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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Washing up.

I'm doing domestic goddessy cookery doodah today, but fucking hell I can't be arsed with the mess that comes with it.

What are you forcing yourself to do but really don't wanna?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be awake and functioning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing the car, really can’t be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a bath. Baths bore me but my heating has packed up and I can’t face a shower!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Not go back to bed. I can hear the duvet calling.

Also hanging washing. I hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve already done the cleaning and hot tea in the slow cooker.

I have a job to do today to re wire a bedroom and I can’t be arsed doing it but it’s the only day I have to do it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing up.

I'm doing domestic goddessy cookery doodah today, but fucking hell I can't be arsed with the mess that comes with it.

What are you forcing yourself to do but really don't wanna?"

Defrost the fridge, takes ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing up.

I'm doing domestic goddessy cookery doodah today, but fucking hell I can't be arsed with the mess that comes with it.

What are you forcing yourself to do but really don't wanna?"

Work. Not long of my shift left though

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nothing I’m being a rebel. Overdid it yesturday and the codeine sent me all giddy so the child has sent me back to bed. Winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far today I have done loads of chores, including the washing up, but I just cant be arsed to do the ironing!

I've done food shopping, walked the dog, planted some stuff in the garden, laundry, but just cant be arsed with the itoning!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Does being awake count?

Just adulting in general really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send messages to people I fancy. I feel forced. I am shy.

Actually I have a free day, chores done yesterday (I even cleaned the outside windows. ) not looking forward to tomorrow though. Buy busy busy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same.. Washing up is the bane of my life, especially with the kids being at home and wanting to be fed, 3 times a day.. Roll on 9am tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing the car, really can’t be bothered "

Oh god. You just reminded me, I promised myself I would do this today. Ffs

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Just housework really, fabs forum keeps distracting me lol. Prob get it done in no time if i put my phone down lol

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Washing the car, really can’t be bothered

Oh god. You just reminded me, I promised myself I would do this today. Ffs

I've taken joy in this.

I'm more of a cunty cunt than I thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t be arsed to get up the trees and cut them down,still be there tomorrow

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By *konCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Ironing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm doing Jack shit until tomorrow

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Leave the house for a walk.

I desperately need fresh air but I CAN NOT BE ARSED!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

In my head I'd had 3 different meals cooked and cooling by now ready for portioning and popping in the freezer.

I have one in the slow cooker coz I keep peeping at the washing up that needs doing from prepping that before starting the next meal, then backing gently away.

I need a firework up the rectum

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm doing Jack shit until tomorrow

Is that his profile name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing the car, really can’t be bothered

Oh god. You just reminded me, I promised myself I would do this today. Ffs

I've taken joy in this.

I'm more of a cunty cunt than I thought."

I might be a cunt and not do it.

(Not sure who this will kiss off but what the hey?)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Washing up.

I'm doing domestic goddessy cookery doodah today, but fucking hell I can't be arsed with the mess that comes with it.

What are you forcing yourself to do but really don't wanna?"

Stay sane currently Peach

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My nails.

I get them done at the salon but as it’s closed I’m having to do them!

Two hours to do them!

Nightmare!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The bathroom.....

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Took me 4 days to do 1 round of ironing.

Would sooner iron my own face than iron clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing my works clothes for the week, so tedious

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I got out of bed, even though my pelvis said I should stay put. Every movement involves horrible grinding of my SI joint or symphysis pubis and it feels like my whole pelvis will fall to bits. But I'm up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a bra ......

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I got out of bed, even though my pelvis said I should stay put. Every movement involves horrible grinding of my SI joint or symphysis pubis and it feels like my whole pelvis will fall to bits. But I'm up..... "

Do you think listening to your pelvis may have been better or do you have to pretend it's not talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'm procrastinating about washing me bike.

I think it's giving me a guilt trip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

How totally unreasonable of them!!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

Little arsehats all entitled and growing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear a bra ......"

Not in your picture ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing up.

I'm doing domestic goddessy cookery doodah today, but fucking hell I can't be arsed with the mess that comes with it.

What are you forcing yourself to do but really don't wanna?"

