FabSwingers.com forum: Being kind and considerate to those in need

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all agree it’s the right thing to do, yes?

In that case, ladies, my inbox is devoid of gratuitous lady nudity and disgusting sexual messages. Please send generously.

Men - I dunno, donate to an animal welfare charity or something. Whatever.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

10 out of 10 for effort

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm afraid I've already allotted my charitable time for the day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm afraid I've already allotted my charitable time for the day

* Leaves thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm afraid I've already allotted my charitable time for the day

But that means there’s a fresh allocation tomorrow! #positives

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"10 out of 10 for effort

0 out of 10 for gratuitous lady nudity in my inbox though

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The kind thing would be to not send you any Op. You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kind thing would be to not send you any Op. You're welcome.

Ok don’t be kind, if it helps with the gratuitous nudity, feel pitiful for me instead!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ha! Touche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s the new guy ?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Who’s the new guy ? "

Greg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno but nice legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who’s the new guy ?

Greg "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"The kind thing would be to not send you any Op. You're welcome.

Ok don’t be kind, if it helps with the gratuitous nudity, feel pitiful for me instead!

It's tough being a new man on the forum, you do have that pity card to play.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Dunno but nice Greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno but nice Greggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kind thing would be to not send you any Op. You're welcome.

Ok don’t be kind, if it helps with the gratuitous nudity, feel pitiful for me instead!

It's tough being a new man on the forum, you do have that pity card to play."

It is hard, and I get no support from the Fab family (The Firm) and it leaves me teary and weepy. Nobody told me what it would be like.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"10 out of 10 for effort

0 out of 10 for gratuitous lady nudity in my inbox though

Try again on a Friday, you might have more luck but wait till about 9pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kind thing would be to not send you any Op. You're welcome.

Ok don’t be kind, if it helps with the gratuitous nudity, feel pitiful for me instead!

It's tough being a new man on the forum, you do have that pity card to play.

It is hard, and I get no support from the Fab family (The Firm) and it leaves me teary and weepy. Nobody told me what it would be like."

Let auntie Nora take you under her wing mr newbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kind thing would be to not send you any Op. You're welcome.

Ok don’t be kind, if it helps with the gratuitous nudity, feel pitiful for me instead!

It's tough being a new man on the forum, you do have that pity card to play.

It is hard, and I get no support from the Fab family (The Firm) and it leaves me teary and weepy. Nobody told me what it would be like.

Let auntie Nora take you under her wing mr newbie

Let me know if you need a hand Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kind thing would be to not send you any Op. You're welcome.

Ok don’t be kind, if it helps with the gratuitous nudity, feel pitiful for me instead!

It's tough being a new man on the forum, you do have that pity card to play.

It is hard, and I get no support from the Fab family (The Firm) and it leaves me teary and weepy. Nobody told me what it would be like.

Let auntie Nora take you under her wing mr newbie

Let me know if you need a hand Nora

Yes! Bella and I will look after you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

^ There you go OP, Bella and Nora you lucky man.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wish you would change your profile picture. Every time I see it I remember I have Greggs frozen sausage rolls you bake at home in my freezer.

I want one now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kind thing would be to not send you any Op. You're welcome.

Ok don’t be kind, if it helps with the gratuitous nudity, feel pitiful for me instead!

It's tough being a new man on the forum, you do have that pity card to play.

It is hard, and I get no support from the Fab family (The Firm) and it leaves me teary and weepy. Nobody told me what it would be like.

Let auntie Nora take you under her wing mr newbie

Let me know if you need a hand Nora

Yes! Bella and I will look after you

You can both start by sending gratuitous nudity and disgusting sexual messages!!

But yes, thank you both!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish you would change your profile picture. Every time I see it I remember I have Greggs frozen sausage rolls you bake at home in my freezer.

I want one now

You can nibble on my sausage if you want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kind thing would be to not send you any Op. You're welcome.

Ok don’t be kind, if it helps with the gratuitous nudity, feel pitiful for me instead!

It's tough being a new man on the forum, you do have that pity card to play.

It is hard, and I get no support from the Fab family (The Firm) and it leaves me teary and weepy. Nobody told me what it would be like.

