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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve got a spare hour or so. (Well I haven’t really but I cba doing anything)

So

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted. Your secrets are safe with me as always

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Whoop Sunday afternoon entertainment

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I love these

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Woohoo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a spare hour I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it I’m in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh yay Nora! I'm so in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oops sorry! Filters dropped!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

So long doing anything constructive now!

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure why not, I’ll try this

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Quick shower then I'm in

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm in xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To Saffron. I could lose myself for days in the heady pools of your incredible green eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh. Cool. I am in.

*stealth mode activated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Durty & Tea, so glad to have you both back.. and together and all that shiz.. melts my icy heart.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I am innn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To dancer. Oooft you’re hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innn

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


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To Saffron. I could lose myself for days in the heady pools of your incredible green eyes."

Ah cute!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"

Durty & Tea, so glad to have you both back.. and together and all that shiz.. melts my icy heart."

Awww! xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


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Durty & Tea, so glad to have you both back.. and together and all that shiz.. melts my icy heart."

I think I know who this is! You daft hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell _ancer36 I may have spaffed over her pics recently. I did clean it up though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Woody B Hardy, are you a tailee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dancer 36, the way you move makes me hard on the spot. I'm glad that you decided to have a conversation with me and for some reason, add me to your friends list as well . I'm lucky because you're so damn hot Distance is an issue but we could always meet in the middle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message from me!

People can we put emojis at the end. They don’t copy and paste and I’m damned if I’m typing every message out!

Many thanks

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To _ancer36

I know a lovely lady who thinks that you’re incredibly hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The thread keeps drawing us closer and closer, won't be long before it wraps us together and binds us tight. Bondage experts suggest having scissors on hand for such situations, but I have no intention of bringing any in this instance.

This morning's song said it all - you really are that and so much more.

Soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nicebutverynaughty ... You look so sweet sat there patiently waiting for me to carry you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice but naughty HW: I would love to trace your tattoos with my tongue

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

In. Check out my detailed profile and form an orderly queue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear Nora Next-doorer

Can you tell Jennie TV that I really appreciate her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Nora: those legs of yours! Simply amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To Nora: those legs of yours! Simply amazing. "

I can crush nuts between them there thighs

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Nicebutverynaughty ... You look so sweet sat there patiently waiting for me to carry you up "

Aww thank you

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Nice but naughty HW: I would love to trace your tattoos with my tongue"

I have a few of them so I think I will enjoy your tongue pretty much all over me

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No crush here so your ok Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To Durtyav

You’re amazing and I bet that you taste divine, will you be mine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you tell - Kitty I would like to play.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lacey Red I would love to see your legs walking towards me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yeah I’m in.... quiet afternoon here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

McElroy

I have a not so secret crush on you

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I’ll give it a whirl Nora

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh the anticipation...

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


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To Durtyav

You’re amazing and I bet that you taste divine, will you be mine?"

I'm not sure tea will be happy with that but thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonko

I enjoy reading your self deprecation very much, well done on pg 1!

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over a year ago


"Woody B Hardy, are you a tailee? "

Haha. Yes, I am a little rough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Diamond Cougar: I’d love to landscape your garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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McElroy

I have a not so secret crush on you "

Act on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wonko

I enjoy reading your self deprecation very much, well done on pg 1!"

Thanks. I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell Lex that I would love to play with her perky boobs and use my tongue on her nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tea

Taking time away has helped someone make a honest man out of you. It's beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thunderace

I see you. I still care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww love these I’ve got an hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dan_Lexa. Oh my oh my oh my, if ever I had the opportunity to meet you, I would be in heaven. You’re so hot I’ll need sunscreen.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


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Diamond Cougar: I’d love to landscape your garden."

