FabSwingers.com forum: It's Official - I'm 50 and my sex life is OVER

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun"

Don't forget your pipe and slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just put you year of birth back a year on your profile and be 49 a bit longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i see you already have as your 46 on your profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hope this thread is a joke lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun"

Why worry when you are only 46

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun"

Just wait till your my doddery old age - Am investing in a stick for the party nights (after 50 whatever - all the ladies seem to want their bums smacked)

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

your 21 plus vat just dont say how much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See - that's senility setting in. Can't even remember how old I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun"

Save me a good seat, I'll be there in 3 years time.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Life begins at 40...so your'e going in the right direction......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun

Save me a good seat, I'll be there in 3 years time.

I will be there before you so will keep a good seat for you know how bad your knees are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just my luck - probably everything else will pack up working and I'll just be left with a fully-functioning but totally redundant cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm outside the age range of so many people on this site that I am now officially a dirty old man. I'll just sit in the corner with my milky cup of tea whilst you young 'uns have fun

Save me a good seat, I'll be there in 3 years time.

I will be there before you so will keep a good seat for you know how bad your knees are

A year is a long time to be sitting in the same spot so make sure you got ya knickers on - wouldn't want you getting yourself stuck to the chair would we.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm

... am 42 today OP and it got me thinking that I might only have 8 swinging years left... oh the horror, the horror!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best not make them black knickers then cos they will be nothing left of them after a year

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

Just wait til you tick over from 50 to 51 like I did in April, Oh dear me the number of couples / ladies who's age range I am now past and untouchable is amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy birthday I think was the OP's intent...u uncaring lot!

happy birthday OP..only 50yrs away from a 100...itll go quick heheheheheehe

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"happy birthday I think was the OP's intent...u uncaring lot!

happy birthday OP..only 50yrs away from a 100...itll go quick heheheheheehe"

Well he's apparantly only 46, so he's celebrating being 50 four years early or he has fixed his DOB on his profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"happy birthday I think was the OP's intent...u uncaring lot!

happy birthday OP..only 50yrs away from a 100...itll go quick heheheheheehe

Well he's apparantly only 46, so he's celebrating being 50 four years early or he has fixed his DOB on his profile...

maybe he traveled back in time??? theres always a plausible explanation for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blooming eck, pass the werthers, im 50 and wife 51, we had loads of meet since hitting half century,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I better swap my corsets and stilettos for a thermal vest and big slipper then as I'm past fifty ..... only horlicks instead of pussy-licks to look forward to now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind, but I seem to be getting hornier as I get older. Where's the justice in that? Pussy Licks over Horlicks any day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another ten years and you will get your ticket to ride.....if bus passes are still about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't mind, but I seem to be getting hornier as I get older. Where's the justice in that? Pussy Licks over Horlicks any day!"

did u just say Whorelicks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, he is now 51

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel so heartened by everything you kind people have written that I feel I can embrace my true age without shame, embarassment or surgical supports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, he is now 51

... seen all us over fifty hotties and decided he wants some of our action too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those big slippers sound GOOOOODDD baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont forget all the ailments that you get when you hit 50, heart,prostrate, blood pressure, oh the joys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont forget all the ailments that you get when you hit 50, heart,prostrate, blood pressure, oh the joys

within 10/20 years it wont matter, I'll have cybernetic implants..wait till u see the size of my vibrating 20inch cock (camera attached to the end)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you can't wait for all your health check's and samples needed to remind you of the point,lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're right - they're not the kind of insertions I was looking forward to

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Sex life never been better since hitting 50+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me thinks we should start a new "50 is the new 40" link and post everywhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex life never been better since hitting 50+

imagine that statement on one of those over 50's insurance ads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah - but you're in cougar territory now lady. I'm more of the scruffy mongrel thats only one more expensive trip to the vets away from being put down

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Just wait til you tick over from 50 to 51 like I did in April, Oh dear me the number of couples / ladies who's age range I am now past and untouchable is amazing."
i feel the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day we stop swinging just because of a bloody number, I'll be down to Halfords for a rope!!!!!

Like fuck am I going to give up swinging just because it is now over 51 years since I was launched into this world!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The day we stop swinging just because of a bloody number, I'll be down to Halfords for a rope!!!!!

Like fuck am I going to give up swinging just because it is now over 51 years since I was launched into this world!!!

god bless the Pork... and all who sail in him

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The day we stop swinging just because of a bloody number, I'll be down to Halfords for a rope!!!!!

Like fuck am I going to give up swinging just because it is now over 51 years since I was launched into this world!!!

god bless the Pork... and all who sail in him

Wolf

Why thank you - you are so kind to one as old as I........

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Perky - you're in great shape (no offence to Porky). Hope I haven't got you mixed up - can't imagine a bloke would let his wife go on here with a profile name Porky

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"dont forget all the ailments that you get when you hit 50, heart,prostrate, blood pressure, oh the joys

within 10/20 years it wont matter, I'll have cybernetic implants..wait till u see the size of my vibrating 20inch cock (camera attached to the end)"

Hope you got the 4s cock it's got front and rear cams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perky - you're in great shape (no offence to Porky). Hope I haven't got you mixed up - can't imagine a bloke would let his wife go on here with a profile name Porky"

Too bloody right I wouldn't! Ha ha! Thank you on behalf of Perky, but are you saying you don't fancy me then?

Honestly, some people are soooooo fussy!

= Pork

= Perky

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

51 is the new 31!!! Ok, I am dreaming - but hey, 51 is nothing and definitely not too old to ..... what was it that we used to enjoy?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont forget all the ailments that you get when you hit 50, heart,prostrate, blood pressure, oh the joys

within 10/20 years it wont matter, I'll have cybernetic implants..wait till u see the size of my vibrating 20inch cock (camera attached to the end)

Hope you got the 4s cock it's got front and rear cams "

its gotta wide angled lense...fucking great for group facials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am yet to make sweet love to a 50 year old but I really really need to! I have a lot to learn from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is to the OP your sex life is over at 50 is it..... Well come and see me (Perky) i will put that to rights....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Im 50 ......does that make me a dirty old woman??

I suppose I can do dirty if you really want me too

lol

xxx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

sex life over at 50? I don't think so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now there's a tempting offer. I'm glad that it came from you Perky - not offence to Porky of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See... sexy women can get away with saying they are dirty in a way that we 50 something blokes never could. Thanks for the thought x

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

I'm fuct then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fuct then

.... or not as the case might be!

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

"I'm fuct then

.... or not as the case might be!

I get lucky every now and again tho'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since reaching 50 (four years ago) I last longer, want it more often and apart from teeth and hair falling out, I feel better….. Ok I get out of breath quicker but that just makes you slow down and enjoy it more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im 50 ......does that make me a dirty old woman??

I suppose I can do dirty if you really want me too

lol

xxx"

dirty and hot...luv it!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe I just need to get myself a big ole jaccuzzi - obviously works for you guys. Long may it continue

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