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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

Some have got very smart ones even though barbers are closed, there's some cracking fades. Are they all married to hairdressers?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't think Gareth Bale is married to one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scott Brown just lies down when their cutting the grass

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

It amazing what can be achieved with a bowl and some hedge trimmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this might not be popular with any barbers so apologies but i don’t think some of these haircuts are as difficult as you would believe - all it takes is one of the team to be a dab hand with a set of clippers and he can do the whole team in the dressing room surely

plus its not to say it looks as professional when you see it close up

ive cut my own hair using a youtube video and to a hair dresser it would probably be shameful but to the untrained eye just catching a glance of me its really not all that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ronaldo (The Brazilian one) had a dodgy one, for a while, I seem to recall

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I used to love Carlos Valderrama's hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had a fresh cut yesterday followed by a cut throat shave !!!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"this might not be popular with any barbers so apologies but i don’t think some of these haircuts are as difficult as you would believe - all it takes is one of the team to be a dab hand with a set of clippers and he can do the whole team in the dressing room surely

plus its not to say it looks as professional when you see it close up

ive cut my own hair using a youtube video and to a hair dresser it would probably be shameful but to the untrained eye just catching a glance of me its really not all that bad "

" he can do the whole team in the dressing room"... Am I the only one who thought something else?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Scott Brown just lies down when their cutting the grass "

I had no idea who this was but I laughed so much, I had to Google. Then laughed again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this might not be popular with any barbers so apologies but i don’t think some of these haircuts are as difficult as you would believe - all it takes is one of the team to be a dab hand with a set of clippers and he can do the whole team in the dressing room surely

plus its not to say it looks as professional when you see it close up

ive cut my own hair using a youtube video and to a hair dresser it would probably be shameful but to the untrained eye just catching a glance of me its really not all that bad

" he can do the whole team in the dressing room"... Am I the only one who thought something else? "

pure filth so ye are

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Didnt you know footballers ..Telly workers are special and exempt so can have haircuts ....unlike mere mortals like us on here

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"this might not be popular with any barbers so apologies but i don’t think some of these haircuts are as difficult as you would believe - all it takes is one of the team to be a dab hand with a set of clippers and he can do the whole team in the dressing room surely

plus its not to say it looks as professional when you see it close up

ive cut my own hair using a youtube video and to a hair dresser it would probably be shameful but to the untrained eye just catching a glance of me its really not all that bad

" he can do the whole team in the dressing room"... Am I the only one who thought something else?

pure filth so ye are "

But a damn fine idea. *Google's Italian national team to offer my clippering services....

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"this might not be popular with any barbers so apologies but i don’t think some of these haircuts are as difficult as you would believe - all it takes is one of the team to be a dab hand with a set of clippers and he can do the whole team in the dressing room surely

plus its not to say it looks as professional when you see it close up

ive cut my own hair using a youtube video and to a hair dresser it would probably be shameful but to the untrained eye just catching a glance of me its really not all that bad

" he can do the whole team in the dressing room"... Am I the only one who thought something else?

pure filth so ye are

But a damn fine idea. *Google's Italian national team to offer my clippering services...."

Many many moons ago... Internet age but pre pornhub I found a video of an Italian rugby team shower and changing room which was.... Steamy and hot... Never been able to find it again since... But it was very good

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Footballers used to look like they had been in a housefire after a liberal spraying with hair laquer. Bad hair and fashion sense was the order of the day. Where did it all go wrong? Blame Jimmy Hill! They can afford anything nowadays.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Footballers used to look like they had been in a housefire after a liberal spraying with hair laquer. Bad hair and fashion sense was the order of the day. Where did it all go wrong? Blame Jimmy Hill! They can afford anything nowadays. "

And the irony is... In the reverse economy that is prem football... People pay them for the privelage of cutting their hair... Rubbing their cuticles and wearing their clothes....

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Think most of the male population are currently heading towards a Hoddle / Waddle mid 80's mullet.

Lucky all the current crop of footballers are so accomplished at cutting their own hair.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"this might not be popular with any barbers so apologies but i don’t think some of these haircuts are as difficult as you would believe - all it takes is one of the team to be a dab hand with a set of clippers and he can do the whole team in the dressing room surely

plus its not to say it looks as professional when you see it close up

ive cut my own hair using a youtube video and to a hair dresser it would probably be shameful but to the untrained eye just catching a glance of me its really not all that bad

" he can do the whole team in the dressing room"... Am I the only one who thought something else?

pure filth so ye are

But a damn fine idea. *Google's Italian national team to offer my clippering services....

Many many moons ago... Internet age but pre pornhub I found a video of an Italian rugby team shower and changing room which was.... Steamy and hot... Never been able to find it again since... But it was very good"

Try harder! And send me the link

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