Yes I know you would!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


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Please tell Lex that I would love to play with her perky boobs and use my tongue on her nipples"

Oh my if ever you get the chance, my nipples seriously love a little tongue, just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell Lex we’re going to take photos on the beach when I visit

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Good afternoon I’m in the doors open , , , ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ten minutes so you'll have to be quick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you please tell Tindergirl that I would give it all up for her.....

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"

Dan_Lexa. Oh my oh my oh my, if ever I had the opportunity to meet you, I would be in heaven. You’re so hot I’ll need sunscreen."

Now I need to know who you are, at least come give me a clue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message for McElroy

Love to peak under those pants just inch down bit more please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

TMontana. Thanks for being a wonderful friend I’d like to fuck. I adore you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Thunderace

I see you. I still care"

You do? But I can't see you... reveal yourself for the beautiful woman you are

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


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Tell Lex we’re going to take photos on the beach when I visit "

I’ll make sure to keep you warm so that there’s still more than plenty to see in those pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am most definitely in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please don’t use me to get round blocks people. If I don’t know then I don’t know but those I know about I won’t post.

N x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Northwestguy

Sorry for being a flaky so and so before. Good to see you posting on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TMontana. Thanks for being a wonderful friend I’d like to fuck. I adore you "

Aww x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"

Could you please tell Tindergirl that I would give it all up for her....."

Is that right!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

NSP. You are truly beautiful inside and out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meet George Jetson

Let's get this started

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Vine.

Those hot pink pants make me all hot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For dancer can you please tell her that the vids makes me twinge in places I didn’t know existed and that I would love to shake a leg with her one day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell Tindergirl.. it is right....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Nora.

Please slip off that thong and sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message for Nora.

Please slip off that thong and sit on my face "

Is that from you? Rules are if it’s for the op you have to spill

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"

Tell Tindergirl.. it is right....x"

Best tell me in my inbox then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumping in before the hour is over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meli

Thank you.

I'll cook you a scrummy meal one day and we can eat lots of nicey treats afterwards

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP. You are truly beautiful inside and out "

Love you Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Nora.

Please slip off that thong and sit on my face

Is that from you? Rules are if it’s for the op you have to spill "

Wasn't from me. Op does not get to know either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"NSP. You are truly beautiful inside and out

Love you Nora"

I don’t send any! I agree though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tiny temptress.... I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’ve sent a few messages.

Not got any yet, but I live in hope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell NSP, she is a stunning, incredibly sexy women, who has it going on in all areas

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP. You are truly beautiful inside and out

Love you Nora

I don’t send any! I agree though "

In that case... thank you mystery person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have ten minutes so you'll have to be quick. "

Ten minutes is up now. Sorry everyone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve sent a few messages.

Not got any yet, but I live in hope! "

I’m sure there was one for you! Scroll up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Tiny temptress.... I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door..."

Thank you for proclaiming that who ever you are lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Tiny temptress.... I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door..."

This is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To Dan & Lexa

What could convince you to visit London?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Tell NSP, she is a stunning, incredibly sexy women, who has it going on in all areas"

I do? Why thank you mystery person!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll pop in swiftly before work

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"

To Dan & Lexa

What could convince you to visit London?"

Wine, wine, a good fuck, more fucking and a little more fucking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

YourFallenAngel ... heads or tails

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chillout let's worship each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think you should remind everyone its mothers day next sunday, and that they have a week to get a lovely thoughtful gift instead of a thoughtless last min gift.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


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Tea

Taking time away has helped someone make a honest man out of you. It's beautiful. "

Thanks!

Hang on, are you saying that I wasn’t honest before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YourFallenAngel ... heads or tails"

I’m going to need some more information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the hell not x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

To Dan & Lexa

What could convince you to visit London?

Wine, wine, a good fuck, more fucking and a little more fucking "

I’ve got wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mumbles1

You're a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for one more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tell ginger k if she like some ginger on ginger action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh I'd like to be in pretty please. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

mumbles1

You're a surprise"

In a good way I hope, feel free to reveal yourself in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

JennieTV

I adore you. You're beautiful inside and out. And that goes for all of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Easily led. Nice flower, flower. I’m way funnier than you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Tiny temptress.... I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door...