I’ll come & clean for some action ...haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a bath. Baths bore me but my heating has packed up and I can’t face a shower! "

Need your back scrubbed? Haha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm doing Jack shit until tomorrow

Is that his profile name?"

Only on a Sunday

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

DIY or as I call it, work.

For some doing bits round the house is a welcome break from their usual job's, doing work round the house is my usual job to be precise carpentry and property maintenance of commercial and residential buildings.

So doing work on the house at the weekend is a fucking ballache Monday comes feels like I haven't had any time off.

Worst thing is I have a list as long as my arm of job's that need doing.

I Have a week off In April I know I'm going to be working the whole time.

Stupid 100 year old house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just got back from a food shop it was REALLY annoying!

People are so irritating and space invadey

I'm so happy to be home

Now I've got the food I can't be bothered to cook any of it - I'm too tired after a shit nights sleep last night.

I was going to cook a roast - what are you making Peachy?

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Painting the fence can't be arsed do it another day xx

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

Little arsehats all entitled and growing. "

Send them out into the wild to fend for themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Painting the fence can't be arsed do it another day xx

Isn’t it too cold to paint!!!!!!!????

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Not go back to bed. I can hear the duvet calling.

Also hanging washing. I hate it"
I hate hanging washing and ironing, these two are my kryptonite.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've just got back from a food shop it was REALLY annoying!

People are so irritating and space invadey

I'm so happy to be home

Now I've got the food I can't be bothered to cook any of it - I'm too tired after a shit nights sleep last night.

I was going to cook a roast - what are you making Peachy?

I've a chicken curry in the slow cooker.

Sausage casserole waiting to be cooked

I'm also doing a spicy sausage pasta bake but had a wobble about whether I can freeze it once cooked and then ping in the microwave when I want a portion. It's confusing me, coz I thought it would be a yes but I'm not sure.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do you think listening to your pelvis may have been better or do you have to pretend it's not talking?

If I listened to it, I'd never do anything. It's shouting especially loud at the moment (there's a reason for that) but I think the best course of action is to put my fingers in my ears, say "lalalalala" loudly and swear a lot as I move/hobble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

Little arsehats all entitled and growing. "

Totally. One even suggested I even do their bloody laundry yesterday!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Do you think listening to your pelvis may have been better or do you have to pretend it's not talking?

I'm trusting you here to know what's best for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

Little arsehats all entitled and growing.

Send them out into the wild to fend for themselves!"

I tried that last year but they kept coming back.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

Little arsehats all entitled and growing. "

If you stop feeding them, they stop growing. Win, win

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

Little arsehats all entitled and growing.

Send them out into the wild to fend for themselves!

I tried that last year but they kept coming back."

Move when they are gone, don't leave a forwarding address.

And White fang them.

Scar,get out go on shoo shoo. Go get out don't come back

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Just adulting, had a crap migraine for two days so there's washing up needing doing, washing to be put away, housework to be done, and the kids stuff to sort for school tomorrow, just want to crawl back under my duvet

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

Little arsehats all entitled and growing.

Send them out into the wild to fend for themselves!

I tried that last year but they kept coming back."

Rookie mistake, you forgot to lock the doors

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

Little arsehats all entitled and growing.

Send them out into the wild to fend for themselves!

I tried that last year but they kept coming back.

Move when they are gone, don't leave a forwarding address.

And White fang them.

Scar,get out go on shoo shoo. Go get out don't come back

S cat Not Scar lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

Me too! Was up early intending to be waiting for the shop to open. Still not dressed & watching rubbish tv. Youngest has returned home & opened the fridge through....

J x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do you think listening to your pelvis may have been better or do you have to pretend it's not talking?

I'm trusting you here to know what's best for it.

I'm holding out hope for the technology for a full pelvis and lumbar spine transplant. I may be waiting a while though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear a bra ......

Not in your picture ....

Thats the problem, putting it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

Me too! Was up early intending to be waiting for the shop to open. Still not dressed & watching rubbish tv. Youngest has returned home & opened the fridge through....

J x"

I'll go in 10 minutes. There, you can hold me to that and give me a little nudge when I'm still logged on in 15

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Going to A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just got back from a food shop it was REALLY annoying!

