read it.

I've had loads asking me where in Tooting am I? Just a few lines into my profile text I explain I don't live anywhere near Tooting, it's just the song that my bumhole sings. So again, I don't need to open the message to know they've not read my profile, I can see the first few words.

Hope that clears it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyon want to top up my amazon card/membership/credit card/ *insert other monetary transactions here.

This pisses me off. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It makes me laugh when a lady puts an update on their profile saying "if you don't read my profile I wont read your message".

Surely they would of had to read the message to realise they hadn't read the profile.

What profile updates wick you off?

You don't need to read the full message to see if your profile has been read or not.

My profile asks specifically not to call me babe. I get tons titled "hey babe" so I can tell just from the message title they've not read it.

I've had loads asking me where in Tooting am I? Just a few lines into my profile text I explain I don't live anywhere near Tooting, it's just the song that my bumhole sings. So again, I don't need to open the message to know they've not read my profile, I can see the first few words.

Hope that clears it up."

In fairness to those that dont have a good short term memory, your profile is pretty long.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In all honesty? No profile updates "wick me off" - their profile, their choice how they choose to run it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My favourites are “think am gonna give up on this and delete my profile” - as if that’s going to suddenly generate an avalanche of interest begging them to stay!

And the “nightmare day at work today” ones - nobody is on here to read or care about how work has gone! "

Ha, I can just imagine them all forming an orderly queue.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I mostly don't care tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In all honesty? No profile updates "wick me off" - their profile, their choice how they choose to run it.

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I’ve never heard the phrase Wick me off before

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"It makes me laugh when a lady puts an update on their profile saying "if you don't read my profile I wont read your message".

Surely they would of had to read the message to realise they hadn't read the profile.

What profile updates wick you off?

You don't need to read the full message to see if your profile has been read or not.

My profile asks specifically not to call me babe. I get tons titled "hey babe" so I can tell just from the message title they've not read it.

I've had loads asking me where in Tooting am I? Just a few lines into my profile text I explain I don't live anywhere near Tooting, it's just the song that my bumhole sings. So again, I don't need to open the message to know they've not read my profile, I can see the first few words.

Hope that clears it up.

In fairness to those that dont have a good short term memory, your profile is pretty long. "

Then they should maybe do what I do in that situation and open up a second tab, so you can be writing a message in one screen and have the profile text on the one next to it. I'm not techy at all so if they can't work that out for themselves then we're on way different intelligence levels anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say they had a good night with the famous #youknowwhoyouare

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Naming and shaming others on their updates or being nasty

Constant I need sucking /emptying now.

Having does no one meet here etc on all the time.

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Kik?" Usually just from something like that as a title of someone's incoming message immediately let's me know they've not read my profile. However mine is a long read so depending on the profile pic of the message there may be an exception for a response.

Anyway we can write whatever we like on our status within the rules, why let it bother you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes me laugh when a lady puts an update on their profile saying "if you don't read my profile I wont read your message".

Surely they would of had to read the message to realise they hadn't read the profile.

What profile updates wick you off?"

Surely this applies when a keyword is put near the end of a profile to ensure the whole profile is read ie it says something like "put London Bridge" in your message title. That way they can delete without reading any message that does follow those instructions.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I like the status update , its the reposting of the same picture/s from years back, or the pictures of well, "I was eating my dinner" until I saw it.

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