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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's about time we had a bit more secretive type flirting. I want all of your very best smut!!

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy.

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them.

3) your (new) mate will then post your message ANONYMOUSLY on the thread for your desired person (e.g. To X, my mate says.....)

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself.

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy freaks!!

And don't forget your host

As you were sexy peeps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For 1/2hr then I’m out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again.

And here's one left over from the last thread:

"Can you tell naughtybutnice I'd love to carry on our conversation from earlier"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on why not. Smooth dude make yourself known!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"For 1/2hr then I’m out "

I'll have you for half an hour

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d like to play again please xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fallen Angel.... my sexy mate says to tell you... your pictures are truly awesome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for this

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m still in..... come and tickle my pickle

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I'll join for one more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In again.

And here's one left over from the last thread:

"Can you tell naughtybutnice I'd love to carry on our conversation from earlier" "

So message me?! I was just busy eating cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wont hold my breath for myself but I will play messenger for a while x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on why not. Smooth dude make yourself known!"

Yes. I agree

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not sure if my last post was seen?

For Slappy:

"I want to slap you all over, and over again. Mostly _lappy thighs and sausages."

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wont hold my breath for myself but I will play messenger for a while x"

You and me both Tess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lexi a sexy shy friend has said

"there’s more than her pickle I’d love to tickle xx"

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

My lovely friend has asked .,. Can you tell naughtyandhamdsome he has really kissable lips and I want his face in my box ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wont hold my breath for myself but I will play messenger for a while x

You and me both Tess!"

Hey Gorgeous, I told you to Own Your Sexy!! Remember!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stunning and lovely friend says

NSP. Naked boobie hugs?

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not sure if my last post was seen?

For Slappy:

"I want to slap you all over, and over again. Mostly _lappy thighs and sausages.""

wow thank you for the messages I’d very grateful thank you whomever you are ..... even more so if you dropped me a PM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wont hold my breath for myself but I will play messenger for a while x

You and me both Tess!

Hey Gorgeous, I told you to Own Your Sexy!! Remember!!"

Yes!

Dammit people! I'm sexy. Send smut for me!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Can you tell Tmontana1 that I'd like to say hello to his not so little friend, please?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My stunning and lovely friend says

NSP. Naked boobie hugs? "

Always Nora!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My stunning and lovely friend says

NSP. Naked boobie hugs?

Always Nora! "

Ffs I’m so transparent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still in..... come and tickle my pickle "

I thought you wanted to tickle mine

Still in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Try my luck once more but I'm not hopeful, happy to play messenger

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My stunning and lovely friend says

NSP. Naked boobie hugs?

Always Nora!

Ffs I’m so transparent "

You always ask the same thing gorgeous! Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My stunning and lovely friend says

NSP. Naked boobie hugs?

Always Nora!

Ffs I’m so transparent

You always ask the same thing gorgeous! Love it "

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I’m still in..... come and tickle my pickle

I thought you wanted to tickle mine

Still in"

I do!

Just waiting on the green light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For NSP: send boobs (.)-(.)

Thanks

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Be aware that y account doesn't accept messages from women. If that's what you're hoping

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll have another go you perverts

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"For NSP: send boobs (.)-(.)

Thanks "

Now I'm confused.... Midnight isn't here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I'd like to join in please

Happy to be postie for anyone

Her x

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Back and in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Doriss you lucky lady a very beautiful friend would like to ask... Can we have naked cuddles and tea and toast in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**I'm not here**

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Mr Tea!

Cna you please tell Estragon, I admire from afar, far too shy to say hello, but love your photos. Blushing just writing that, haha! Thank you TM x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Tindergirl please ..

Now she knows, what are we gonna do about it

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Still in

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

NSP my every so sexy mate wants you to be like KFC. Once the breast and thighs are finished with, my mate will put the bone in your slippery box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Tea!

Cna you please tell Estragon, I admire from afar, far too shy to say hello, but love your photos. Blushing just writing that, haha! Thank you TM x"

Ha! Why from afar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a very beautiful lady

Could you please say to order

When am I going to experience that yoni massage then?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Tesstarossa... a lovely friend would like to tell you

that he’d ride in you over a Ferrari any day, spoiling all of your curves, taking time make sure every part of your chassis was attended to and that a Ferrari doesnt come with self lubrication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy friend just said this

Can you tell midnight that she looks unbelievably hot in red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Doriss from my lovely mate

Her new photos are stunning x

Her x

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

I’m in Till it’s time for a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for your fallen angel

God blessed us all when he let you down here to mix with us mere mortals. But heaven is a long way from this place. I'd realign your halo and start heading back, unless you want to stay here and test your devilish side.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nora.... I can't stop laughing so I'm just going to leave this here for you....