People are so irritating and space invadey

I'm so happy to be home

Now I've got the food I can't be bothered to cook any of it - I'm too tired after a shit nights sleep last night.

I was going to cook a roast - what are you making Peachy?

I've a chicken curry in the slow cooker.

Sausage casserole waiting to be cooked

You're so organised!

Why can't you freeze the pasta bake?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have just discovered that today, opening curtains and windows helps with moving a little

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Going to A&E

What ?? You ok ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to A&E

Oh no! Hope you're ok x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've just got back from a food shop it was REALLY annoying!

People are so irritating and space invadey

I'm so happy to be home

Now I've got the food I can't be bothered to cook any of it - I'm too tired after a shit nights sleep last night.

I was going to cook a roast - what are you making Peachy?

I've a chicken curry in the slow cooker.

Sausage casserole waiting to be cooked

You're so organised!

Why can't you freeze the pasta bake?

I just wanted to double check it, and all the recipes have said to prep it and then freeze it but defrost then bake.

Fuck that.

I'm gonna cook it and freeze it. Worst that could happen is I give myself gut rot. Plenty of ready meals have those ingredients in them and you just ping em so I don't get it

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Washing up.

I'm doing domestic goddessy cookery doodah today, but fucking hell I can't be arsed with the mess that comes with it.

What are you forcing yourself to do but really don't wanna?"

The only reason I've risen from my fat arse today is to get coffee and wee.

The rest can go swivel.

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Decorating glossing dinning furniture to go with kitchen dinner and giving the house a spring clean as back working every week as of tomorrow. While partner (not p)sits on his arse doing nothing. Even couldnt lift his feet to i could mop till i told him to.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I've just got back from a food shop it was REALLY annoying!

People are so irritating and space invadey

I'm so happy to be home

Now I've got the food I can't be bothered to cook any of it - I'm too tired after a shit nights sleep last night.

I was going to cook a roast - what are you making Peachy?

I've a chicken curry in the slow cooker.

Sausage casserole waiting to be cooked

You're so organised!

Why can't you freeze the pasta bake?

I just wanted to double check it, and all the recipes have said to prep it and then freeze it but defrost then bake.

Fuck that.

I'm gonna cook it and freeze it. Worst that could happen is I give myself gut rot. Plenty of ready meals have those ingredients in them and you just ping em so I don't get it "

As long as it's cooked before you freeze it'll be fine to micro from frozen, I do it all the time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing up too

The decorating which badly needs doing and gardening which also needs doing, looking for a new job which also needs doing, cleaning thee bedroom the bathroom the list goes on

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Going to A&E

Oh no! Hope you're ok x"

Had a bad accident the other week, think some infection has taken over. Feel shivery and sick x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm going to force myself to clean out my fridge.

I don't mind doing it but I'm tired and in pain.

I'll put some 80s songs on and gey stuck in soon.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Going to A&E

Oh no! Hope you're ok x

Had a bad accident the other week, think some infection has taken over. Feel shivery and sick x"

Oh that's horrible. Hopefully it's empty up there and you don't have to have a drip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to tape up and prepare walls and wood work to paint ... raging !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to A&E

Oh no! Hope you're ok x

Had a bad accident the other week, think some infection has taken over. Feel shivery and sick x"

Hope you get seen quickly and feel better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to A&E

Oh no! Hope you're ok x

Had a bad accident the other week, think some infection has taken over. Feel shivery and sick x

Hope you get seen quickly and feel better soon."

Yes. Take care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just got back from a food shop it was REALLY annoying!

People are so irritating and space invadey

I'm so happy to be home

Now I've got the food I can't be bothered to cook any of it - I'm too tired after a shit nights sleep last night.

I was going to cook a roast - what are you making Peachy?

I've a chicken curry in the slow cooker.

Sausage casserole waiting to be cooked

You're so organised!

Why can't you freeze the pasta bake?

I just wanted to double check it, and all the recipes have said to prep it and then freeze it but defrost then bake.

Fuck that.

