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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

So today I feel like conducting an orchestra so who can play an instrument? Does not matter how good or bad,and will be prepared for I can play the pink oboe and other such quips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't play anything but can make weird sound with my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can shake my maracacas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clarinet.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I can't play anything but can make weird sound with my mouth "

That's a start

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I can shake my maracacas "

I say

shake away

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I can play the trombone or baritone

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Clarinet. "

Acker Biik style....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll dig out my recorder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play the drums and can bang away for hours in front of an audience.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll play the comb. I'm still working my way up to the harmonica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the flute

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I play the drums and can bang away for hours in front of an audience.

Got to be a joke in there somewhere

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I'll play the comb. I'm still working my way up to the harmonica

Maybe the gazoo.....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I play the drums and can bang away for hours in front of an audience.

Got to be a joke in there somewhere

Definitely

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I can play the flute

And I am sure you play it well

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By *xploring GentlyMan
over a year ago

bath

I am a bassist. How low can you go?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll play the comb. I'm still working my way up to the harmonica

Maybe the gazoo.....

I am not bad on the kazoo

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I'll play the comb. I'm still working my way up to the harmonica

Maybe the gazoo.....

I am not bad on the kazoo

That's the one I meant

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I am a bassist. How low can you go?"

Not that low with my bad back

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll play the comb. I'm still working my way up to the harmonica

Maybe the gazoo.....

I am not bad on the kazoo

That's the one I meant

I googled gazoo..thinking I know that name

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I'll play the comb. I'm still working my way up to the harmonica

Maybe the gazoo.....

I am not bad on the kazoo

That's the one I meant

I googled gazoo..thinking I know that name

Green martian thing from cartoon I believe....

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I can play the trombone or baritone"

At the same time

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll play the comb. I'm still working my way up to the harmonica

Maybe the gazoo.....

I am not bad on the kazoo

That's the one I meant

I googled gazoo..thinking I know that name

Green martian thing from cartoon I believe....

Yeah..let's go with that

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I'll play the comb. I'm still working my way up to the harmonica

Maybe the gazoo.....

I am not bad on the kazoo

That's the one I meant

I googled gazoo..thinking I know that name

Green martian thing from cartoon I believe....

Yeah..let's go with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bagsy the triangle!

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I bagsy the triangle!"

Go on then you can have the triangle like Baldrick

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

In order of proficiency (high to low) for Luke:

Piano

Guitar

Trumpet

Hannah is a very good classical singer and has done a lot of performing.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"In order of proficiency (high to low) for Luke:

Piano

Guitar

Trumpet

Hannah is a very good classical singer and has done a lot of performing. "

Very impressive musical talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the drums although I haven't banged anything for a while now, I can also use a didgeridoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself or stylophone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to play the violin in school, I'd give it a go again... after all these years how bad could it be

Her x

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I used to play the violin in school, I'd give it a go again... after all these years how bad could it be

Her x"

Covers ears

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I can play the drums although I haven't banged anything for a while now, I can also use a didgeridoo "

And a wobble board

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I now know where middle c is

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I am the music man I come from down your way

What can you play ?

I can play the cheeks of my ass, cheeks of my ass, cheeks of my ass

Sorry it reminded me of school mini bus trips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a church organist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play the drums although I haven't banged anything for a while now, I can also use a didgeridoo

And a wobble board

Thank god no and thankfully I can't paint either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bagsy the triangle!

Go on then you can have the triangle like Baldrick

I have a cunning plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the Todger

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I bagsy the triangle!

Go on then you can have the triangle like Baldrick

I have a cunning plan

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I can play the Todger

Should have guessed

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Used to play keyboard/piano when I was younger and in later years bass guitar. Learn a bit in acoustic but packed it up. Would love to learn again now

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I have a diploma on the triangle from a well respected music college!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do London’s burning on the recorder

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Have to give my rusty trombone a quick polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to be tromboned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do London’s burning on the recorder

Oh god, so can I, I can hear it now

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Any blue veined piccolo players

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I can play the mouth organ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any blue veined piccolo players

Is that cheese

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I can play the mouth organ

I can imagine

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Any blue veined piccolo players

Is that cheese

Thought you could get a tune out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used when younger play cornet/trumpet. I can play a few riffs on bass and a bit of guitar. Haven't played in a good while though

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Would love to play the drums. Like Animal from the Muppets.

Sax would be good, because I love to blow and the sound from a sax....Think Gerry Rafferty and Baker street....would be lot better than any feeble attempt of mine. But it would be fun.

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