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Dirtyest thing you have done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done xx"

Made up me moms fire with nutty slack

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

i ate a poo once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dug out a big tree root in the garden. I got filthy!

Oh, not what you meant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol haha lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell over in the mud at glastonbury, never been so mucky.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"i ate a poo once"

Nice?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i ate a poo once

Nice?"
i dont remember i was under a year old and only have my mums word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked my first wife up the arse while she was on the phone to her father. If only he knew what his little princess was doing while he was talking to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked my first wife up the arse while she was on the phone to her father. If only he knew what his little princess was doing while he was talking to her. "

I wouldnt be able to have a lucid conversation if i was being shafted from behind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked my first wife up the arse while she was on the phone to her father. If only he knew what his little princess was doing while he was talking to her.

I wouldnt be able to have a lucid conversation if i was being shafted from behind... "

Trust me, she had to concentrate ... on what pops was saying to her.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I fucked my first wife up the arse while she was on the phone to her father. If only he knew what his little princess was doing while he was talking to her.

I wouldnt be able to have a lucid conversation if i was being shafted from behind... "
Nor me - I think I would prioritise!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked mud wrestling mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked my first wife up the arse while she was on the phone to her father. If only he knew what his little princess was doing while he was talking to her.

I wouldnt be able to have a lucid conversation if i was being shafted from behind...

Trust me, she had to concentrate ... on what pops was saying to her. "

Sod that, the phone would have gone

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By *ouple4funnewCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done xx"

dug a hole in my mum's back garden to make her a pond

bloody muck and dirt everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to go to the loo ... in a hole .. was normal for the locals , lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I fucked a guy downstairs in my house while my unsuspecting hubby was flat out upstairs....

As a younster, I chalked a hopscotch grid out on the pavement using white dog poo (you don't see much of that anymore....)

I fucked a guy I met in the onboard casino on the cruise I took with my husband to "celebrate" our 10th wedding anniversary (I did finally leave him 5 months later)

I had an 8 man gang bang when I was knocking on for 17 cos the guys I fucked always had plenty of dope

Sure if I put my mind to it, I could come up with a few more.....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I fucked a guy downstairs in my house while my unsuspecting hubby was flat out upstairs....

As a younster, I chalked a hopscotch grid out on the pavement using white dog poo (you don't see much of that anymore....)

I fucked a guy I met in the onboard casino on the cruise I took with my husband to "celebrate" our 10th wedding anniversary (I did finally leave him 5 months later)

I had an 8 man gang bang when I was knocking on for 17 cos the guys I fucked always had plenty of dope

Sure if I put my mind to it, I could come up with a few more..... "

You re supposed to rest!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I fucked a guy downstairs in my house while my unsuspecting hubby was flat out upstairs....

As a younster, I chalked a hopscotch grid out on the pavement using white dog poo (you don't see much of that anymore....)

I fucked a guy I met in the onboard casino on the cruise I took with my husband to "celebrate" our 10th wedding anniversary (I did finally leave him 5 months later)

I had an 8 man gang bang when I was knocking on for 17 cos the guys I fucked always had plenty of dope

Sure if I put my mind to it, I could come up with a few more.....

You re supposed to rest!!! "

I am resting.....this is my only sex life at the minute, bloody well thinking of what used to be

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done xx"
cleaning my grans oven

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I fucked a guy downstairs in my house while my unsuspecting hubby was flat out upstairs....

As a younster, I chalked a hopscotch grid out on the pavement using white dog poo (you don't see much of that anymore....)

I fucked a guy I met in the onboard casino on the cruise I took with my husband to "celebrate" our 10th wedding anniversary (I did finally leave him 5 months later)

I had an 8 man gang bang when I was knocking on for 17 cos the guys I fucked always had plenty of dope

Sure if I put my mind to it, I could come up with a few more.....

You re supposed to rest!!!

I am resting.....this is my only sex life at the minute, bloody well thinking of what used to be "
Keep your spirits up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I eat scrambled eggs out of the frying pan cos I cba dirtying a plate

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I fucked my first wife up the arse while she was on the phone to her father. If only he knew what his little princess was doing while he was talking to her.

I wouldnt be able to have a lucid conversation if i was being shafted from behind...

Trust me, she had to concentrate ... on what pops was saying to her. "

did she notice what was going on..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I fucked a guy downstairs in my house while my unsuspecting hubby was flat out upstairs....

As a younster, I chalked a hopscotch grid out on the pavement using white dog poo (you don't see much of that anymore....)

I fucked a guy I met in the onboard casino on the cruise I took with my husband to "celebrate" our 10th wedding anniversary (I did finally leave him 5 months later)

I had an 8 man gang bang when I was knocking on for 17 cos the guys I fucked always had plenty of dope

Sure if I put my mind to it, I could come up with a few more.....

You re supposed to rest!!!

I am resting.....this is my only sex life at the minute, bloody well thinking of what used to be Keep your spirits up "

Dunno 'bout spirits, but I've got a large glass of the grape next to me.....feeling a lot better, painkillers kicking in, tentatively arranged club visit in a coupla weeks down in the big city (that's Manchester lol) fingers, legs and eyes crossed that I'm gonna keep improving though I am sooooo horny now that anyone with a pulse and a penis could get a look in (and I'd be prepared to negotiate on the pulse.....)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


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Dunno 'bout spirits, but I've got a large glass of the grape next to me.....feeling a lot better, painkillers kicking in, tentatively arranged club visit in a coupla weeks down in the big city (that's Manchester lol) fingers, legs and eyes crossed that I'm gonna keep improving though I am sooooo horny now that anyone with a pulse and a penis could get a look in (and I'd be prepared to negotiate on the pulse.....) "
Thats my girl

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

as to the op's question, romping around with the oh in the mud on a wet campsite was dirty in a muddy sense...

awkward questions in the morning of the kids why there were palm prints on the bonnet lol..

dirty in the other sense, not going there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fancy some phone fun babe xx

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