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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Whats the most common misconceptions people have about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im stunningly good looking, also a sense of humour,lol

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"im stunningly good looking, also a sense of humour,lol "
so in actual fact your a fugly whos miserable?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

that I am arrogant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm full of confidence ... I'm usually a wreck inside in social situations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am a right Moodycow

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

That I'm posh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im stunningly good looking, also a sense of humour,lol so in actual fact your a fugly whos miserable? "
yes to somepeople,lol, but i have my mrs call me mr meldrew before now,lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

In the real world - probably that I don't do a lot as usually when asked what sort of weekend I've had I often reply "oh, quiet you know" rather than saying I was at a club, naked in a jacuzzi with 10 other folk, playing with most of them and we finished off the night taking naked photos in the car park of the hotel to load up to a swinging site when I get home......

On here, that I'm a blonde female called Caz when I'm actually a VVWE skinhead prop forward called Darren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh....."
well you live in torquay,lol thats posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh.....well you live in torquay,lol thats posh "

lmfao.. you been to Torquay before??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Fia....I look as if I am very confident...reality is very different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm full of confidence ... I'm usually a wreck inside in social situations

"

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"That I'm posh.....well you live in torquay,lol thats posh "

Nah....it's really not

It's like Blackpool.....but with money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh.....well you live in torquay,lol thats posh

lmfao.. you been to Torquay before?? "

not for many yearss

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That i will have a strong accent and f and blind every other word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm full of confidence ... I'm usually a wreck inside in social situations

"

Yeah same, i blag my way through most situations and perhaps act OTT but secretly id just be happy to be a wall flower and fade to the background

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That i will have a strong accent and f and blind every other word"
same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am strong and a fighter and can look after myself but in reality I am an insecure vulnerable person

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

people who speak to meo the phone think i am posh when i am really really not x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That I'm a nice, demure librarian type who shocks easily!

That's in my normal life obvs. The way I look gets me away with murder!

Some people spot the real me lurking under the surface but it amuses me that so many don't.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"That i will have a strong accent and f and blind every other word"

but you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been accused of not having a sense of humour in the past but in reality its more the fact I don't suffer fuckwits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!"

so what equates to posh in the southwest?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!

so what equates to posh in the southwest?"

Gold Pasties

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"That i will have a strong accent and f and blind every other word

but you do "

bollocks, i got told i was nicely spoken last week so there(blows raspberries)

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

that im a hard faced cow that hates kids .... ooo no hang on that is me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!

so what equates to posh in the southwest?

Gold Pasties"

I hate to think what that's a euphemism of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that i will believe anything they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!"

Your just well spoken, don't curse and have brilliant diction..

rest of us just have a janner twang.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"That i will have a strong accent and f and blind every other word

but you do

bollocks, i got told i was nicely spoken last week so there(blows raspberries)"

did you have them by the bollocks at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!

so what equates to posh in the southwest?"

Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats the most common misconceptions people have about you? "

That i'd ever consider settling down again!

Family and friends should know better! Everyone else should soon realise!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that I'll agree to shag someone on here despite them having no pics, and no info on their profile or message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!

so what equates to posh in the southwest?

Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently. "

Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!

so what equates to posh in the southwest?

Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently.

Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps?"

I don't think so, but to others maybe. Call me and find out.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!

so what equates to posh in the southwest?

Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently.

Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps?"

think he could fit two hairy ones in there at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that I am blonde lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!

so what equates to posh in the southwest?

Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently.

Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps?think he could fit two hairy ones in there at least "

Only two? 6 easy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That I am tall they think I am lying when I say I am 6ft...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!

so what equates to posh in the southwest?

Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently.

Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps?think he could fit two hairy ones in there at least

Only two? 6 easy "

ok thanks, i have just found my first volunteer for a spacial game at the beach party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!

so what equates to posh in the southwest?

Think it was my accent on cam. I sound posh apparently.

Ahh bordering on a plumb in your mouth accent perhaps?think he could fit two hairy ones in there at least "

There is something a little hypnotic about watching one man orally glaze another man's balls with his tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm sane..... Fuck who said that.... Who am I....... Where am I ...... Help me please!!!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

That I care.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

That I am frivolous and carefree

That I am happy and jolly

That I am not a lottery winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm a c*nt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my work shy ex partner can have half my house sorry common law wife no such thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm full of confidence ... I'm usually a wreck inside in social situations

"

snap. Confidence isnt dificult to fake with enough practice.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I'm posh. That's what few from the southwest room call me ... posh totty!

so what equates to posh in the southwest?

