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Breaking the ice on a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I see a penis , yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every time I see a penis , yes"

Thank you, close thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make him drop his Keks before the coffee is ordered. If his cock doesn't make a "badoink" sound like a springy doorstop when I ping it then I'm out

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Of course. Haven’t we all?

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh


"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "

I ALWAYS put a pair of googly eyes on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I put a little sombrero on it, get my guitar out and sing mariachi songs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make him drop his Keks before the coffee is ordered. If his cock doesn't make a "badoink" sound like a springy doorstop when I ping it then I'm out "

Hours of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course. Haven’t we all? "

I think so Babs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done this but not on a meet..look a bit odd sat outside a cafe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I put a little sombrero on it, get my guitar out and sing mariachi songs."

Juan love

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Penis's have feelings too guy's not just an object for your entertainment.

( To be said in the voice and style of Neil for the young ones)

Equality for penis's everywhere!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I do it every time but not in a public place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make him drop his Keks before the coffee is ordered. If his cock doesn't make a "badoink" sound like a springy doorstop when I ping it then I'm out

Hours of fun "

You know me, I'm easily amused

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I like to pretend I’m Terry Wogan hosting Blankety Blank and the cock is the long microphone.

I talk into it and then I lean it in his direction for his replies.

The men love it. It’s a great bit of foreplay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to pretend I’m Terry Wogan hosting Blankety Blank and the cock is the long microphone.

I talk into it and then I lean it in his direction for his replies.

The men love it. It’s a great bit of foreplay "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "

the thought made me laugh! I’m not sure how he’d take that

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "

The sound test has never been the problem.

Plugging the amp in, that's proved tricker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "

I will now and try to pull it off from its stand

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I massage the penis with oil and whisper to it "I love you long time".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I sang to one once. And use it like a velontriquist

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "

Nah, I just pop it in my mouth and start humming like I’m playing a kazoo, half way through Mull of Kintyre they are usually ready to agree to a second meet

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Erm no!! Have I been doing it wrong all this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ?

the thought made me laugh! I’m not sure how he’d take that "

If he didn’t take it with humour or grace, he’s clearly not the man for you

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've interviewed people with a Chuppa Chup before now, told them it was a special mike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've interviewed people with a Chuppa Chup before now, told them it was a special mike "

I’ll Google what a Chuppa Chup is and I’ll be back with an incredibly funny reply based on my observations.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I always go prepared with a magnifying glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've interviewed people with a Chuppa Chup before now, told them it was a special mike

I’ll Google what a Chuppa Chup is and I’ll be back with an incredibly funny reply based on my observations. "

Ok I’m back, I’ve got nothing. But excellent work on your part.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"I've interviewed people with a Chuppa Chup before now, told them it was a special mike

I’ll Google what a Chuppa Chup is and I’ll be back with an incredibly funny reply based on my observations.

Ok I’m back, I’ve got nothing. But excellent work on your part. "

Could always if mentioned about a sticky ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought that was standard practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, I'm so behind.... I'll do it next time. Just for you.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The male equivalent is on going down on a bebushed lady, to look up at her and ask if she thinks you’d suit a moustache.

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By *arbarianzCouple
over a year ago

BARNSTAPLE


"I make him drop his Keks before the coffee is ordered. If his cock doesn't make a "badoink" sound like a springy doorstop when I ping it then I'm out "

I picture it being much like one of those springy door stoppers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Polish mate who is a sound technician. And a Czech one too.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ? "

Yes this is my usual routine.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women have you ever talked into a penis like a microphone, maybe tapped the head a few times and said ‘Testing, testing, 1,2!’ while feeling his balls to see how many’s there, just to ease the tension on a first meet ?

Yes this is my usual routine.x"

Thank you for humouring me.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Yes! . I also made his japseye talk too

I love playing about with his cock for my own entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've interviewed people with a Chuppa Chup before now, told them it was a special mike

I’ll Google what a Chuppa Chup is and I’ll be back with an incredibly funny reply based on my observations.

Ok I’m back, I’ve got nothing. But excellent work on your part. "

Chuppa Chup literally means “to suck. Suck!”

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I've interviewed people with a Chuppa Chup before now, told them it was a special mike

I’ll Google what a Chuppa Chup is and I’ll be back with an incredibly funny reply based on my observations.

Ok I’m back, I’ve got nothing. But excellent work on your part.

Chuppa Chup literally means “to suck. Suck!” "

Handy to know, McElroy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a Polish mate who is a sound technician. And a Czech one too."

Very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought that was standard practice "

Only in Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought that was standard practice

Only in Devon"

You forget where I was brought up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought that was standard practice

Only in Devon

You forget where I was brought up "

You can take the maid out of Devon, but not Devon out of the maid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow, I'm so behind.... I'll do it next time. Just for you. "

If you wouldn’t mind

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I can honestly say I have never tried this.......have I not lived?! Am I missing out!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can honestly say I have never tried this.......have I not lived?! Am I missing out!? "

Yes, it’s sweeping the nation

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