Can you tell Nora I’m dressed in that killer clown outfit she likes and I’ve painted a little face on my Willy especially for her please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora.... I can't stop laughing so I'm just going to leave this here for you....

Can you tell Nora I’m dressed in that killer clown outfit she likes and I’ve painted a little face on my Willy especially for her please "

Hahaha

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP my every so sexy mate wants you to be like KFC. Once the breast and thighs are finished with, my mate will put the bone in your slippery box! "

That's weirdly sexy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for your fallen angel

God blessed us all when he let you down here to mix with us mere mortals. But heaven is a long way from this place. I'd realign your halo and start heading back, unless you want to stay here and test your devilish side. "

Oops. Too late, I’m not the fallen one for nothing

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

One for the lovely testarossa

Please could you say to testarossa,

You’re gorgeous, I’d like to nibble your nipples

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NSP my every so sexy mate wants you to be like KFC. Once the breast and thighs are finished with, my mate will put the bone in your slippery box!

That's weirdly sexy...."

Or sexily weird?

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

message for kinky minx ..... always looked forwards to know your listing on threads sorry I made your blocked list and apologise xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for midnight.

Please tell midnight I have such a crush on her but she’s way out of my league so I will continue to admire from afar.

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous mate says

Tell testarossa she's sexy as hell and looks great in those specs and she can get her hands on me very soon.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP my every so sexy mate wants you to be like KFC. Once the breast and thighs are finished with, my mate will put the bone in your slippery box!

That's weirdly sexy....

Or sexily weird? "

Both

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

My lovely friend would like me to tell NSP

That he want play to Barbie with her I'll be Ken, she can be the box I cum in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh ooh .... another one for Posh:

Jennie can you tell NSP.

That I'm doing a psychology degree but it's not her mind I want to read!

I want her to teach me to lip read as she straddles my face

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Sexy or what?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy as all hell (but don't tell him I said that as he might get a big head) says to the extremely gorgeous mate of mine Fallen Angel that her pics give him real naughty thoughts that he should really confess

Let him confess Angel!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"message for kinky minx ..... always looked forwards to know your listing on threads sorry I made your blocked list and apologise xx"

I'd forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy as all hell (but don't tell him I said that as he might get a big head) says to the extremely gorgeous mate of mine Fallen Angel that her pics give him real naughty thoughts that he should really confess

Let him confess Angel!"

He should confess

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My lovely friend would like me to tell NSP

That he want play to Barbie with her I'll be Ken, she can be the box I cum in

"

Oooh.... interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie, your right hand says how about it babe?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooh ooh .... another one for Posh:

Jennie can you tell NSP.

That I'm doing a psychology degree but it's not her mind I want to read!

I want her to teach me to lip read as she straddles my face

.

Sexy or what? "

Almost as sexy as KFC.....

Now I need to figure out who's doing a degree....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jennie, your right hand says how about it babe? "

Oh! How unexpected

You are on!

Whoever you are

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"

Message for Tindergirl please ..

Now she knows, what are we gonna do about it "

You need to get in my box and tell me exactly what you want to do about it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

For NSP:

"I want to slowly strip your clothes, standing behind you, gently wash your naked body in the shower and as the soapy water runs between you perfect breast, as I kiss the back of your neck pushing my body against yours."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for YourFallenAngel

WOW! Just wow! I think you are seriously hot! x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Fallen Angel .... message for you.

My lovely mate says you have a body to die for and that they would really like to get to grips with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy as all hell (but don't tell him I said that as he might get a big head) says to the extremely gorgeous mate of mine Fallen Angel that her pics give him real naughty thoughts that he should really confess

Let him confess Angel!

He should confess "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for all my lovely messages

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"For NSP:

"I want to slowly strip your clothes, standing behind you, gently wash your naked body in the shower and as the soapy water runs between you perfect breast, as I kiss the back of your neck pushing my body against yours.""

Good lord....

Do confess please mystery messager...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy as all hell (but don't tell him I said that as he might get a big head) says to the extremely gorgeous mate of mine Fallen Angel that her pics give him real naughty thoughts that he should really confess

Let him confess Angel!