This is good "

It was youuuuuuu x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JennieTV

I adore you. You're beautiful inside and out. And that goes for all of you. "

Xxxx awwwww

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"

To Dan & Lexa

What could convince you to visit London?

Wine, wine, a good fuck, more fucking and a little more fucking

I’ve got wine"

How many bottles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you ask fallen angel if I can rip that fishnet top off and will pay for any damages after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Tiny temptress.... I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door...

This is good

It was youuuuuuu x "

I wish it was me I can’t take the credit, I was gonna send something but this was too good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'I would like to kiss every inch of your skin, explore your sexy body and spend lot of time enjoying your beautiful sexy legs'

Thank you;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

To Dan & Lexa

What could convince you to visit London?

Wine, wine, a good fuck, more fucking and a little more fucking

I’ve got wine

How many bottles?"

2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Vine I love it when your name and pants pop up on a thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Devil Angel its been an absolute delight getting to know you over the last few months and I love that I can call you a friend. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

DC I think you really are the bestest. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can you ask fallen angel if I can rip that fishnet top off and will pay for any damages after "

Tempting . Will you throw me on the bed and ravish me too?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"

To Dan & Lexa

What could convince you to visit London?

Wine, wine, a good fuck, more fucking and a little more fucking

I’ve got wine

How many bottles?

2"

Cool, that’s the wine sorted. How about a good fuck?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


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Easily led. Nice flower, flower. I’m way funnier than you."

Nonsense! You make me smile occasionally for an adequate woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

'I would like to kiss every inch of your skin, explore your sexy body and spend lot of time enjoying your beautiful sexy legs'

Thank you;)"

Sorry this one was for Meli! ^^

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"

To Dan & Lexa

What could convince you to visit London?

Wine, wine, a good fuck, more fucking and a little more fucking

I’ve got wine

How many bottles?

2

Cool, that’s the wine sorted. How about a good fuck?"

Even I’d like to see how this pans out! Keep us posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

To Dan & Lexa

What could convince you to visit London?

Wine, wine, a good fuck, more fucking and a little more fucking

I’ve got wine

How many bottles?

2

Cool, that’s the wine sorted. How about a good fuck?"

Quality is not guaranteed. But I can always buy more wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This probably isn't the kind of thing you have in mind, but local to me, though not on Fab, is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Bar none. A few years ago I weakened and tried to talk to her, but it was more Mr Bean than Hugh Grant. So she's convinced I'm a grade A weirdo, and I didn't even manage to tell her just what a jewel she is.

Hayley is her name, and I will never get to tell her properly.

C'est la vie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

This probably isn't the kind of thing you have in mind, but local to me, though not on Fab, is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Bar none. A few years ago I weakened and tried to talk to her, but it was more Mr Bean than Hugh Grant. So she's convinced I'm a grade A weirdo, and I didn't even manage to tell her just what a jewel she is.

Hayley is her name, and I will never get to tell her properly.

C'est la vie."

Hayley if you’re here!!

N x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


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To _ancer36

I know a lovely lady who thinks that you’re incredibly hot"

Oooh intriguing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi Nora! Can you tell saff she is awesome,but still needs to up her game if she’s going to reach a 7. Oh and her turn next for the daff

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"

To Dan & Lexa

What could convince you to visit London?

Wine, wine, a good fuck, more fucking and a little more fucking

I’ve got wine

How many bottles?

2

Cool, that’s the wine sorted. How about a good fuck?

Quality is not guaranteed. But I can always buy more wine."

Well by the time I’ve had 3 bottles I won’t give a fuck if you can’t give a fuck.

You’re on. Let’s make a weekend of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time for everything ! Am in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

'I would like to kiss every inch of your skin, explore your sexy body and spend lot of time enjoying your beautiful sexy legs'

Thank you;)

Sorry this one was for Meli! ^^"

Good grief it’s for Meleth not Meli!

