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"A wot wot?? " magic straws!!!! | |||
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"Is it them things ya stick in milk and it comes out chocolate ? "or strawberry | |||
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"Is it them things ya stick in milk and it comes out chocolate ? "Nah thats ya boo you dipin milk and it comes out chocolate... 
Are they the Chinese straws? | |||
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"ahhhhhhh well have ya stuck it in milk ? or just sat sucking on it ? "i put it in milk, but the bugger wont come out!!!! | |||
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"ahhhhhhh well have ya stuck it in milk ? or just sat sucking on it ? i put it in milk, but the bugger wont come out!!!!"Do you have it upside down? try turning it over. | |||
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"ahhhhhhh well have ya stuck it in milk ? or just sat sucking on it ? i put it in milk, but the bugger wont come out!!!!"try blowing it first | |||
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"ahhhhhhh well have ya stuck it in milk ? or just sat sucking on it ? i put it in milk, but the bugger wont come out!!!!
try blowing it first "iv blown it til i gone blue!! its broken it has to be !!! | |||
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"hit it with a large hammer then "i thought they were a good idea.....but which is the bottom, which is the top? same both ends, maybe sucking the wrong end | |||
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"hit it with a large hammer then "Has no one ever told you you should never blow??  | |||
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"Talk dirty to it...Will fly out the end then.... "so thats why its called nesquick!!! | |||
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"Does it have a little cap thingy on the end ? "no..same both ends, no instructions, but how hard can it be ??? ffs | |||
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"Does it have a little cap thingy on the end ? no..same both ends, no instructions, but how hard can it be ??? ffs "As hard as you make it...Hee Hee | |||
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"Does it have a little cap thingy on the end ? no..same both ends, no instructions, but how hard can it be ??? ffs
As hard as you make it...Hee Hee "now this was a perfectly non rude thread ...... | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch "You hold it I,ll glue it... | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it... "as long as its creamy glue | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue "Is there any other kind ?.. | |||
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"Does it have a little cap thingy on the end ? no..same both ends, no instructions, but how hard can it be ??? ffs
As hard as you make it...Hee Hee now this was a perfectly non rude thread ......"you have no chance of any thread staying non sex orientated lol | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?.. "Thats the best kind | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind "mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too | |||
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 mao best post in a while congrats
yeah im a tad tipsy ooops
with my straws they work either way when u suck and if u blow u get bubbles maybe ur suction isnt rite  come over il show how its done lmao gd luck | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too "Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...  | |||
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" mao best post in a while congrats
yeah im a tad tipsy ooops
with my straws they work either way when u suck and if u blow u get bubbles maybe ur suction isnt rite come over il show how its done lmao gd luck"it's all in the lip action from what i was told( never tried so i can't vouche for it) so maybe it's the way your holding your mouth | |||
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" mao best post in a while congrats
yeah im a tad tipsy ooops
with my straws they work either way when u suck and if u blow u get bubbles maybe ur suction isnt rite come over il show how its done lmao gd luck
it's all in the lip action from what i was told( never tried so i can't vouche for it) so maybe it's the way your holding your mouth "go out and buy magic straws and try and suck ya self, bet you get nothing out!! | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug... "Lol come back u havent finished yet | |||
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" mao best post in a while congrats
yeah im a tad tipsy ooops
with my straws they work either way when u suck and if u blow u get bubbles maybe ur suction isnt rite come over il show how its done lmao gd luck
it's all in the lip action from what i was told( never tried so i can't vouche for it) so maybe it's the way your holding your mouth go out and buy magic straws and try and suck ya self, bet you get nothing out!! "last time i tried sucking i got a kick in the bollocks and a slap on the ear | |||
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" mao best post in a while congrats
yeah im a tad tipsy ooops
with my straws they work either way when u suck and if u blow u get bubbles maybe ur suction isnt rite come over il show how its done lmao gd luck
it's all in the lip action from what i was told( never tried so i can't vouche for it) so maybe it's the way your holding your mouth go out and buy magic straws and try and suck ya self, bet you get nothing out!!
last time i tried sucking i got a kick in the bollocks and a slap on the ear "sure ya didnt get a slap in the bollox and a kick in the ear ? | |||
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"Just eat the god damn thing "ya cant just eat!!! to have to taste!!! | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet "Im a good boy I am.... | |||
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"Just eat the god damn thing ya cant just eat!!! to have to taste!!!"but ull taste it when u eat | |||
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" mao best post in a while congrats
yeah im a tad tipsy ooops
with my straws they work either way when u suck and if u blow u get bubbles maybe ur suction isnt rite come over il show how its done lmao gd luck
it's all in the lip action from what i was told( never tried so i can't vouche for it) so maybe it's the way your holding your mouth go out and buy magic straws and try and suck ya self, bet you get nothing out!!
last time i tried sucking i got a kick in the bollocks and a slap on the ear sure ya didnt get a slap in the bollox and a kick in the ear ?"it might well have been, i was rather taken aback and gasping for breath and dazed at the time | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am.... "Damn i prefer bad ones | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am.... "and feckin wipe it before you leave next time lol | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am....
Damn i prefer bad ones "Ive read about girls like you in the Sun...How far is Leeds from Chester...? | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am....
