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Uxbridge English dictionary- swingers version

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By *olacola OP   Man
over a year ago

lincoln

Now it’s time to review new entries to the swingers edition of the Uxbridge English dictionary. I’ll start....

Cockatoo, a bird who likes lots of seed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KitKat - a flat-packed pussy?

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By *olacola OP   Man
over a year ago

lincoln

Blowie. Oral sex with a famous singer

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Anal: Dicks in Bums

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Blow Job : Sucking Cock

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Cunnilingus: Licking pussy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Cunt: non paying customer

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Dickwad : Non paying customer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dickwad : Non paying customer"

That's not how you play this game and you jolly well know it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Middlesex.... fucking a belly button

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Focus group....ford owning dogging enthusiasts

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Motorboat - placing your heads between a pair of boobs and shaking it furiously.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Dickwad : Non paying customer

That's not how you play this game and you jolly well know it. "

Oh Nooooooooooooo. Honestly Moon -C I did not know there were rules.....

Now i've looked at the others I can see what I have to do.....

First time player n all that..... be kind.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Vaccine.... Blow job portion of a porn film

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Profile - something people ignore and send you an unwanted message anyway.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Granny crumpet... elderly pet mouse

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Profile....list of prostitutes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Updates... future sexual encounters

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Consent = When the escort agency employ residents of the local prison.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Message....posh massage

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Sussex - your partner realises what you've been up to.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Dickwad : A pile back to back of penis'

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ever given... large blockage

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Clapper-board - A list of people who need to visit the GUM clinic.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Taco-Cart = Lots of pussy transported by trolley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Income - not using a condom

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Income - not using a condom"

Outcome - Withdrawal method

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Pussy; a large amount of infected fluids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy; a large amount of infected fluids "

Ew

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

[Removed by poster at 30/03/21 11:56:34]

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Jaguar; a prostitue that only meets in expensive cars

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By *olo911Couple
over a year ago

wigan

Crumper: mature plump lady.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Repeater = Dreamer

Inch = Centimetre

Lodger = Married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole foods - carrots, cucumbers, etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comedic - Funny shaped penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny - Like a fan

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over a year ago


"Focus group....ford owning dogging enthusiasts "

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Bull - Normal Man

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yoni massage... massage someone called yoni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assume - anal involving you and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat flap -

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By *olacola OP   Man
over a year ago

lincoln

Felching. Using an arrow to peg someone

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