I'm gonna cook it and freeze it. Worst that could happen is I give myself gut rot. Plenty of ready meals have those ingredients in them and you just ping em so I don't get it

As long as it's cooked before you freeze it'll be fine to micro from frozen, I do it all the time x"

Yeah I do too and I'm still alive

I guess it depends what's in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking n cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta go on car insurance comparison site at some point. Find it so tedious but can’t stay with my current lot another year so must crack on

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Going to A&E

Oh no! Hope you're ok x

Had a bad accident the other week, think some infection has taken over. Feel shivery and sick x"

Oh, bless you.

Hope they sort it xx

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Washing up.

I'm doing domestic goddessy cookery doodah today, but fucking hell I can't be arsed with the mess that comes with it.

What are you forcing yourself to do but really don't wanna?"

Clean bedding on , wasn't feeling it but needed to replace my electric blanket that had packed up . A warm bed to slip into later was motivation enough it seems ...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Going to A&E

Oh no! Hope you're ok x

Had a bad accident the other week, think some infection has taken over. Feel shivery and sick x"

That's not good, hope you're on the mend soon

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Re: freezing cooked food, it's fine, even if you've cooked meat that was frozen and defrosted, so long as it's cooked thoroughly

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Painting the fence can't be arsed do it another day xx

Isn’t it too cold to paint!!!!!!!????

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would of put my coat on xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jet wash driveway block paving.

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Done all my jobs now must thank OP and other forum posters for inspiration.

Feeling accomplised

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sausage casserole is now in the oven.

It's only added a chopping board, big knife, frying pan and grabbers to the washing up pile. Bizarre tho, seems like only 10 mins ago I washed those very same things up.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Done all my jobs now must thank OP and other forum posters for inspiration.

Feeling accomplised

Show off mofo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely do things I don’t wanna.

Work being the exception but I do quite enjoy it most of the time.

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"Done all my jobs now must thank OP and other forum posters for inspiration.

Feeling accomplised

Show off mofo

Lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Done all my jobs now must thank OP and other forum posters for inspiration.

Feeling accomplised

Show off mofo

If it helps, today I've eaten porridge and homemade bread and that's it. I've basically done fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage casserole is now in the oven.

It's only added a chopping board, big knife, frying pan and grabbers to the washing up pile. Bizarre tho, seems like only 10 mins ago I washed those very same things up.

Sounds like you could do with a KP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage casserole is now in the oven.

It's only added a chopping board, big knife, frying pan and grabbers to the washing up pile. Bizarre tho, seems like only 10 mins ago I washed those very same things up.

I just put them in the dishwasher ..

Oh wait, I Am the dishwasher!!

Everytime I turn around theres something to wash up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going for a run ! Bloody hate running but needs must as I need to get rid of this barrel x

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over a year ago

Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Update my CV

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

If you ain't getting paid for it, fuck it off or do what I used to do.

Iron the collars and cuffs and wear a jumper over the top

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Going to A&E

Oh no! Hope you're ok x

Had a bad accident the other week, think some infection has taken over. Feel shivery and sick x"

Sending you lots of healing and hope you get seen sharpish

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over a year ago

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

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over a year ago

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Completely agree about not ironing. Pull it out, hang it up and let it dry. Same with the washing.

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"Completely agree about not ironing. Pull it out, hang it up and let it dry. Same with the washing."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're right, fuck it I'm just going to chill

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I've been known to rewash something and hang it again to de-crease rather than iron it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I'm scarred from the ironing of things like bedding (fucking elasticated sheets

) that my mother used to make me do. On the day I gave birth to my son, I'd been stood sl@ving over a hot iron on a boiling hot day

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Thankfully I have a dishwasher

I’ve done zilch today except decide a plan and date for the job with a landscape gardener and visit my parents ..... that’s all for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I've been known to rewash something and hang it again to de-crease rather than iron it

I haven't got a wardrobe since I moved and had to say goodbye to my built in wardrobes

So I've only got a tiny coat cupboard by the front door as my wardrobe now.

I have so many summery clothes packed away that I'm rewashing instead of ironing as we speak

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I've been known to rewash something and hang it again to de-crease rather than iron it

I haven't got a wardrobe since I moved and had to say goodbye to my built in wardrobes

So I've only got a tiny coat cupboard by the front door as my wardrobe now.

