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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Heres one of mine (dont judge me )

I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )

I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am i the only one who does this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )

I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand. "

No judging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am i the only one who does this. "

Not sure if you are the only one, but I tend not to as due to small penis, only works when phone is in ladsacape/wide screen, and makes for more effort reading through threads

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP? "

He has no chairs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?

He has no chairs x "

When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )

I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand. "

I can't believe my innocent eyes has read this

I don't think I have any habits like that. Apparently I stick my tongue out when concentrating really, but I would say that's it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?

He has no chairs x

When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this "

Do you remember to wipe OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’m weird as I don’t get erections or get particularly horny when I’m on Fab. It’s much like Twitter or Fakebook for me in that respect, just something to read when I’m bored!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am i the only one who does this.

Not sure if you are the only one, but I tend not to as due to small penis, only works when phone is in ladsacape/wide screen, and makes for more effort reading through threads "

No hard feelings #allsizesmatter

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?

He has no chairs x

When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this "

No, I've got a nice comfy electric recliner, and a P.C. to do my perving on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?

He has no chairs x

When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this

Do you remember to wipe OP "
is that even a question of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I’m weird as I don’t get erections or get particularly horny when I’m on Fab. It’s much like Twitter or Fakebook for me in that respect, just something to read when I’m bored! "

Its not all the time boner but sometimesyou have teasing conversations with friends/potential meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No one has ANY wierd habits then hmmmmm hard to believe. They dont have to be sexual... Just wierd/unusual

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"No one has ANY wierd habits then hmmmmm hard to believe. They dont have to be sexual... Just wierd/unusual "

Occasionally I put ma left sock on ma right foot, and ma right sock on ma left foot, just to mix things up a little bit

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

I sniff milk before I put it in my coffee...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

She sniffs cow's udders ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?

He has no chairs x

When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this

Do you remember to wipe OP "

Its spelt swipe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see mad people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my worst habit is squirting soap on my moms toothbrush x

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Years ago I would smuggle magazines into the toilet (not porn). Then the phone for Internet forums and eventually Facebook.

Nowadays it's still the phone, like the Op I log onto fab (I'm sat on the sofa now in case you're wondering). I couldn't use my cock as a stand though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I take the foil seal off the top of a new bottle of milk I have to lick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in the shower can just sit for hours I have even feel a sleep in the shower

Find it a very relaxing tranquil place

Even been knowing to go In to the shower at odd times at night at like 3am and just sit and relax with no lights on in the house at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think my worst habit is squirting soap on my moms toothbrush x "

This one had me confused. How do you mistake the soap for toothpaste? Elaborate please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whenever I take the foil seal off the top of a new bottle of milk I have to lick it"

Thats creepy bro

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Chaining someone to the bed and sticking pineapples up their arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Years ago I would smuggle magazines into the toilet (not porn). Then the phone for Internet forums and eventually Facebook.

Nowadays it's still the phone, like the Op I log onto fab (I'm sat on the sofa now in case you're wondering). I couldn't use my cock as a stand though. "

Yesss, im not the only who uses their phone one the loo. #looswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )

I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand. "

Do your legs not go dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sniff milk before I put it in my coffee... "

I feel like this is something we should all do to be honest lool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )

I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand.

Do your legs not go dead "

Yeah most the time. When i get up there is a 30-45 second process of on the spot marching to get rid of the pins and needles. Ahhahaa

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I twiddle my hair through my fingers. Have done since I was a baby

R

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I twiddle my hair through my fingers. Have done since I was a baby

R"

Is it wierd that i do this too? Never thought nothing of it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to walk on the left if I'm walking with someone. Being on the right makes me feel twitchy and not in a good way. My nearest and dearest know to let me do this automatically now, but I'm too self-conscious about it to tell anyone I don't know well and I'll try and find an opportunity to make the switch look like a natural move. If this isn't possible I become increasingly internally irate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must admit I did go to a pub once sat in the toilet whilst doing my business turned on the fab but ended up staying in the toilet for over half an hour. When I got out the toilet the people I was with had all gone home thinking I'd left

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to walk on the left if I'm walking with someone. Being on the right makes me feel twitchy and not in a good way. My nearest and dearest know to let me do this automatically now, but I'm too self-conscious about it to tell anyone I don't know well and I'll try and find an opportunity to make the switch look like a natural move. If this isn't possible I become increasingly internally irate."

I have another one similar to this but it's kinda different.

I find it wierd when people say the word "bye" something about it seems rude (i know its not). Id rather 'cya' or cya later. But "bye" sounds odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No hardon phone stands here!

However i do find myself narrating peoples day to day goings on, i can be sat in traffic and do it, ive done it to strangers in costa, in the pub

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"I twiddle my hair through my fingers. Have done since I was a baby

R"

I do this too. If I’m particularly stressed my twiddling gets quite frantic and I have been known to knot my hair and I have got my finger stuck on occasion too

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"No hardon phone stands here!

However i do find myself narrating peoples day to day goings on, i can be sat in traffic and do it, ive done it to strangers in costa, in the pub "

You mean like a fella walks in and you’re like “here’s Dave, he’s clearly had a bad day at the office, is he going to order a pint of John Smiths or a triple whiskey?” Kind of thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )

I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand. "

I relate to this. I use mine for my ipad......

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Don’t knock the bathroom special time. Great hiding place from the kids... shhh don’t tell Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you spend hours sitting on the toilet OP?

He has no chairs x

When i go to the toilet i end up getting distracted on my phone for hours lets not pretent like we dont all do this "

Most likes on social media are done from the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my worst habit is squirting soap on my moms toothbrush x

This one had me confused. How do you mistake the soap for toothpaste? Elaborate please "

It wasn't a mistake x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heres one of mine (dont judge me )

I spend hours sitting on the toilet flicking through fab. And sometimes i use my Hard On as a phone stand.

I relate to this. I use mine for my ipad...... "

Thankyou for this I feel sane again now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think my worst habit is squirting soap on my moms toothbrush x

This one had me confused. How do you mistake the soap for toothpaste? Elaborate please

It wasn't a mistake x "

Ohhh now I'm even more confused lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m reading Fab on the bog I use my hard-on to scroll up and down my phone screen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I’m reading Fab on the bog I use my hard-on to scroll up and down my phone screen "

Surely it's easier to use your thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I’m reading Fab on the bog I use my hard-on to scroll up and down my phone screen

Surely it's easier to use your thumb "

You’ve not seen my bobbies helmet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I’m reading Fab on the bog I use my hard-on to scroll up and down my phone screen

Surely it's easier to use your thumb

You’ve not seen my bobbies helmet "

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By *ookworm258Man
over a year ago

Wythenshawe


"I twiddle my hair through my fingers. Have done since I was a baby

R

I do this too. If I’m particularly stressed my twiddling gets quite frantic and I have been known to knot my hair and I have got my finger stuck on occasion too "

I twiddle my finger in my beard though

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I twiddle my hair through my fingers. Have done since I was a baby

R

Is it wierd that i do this too? Never thought nothing of it lol x"

It's evidently more common than you think so no lol

R

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