Person can you send the message again all in one piece please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Vine-you’re a dick, but you do make me laugh

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Hi Nora! Can you tell saff she is awesome,but still needs to up her game if she’s going to reach a 7. Oh and her turn next for the daff "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lornajo. You’re such a beautiful person, so kind caring, the forum is lucky to have you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you please tell mumbles I think he's awesome, that's my recommendation, not his mum's I'm glad our paths crossed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lady Luck. You photos drive me wild with desire. You’ve found my weakness!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To Tindergirl.... I can’t get in your box..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell fallen angel there isn’t any other way is there

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"

'I would like to kiss every inch of your skin, explore your sexy body and spend lot of time enjoying your beautiful sexy legs'

Thank you;)

Sorry this one was for Meli! ^^

Good grief it’s for Meleth not Meli!

Person can you send the message again all in one piece please "

Put ya glasses on!!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

No offence meant but this is a bit of a slower one today, we’d have been on the third thread by now the last time I took part!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

To Dan & Lexa

What could convince you to visit London?

Wine, wine, a good fuck, more fucking and a little more fucking

I’ve got wine

How many bottles?

2

Cool, that’s the wine sorted. How about a good fuck?

Quality is not guaranteed. But I can always buy more wine.

Well by the time I’ve had 3 bottles I won’t give a fuck if you can’t give a fuck.

You’re on. Let’s make a weekend of it "

Well, if you’re visiting London and have any spare time after the wine and all....*raises hand to be noticed*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No offence meant but this is a bit of a slower one today, we’d have been on the third thread by now the last time I took part! "

Yeah I know. It is slow. Saves my hand aching though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please tell mumbles I think he's awesome, that's my recommendation, not his mum's I'm glad our paths crossed."

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"No offence meant but this is a bit of a slower one today, we’d have been on the third thread by now the last time I took part! "

That’s because half the people are in and not messaging

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

'I would like to kiss every inch of your skin, explore your sexy body and spend lot of time enjoying your beautiful sexy legs'

Thank you;)

Sorry this one was for Meli! ^^

Good grief it’s for Meleth not Meli!

Person can you send the message again all in one piece please

Put ya glasses on!! "

Hahaha. They sent with no name, then said Mel so I assumed Meli then said Melreth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

To Dan & Lexa

What could convince you to visit London?

Wine, wine, a good fuck, more fucking and a little more fucking

I’ve got wine

How many bottles?

2

Cool, that’s the wine sorted. How about a good fuck?

Quality is not guaranteed. But I can always buy more wine.

Well by the time I’ve had 3 bottles I won’t give a fuck if you can’t give a fuck.

You’re on. Let’s make a weekend of it "

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how it’s done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell fallen angel there isn’t any other way is there "

Make yourself known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great effort Nora superb thread as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Lady Luck. You photos drive me wild with desire. You’ve found my weakness!"

Aww definitely send some private ones give me an hour or so

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"

To Tindergirl.... I can’t get in your box.. "

Try again

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"No offence meant but this is a bit of a slower one today, we’d have been on the third thread by now the last time I took part!

Yeah I know. It is slow. Saves my hand aching though "

Silver lining and all that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To fallen angel I would but you don’t take messages from my sex

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"No offence meant but this is a bit of a slower one today, we’d have been on the third thread by now the last time I took part!

That’s because half the people are in and not messaging "

Pfft! I’ve already done half the thread...

Ooops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell naughtybutnice....

I've been enjoying perving her pics lol...pro right there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell _indergirl thank you again for the last hour or so chat. And I'm still surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for McElroy

Love to peak under those pants just inch down bit more please "

DM me and I’ll show you the Mchalfpounder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for being postie nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seb121.. fancy parading around in those grey joggers for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for being postie nora "

No worries. I’ll do a part 2

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