FabSwingers.com forum: Toast in bed

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

So I've made a round of toast and after a busy start to the day I'm retiring under the duvet for an hour.

Is this acceptable behaviour or should a bed be crumb free ?!

There's room under the duvet if you want to join me just let me know what topping you want on your toast(or just real butter) and whether you prefer tea , orange juice or coffee ?

Couple of croissants available if you'd prefer

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Crumbs in bed? Noooo

I do like croissants though. I’ll have a pistachio croissant please

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I'd rather lay in a pool of cold cum than crumbs

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"I'd rather lay in a pool of cold cum than crumbs

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Can I have a bowl of porridge instead please?

I'm still under my duvet as I've had a very busy few weeks and making the most of a lie in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather lay in a pool of cold cum than crumbs

so would I!

My ex used to eat in bed - one of the many reasons we split up

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Crumbs in bed? Noooo

I do like croissants though. I’ll have a pistachio croissant please

One pistachio croissant on it's way

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Can I have a bowl of porridge instead please?

I'm still under my duvet as I've had a very busy few weeks and making the most of a lie in."

Skin on top with sugar sprinkled on it ?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'd rather lay in a pool of cold cum than crumbs

so would I!

My ex used to eat in bed - one of the many reasons we split up

Lol I don't do meals in bed but toast and tea is a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather lay in a pool of cold cum than crumbs

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'd rather lay in a pool of cold cum than crumbs

I'll have a wank after my tea n toast if it makes you happy

lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Crumbs in a bed are nearly as bad as pineapple on a pizza..

No, just no..

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By *xploring GentlyMan
over a year ago

bath

Thats a hard limit i'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to join you but if you can do delivery, strawberry jam please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather lay in a pool of cold cum than crumbs

That can be arranged... post lockdown..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather lay in a pool of cold cum than crumbs

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A bed should be crumb free but as long as we can sweep them to your side..it's all good.

Oh can I have jam or marmalade on mine please.

Can you put the toast and Jam back under the grill.

I don't like cold jam on cold toast.

That would be just lovely...thanks Sam

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd rather lay in a pool of cold cum than crumbs

I'll have a wank after my tea n toast if it makes you happy

lol "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'd rather lay in a pool of cold cum than crumbs

Ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No crumbs!

Crumpets dont lose crumbs!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"No crumbs!

Crumpets dont lose crumbs!"

^ Clever girl

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"No crumbs!

Crumpets dont lose crumbs!"

Butter drips off them though

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

" A bed should be crumb free but as long as we can sweep them to your side..it's all good.

Oh can I have jam or marmalade on mine please.

Can you put the toast and Jam back under the grill.

I don't like cold jam on cold toast.

That would be just lovely...thanks Sam

What flavour jam tickles your taste buds ?

Lemon and lime, strawberry, raspberry, blueberry ?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

We always have breakfast in bed, just make sure the duvets high

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

O Crumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a bowl of porridge instead please?

I'm still under my duvet as I've had a very busy few weeks and making the most of a lie in.

Skin on top with sugar sprinkled on it ?"

On one occasion I kept on about him making me breakfast in bed and I got porridge with a special topping which he only told me about after I had eaten it

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Can I have a bowl of porridge instead please?

I'm still under my duvet as I've had a very busy few weeks and making the most of a lie in.

Skin on top with sugar sprinkled on it ?

On one occasion I kept on about him making me breakfast in bed and I got porridge with a special topping which he only told me about after I had eaten it

Salty not sugary ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've been eating sea salt crackers in bed this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast with Strawberry Jam and Orange Juice please.

Then brush the crumbs to the other persons side when finished and im quite happy!

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

Even after you think you've got all the crumbs out, you still find them for the next week at least.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can I have a bowl of porridge instead please?

I'm still under my duvet as I've had a very busy few weeks and making the most of a lie in.

Skin on top with sugar sprinkled on it ?

On one occasion I kept on about him making me breakfast in bed and I got porridge with a special topping which he only told me about after I had eaten it

I maybe way off the mark here...but he could've stayed in bed to deliver that topping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ever eat in bed.. I sleep naked nothing worse than having crumbs in a bed big no no. Happy to sit in a sunny room and have crossiants with scrambled eggs smoked salmon and fresh coffee

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I've been eating sea salt crackers in bed this morning "

I bet crackers take the crumbs to a different level

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I've been eating sea salt crackers in bed this morning

I bet crackers take the crumbs to a different level "

And now I've found out why you shouldn't eat in bed as I dropped my sourdough, smoked salmon, avacodo, tomatoe and balsamic glaze open sandwich on my duvet

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I've been eating sea salt crackers in bed this morning

I bet crackers take the crumbs to a different level

And now I've found out why you shouldn't eat in bed as I dropped my sourdough, smoked salmon, avacodo, tomatoe and balsamic glaze open sandwich on my duvet

what a waste of beautiful food! 5 second rule

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I've been eating sea salt crackers in bed this morning

I bet crackers take the crumbs to a different level

And now I've found out why you shouldn't eat in bed as I dropped my sourdough, smoked salmon, avacodo, tomatoe and balsamic glaze open sandwich on my duvet

what a waste of beautiful food! 5 second rule

Oh I still ate it

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

One plain croissant with strawberry or apricot jam. One pain au chocolate. A large cappuccino and some freshly squeezed orange juice, please.

Loving the room service!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"One plain croissant with strawberry or apricot jam. One pain au chocolate. A large cappuccino and some freshly squeezed orange juice, please.

Loving the room service!"

Hope you enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those crumbs

stuck to your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

champagne toast

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"All those crumbs

stuck to your bum

Plastic baby bib with the upturned bit that catches the crumbs, sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All those crumbs

stuck to your bum

Plastic baby bib with the upturned bit that catches the crumbs, sorted "

What if you sneeze

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"All those crumbs

stuck to your bum

Plastic baby bib with the upturned bit that catches the crumbs, sorted

What if you sneeze"

Crumbs everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All those crumbs

stuck to your bum

Plastic baby bib with the upturned bit that catches the crumbs, sorted

What if you sneeze

Crumbs everywhere

I'm out

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

No food in the bed unless it's part of sex play I'm afraid

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"All those crumbs

stuck to your bum

Plastic baby bib with the upturned bit that catches the crumbs, sorted

What if you sneeze

Crumbs everywhere

I'm out

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All those crumbs

stuck to your bum

Plastic baby bib with the upturned bit that catches the crumbs, sorted

What if you sneeze

Crumbs everywhere

I'm out

Lol

It would be the worst orgy fest ever... Toast

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

No food in the bed whatsoever Mr.... Tut tut tut.... I'd have a shit fit if my hubby did that

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