FabSwingers.com forum: Breaking news post lockdown holidays

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

A friend works for T.I.T (Travel Information ThinkTank) and he's got hold of a document due to be released next week.

In a bid to control holiday travel and the risk of everyone overcrowding one location you'll be allocated your holiday destination based on your birthday, if you're a family or couple the oldest persons date counts.

Where are you off to ?

Good luck

1st Hull

2nd. Barcelona

3rd Bermuda

4th Dublin

5th blackpool

6th Ibiza

7th Maldives

8th cornwall

9th Skegness

10th Coventry

11th Amsterdam

12th Glasgow

13th Australia

14th camping in back garden

15th Maldives

16th Canada

17th New York

18th Barbados

19th st moritz

20th cap d'adge

21st Grimsby

22nd Clacton

23rd Vietnam

24th Prague

25th Canada

26th Brentwood

27th turkey

28th vegas

29th Greece

30th morocco

31st Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Hull and back, it seems

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Maldives here i come

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I am off to Canada

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By *urious786Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Brentwood ?

I’m sure that would be fabulous

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brentwood ?

I’m sure that would be fabulous

There’s a Brentwood in California, near San Francisco. Sure that’s what OP means

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By *nmgCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Greece... Happy with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greece

Can you flush bog roll there yet or do you still have to pop it in a bin by the loo?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oooo the Maldives..can't wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which part of Greece, before i start packing?

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By *de1980Man
over a year ago

Redcar

Glasgow

To be fair, never been and its nice to go to New places

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th"

I'm the 15th/Maldives tickets for 2 Posh

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Maldives here.

Anyone fancy meeting up while we're there?

We can feel sorry for those that stayed in Clacton and Grimsby!

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th"

Your not coming.

I want some peace and quiet.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Maldives here.

Anyone fancy meeting up while we're there?

We can feel sorry for those that stayed in Clacton and Grimsby!

I'll be there hopefully with Posh on board.

Ahh we'll send those in Grimsby and Clacton a wish you were here card

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Bahamas... I’ll take that

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Maldives here.

Anyone fancy meeting up while we're there?

We can feel sorry for those that stayed in Clacton and Grimsby!

I'll be there hopefully with Posh on board.

Ahh we'll send those in Grimsby and Clacton a wish you were here card

Even though we obviously won't wish they were here....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Bahamas... I’ll take that

Or Barbados..

my hand eye coordination is pants today..

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Canada for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackpool

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th"

If you drag my cases you can come with me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Blackpool

I'll find space for you in my Maldives villa

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

NEW YORK

which is a bit ironic since we should have been there 2 weeks ago on holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Canada for us ??

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

We got Hull & Grimsby.

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Looks like cornwall for us then if thats based on my fab partner... Im happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't look like I'll be having much of a holiday

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Maldives here.

Anyone fancy meeting up while we're there?

We can feel sorry for those that stayed in Clacton and Grimsby!

I'll be there hopefully with Posh on board.

Ahh we'll send those in Grimsby and Clacton a wish you were here card

Even though we obviously won't wish they were here....

Yes obviously

I'm sure they'll be really happy for us though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greece here I come

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

That's handy, have always liked the idea of Vietnam

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Maldives here.

Anyone fancy meeting up while we're there?

We can feel sorry for those that stayed in Clacton and Grimsby!

I'll be there hopefully with Posh on board.

Ahh we'll send those in Grimsby and Clacton a wish you were here card

Even though we obviously won't wish they were here....

Yes obviously

I'm sure they'll be really happy for us though

Well we'll be sunbathing on tne Maldives. What's not for them to be happy about.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm happy with my Far Eastern allocation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blackpool

Fancy a pint in yates wine bar?

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"We got Hull & Grimsby.

I hear its lovely in Grimsby in the summer....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th

Your not coming.

I want some peace and quiet.

Bollocks. Anabelle is taking me

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Clacton here I come

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th

If you drag my cases you can come with me

You, me and Anabelle then!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th

Your not coming.

I want some peace and quiet.

Bollocks. Anabelle is taking me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th

If you drag my cases you can come with me

You, me and Anabelle then!"

I'm game

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th

Your not coming.

I want some peace and quiet.

Bollocks. Anabelle is taking me

Well keep quiet then, and don't get in the way of my sun, and bring cake.

Otherwise I'm sending you to Grimsby

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By *luttTV/TS
over a year ago

Duns

Surely Turkey should be on the 25th?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th

Your not coming.

I want some peace and quiet.

Bollocks. Anabelle is taking me

Well keep quiet then, and don't get in the way of my sun, and bring cake.

Otherwise I'm sending you to Grimsby"

You can tan your back

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Ooooh Vietnam....you weren't there man

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th

Your not coming.

I want some peace and quiet.

Bollocks. Anabelle is taking me

Well keep quiet then, and don't get in the way of my sun, and bring cake.

Otherwise I'm sending you to Grimsby

You can tan your back

Fine, you can rub suntan oil in to my back. But that's all, you can go sit in a corner out of the way till I want cake

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Barbados.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm going to suck up to someone born on the 7th

Your not coming.

I want some peace and quiet.

Bollocks. Anabelle is taking me

Well keep quiet then, and don't get in the way of my sun, and bring cake.

Otherwise I'm sending you to Grimsby

You can tan your back

Fine, you can rub suntan oil in to my back. But that's all, you can go sit in a corner out of the way till I want cake"

You only want me for cake

Oh wait... cake comes with something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornwall it is!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Oooh Vietnam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornwall. Exotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes two different countries have a town/city with the same name, like Birmingham, Alabama. No such luck with Clacton. Fate vomits on my eiderdown once more ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maldives here i come "

And me but even if we go for Ash's its new York so thats not to shamby either.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oooh Vietnam "

See you there!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Vietnam for me

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bermuda! Yes baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On that basis Morocco, good choice as we have a mate there so we get accommodation for free!

