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By *exleyboy OP Man
over a year ago

Erith

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked

the stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. ??

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked

the stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. ??

I think the most polite thing to say here is, I’ve heard better.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked

the stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. ??

I think the most polite thing to say here is, I’ve heard better. "

I dunno ... it could have been a Mary Whitehouse Experience joke ... that one went down really well

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over a year ago

"A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked

the stewardess to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. ??

I think the most polite thing to say here is, I’ve heard better.

I dunno ... it could have been a Mary Whitehouse Experience joke ... that one went down really well

Wot cheek!! It is a brilliant joke!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked how much I would spend an a bottle of wine

I replied about half an hour X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two fish in a tank

The first turns to the other and asks "do you know how to drive this thing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they’re ugly and smelly.

No?

Wrong audience?

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By *artender_onthelooseMan
over a year ago

Dublin

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch

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over a year ago

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch

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over a year ago

"Two cows in a field. Which one is on holiday?

The one with the wee calf."

Pmsl

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By *artender_onthelooseMan
over a year ago

Dublin

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

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By *artender_onthelooseMan
over a year ago

Dublin

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support people will think we're nuts.

I promise that's the last one

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Why do women love BMW's ?

Because they can spell them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don’t you see any pregnant barbie dolls?

Because Ken came in a different box...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man gets a job selling blow up dolls one day he’s delivering to the top floor block of flats so in the lift he shags the doll then delivered it to new customer, few days later he’s asked to go back and get a customer review etc he knocks on the door guy answers he asks a few questions about the doll and then asks “ did you find the doll realistic?” The guy replies “ very realistic it gave me the clap!! “

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