Gold Pasties"

lol at gold pasties....fizzy cider anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm people tend to think im a nutcase ......dont know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People think I'm confident and I am so not I just shake on the inside and smile on the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here I suspect people think that I am a lot more serious and miserable than I actually am.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"That I am tall they think I am lying when I say I am 6ft..."

6 little feet maybe

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By *hyguy 43Man
over a year ago

Swansea


"People think I'm confident and I am so not I just shake on the inside and smile on the outside "

Awwwww i know someone like that xxx

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That I'm a c*nt! "
no we already know that for definite

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mum says I am not so there... "

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... "

Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy! "

She wishes you would dump that nasty BB and go out with me..Just cos you talk all posh on the phone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy! "

Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mum says I am not so there...

"

You know its true...X

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!

Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages "

he has more than one?????

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!

Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one????? "

I have them hanging in the cow shed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!

Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one????? "

A collection so ive heard.......

2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!

Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????

A collection so ive heard.......

2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger "

heres me thinking it was an old chipolata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am a nice person.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That I am a nice person. "
But Pearl you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I don't change my FAB knickers and I like to party!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I am a nice person. But Pearl you are!"

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Rub me the wrong way and the claws are out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!

Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????

A collection so ive heard.......

2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger heres me thinking it was an old chipolata "

Well yes but its still in one piece...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!

Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????

A collection so ive heard.......

2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger heres me thinking it was an old chipolata

Well yes but its still in one piece... "

i would hope so

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!

Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????

A collection so ive heard.......

2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger heres me thinking it was an old chipolata

Well yes but its still in one piece... i would hope so "

I likes to let the air circulate round it when I wear a skirt whilst out shopping in the Village...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!

Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????

A collection so ive heard.......

2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger heres me thinking it was an old chipolata

Well yes but its still in one piece... i would hope so

I likes to let the air circulate round it when I wear a skirt whilst out shopping in the Village... "

you mean you like to let the flys buzz up ya skirt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Im a Mummys boy...

My mumsays I am not so there... Ives spoken to your mum and yes you are soooo a mummys boy!

Apparantly, she is gonna hide his sausages he has more than one?????

A collection so ive heard.......

2 and a half old saveloys. 4 fluffy chipollatas and a walls banger heres me thinking it was an old chipolata

Well yes but its still in one piece... i would hope so

I likes to let the air circulate round it when I wear a skirt whilst out shopping in the Village... you mean you like to let the flys buzz up ya skirt? "

Ohhhh dontcha just love a guy in a kilt ...on a windy day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

without it sounding like any form of racecard play, I've been scottish for 36years...with the new arrivals coming to scotland from other countries(not saying theres anything wrong in that), I still like people to know my scottish identity..I'm sometimes aware of the surprise on peoples faces when they hear my accent(or when theyve seen my pics and get me on the phone and cant match my accent to my colouring).

or the "seriously? is ur name Paddy???!? u dont look irish"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some think I am a bastard when im really an orphan

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

That I am gay because of what I wear when I go out,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some think I am a bastard when im really an orphan "

could be both tho

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"without it sounding like any form of racecard play, I've been scottish for 36years...with the new arrivals coming to scotland from other countries(not saying theres anything wrong in that), I still like people to know my scottish identity..I'm sometimes aware of the surprise on peoples faces when they hear my accent(or when theyve seen my pics and get me on the phone and cant match my accent to my colouring).

or the "seriously? is ur name Paddy???!? u dont look irish""

Seriously, is your name Paddy....you sound fuck all like Ian Paisley......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some think I am a bastard when im really an orphan

could be both tho"

Naaa my mam couldnt remember which one it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"without it sounding like any form of racecard play, I've been scottish for 36years...with the new arrivals coming to scotland from other countries(not saying theres anything wrong in that), I still like people to know my scottish identity..I'm sometimes aware of the surprise on peoples faces when they hear my accent(or when theyve seen my pics and get me on the phone and cant match my accent to my colouring).

or the "seriously? is ur name Paddy???!? u dont look irish"

Seriously, is your name Paddy....you sound fuck all like Ian Paisley...... "

was gonna say he was dead till i checked lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

that i am cold and have no sense of humour... and that I am an unfriendly git....

actually i don't mind that people have those misconceptions because when people actually meet me they are surprised!!!!

never give away everything..... always make people think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm a gynaecologist and will have a bloody good look

Wolf :D

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