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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you were a cracker what kind would you be?

I'm thinking something salty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilli cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas cracker

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Undercrackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re being silly, so I’m going to be a “Nut cracker”

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Chilli cracker "
The crumbs of the chillis crackers the fall from the lips of Doriss, and float down between her breasts, landing gently on her lap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A safe cracker

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Chilli cracker "

Good choice

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Either the crumbs at the bottom of a parrots cage or an over enthusiastic firework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a Chinese fortune cracker.. May all who sail, have good fortune

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Christmas cracker "

A Nora is for all year, not just Christmas

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Robbie Coltrane.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt & black pepper

Topped with mature cheese

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Christmas cracker "

This

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Undercrackers "

You aren't wearing any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ritz.

Tasty, adaptable, and surprisingly filling.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"They’re being silly, so I’m going to be a “Nut cracker” "

Suite

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ritz.

Tasty, adaptable, and surprisingly filling."

I really enjoy a Ritz cracker

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"A safe cracker "

Do you need a sidekick? I'm a dab hand at picking locks with a hairpin

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Either the crumbs at the bottom of a parrots cage or an over enthusiastic firework "

Polly wants a cracker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be Crakerjack, the old TV series. Rember watching that and loving it! Ooh I could crush a grape!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Ritz.

Tasty, adaptable, and surprisingly filling.

I really enjoy a Ritz cracker "

Love a Ritz and a Cream Cracker. How many dry cream crackers can you eat?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ritz.

Tasty, adaptable, and surprisingly filling.

I really enjoy a Ritz cracker

Love a Ritz and a Cream Cracker. How many dry cream crackers can you eat? "

Oh..I don't know! I've never tried but I'm tempted to now

How many can you?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ritz.

Tasty, adaptable, and surprisingly filling.

I really enjoy a Ritz cracker

Love a Ritz and a Cream Cracker. How many dry cream crackers can you eat? "

I feel a forum challenge coming on!

How dry crackers can you eat challenge

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Many*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nutty oat biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be a Chinese fortune cracker.. May all who sail, have good fortune "

But can you eat the cracker?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A water biscuit....

Round, bubbly amd breaks easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK

Sorry to anyone on a health kick, but I have just seen that mini cheddars are now available in stick form

Remember chipsticks?

Imagine those, but in mini cheddar flavour

I liberated a pack from the Co-Op and am already half way down a bag

Purely as a guinea pig of course

To help you guys out

I'm good like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cream cracker with a tasty topping

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Christmas cracker "

What part of you do we pull to make you snap

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I'd be a whip cracker

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Ritz.

Tasty, adaptable, and surprisingly filling.

I really enjoy a Ritz cracker

Love a Ritz and a Cream Cracker. How many dry cream crackers can you eat?

I feel a forum challenge coming on!

How dry crackers can you eat challenge "

I’m going to limber up and practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a party cracker crack me open and the party never stops ??????????

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'll be a Chinese fortune cracker.. May all who sail, have good fortune "

Love the fortunes the crackers are a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that pulls easily.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ritz.

Tasty, adaptable, and surprisingly filling.

I really enjoy a Ritz cracker

Love a Ritz and a Cream Cracker. How many dry cream crackers can you eat?

I feel a forum challenge coming on!

How dry crackers can you eat challenge

I’m going to limber up and practice "

I should get some practice in too

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'll be a Chinese fortune cracker.. May all who sail, have good fortune

Love the fortunes the crackers are a bit "

This just made me think of ..if you could pull a cracker and a forumite fell out who would it be!

A bit of a leap I know but that would definitely feel like Christmas...crackers ain't it

You wouldn't need a fortune cookie to know someone was going be lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be a Chinese fortune cracker.. May all who sail, have good fortune

Love the fortunes the crackers are a bit

This just made me think of ..if you could pull a cracker and a forumite fell out who would it be!

A bit of a leap I know but that would definitely feel like Christmas...crackers ain't it

You wouldn't need a fortune cookie to know someone was going be lucky

"

Knowing my luck I’d pull the small half, someone else would get my forumite and I’d be left with a silly paper hat

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Are they called TUC? The ones with the cheesy filling?

Mmmmm I used to love them.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I'll be a Chinese fortune cracker.. May all who sail, have good fortune

Love the fortunes the crackers are a bit

This just made me think of ..if you could pull a cracker and a forumite fell out who would it be!

A bit of a leap I know but that would definitely feel like Christmas...crackers ain't it

You wouldn't need a fortune cookie to know someone was going be lucky

Knowing my luck I’d pull the small half, someone else would get my forumite and I’d be left with a silly paper hat "

Oh nooo! I never thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are they called TUC? The ones with the cheesy filling?

Mmmmm I used to love them. "

You had me at Tuc. Love them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ritz.

Tasty, adaptable, and surprisingly filling."

Love them...with cream cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be sweet because I am very sweet lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Are they called TUC? The ones with the cheesy filling?

Mmmmm I used to love them. "

I remember them. They were delicious with and without the filling

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Salt & black pepper

Topped with mature cheese "

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosemary x

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Ritz.

Tasty, adaptable, and surprisingly filling."

Aren't you just

I mean they, they!

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Can I be Crackerjack? It's Friday, it's 5 to 5...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of Jacob's cuz I can be a mix of all sorts,

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Spicy cracker

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

Marmite and cheese flavour...

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