I have so many summery clothes packed away that I'm rewashing instead of ironing as we speak

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I'm scarred from the ironing of things like bedding (fucking elasticated sheets

) that my mother used to make me do. On the day I gave birth to my son, I'd been stood sl@ving over a hot iron on a boiling hot day

No - just no!

Why iron bottom sheets FFS

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I don't own an iron.

Everything is hung up to dry and I use a hairdryer to get rid of creases if need be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing up.

I'm doing domestic goddessy cookery doodah today, but fucking hell I can't be arsed with the mess that comes with it.

What are you forcing yourself to do but really don't wanna?"

Today, everything!

I'm not down

I'm just not motivated

I'm doing my own tits in

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I'm scarred from the ironing of things like bedding (fucking elasticated sheets

) that my mother used to make me do. On the day I gave birth to my son, I'd been stood sl@ving over a hot iron on a boiling hot day

My mother ironed knickers, tights and sheets and we grew up listening to her endless moaning about it.

I iron five uniform blouses a week and the two summer linen dresses I have that look and feel dreadful if left and that's it. My iron and board must be about 20 years old.

I'm genuinely interested in what folk iron, especially with modern fabrics.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I'm scarred from the ironing of things like bedding (fucking elasticated sheets

) that my mother used to make me do. On the day I gave birth to my son, I'd been stood sl@ving over a hot iron on a boiling hot day

My mother ironed knickers, tights and sheets and we grew up listening to her endless moaning about it.

I iron five uniform blouses a week and the two summer linen dresses I have that look and feel dreadful if left and that's it. My iron and board must be about 20 years old.

I'm genuinely interested in what folk iron, especially with modern fabrics."

I don't. I buy everything stretchy or in materials that can be blown crease-free with a hairdryer.

Blouses look better after a blow dry.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Washing up.

I'm doing domestic goddessy cookery doodah today, but fucking hell I can't be arsed with the mess that comes with it.

What are you forcing yourself to do but really don't wanna?

Today, everything!

I'm not down

I'm just not motivated

I'm doing my own tits in "

I feel ya.

I'd like to wake up to my garden looking stunning, everything clean and tidy and all meals cooked and in the freezer.

Oh, and if I could nap and wake up to a new hairdo, pre-lockdown bod and full body hair removal apart from eyebrows and Barnet that would be fantastic motivation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat at desk trying to do some admin but feeling too horny to concentrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I'm scarred from the ironing of things like bedding (fucking elasticated sheets

) that my mother used to make me do. On the day I gave birth to my son, I'd been stood sl@ving over a hot iron on a boiling hot day

My mother ironed knickers, tights and sheets and we grew up listening to her endless moaning about it.

I iron five uniform blouses a week and the two summer linen dresses I have that look and feel dreadful if left and that's it. My iron and board must be about 20 years old.

I'm genuinely interested in what folk iron, especially with modern fabrics.

I don't. I buy everything stretchy or in materials that can be blown crease-free with a hairdryer.

Blouses look better after a blow dry."

I don't own a hairdryer but I might get one now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaned 3billion leaves out of the pool and driveway for my mom

30 min later there all back again

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"Cleaned 3billion leaves out of the pool and driveway for my mom

30 min later there all back again

x "

Oh i feel for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mountain of clothes to hang and I really don’t want to

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Mow the lawn and had a skip full of drink last night still haven’t started and don’t really want to

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I'm scarred from the ironing of things like bedding (fucking elasticated sheets

) that my mother used to make me do. On the day I gave birth to my son, I'd been stood sl@ving over a hot iron on a boiling hot day

My mother ironed knickers, tights and sheets and we grew up listening to her endless moaning about it.

I iron five uniform blouses a week and the two summer linen dresses I have that look and feel dreadful if left and that's it. My iron and board must be about 20 years old.

I'm genuinely interested in what folk iron, especially with modern fabrics.

I don't. I buy everything stretchy or in materials that can be blown crease-free with a hairdryer.

Blouses look better after a blow dry."

