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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have had the pleasure of talking to some fantastically funny people who wee whilst on the phone.

Anybody else had the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the pleasure of talking to some fantastically funny people who wee whilst on the phone.

Anybody else had the same? "

Ermmmmmm no........

They normally wanking

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes...

the odd one pulls the chain too

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats pretty vile

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have had the pleasure of talking to some fantastically funny people who wee whilst on the phone.

Anybody else had the same? "

What kind of job do you do again?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sadly yes - why do men do that? I don't reciprocate when they suggest I carry on speaking on the phone when I need to go.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Hard enough to get a signal anywhere in my house....on the loo - no fecking chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the pleasure of talking to some fantastically funny people who wee whilst on the phone.

Anybody else had the same? "

I suppose with mobiles, you can do anything whilst on the phone

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i have occasionally been pn the lop while n th phone but i never wee at the same time

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"thats pretty vile

It's disgusting!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have had the pleasure of talking to some fantastically funny people who wee whilst on the phone.

Anybody else had the same?

Ermmmmmm no........

They normally wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have had the pleasure of talking to some fantastically funny people who wee whilst on the phone.

Anybody else had the same?

What kind of job do you do again?

Nothing wee or poo related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the pleasure of talking to some fantastically funny people who wee whilst on the phone.

Anybody else had the same?

What kind of job do you do again?

Nothing wee or poo related "

I did that when working for the elderly

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"thats pretty vile

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no pleasing you today eh cute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you throw some toilet roll down first people cant hear the tinkling sound heehee...but wouldnt flush till after i put the phone down. lol I have no shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the pleasure of talking to some fantastically funny people who wee whilst on the phone.

Anybody else had the same? "
when you have to go ,,,,, you just have to no matter who your chating too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you throw some toilet roll down first people cant hear the tinkling sound heehee...but wouldnt flush till after i put the phone down. lol I have no shame

Lol when you gotta go you gotta go.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When you feel the need to pee you have to go.. I was at work this morning dying for a pee and every women toilet on 4 floors was closed due to cleaning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No and I have no interest in listening either, no matter how fantastically funny they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as bob hoskins famously said,

"Its good to pish"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you feel the need to pee you have to go.. I was at work this morning dying for a pee and every women toilet on 4 floors was closed due to cleaning... "

What did you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Called my boss on the phone one morning around 10:30, strange echo from his side. Couldn't figure it out until I heard the water, the bugger was having a bath!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as bob hoskins famously said,

"Its good to pish""

into a cider bottle?? lmao

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"When you feel the need to pee you have to go.. I was at work this morning dying for a pee and every women toilet on 4 floors was closed due to cleaning... "
should have arranged a quickie meet DG, you could have "gushed" all over em

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When you feel the need to pee you have to go.. I was at work this morning dying for a pee and every women toilet on 4 floors was closed due to cleaning... "

So you......?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"When you feel the need to pee you have to go.. I was at work this morning dying for a pee and every women toilet on 4 floors was closed due to cleaning...

So you......?"

So I waited....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do you mean they go for a wee while talking to you on the phone? I do it all the while, depending who it is i let them listen as well. I thought everyone did it. Dont go for a poo though

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"When you feel the need to pee you have to go.. I was at work this morning dying for a pee and every women toilet on 4 floors was closed due to cleaning... should have arranged a quickie meet DG, you could have "gushed" all over em

damn never thought of that...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Do you mean they go for a wee while talking to you on the phone? I do it all the while, depending who it is i let them listen as well. I thought everyone did it. Dont go for a poo though"
Me too...only my close friends though

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When you feel the need to pee you have to go.. I was at work this morning dying for a pee and every women toilet on 4 floors was closed due to cleaning...

So you......?

So I waited...."

Oh ! Thought it was going to be added to the dirtiest thing thread

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"When you feel the need to pee you have to go.. I was at work this morning dying for a pee and every women toilet on 4 floors was closed due to cleaning...

So you......?

So I waited....

Oh ! Thought it was going to be added to the dirtiest thing thread"

hahaha I think i'd got the sack if I did anything dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as bob hoskins famously said,

"Its good to pish"

into a cider bottle?? lmao"

good mammory! xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I go to public loos I can't have anyone hearing me go, so I always flush the toilet and then go so noone can hear. I just don't like anyone hearing me, so I wouldn't go to the loo whilst on the phone, I'd ring back.

if the other person went to the loo then I'd put the phone down away from my ears for a short time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Live a little. Next time you're on the phone do a wee.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Live a little. Next time you're on the phone do a wee. "

what if you are in the muddle of tescos???

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Live a little. Next time you're on the phone do a wee.

what if you are in the muddle of tescos???

I would be in a muddle if I were in Tescos... without even creating a piddle puddle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Live a little. Next time you're on the phone do a wee.

what if you are in the muddle of tescos???

There'll be a puddle. Some one will take pity and take you home

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Live a little. Next time you're on the phone do a wee.

what if you are in the muddle of tescos???

you mean middle.. if so you would be in a muddle..

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