Let auntie Nora take you under her wing mr newbie

Let me know if you need a hand Nora

Yes! Bella and I will look after you

You can both start by sending gratuitous nudity and disgusting sexual messages!!

But yes, thank you both!

But are you any good at sending disgusting sexual messages back though op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kind thing would be to not send you any Op. You're welcome.

Ok don’t be kind, if it helps with the gratuitous nudity, feel pitiful for me instead!

It's tough being a new man on the forum, you do have that pity card to play.

It is hard, and I get no support from the Fab family (The Firm) and it leaves me teary and weepy. Nobody told me what it would be like.

Let auntie Nora take you under her wing mr newbie

Let me know if you need a hand Nora

Yes! Bella and I will look after you

You can both start by sending gratuitous nudity and disgusting sexual messages!!

But yes, thank you both!

But are you any good at sending disgusting sexual messages back though op?

I can talk about cake and what you’ve been up to today if you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kind thing would be to not send you any Op. You're welcome.

Ok don’t be kind, if it helps with the gratuitous nudity, feel pitiful for me instead!

It's tough being a new man on the forum, you do have that pity card to play.

It is hard, and I get no support from the Fab family (The Firm) and it leaves me teary and weepy. Nobody told me what it would be like.

Let auntie Nora take you under her wing mr newbie

Let me know if you need a hand Nora

Yes! Bella and I will look after you

You can both start by sending gratuitous nudity and disgusting sexual messages!!

But yes, thank you both!

But are you any good at sending disgusting sexual messages back though op?

I can talk about cake and what you’ve been up to today if you want? "

. Good enough for me!

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

"Dunno but nice Greggs

Had a Gregg's sausage roll today tasty..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno but nice Greggs

Had a Gregg's sausage roll today tasty..lol"

Can’t beat a greggs sausage roll. No others come close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s an entry with a bang! Well worthy of the accompanying gang!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s an entry with a bang! Well worthy of the accompanying gang!"

I think the nudity is currently caught up in the Mail system somewhere though, probably delayed due to lack of staff because of coronavirus or something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ There you go OP, Bella and Nora you lucky man.

In that case, I am new too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ There you go OP, Bella and Nora you lucky man.

In that case, I am new too!"

Haha come ere Jennie!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"^ There you go OP, Bella and Nora you lucky man.

In that case, I am new too!"

Get in ma vag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ There you go OP, Bella and Nora you lucky man.

In that case, I am new too!

Get in ma vag!"

She’s much more forward than I am

. The tart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! I totally agree with you there.

Cause when all "this covid" is over ...I truly believe that this country will be stronger and much more kinder to other people.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"^ There you go OP, Bella and Nora you lucky man.

In that case, I am new too!

Get in ma vag!

She’s much more forward than I am

. The tart!"

Might change my name to Bakewell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ There you go OP, Bella and Nora you lucky man.

In that case, I am new too!

Get in ma vag!

She’s much more forward than I am

. The tart!

Might change my name to Bakewell "

Or treacle I prefer treacle!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can't remember the question!

Erm snog?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't remember the question!

Erm snog?! "

Ah don’t worry about the question - It’s definitely the right answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s an entry with a bang! Well worthy of the accompanying gang!

I think the nudity is currently caught up in the Mail system somewhere though, probably delayed due to lack of staff because of coronavirus or something like that "

I have no doubt that your sense of humour will soon unblock the clog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tempted to send you another Venus like last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ There you go OP, Bella and Nora you lucky man.

In that case, I am new too!

Get in ma vag!"

FFS .... if only I had realised it was so easy! That's 2 years on fab wasted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm tempted to send you another Venus like last time

Where’s the “praying” emoji??

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By *amaraBeaverbankWoman
over a year ago

Benidorm Spain

animal charity... after a year not working I’ll have to be my own charity lmao

10/10 for the attempt though. Made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made my donation. Check your inbox lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Made my donation. Check your inbox lol"

ah that was lovely to wake up to! Thank you!!

Ladies, still time to do the right thing like this lovely lady has..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you put your sausage away please OP!

I really want one now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you put your sausage away please OP!

I really want one now

You can bite the end off mine Ms Poppins

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