We get given expensive cotton ones and as I'm ex army and the collars 'bubble' I put creases in the arms and smooth the collars, the rest get left as it's hidden by the rest of my uniform.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I actually don't mind washing up, or ironing - or cleaning for other people, but hate my own. There's always so many other more interesting things to do!

Someone should organise a skill share. You do my washing up and I'll do yours

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I actually don't mind washing up, or ironing - or cleaning for other people, but hate my own. There's always so many other more interesting things to do!

Someone should organise a skill share. You do my washing up and I'll do yours

Yeah what the fuck is that about. I'll happily do other peoples washing up so why is mine such a pain and massive effort?

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"I actually don't mind washing up, or ironing - or cleaning for other people, but hate my own. There's always so many other more interesting things to do!

Someone should organise a skill share. You do my washing up and I'll do yours

If you dont mind doing other peoples washing up and ironing, seems you'll make many friends here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I'm scarred from the ironing of things like bedding (fucking elasticated sheets

) that my mother used to make me do. On the day I gave birth to my son, I'd been stood sl@ving over a hot iron on a boiling hot day

My mother ironed knickers, tights and sheets and we grew up listening to her endless moaning about it.

I iron five uniform blouses a week and the two summer linen dresses I have that look and feel dreadful if left and that's it. My iron and board must be about 20 years old.

I'm genuinely interested in what folk iron, especially with modern fabrics.

I don't. I buy everything stretchy or in materials that can be blown crease-free with a hairdryer.

Blouses look better after a blow dry.

I don't own a hairdryer but I might get one now

Hairdryers are handy for emergency crease removal! I have to occasionally break my ironing duck and apply it to a summer dress (linen) but this is an infrequent transgression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not go back to bed. I can hear the duvet calling.

Also hanging washing. I hate it"

absolutely hanging washing ... i always remember just as i am about to go to bed too

all i hear is robots are going to take over all of our jobs one day and yet still they haven’t invented a washing machine that hangs it up fold it and puts it away for you

hmmmmpph

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just ironed school uniforms...urgh. But at least all done now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting a 36m hedge down in my garden

i really really cba to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cutting a 36m hedge down in my garden

i really really cba to do it

Thats a very tall hedge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still digging out a nettle patch, crippled and stung to fuck.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Cutting a 36m hedge down in my garden

i really really cba to do it

Thats a very tall hedge!"

I think he lies it down to do it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Cutting a 36m hedge down in my garden

i really really cba to do it

Thats a very tall hedge!

I think he lies it down to do it."

This reminds me of a thread a few years ago, a guy was asking advice on how to cut a Conifer down, turned out to be only about 8 ft tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cutting a 36m hedge down in my garden

i really really cba to do it

Thats a very tall hedge!"

Its long very long... i should have left it well alone, i have the feeling ill have cows in my garden now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Cutting a 36m hedge down in my garden

i really really cba to do it

Thats a very tall hedge!

Its long very long... i should have left it well alone, i have the feeling ill have cows in my garden now

Nooooooooo don't remove a hedge. Lots of lovely animals and birds need hedges to live in. Also gives you a splendid excuse to do nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The food shop. I've been putting it off since 10, but I can avoid it no longer. Children are so unreasonable, expecting to be fed and shit

Yeah, apparently you have to feed them every day too!!

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

I did a ‘big shop’ this morning and the washing up!

I should really be sweeping and tiding the back yard but it’s cold out and grey outside (nice & warm inside) so it’s not going to happen!

Still, now I’ll have something to do tomorrow...

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Why would you do that to yourself

It's all in the hanging straight out of the machine!

I never iron unless it's really creased - I no longer have to iron work shirts hurrah

Agree with Mary! I have a religious objection to ironing

Just no - I know people that iron bed sheets and stuff

They clearly have too much time on their hands

I used to do this because I was scared of being criticised by ex-mother-in-law. Got rid of the ex & stopped ironing unless absolutely necessary

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got 3 baskets of ironing to do

Bloody hell. I haven't ironed anything since Lockdown 1.0. I may never iron again..

I have however, just finished the final glossing of doors in a major decorating project...thank fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living with a twat

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