He should confess

"

I was just gonna tell her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy mate has a message for the gorgeous nsp

Can you tell Posh simply that I fancy her like fuck

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

This one got me a bit hot under the collar Doriss you lucky lady

Could you pass the message for Doriss:

My mate wants to hold you close so he can feel the passion in your breath, as his hand slip under you, lifting your legs around him, feeling the wall against you back and the pressure grow between your legs, he wants to feel you heart next to his chest beating faster as you breath becomes deeper, your legs tighten as you release yourself to the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For NSP:

"I want to slowly strip your clothes, standing behind you, gently wash your naked body in the shower and as the soapy water runs between you perfect breast, as I kiss the back of your neck pushing my body against yours."

Good lord....

Do confess please mystery messager..."

Wasn't me ... I am soap phobic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy as all hell (but don't tell him I said that as he might get a big head) says to the extremely gorgeous mate of mine Fallen Angel that her pics give him real naughty thoughts that he should really confess

Let him confess Angel!

He should confess

I was just gonna tell her!"

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

In. Probably.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Oh yay to this thread.

In for a bit and looking for someone to fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hot as fuck friends says

Tell Jennie that if she comes here I'll make good on all the plans we've been making

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Happy to be messenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out! "

Let me in on the secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out! "

Regarding the Kebab??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yay to this thread.

In for a bit and looking for someone to fancy "

How is gobby today

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out! "

I’m sure I’ve seen a smooth(something) profile on the forums before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Midnight!

My stunning friend says:

Could you please tell midnight, she’s so sexy, can we try our bi curiosity together

..

I would recomnend you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy as all hell (but don't tell him I said that as he might get a big head) says to the extremely gorgeous mate of mine Fallen Angel that her pics give him real naughty thoughts that he should really confess

Let him confess Angel!

He should confess

I was just gonna tell her!

I was gonna do it privately

"

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

These move so fast!

And I'm taking up mystery messenger on their Lidnt balls!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Tell lexi I'll turn her one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out!

Regarding the Kebab?? "

Was that you? Cheeky buggar I don’t even know you

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Tell lexi I'll turn her one day "

Ha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hot as fuck friends says

Tell Jennie that if she comes here I'll make good on all the plans we've been making"

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Oh yay to this thread.

In for a bit and looking for someone to fancy

How is gobby today "

All good thanks Paul

Hope all is good with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out!

Regarding the Kebab??

Was that you? Cheeky buggar I don’t even know you "

Hahaha yes was me, new on forum wanting to make friends, hope i didnt offend u x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out!

Regarding the Kebab??

Was that you? Cheeky buggar I don’t even know you "

Errrr now this is awkward isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out!

Regarding the Kebab??

Was that you? Cheeky buggar I don’t even know you

Hahaha yes was me, new on forum wanting to make friends, hope i didnt offend u x"

Skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

message for durtyav

Wish Durtyav would sit on my face and bounce on my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yay to this thread.

In for a bit and looking for someone to fancy

How is gobby today

All good thanks Paul

Hope all is good with you "

I’m good thanks, took your advice and starting using the forums which I’m enjoying

Hope you’re good

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over a year ago


"I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out!

Regarding the Kebab??

Was that you? Cheeky buggar I don’t even know you

Hahaha yes was me, new on forum wanting to make friends, hope i didnt offend u x"

I’m unoffendable. Think I just made that word up!

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out!

Regarding the Kebab??

Was that you? Cheeky buggar I don’t even know you

Errrr now this is awkward isn’t it "

Ok ok I apologise!! In public!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out!

Regarding the Kebab??

Was that you? Cheeky buggar I don’t even know you

Errrr now this is awkward isn’t it

Ok ok I apologise!! In public! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobby, my sexy friend wants you to know you have the most Kissable lips! If they spent just one night with you they would die happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to know who smooth dude is. By process of elimination I have it down to a couple of people. I will work this out!

Regarding the Kebab??

Was that you? Cheeky buggar I don’t even know you

Hahaha yes was me, new on forum wanting to make friends, hope i didnt offend u x

I’m unoffendable. Think I just made that word up!

Welcome "

Thank you xXx(",)xXx

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Back in!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy and gorgeous friend says

Please tell Durtyav

So close... yet so out of reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please tell blue racer she is defo on my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This hot friend says

Can you tell _obbychick that I’ve had an ‘extension’ built on my penis and would she like to see it please

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Can you please tell blue racer she is defo on my hotlist "

I can't say the same or not, as I've no idea who's sent it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can you tell Wonko, I like his undies!

And he can pretend to be grumpy... but I'll put a smile on his face!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy mate has a message for the gorgeous nsp

Can you tell Posh simply that I fancy her like fuck "

Oh my! Tell me!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

A mysterious friend asked..