Damn i prefer bad ones
Ive read about girls like you in the Sun...How far is Leeds from Chester...? "About this long | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am....
Damn i prefer bad ones
Ive read about girls like you in the Sun...How far is Leeds from Chester...?
About this long "further than manchester so i can cum quicker,,,,, hmmmm now that don't sound right some how | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug...
Lol come back u havent finished yet
Im a good boy I am....
Damn i prefer bad ones
Ive read about girls like you in the Sun...How far is Leeds from Chester...?
About this long
further than manchester so i can cum quicker,,,,, hmmmm now that don't sound right some how "Haha | |||
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"Depends how hard u make it Snap! ouch
You hold it I,ll glue it...
as long as its creamy glue
Is there any other kind ?..
Thats the best kind
mind you don't get any on your fingers, it's messy and sticky too
Hard to get off your chin too...Not saying I know that from experience...Walks away from deep hole he has just dug... "On ebay.... " for sale, one spade, slightly used" | |||
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"does anyone know how these things work iv been sucking for ages and nothing coming out, which is highly unusual for me "You do make me laff | |||
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"did ya manage to get it out ? "yes after much sucking and palava!! | |||
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"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!! "Drained!!! | |||
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"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! "paramedics needed!!!!! | |||
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"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!"What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile | |||
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"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile "well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about | |||
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"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about "More more more more lol | |||
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"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about
More more more more lol"now i have a joker sized smile!!!! where are the st johns ambulance when ya need em | |||
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"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about
More more more more lolnow i have a joker sized smile!!!! where are the st johns ambulance when ya need em "At the footie i think. *hitches up tight pencil skirt to see femmes seamed nylons* ! Mmmmmmmmmmm | |||
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"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about
More more more more lolnow i have a joker sized smile!!!! where are the st johns ambulance when ya need em
At the footie i think.
*hitches up tight pencil skirt to see femmes seamed nylons* ! Mmmmmmmmmmm"give me some tequila and you wont need to hitch | |||
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"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about
More more more more lolnow i have a joker sized smile!!!! where are the st johns ambulance when ya need em
At the footie i think.
*hitches up tight pencil skirt to see femmes seamed nylons* ! Mmmmmmmmmmmgive me some tequila and you wont need to hitch "You just bend over and pop that straw in you milk and I will sort out things round back to help you with your suction powers. *pops tequila in milk* | |||
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"did ya manage to get it out ? yes after much sucking and palava!!
Drained!!! paramedics needed!!!!!
What to move the corners of my mouth back into a non joker size smile well it was the rolly eyes i was concerned about
More more more more lolnow i have a joker sized smile!!!! where are the st johns ambulance when ya need em
At the footie i think.
*hitches up tight pencil skirt to see femmes seamed nylons* ! Mmmmmmmmmmmgive me some tequila and you wont need to hitch
You just bend over and pop that straw in you milk and I will sort out things round back to help you with your suction powers. *pops tequila in milk*"are you trying to get me d*unk??? | |||
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"No d*unk! You bend over and ill demonstrate what i'm trying to do to ya "look!! i can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the floor | |||
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"No d*unk! You bend over and ill demonstrate what i'm trying to do to ya look!! i can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the floor "Do it and see what happens babe | |||
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"No d*unk! You bend over and ill demonstrate what i'm trying to do to ya look!! i can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the floor
Do it and see what happens babe "im doing it , im doing it!!! | |||
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"No d*unk! You bend over and ill demonstrate what i'm trying to do to ya look!! i can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the floor
Do it and see what happens babe im doing it , im doing it!!!"No your not unless you have your keyboard on the floor.! And put your heels back on while your at it | |||
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"No d*unk! You bend over and ill demonstrate what i'm trying to do to ya look!! i can bend over and put the palms of my hands flat on the floor
Do it and see what happens babe im doing it , im doing it!!!
No your not unless you have your keyboard on the floor.! And put your heels back on while your at it "oh i love it when you get all masterful | |||
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"i done it!!!! i managed to suss em fecking silly things "Wots the trick then | |||
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"i done it!!!! i managed to suss em fecking silly things
Wots the trick then "Aggresively rip at them with your teeth until stuff comes out | |||
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"i done it!!!! i managed to suss em fecking silly things "All those little children will be impressed! | |||
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"i just sucked andsucked.....simple really, silly me "ohhhhhhhhhhhh type that again, but slooooooower | |||
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"i just sucked andsucked.....simple really, silly me
ohhhhhhhhhhhh type that again, but slooooooower "you really need to take something for that condition ya have there ya know | |||
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"i just sucked andsucked.....simple really, silly me
ohhhhhhhhhhhh type that again, but slooooooower you really need to take something for that condition ya have there ya know "I can get your boobs on prescription????? | |||
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"i just sucked andsucked.....simple really, silly me
ohhhhhhhhhhhh type that again, but slooooooower you really need to take something for that condition ya have there ya know
I can get your boobs on prescription????? "you can ??? who told ya that DRs always lie ya know | |||
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"If it seems too good to be true---------  "awwwwwwwwwww there there | |||
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"where where???? "take a deep breath.... | |||
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"If it seems too good to be true--------- "some things do seem that way | |||
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