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Bloody grimsby lovely at least will get some decent fish and chips lol

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Excellent, I won't fly though, I'll do the drive then ferry drive some more ferry once again and drive some more.

I'll be away a while and see lots.

Brilliant. Thank you OP.

Please tell me there is no limit to the time I can be away.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Bermuda! Yes baby

Me too! Get the cocktails ordered

Hope it's not the Bermuda triangle

Kxx

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Which part of Greece, before i start packing? "
Mykonos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amsterdam, one of my fave places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maldives here i come "

Me too... see you there x

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Maldives here i come

Me too... see you there x"

I will in jennie suitcase

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Who’s for Cosmopolitans in New York?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hull and fucking Grimsby

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hull and fucking Grimsby "

We'll send you a wish you were here card form the Maldives

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Vegas Baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intro tower from Coconut Airways three-seven-two. This is Captain Tobias Wilcox holding on runway two-nine. Request ATC clearance, over..

Woh

I'm going to BARBADOS

Woh

Back to the palm trees

Woh

I'm going to see my boyfriend

Woh

In the sunny Caribbean sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Australia

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Oooh Morocco!!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I don't have a passport, so have to settle for staycation. Hope Mr sends me a postcard from Vagas.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Intro tower from Coconut Airways three-seven-two. This is Captain Tobias Wilcox holding on runway two-nine. Request ATC clearance, over..

Woh

I'm going to BARBADOS

Woh

Back to the palm trees

Woh

I'm going to see my boyfriend

Woh

In the sunny Caribbean sea

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Which part of Greece, before i start packing? Mykonos "

Or lesbos if you're that way inclined

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

New York is perfect.x

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Intro tower from Coconut Airways three-seven-two. This is Captain Tobias Wilcox holding on runway two-nine. Request ATC clearance, over..

Woh

I'm going to BARBADOS

Woh

Back to the palm trees

Woh

I'm going to see my boyfriend

Woh

In the sunny Caribbean sea

And the best bit is there is a coconut airways

I hope it's typically tropical when you get there

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

nearby

I’m going to Ibiza, who’s coming?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Intro tower from Coconut Airways three-seven-two. This is Captain Tobias Wilcox holding on runway two-nine. Request ATC clearance, over..

Woh

I'm going to BARBADOS

Woh

Back to the palm trees

Woh

I'm going to see my boyfriend

Woh

In the sunny Caribbean sea

The following amused me (the bit next to "Awards"):

Artist: Vengaboys

Album: The Party Album

Released: 1999

Producer(s): Danski; DJ Delmundo

Awards: NME Award for Worst Single

Recorded: 1998

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Hull and fucking Grimsby "

Lmao did you walk under a ladder or something

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Maldives

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Blackpool

Fancy a pint in yates wine bar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maldives

Another flipping one to the Maldives while I’m in Hull !

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Intro tower from Coconut Airways three-seven-two. This is Captain Tobias Wilcox holding on runway two-nine. Request ATC clearance, over..

Woh

I'm going to BARBADOS

Woh

Back to the palm trees

Woh

I'm going to see my boyfriend

Woh

In the sunny Caribbean sea

The following amused me (the bit next to "Awards"):

Artist: Vengaboys

Album: The Party Album

Released: 1999

Producer(s): Danski; DJ Delmundo

Awards: NME Award for Worst Single

Recorded: 1998"

Didn't realise they covered it, original was mid 70's I think

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I got Bermuda !!!!

Cant afford it

anyone want a swapsie ..... ?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Maldives

Another flipping one to the Maldives while I’m in Hull !

I don't like to gloat but...see ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite place

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Maldives

Another flipping one to the Maldives while I’m in Hull !

I don't like to gloat but...see ya

Waves as she heads to Maldives

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Oohh, Barbados sounds nice.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Maldives

Another flipping one to the Maldives while I’m in Hull !

I don't like to gloat but...see ya

Waves as she heads to Maldives

"
can we come too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems I'm going to Blackpool then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maldives

Another flipping one to the Maldives while I’m in Hull !

I don't like to gloat but...see ya

Watch out for those giant jellyfish when you’re skinny dipping, that’s all I’m saying

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Cornwall! (Hopefully)

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Maldives

Another flipping one to the Maldives while I’m in Hull !

I don't like to gloat but...see ya

Waves as she heads to Maldives

can we come too? "

Where have you been allocated to?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Maldives

Another flipping one to the Maldives while I’m in Hull !

I don't like to gloat but...see ya

Watch out for those giant jellyfish when you’re skinny dipping, that’s all I’m saying

It's a risk I'd be willing to take

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Cornwall for me, never been but would like to.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Cornwall for me, never been but would like to. "

Hope you have deep pockets! It'd be cheaper to go to Vietnam!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Thanks OP, nice little trip to Prague

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Thanks OP, nice little trip to Prague

Enjoy huggy

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

not meeting, forums only

Bermuda for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coventry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coventry

Same, let's tear it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Maldives, can't I change it to Thailand please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ibiza here I come

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Glad the hubby is older than me so we are off to Ibiza. If I was going on my own it would be Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amsterdam for me..

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Looks like I'm off to Cap d'adge

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

Canada, not much of a trip since I live just over an hour's drive from the boarder

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Ibiza, could have been worse

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Canada, not much of a trip since I live just over an hour's drive from the boarder

Swap with you then as I have a really good friend in Canada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wakanda.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

Maldives seems the biggest party so far - two more are on their way

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By *hiterosesCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Looks like between us we got Grimsby or St Moritz.....tough choice

Looks like Fish’n’Chips for us......Toblerone puts weight on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I bollocks going to Blackpool

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