Can you please tell Nora

I’d love to explore her body!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can you tell Wonko, I like his undies!

And he can pretend to be grumpy... but I'll put a smile on his face! "

Not possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Posh:

My brainiac mate also does counselling as part of their degree, and says "not that I think she needs it lol and offer private naked sessions only for her....n we can Talk about ken and barbie"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Paul_tat

My very sexy mate says you're 4th in the queue but good things come to those who wait

And man.... my mate is worth waiting for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mysterious friend asked..

Can you please tell Nora

I’d love to explore her body!

Jo.Xx "

Aww. Warn them they’ll need a few hours! There’s a lot to explore

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh Posh:

My brainiac mate also does counselling as part of their degree, and says "not that I think she needs it lol and offer private naked sessions only for her....n we can Talk about ken and barbie""

I have no clue!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cryptic one here:

Hobby you have the most sexy belly hole of Essex

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Oh yay to this thread.

In for a bit and looking for someone to fancy

How is gobby today

All good thanks Paul

Hope all is good with you

I’m good thanks, took your advice and starting using the forums which I’m enjoying

Hope you’re good "

Pleased to see you on the forums hun. You’ll enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F&B a message from a very sexy friend

Can you tell F and B that I'd like to shave his face and ride it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nawty khan you lucky dude. This one particular forumite is a catch and says: I would like to cum all over your anus dream boat x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A message for that smooth charmer F&B

I'm still awaiting on giving you proper shivers from seeing your fav “Essex belly button” In person

Ooooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cryptic one here:

Hobby you have the most sexy belly hole of Essex"

Did I write hobby or gobby ? I can't remember now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora ... romance is not dead:

Nora the explorer

I really want to floor her,

Love her to ride my love stick,

Then lets repeat the trick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just waiting for a mate

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Gobby, my sexy friend wants you to know you have the most Kissable lips! If they spent just one night with you they would die happy!"

I think your sexy friend will only know the feel of these lips if they messaged me

My inbox is open

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Another lovely friend would like me to pass this on to NSP

As the water continues to run down your body, between your breast and down between your legs, I want to continue to kiss down your back, following your spine downwards as my hand gently stroke down to contours of your body, gently brushing past your breast until I reach the top of your thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming for paul tat.

I love the way you drink your drink, it gives me shiver from my tits till the wrinkles of my anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Posh:

My brainiac mate also does counselling as part of their degree, and says "not that I think she needs it lol and offer private naked sessions only for her....n we can Talk about ken and barbie"

I have no clue!!"

I am in a position to provide a clue

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"This hot friend says

Can you tell _obbychick that I’ve had an ‘extension’ built on my penis and would she like to see it please

"

I have a feeling I know who this friend is.

Can you please ask your friend to send me a pic of their newly extended penis next to a sky remote please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yay to this thread.

In for a bit and looking for someone to fancy

How is gobby today

All good thanks Paul

Hope all is good with you

I’m good thanks, took your advice and starting using the forums which I’m enjoying

Hope you’re good

Defo am

Pleased to see you on the forums hun. You’ll enjoy it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nawty khan you lucky dude. This one particular forumite is a catch and says: I would like to cum all over your anus dream boat x"

Mines a no entry lol, one way system only, until im convinced otherwise lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cryptic one here:

Hobby you have the most sexy belly hole of Essex

Did I write hobby or gobby ? I can't remember now "

Doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please tell blue racer she is defo on my hotlist

I can't say the same or not, as I've no idea who's sent it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora ... romance is not dead:

Nora the explorer

I really want to floor her,

Love her to ride my love stick,

Then lets repeat the trick x"

. So romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paul_tat

My very sexy mate says you're 4th in the queue but good things come to those who wait

And man.... my mate is worth waiting for "

Hmmmmm I wonder who this extremely sexy friend is

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

This one is eager!!

To paul tat.

I love the way you drink your drink, it gives me shiver from my tits till the wrinkles of my anus. Cheers mate.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/03/21 20:31:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NSP :

My hot mate would love to caress your tities with his lob on while listening to Tracy Chapman and talking about revolution

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Paul_tat

My very sexy mate says you're 4th in the queue but good things come to those who wait

And man.... my mate is worth waiting for

Hmmmmm I wonder who this extremely sexy friend is "

Dunno! Are they on your hotlist?

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Cryptic one here:

Hobby you have the most sexy belly hole of Essex

Did I write hobby or gobby ? I can't remember now "

Wouldn’t matter whether you said gobby or hobby

I’d still know it was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Posh:

My brainiac mate also does counselling as part of their degree, and says "not that I think she needs it lol and offer private naked sessions only for her....n we can Talk about ken and barbie"

I have no clue!!

I am in a position to provide a clue"

My mate asks if he can reveal himself in your box? Or do you prefer the air of mystery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, why not

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh Posh:

My brainiac mate also does counselling as part of their degree, and says "not that I think she needs it lol and offer private naked sessions only for her....n we can Talk about ken and barbie"

I have no clue!!

I am in a position to provide a clue"

I'll take you in any position

And the clue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/03/21 20:31:06]"

U just gave yourself away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paul_tat

My very sexy mate says you're 4th in the queue but good things come to those who wait

And man.... my mate is worth waiting for

Hmmmmm I wonder who this extremely sexy friend is

Dunno! Are they on your hotlist? "

They most definitely are

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP :

My hot mate would love to caress your tities with his lob on while listening to Tracy Chapman and talking about revolution"

Is this another mate or the Ken and Barbie mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cryptic one here:

Hobby you have the most sexy belly hole of Essex

Did I write hobby or gobby ? I can't remember now

Wouldn’t matter whether you said gobby or hobby

I’d still know it was you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nawty khan you lucky dude. This one particular forumite is a catch and says: I would like to cum all over your anus dream boat x

Mines a no entry lol, one way system only, until im convinced otherwise lol"

The very sexy forumite has replied

‘I bet that when you are using your exit, you look lovely’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora ... romance is not dead:

Nora the explorer

I really want to floor her,

Love her to ride my love stick,

Then lets repeat the trick x

. So romantic "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/03/21 20:31:06]

U just gave yourself away "

No lighty for me pal .. that I can assure .. though I had a point lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NSP :

My hot mate would love to caress your tities with his lob on while listening to Tracy Chapman and talking about revolution

Is this another mate or the Ken and Barbie mate? "

Different one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is eager!!

To paul tat.

I love the way you drink your drink, it gives me shiver from my tits till the wrinkles of my anus. Cheers mate.

Jo.Xx

Maybe we could have a drink together when it’s ok to do so

"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Another lovely friend would like me to pass this on to NSP

As the water continues to run down your body, between your breast and down between your legs, I want to continue to kiss down your back, following your spine downwards as my hand gently stroke down to contours of your body, gently brushing past your breast until I reach the top of your thighs."

Who is the mystery smooth talker?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP :

My hot mate would love to caress your tities with his lob on while listening to Tracy Chapman and talking about revolution

Is this another mate or the Ken and Barbie mate?

Different one"

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Tell them to reveal themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/03/21 20:31:06]

U just gave yourself away

No lighty for me pal .. that I can assure .. though I had a point lol "

I bet it was from him !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is eager!!

To paul tat.

I love the way you drink your drink, it gives me shiver from my tits till the wrinkles of my anus. Cheers mate.

Jo.Xx

Maybe we could have a drink together when it’s ok to do so

"

Maybe you should introduce yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/03/21 20:31:06]

U just gave yourself away

No lighty for me pal .. that I can assure .. though I had a point lol

I bet it was from him ! "

Without doubt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NSP :

My hot mate would love to caress your tities with his lob on while listening to Tracy Chapman and talking about revolution

Is this another mate or the Ken and Barbie mate?

Different one"

The clue for the other one is 'Ken and barbie mate'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 06/03/21 20:31:06]

U just gave yourself away

No lighty for me pal .. that I can assure .. though I had a point lol

I bet it was from him ! "

I’m all in .. that it wasn’t ...

Bet it’s you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell gobby chick her pictures are phwoarrrr nominal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Jennie TV my hunk of a friend says

Your glasses gave him an erection that was so hard that it broke his banjo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ch3rry Bombers my sexy mate says:

The way you hold your phone makes me want to wank my rod as if my name was rob

Their name isn't Rob.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"message for durtyav

Wish Durtyav would sit on my face and bounce on my tongue "

You sweet talker you...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To Jennie TV my hunk of a friend says

Your glasses gave him an erection that was so hard that it broke his banjo !

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for all mine, but fess up!!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"My sexy and gorgeous friend says

Please tell Durtyav

So close... yet so out of reach"

who are you?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP :

My hot mate would love to caress your tities with his lob on while listening to Tracy Chapman and talking about revolution

Is this another mate or the Ken and Barbie mate?

Different one

The clue for the other one is 'Ken and barbie mate' "

I'm so bad at guessing!!

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